Read Like Pickle Juice on a Cookie Online
Authors: Julie Sternberg
“A little,” she said.
“What's it like?” I asked.
She thought for a second.
“My teacher was named Mrs. Mosley,” she said.
“She didn't like my handwriting.
She thought it was too messy.”
“Oh,” I said.
I thought about my handwriting.
It was pretty messy, too.
“And I think we wrote reports in third grade,”
Natalie said.
“About famous people.
I remember writing one on Neil Armstrong.”
“Who's that?” I asked.
“The first person to walk on the moon,” Natalie said.
I tried to think of someone famous to write about.
But before I could,
we saw Val.
She was wheeling her bag
up the path to our building.
“Val!” we called, waving. “Val!”
Val waved back
and then turned
and wheeled her big bag right across the street
and over to our stand.
“What a nice way to spend the day,” she said.
“Can we check for Bibi's letter?” I asked.
“Just in case?”
“Sure,” Val said.
“But I didn't see it earlier.”
Then she dug through her bag
and we looked at every 2C letter
but again
no letter from Bibi.
I started to get grumpy.
Then Natalie said,
“Let's get Val some lemonade.”
And I poured a cup for Val.
She tried to give us a nickel.
But Natalie said,
“This lemonade is free for Val.”
“Let's add that to our sign,” I said.
So on our sign
under LEMONADE, ONE NICKEL
I wrote in big letters
FREE FOR VAL.
Val laughed
and thanked us
and wheeled her big bag back across the street
to deliver the rest of her mail.
My mom had to work late the next day.
My dad did, too.
So Natalie stayed late.
And that was bad.
It was bad because
Natalie ran my bath
and checked the water
and checked it again
to make sure it wasn't too hot.
Just like Bibi.
When Bibi stayed late.
And,
before I got in the tub,
Natalie turned back my covers
so my bed was all ready for nighttime.
Just like Bibi.
When Bibi stayed late.
And
I could tell
I could just tell
that after my bath
Natalie planned to read to me
and tuck me in
and kiss me good night
and wish me sweet dreams
and turn down the lights
and tiptoe down the hall.
Just like Bibi.
When Bibi stayed late.
But
Natalie
was not
Bibi.
And
I
wanted
Bibi.
So when Natalie said,
“Your bath is ready,”
I said,
“I don't need a bath.
I'm very clean already.”
Natalie looked surprised.
She thought for a minute
and said,
“At least wash your face and hands.”
“Fine,” I said.
I washed my face and hands
and went in my room.
Then Natalie pulled open my pajama drawer
and said,
“Would you like to pick out some pajamas?”
“No,”
I said.
“I'm not sleeping in pajamas tonight.”
Then I slammed that drawer shut.
I had to sleep in something,
so I opened my shirt drawer
and pulled out the very top shirt
and put it on
and turned to Natalie
and said,
“Good night.”
“Goodness,” Natalie said.
She pointed to the pajama drawer.
“We don't slam drawers,” she said.
“Please try again, more gently.”
“Fine,” I said.
I tried again.
“Are you sure you'll be comfortable in that shirt?”
she asked.
“I'm sure,” I said.
“I could read you a bedtime story,” she said.
“I'll read to myself,” I said.
I got a book
the first book I saw
and climbed with it into my bed.
It was a very big book.
I opened it
and started to read.
That very big book had very long words
that I didn't understand.
But I kept pretending to read.
“Well, then,” Natalie said.
“Good night.”
She dimmed the lights
and closed the door
and went off down the hall.
I waited a minute.
Then I dropped the book on the floor
and put my face in my pillow.
I closed my eyes
and decided
to move
to Florida.
The next morning
Natalie pretended
that last night wasn't bad.
She came in
and slipped off her shoes
and put down her bag
and smiled at me
like she always did.
And then she said,
“Good morning.”
“Good morning,” I said back.
I hoped she really wasn't mad.
About that drawer.
And the bath.
I couldn't tell if she was.
And I didn't want to ask.
Then I had an idea.
“I'll brush your hair for you,” I said.
Sometimes I brush my mom's hair.
And my best friend Pearl's hair, too.
They like it.
“Okay,” Natalie said.
I ran to my room
and got my brush.
Which is blue.
My favorite color.
I brought it back to Natalie,
who sat on a chair
and took out her ponytail
and let her hair touch her shoulders.
“Don't worry,” I said.
“I'll brush very gently.”
Then I brushed her hair very gently.
The way my dad brushes mine sometimes
before he goes to work.
When I had brushed it all, I said,
“What's your favorite color?”
And she said,
“Green.”
So I ran back to my room
and got all of the green barrettes I could find.
All three.
Then I made little braids in her hair
and clipped green barrettes at the bottom.
One braid behind each ear
and one down the middle in the back.
“You look beautiful,” I said.
She did.
She looked beautiful.
I let her keep those green barrettes.
And she wore them
on those braids
one behind each ear
and one down the middle in the back
the whole rest of the day.