Authors: Peter Matthiessen
To give his feral brother room, he sat down several stools away, and neither spoke until Lucius was served. After his upsetting day, Lucius eased his nerves with a double bourbon, gasping in relief as the charcoal essence warmed his sinuses and welled into his brain.
“The Watson brothers,” Rob muttered finally, shaking his head at the folly of it all.
“Having fun?”
“Good clean fun,” the old man said, “and a lot of it.” Dead mean drunk, he lifted his empty glass to toast their images. Lucius said, “Well, we have to start somewhere. Who's that in the urn?” And his brother said, “His skull. Last time I looked, it was Edgar âBloody' Watson.”
Turning his glass to the light to inspect the amber shimmer in his ice cubes, Rob related how, in 1921, before leaving Fort Myers on his search for Lucius, he had visited the cemetery late at night with the excellent plan of pissing on his father's grave. While performing this act, he wondered if there might not be a market for the head of such a famous desperado. He broke into a caretaker's shed and borrowed a spade and chipped his way down through the limestone clay to the rotted coffin, from which he extracted the brown, bullet-broken skull, wrapping it in burlap from the toolshed. He filled and tamped the hole, returned the spade. The digging had sobered him somewhat, but he was too tired to carry out a revised plan to dig up the grave again and restore the skull. Next day, lacking any plan at all, he installed it in a Greek-type urn acquired at a funeral parlor whose proprietor had hammered the skull into small pieces.
Lucius jolted down his drink. “Is all this true? Your
father
?”
“My own father. Yep. That was the fun part,” Robert Watson said. “Did my heart good. Made a nice keepsake.”
“Seems like a lot of trouble,” Lucius said finally. “I don't know that I believe this story.”
“You might as well believe it, son, because it's true.” Talking out of the side of his mouth, facing the bar mirror, Rob had yet to look him in the eye.
At a lossâwhat could he say?âLucius told him about the visit with their Collins cousins, describing what their father had looked like in the large oval
photograph in the Collins house. Morose, Rob said, “I
know
what that maniac looked like.” Asked after another silence why he'd changed his name, Rob said he'd adopted his mother's name because he no longer wished to be a Watson.
After fleeing to Key West in 1901, Rob had wandered the earth as a merchant seaman. Eventually, he had learned to drive an automobile, and in Prohibition, he had found a job running trucks for liquor dealers. Unfortunately he'd become involved in a warehouse robberyâ“the driver,” he saidâand because a guard was killed, he had done hard time in prison. He had been in and out of prison ever since. Though Lucius had suspected this, he squinted suspiciously at Rob, to warn him not to make up any stories, and after that Rob refused his questionsâunwilling, he said, to discuss his life with some idiot who was calling him a liar. “You'll see,” he added, ominous. “I've been writing down my side of your Watson story.”
When the old man threw his whiskey back and signaled rudely for another, the bartender refused him, telling him he'd already had too many. “I notified you,” the barman reminded him, “even before you was joined by this other party.” Told by Lucius that the other party would take responsibility, the barman shrugged. It was true that Rob had already been drunk when Lucius first came in, but now he was in that advanced phase in which he could keep drinking without seeming drunker, except for a subtle thickening of features and a sweaty glaze. Until that point when he fell down for good, he would not even stagger.
“The Professor.” Rob nodded, very, very weary. Closing the subject of Rob Watson, he asked to hear his colleague's theory on the first man to shoot a bullet at their parent. “I mean, who was Bill House trying to cover for in that deposition?” Awaiting his drink, he drummed his fingers on the bar. “That day you came hunting me at Gator Hook? Well, after you left, Speck was raging around, and he started yelling how Henry Short was in that line of men. He said he fired.”
“In Jim Crow days? In Chokoloskee? I don't think so!”
“No? I read that deposition, Professor. They all admitted shooting. So why would House try to cover up for someone, unless it was a black man?”
“I'm not sure House was covering for anybody.” Lucius shook his head. “I've heard that rumor about Henry Short. It might be a case of âpin it on the nigger,' Arb.”
“Rob is the name. Robert Briggs Watson. Remember me?”
“Look, I knew Henry pretty well. All his life Henry paid attention to every step he made, like a man wading a slough full of alligators. Even if he was
told to follow the House men to Smallwood's landing, but he would never let himself be seen toting a gun. And even if he had a gun, he would never shoot it at a white man.”
Rob had already lost concentration. “The Watson brothers,” he said again, sardonic.
At the desk a message had come that Major Dyer might join them for supper on his way through town. They located Rob's satchel and took it to the room. Lucius assured him that Dyer didn't know a thing.
“Know a thing about
what
?” Rob's snarl was paranoid. Then the fight went out of him. Astonished to see those sharp old eyes go soft and shiny, Lucius approached him gingerly and drew his brother's scrawny frame into his arms. How thin Robert Briggs Watson was! There was nothing left of him.
They went downstairs and waited in the lobby. When Dyer did not appear, they left word at the desk and went into the restaurant without him.
The Gasparilla's Swashbuckler Restaurant had a hearty buffet topped off by a huge blood-swollen roast beef. The meat's custodian, in chef's apron and high hat, was a big roly-poly black man with a swift red knife, a rich and rolling laugh, and a rollicking line that had the whole room smiling.
“Oh yeah! Yes sir!
Yes
indeedy! Tha's it! Tha's right! How
you
this evenin? Y'all had you a good visit? You doin all right? All
right
, my frien'! Bes' have some o' this good roast! Oh yeah! Yes sir! Tha's it! Tha's right! Red for the gentleman, pink for the lady? Bes' have jus' a li'l more, now, jes' a
li'l bit
âall right?
All right
!”
“He don't know when to quit,” Rob said too loudly, reaching out for his new whiskey, almost tipping her tray before the waitress could set down the amber glass. “He's playing these old tourists like a school of catfish, snuffling through the mud after a bait!”
Spoiling for trouble, the old man was still sniping when Watson Dyer came up from behind and yanked out a chair and settled on it with a heavy grunt, without a greeting. He considered their liquor glasses a few moments before noting coldly that they had gone into the dining room without him. “You boys in a big rush or what?” His smile looked terrible. “I thought I was the busy feller around here!”
Under the scrutiny of those hard pale eyes, Lucius could no longer doubt that this man was the natural son of E. J. Watson. It was hard to think about him in that light, since they had nothing else in common, brotherly affection least of all. Until this year, his last experience of Wattie Dyer was on the dock at Chatham Bend in 1905. The mail boat captain had been young Dan
House, a youth of his own age, and Dan's mate was another boy, Gene Gandees, and both would be present, five years later, in the line of men who gunned his father down at Smallwood's landing.
At the time he departed Chatham Bend, that hot and squalling Dyer child had not yet opened his eyes, which were never to gaze upon his natural father. According to Lucy, Watt was already a schoolboy by the time Fred Dyer spread the tale of his own cuckolding. The boy had challenged the story from the start, punching schoolmates bloody, but his fury only spread the rumor up and down the coast, until finally Watt turned his back upon his family, hitching an auto ride across the state on the new highway. Finding work in Miami, scrabbling to achieve an education, he freed himself from his own history as fiercely as a wolf gnawing its own paw to escape a trap.
Eventually people forgot about Watt Dyer, and forgot the rumors, all but those old-timers who had known Ed Watson. Years later, when Dyer's law practice required visits to the Gulf coast, certain elders might squint as soon as they laid eyes on him. “Hell, don't I know that feller?” In the time it took to wipe their glasses, someone else had whispered, “Ain't that Watson's boy?”
Dyer was wearing a new windbreaker with the lettersâU.S.âembroidered on the breast pocket in red letters encircled by small blue stars.
“A Fed,” Rob Watson said. “I should have known it.”
“United Sugar.” Dyer yanked out a chair. “Those men are grateful to this great land of opportunity. They are proud of Old Glory, and they don't mind showing it.”
“Not surprising,” Lucius observed, “considering the federal subsidies they rake in.” Years before, crossing Florida by way of the south shore of Okeechobee, he had beheld those endless canefields, draining their tons of nitrates and pesticides into the Everglades, and the huge sugar factories and thick high walls of oily smoke shrouding the flat horizons like dark fronts of oncoming evil weather. Recalling this, he was ever more uneasy about corporate sponsorship of his biography of E. J. Watson. Not that Papa would have mindedâon the contrary! The ruined land south of the dykes, the poor poisoned small towns of the migrant workersâthe price of progress!, Papa would have said.
Dyer was rummaging intently among his papers. Finally he looked up. “Lucius H. Watson shows up on the 1910 census as residing at Chatham Bend, the last resident Watson on the propertyâthat could help. The least we should get is a life tenure on the place, like that old man who lives on Possum
Key. That precedent is strong enough to tie this up in litigation and appeals almost foreverâor long enough for our purposes, at least.”
“Our purposes?”
“Let's see now.” The attorney peered into his briefcase, saying casually, “You planning another interview with Henry Short?”
“I might, if I knew where to find him. Why? What's Henry got to do with it?”
“Bill House's son would know his whereabouts.” Dyer scribbled the phone number of Andy House on the bottom corner of a legal pad, tore off the yellow scrap, and handed it to Lucius. “Let me know if you come up with something.” He resettled himself heavily in his seat, clearing the air for a shift of topic. “Naples,” he said. For tomorrow night's meeting of the Historical Society, Lucius would be listed on the program as L. Watson Collins, Ph.D.
Lucius shook his head, annoyed. “That won't work here on this coast. I told you that. Too many people know me. Anyway, I learned my lesson in Fort White.” He would notify the audience that the name on the program was a pen name.