Authors: Zakes Mda
Tags: #‘There are many suns,’ he said. ‘Each day has its own. Some are small, some are big. I’m named after the small ones.’
‘His daughter’s hand has been asked in marriage,’ says one of the men by way of explaining the bottle of brandy. ‘It was part of the
lobolo
.’
Soon Malangana finds himself relaxing among these men and even laughing at their jokes. He has not laughed for a long time and he is attacked by guilt and shame for doing so with such abandon even though he has not found his Mthwakazi. He vows to himself that he will shut his mouth and carry himself in solemn dignity. But the brandy is merciless. It tickles his brain and he breaks out laughing.
Malangana is drunk out of his wits. He stands up and wobbles around on his crutches and falls to the ground and laughs while kicking his legs in the air. The men are much entertained. They give him a standing ovation. One of them helps him up.
‘Sit down,
xhego
,’ he says, laughing, ‘otherwise you’ll break your bones which are already rattling.’
Malangana points at the ruins.
‘That was my prison,’ he says. ‘I was as drunk as a little bird twirling in the sky after drinking the juice of the
garingboom
flowers when I was arrested.’
Once more he breaks out giggling. And then the giggles become guffaws. He laughs for a long time until tears run down his cheeks. Not just the one drop he shed earlier today at the memory of Gcazimbane. Tears gush like rivers drenching his shirt. Horror maps the men’s faces: how can so much water flow from so dry a body?
Hamilton Hope’s Report
HAMILTON HOPE
, Resident Magistrate, District of Qumbu.
Malangana was as drunk as a little bird that overindulged on the nectar of
garingboom
flowers. He sat on Magistrate Hamilton Hope’s bench giggling and belching. Occasionally he shouted ‘Silence in the court’ and hit the bench with a gavel. He paged through the Book of Causes and pretended to read the names of culprits, their crimes and their sentences as enumerated in the book. But the blue squiggles from the magistrate’s nib did not make sense to him. He had learned to speak some of the white man’s language, but not to read it.
The Tears of Queen Victoria were burning in his belly and sending tingling sensations to his head.
It all started when he arrived in the morning to clean the House of Trials. It was his weekly assignment as a prisoner to sweep, scrub the floor and dust the furniture in the courtroom. On weekdays he did the same at The Residency and also tended the garden, comfortable jobs that were envied by the rest of the inmates of Qumbu Jail who had to dig quarries and haul rocks for stonemasons. A man who worked at the home of the magistrate was likely to see bits and pieces of delicacies find their way into his stomach, courtesy of maids and nannies. Or to get tipsy once in a while if the master had been careless enough to leave his brandy lying around.
And that was what had happened today. When Malangana walked into the courtroom followed by a Mfengu warder armed only with a baton, Hamilton Hope and Major Scott, a fresh-faced blond soldier in the uniform of the newly minted Cape Mounted Riflemen, were sitting at the desk of the Clerk of the Court in front of the bench. They were arguing spiritedly while drinking
Inyembhezi zikaVitoli
that Hope kept on pouring into enamel mugs from a hip flask.
‘You’ll change your tune when you’ve been here long enough,’ Hope was saying. ‘The natives will keep you on your toes and you’ll sing a different song, my friend.’
The white men paid scant attention to him as he dusted the magistrate’s bench. The warder wandered away. Malangana belonged to that class of prisoners that didn’t need to be guarded all the time. Why, sometimes he was released early from his chores, walked all by himself back to prison and banged at the gate with his fists until the warders let him in.
‘Pacification in British Kaffraria is far from being attained,’ added Hope. ‘We must undermine traditional power.’
‘I do not dispute that,’ said Scott. ‘But I think the best way to undermine it is to win it to our side first and then subdue it.’
That was the problem with these upstarts fresh from military academy. They thought they knew more than the faithful servants of the Queen who had years of field experience. Hope did not really like Scott but had to tolerate him because he was sent by the new prime minister and colonial secretary, Gordon Sprigg, to plan the development of suitable defence systems. Granted, he had been part of the team that led the militarisation of the Frontier Armed and Mounted Police into the more efficient Cape Mounted Riflemen. It irked Hope no end to admit how brilliantly that task was accomplished. What irritated the magistrate most was the young man’s lack of modesty about his academic achievements; he never forgot to write
B.A.
(Oxon) after his name, even after his signature. And here now he was impudent enough to argue with him on how to deal with the natives.
‘While suppressing insurrections against the Queen we need to address the insurgents’ legitimate concerns,’ said Scott.
He took a swig from the mug and then grimaced as if he had just swallowed poison. Malangana kept stealing a glance at him and shook his head; this fire-water burned the throats of powerful men and made them wince, and yet they continued to drink it. He himself had become partial to it when he was still a free man. Oh, how he would like his throat to be burned by the tears of the great queen of the white man!
‘What legitimate grievance could there be when we have brought the native civilisation?’
Obviously Oxford and Sandhurst had made Scott stupid.
‘Still we need to deal with these half-civilised races tactfully,’ he said.
‘These were wholly savage tribes,’ said the magistrate, pounding the desk with his fist. ‘Magistrates like me are responsible for that half-civilisation you’re talking about.’
Who was he to teach him about tact? Malangana could see irritation written all over his face.
Hope was an expert at dealing with the natives. That was why he was posted to Qumbu among the amaMpondomise from Lesotho where he had subdued Moorosi, the so-called king of the Baphuthi people – the natives reimagined their chiefs in the guise of kings, another important thing Hope needed to correct. He knew what he was doing and didn’t need lessons from someone who was in nappies when he started serving in the colonies. His expertise was born of hard-earned experience, not of some anthropology degree from Oxford.
Tact? He was a master of tact. He was so tactful he made friends with their chiefs. He had even dined with Mhlontlo on occasion.
‘According to Callwell, we’ll only subdue the native if we address his grievances,’ said Scott, turning red. Malangana could not say whether it was from the brandy or from the debate with a dismissive magistrate.
‘What are you looking at?’ Scott snapped at Malangana.
‘Oh, leave the bleeder alone, Scott. It’s not his fault you’ve lost your marbles.’
‘Callwell says . . .’ said Scott turning to Hope.
‘I know, I know, you never tire of reciting Major Callwell’s small-wars theory of counter-insurgency,’ said Hope, chuckling derisively. ‘What you and Callwell need to understand is that tribesmen don’t follow any theories. They are apt to be seized by madness and break into war at any time.’
Hope abruptly stood up and made to go. He limped towards the side door.
‘You’re still new,’ he added before exiting. ‘Soon you’ll learn.’
Major Scott would not give up that easily. He rushed after him, leaving the flask and the mugs on the table.
Malangana could see the two men through the window walking towards The Residency, still arguing. He tiptoed to the desk and poured himself a shot. He pressed his eyelids together tightly as the burning sensation slid down his throat. He coughed drily, and then took another swig directly from the flask. He took the flask to the bench and perched himself on the magistrate’s own throne. He paged through the Book of Causes between swigs.