Authors: Catherine Aird
There was no harm in dreaming. Everyone was allowed to dream.
Yes, from there they had gone on to discussing more affordable pleasures. That was what everybody always did. Didn't he know that?
Oh, she'd forgotten. Policemen only ever asked questions. They didn't answer them.
Third degree, more like.
No, she hadn't forgotten that was American.
Oh, all right then, if it was so important.
Then this woman had said that she didn't mind about not winning the lottery but what she really wanted was a new garden gate.
Yes, naturally then Margaret had mentioned the rose bush collection and if there had been anything wrong in doing that she would very much like to know what it was because she hadn't signed the Official Secrets Act even if he had â¦
âI must say they're pretty quick workers, sir.'
âThey've had a week, haven't they? If this girl, Jill Carter, was killed last Friday.'
âSorry, sir, I was forgetting.'
Superintendent Leeyes tapped his pen on his desk. âIt just goes to show, Sloan, what you can do with unlimited resources.'
âSir?'
âIt's all very well for some peopleâ¦'
âMy wife?' said Sloan, puzzled.
âDrug barons,' said Leeyes succinctly. âThey've got all the money in the world.'
That was what Jenny, the forensic accountant, had said, too.
âAnd all the time, too,' said Sloan, conscious of how much there was still to be done.
âAnd we haven't either the time or the money,' commented Leeyes. He sniffed. âEspecially not the money.'
âNo, sir,' Sloan hastened to agree. Other police forces had Drug Squads; Berebury had Sloan and Crosby. âThese roses, sirâ¦'
âAh, yes, Sloan. The roses.' He leaned back in his chair. âWhat do you propose doing about them?'
Detective Inspector Sloan took a deep breath. âAs I see it, sir, we have two options.'
âGo on.'
âI can send them back to Lingard and Lingard and get an eye kept there ⦠Or,' said Sloan, âI could put them out on my patio and see what happens.'
âAny further developments might well be interesting,' conceded the superintendent. âVery interesting. Be sure to keep me in the picture.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âHere's your week's money, Goddard, and my brother says you needn't come Monday.'
Sid Wetherspoon's brother had his uses; especially when he wasn't present. On some occasions when Fred Wetherspoon wasn't there, Sid would begin his spiel with âMy brother and I'; especially if he didn't relish what he had to say.
This was one of those occasions. Sid went on, âMy brother and I, young feller, don't think that you're cut out for working in the removals business. Not really.'
âNo, Mr Wetherspoon.' Wayne Goddard didn't bother to raise his eyebrows. There was nothing at which he needed even to feign surprise. He had realized most of the week that his days with Wetherspoon and Wetherspoon were numbered. The manager of the Job Centre wouldn't like it of course, but then he never did; and anyway he ought to be used to Wayne's being stood off at the end of his first week with each new employer by now. On the whole, he would probably be more upset than Wayne himself was.
âYou see,' Wetherspooon said, not unkindly, âyou haven't got the muscleâ¦'
Actually, now he came to think about it, Sid had never seen Wayne Goddard's muscles, since â no matter how hot it was â the lad hadn't once rolled his sleeves up to get down to work. It was one of Sid's grievances, only these days employers weren't allowed to have grievances. Only workers seemed to be entitled to those now.
âNo,' agreed the puny Wayne without rancour.
âSo we â my brother and I â think you'd do better in some other sort of work.' Sid was making a real effort to choose his words carefully. These days it was more difficult, too, to sack people than it had been. To say nothing of then not being able to take on who you wanted instead. It was the lurking fear of having to employ a woman under the new equal opportunity legislation that had very nearly led to Wayne's keeping his job with Wetherspoon and Wetherspoon, as the lesser of two evils.
âYes, Mr Wetherspoon.'
âMind you, boy, it hasn't got anything to do with those two policemen coming round here wanting to know everything we've done this week at Whimbrel House.'
âNo?' Wayne Goddard's eyebrows did go up at this.
âNo,' said Sid untruthfully. Actually, it had been the last straw as far as the brothers Wetherspoon were concerned. It wasn't that Sid had minded being grilled by Detective Inspector Sloan; he had been quite happy at his own answers. It was the uneasiness that Sid had felt at Wayne Goddard's responses which had stayed with him after the police had left, and it was still worrying him.
âRight then. I'll be on my way.' Goddard reached out a hand for his pay packet.
Sid kept his hand on the envelope. âAll the forms you need are in thereâ¦'
âRight,' said Goddard again, hand still extended.
â⦠but there's something I'd like to know before you go.'
âWhat's that then?'
âWho did you tell that we'd looked round Whimbrel House on Tuesday first while we sized the job up for yesterday?'
âMe?' Goddard's face assumed its innocent choirboy expression. âNo one. No one at all. Honest, Mr Wetherspoon.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âYou must remember, gentlemen,' said Dr Dabbe, emphasizing his point by waving an alarming-looking instrument of unknown purpose at the two detectives across his desk at the mortuary, âthat, in the words of a very distinguished epidemiologist, “Death certificates are merely passports to civilized burial”.'
âAnd to keep the coroner happy,' said Sloan sardonically.
Dabbe smiled. âI understand this mummy isn't going to get a civilized burial.'
âIt's going to the Greatorex Museum,' said Detective Constable Crosby.
âThere you are, then,' said the pathologist, putting the instrument down, and picking up a pen instead.
âBut only,' said Detective Inspector Sloan pointedly, âwhen Mr Locombe-Stableford is completely satisfied that it is of purely archaeological interest.'
âWhich, as I explained to you yesterday in similar circumstances, a radiological examination should confirm.'
âToday,' murmured Detective Constable Crosby under his breath, âif not yesterday.'
âThat,' the pathologist shot a wry glance in the inspector's direction, âis the theory, anyway. However, I have arranged for a very well-known palaeopathologist, known to Marcus Fixby-Smith, to assist me in my examination of the mummy. He's on his way.'
Crosby grinned. âThat should keep both the coroner and the curator happy.'
âDoctor,' intervened Sloan hastily, âyesterday you mentioned the dangers of opening up the actual mummyâ¦' Had it really only been yesterday? It seemed days ago. âNow that we've actually got a mummy, I'd like to know what those dangers are.' Having life insurance was all very well but it didn't compare with having life.
âAnthrax is the main risk,' said Dr Dabbe, at once becoming hortative. â
Bacillus anthracis
forms spores and these do exist for very long periods in a viable stage outside the human body.' He twirled his pen between his fingers. âDidn't you know? That's what makes it into a weapon of war. Relatively inexpensive, too.'
âWar?' echoed Crosby, who was sure he'd already been taught everything about man's inhumanity to man at the Police Training College.
âVery popular with some of our enemies, anthrax,' the doctor informed him. âThey stocked it, you know, even if it didn't get used.'
âNot us, though?' said Crosby.
âOh, we stocked it, too,' said Dr Dabbe airily, âpurely for the purposes of scientific research, of course. On an island in Gruinard Bay in Scotland. They say it's all right now.'
All Detective Inspector Sloan could think of was that character in the radio programme ITMA who had been sick but said she âwas all right now'. He hoped the same could be said for Gruinard Island.
âBut in a mummy?' persisted Crosby, still anxious.
âOh, yes, my boy. The spores have been found in ancient mummies before now, as I shall explain to the coroner if the X-rays are inconclusive.'
âI thought anthrax was a disease of sheep,' murmured Sloan without thinking. He, like most policemen, had in his time pinned up many a public notice about warble fly.
âWell, it is one of the zoonoses, Sloan,' expounded the pathologist happily, âand the clostridia are species specific.'
âDoes that mean what I think it means?' asked Sloan.
Dr Dabbe beamed. âIt does. One variety is actually called Woolsorter's Disease.'
âWell, I never,' said Crosby.
âThat's the pulmonary variety,' said the pathologist.
One of the few judicial remarks that Sloan remembered was âLet us to our muttons'. He didn't quote it now. He thought it was about time they got away from sheep. Instead he said firmly, âThe mummy can only go to the museum, of course, when the police too are completely satisfied that the mummy itself has no essential connection with the body of the girl who was in the
cartonnage.
'
Dr Dabbe looked over the other instruments on the tray before selecting a long probe. âShall we say that the
cartonnage
was probably, as Shakespeare put it so well, only “A shell of death”?'
âWe think that Jill Carter was dead when she was put in it,' Sloan informed him, taking this literally. âThe forensic people have confirmed that from their examination of the wood. They think she'd stopped bleeding by the time she was put in there.'
Dabbe nodded. âThat blow on the head would have killed her outright. By the way, I don't know if it's important to you chaps or not but she wasn't pregnant.' He waved a hand in the direction of his office. âIt'll all be in my report.'
âWas she on drugs, doctor?' asked Sloan.
âNot in my opinion. At least, I could find no immediate evidence of banned substances and I can assure you that there were no macroscopic signs of drug taking: ropy veins, injection sites, infected haematomata and so forth.'
âThank you,' said Sloan, making a note.
âBut I can't tell you definitely yet whether she had liver damage as a consequence of suffering from one or more of the happy family of hepatitises.' He paused. âOr should that be hepatiti?'
âI couldn't say, I'm sure, doctor,' said Sloan repressively. If there was one change in police procedure which had really made him wonder at the modern world, it was the official turning of the police blind eye to the needle exchange system set up in Berebury by the over-socially-conscious to save drug addicts from the blood diseases spread by sharing needles for their self-injection of proscribed substances. Nelson himself couldn't have done it better. Cost-effective in the broadest sense was how the idea had been sold to an outraged but outwardly compliant Calleshire Constabulary.
âBut all will be revealed,' said the pathologist sedately, âwhen I get the lab reports on the deceased back.'
âIn due course,' said Crosby, totally without inflection.
âWhat we're really interested in now, doctor,' intervened Sloan hastily, âis the timing of events.'
âWhere and when,' Crosby supplemented this quite unnecessarily.
The pathologist looked suddenly serious again. âIn my opinion, gentlemen, Jill Carter had been dead roughly about a week before I examined her.'
âLike the day she went missing?' suggested Crosby. âLast Friday.'
âPossibly. Going first on the expected post-mortem lividity and then on the later changes in that â alteration at the points where there would have been pressure from a wooden casing designed for someone else and so forth â I should say she had been dead for some days before she was encased in the
cartonnage
in which I first saw her, and had been in it for at least twenty-four hours.'
Detective Inspector Sloan had been thinking as well as listening. âThat means she was parked somewhere else before she was put in there.'
Dr Dabbe agreed. âBut perhaps that is more likely to be definitely established from other than medical evidence.'
âThey're still going over her clothing at forensic,' said Crosby, âand going all over the house, too.'
âAnd we've got a team going over the car park where the girl was last seen,' said Sloan. âThere may be blood thereâ¦'
He did not feel it necessary to add that the same skilled team of specialists in forensic evidence were about to examine the interior of the car belonging to one of her employers â the accountant and amateur yachtsman Nigel Worrow.
Chapter Twelve
Worn
âAnthony Heber-Hibbs hereâ¦'
âThis is Detective Inspector Sloan of the Calleshire Constabulary, your excellency, and I'm ringing from England.' Had he got that right, Sloan wondered. He wasn't used to addressing ambassadors, even if it was over the telephone; and halfway round the world to boot.
âHow may I help you, Inspector?' said a pleasant-sounding very English voice.
âJust a routine inquiry, sir, about an animal protection reserve in Lasserta.' Offhand, Sloan couldn't even remember what the postage stamps of Lasserta looked like â and he'd learned geography by philately.
âThe Lake Ryrie Project? What about it?'
âThis may sound a little silly to you, sir, but we're ringing to confirm that the reserve actually exists.'
âI'll say. Does a good job here, too. Tell me more.'
âThat's all we really needed to know,' said Sloan apologetically, âbut we are involved in a money-laundering inquiry here.'