Authors: Sheryl Berk
“I think he's really nice,” Gracie interjected.
“How do you know?” Rochelle asked her.
“ 'Cause when I got here after school, Miss Toni introduced me to him.”
“I met him, too,” Anya piped up. “He seems really cool.”
Rochelle shook her head. “I am in serious trouble.”
“Not as much trouble as I am,” Bria said suddenly. She was staring in disbelief at her laptop screen. “They just posted our grades for the science midterm!”
Rochelle sighed. “You know, you worry way too much, Bri. You studied like a maniac, and I'm sure you knocked it out of the park.”
Bria turned the laptop around to show them what it said. There, in big red type, was the letter “F.”
“You failed it?” Scarlett gasped. “How? Why?”
“I have no idea!” Bria cried. “All I know is
that my parents are gonna kill me. And there goes the trip to Hollywood. They'll never let me go now.”
“Maybe you can do some extra credit,” Gracie volunteered. “Like a diorama or a poster or something.”
“That might work in second grade, Gracie, but my science teacher, Ms. Moran, doesn't believe in extra credit.” Bria buried her head in her hands. “I'm doomed. Doomed, doomed, doomed.”
“I actually think Gracie had a great idea,” Scarlett said.
“I did?” Gracie replied. “I mean, I did! What did I say?”
“You said Bria should do some extra creditâand I think that's exactly what she should do.” Scarlett turned to Bria. “Just like how you wow those tough judges every competition, you can wow your teacher, too.”
“How?” Bria sighed. “She won't appreciate my back handspring.”
“No, but she will appreciate it if you rap the entire science unit and prove that you know it.”
“Rap? I don't rap,” Bria replied.
“Which is exactly why we're going to teach you how. And we'll all do a routine as your backup dancers,” Scarlett said, nodding to all of the girls.
Anya held up her hand. “I don't get it. We're going to drag her science teacher here to the studio to watch us do a number?”
“Nope!” Scarlett replied. “Bria is going to make a video on her laptop and bring it to school.”
“Like a real music video?” Gracie asked. “Like Lady Gaga?”
“Better,” Scarlett said, smiling. “Lady Bria!”
“I can definitely help,” Rochelle said. “As soon as I catch my breath.”
Bria sighed. It was a long shot. But it was either this or be grounded for all eternity and miss out on going to Hollywood. “Okay, I'll try anything to get Ms. Moran to give me a better grade.”
Anya peeked outside of the dressing room. “Studio three is empty. And I think we could sneak in and pull down the shades so Miss Toni won't see us.”
Rochelle wiped the sweat off her forehead and scooped her long curls into a messy bun. “Let's see what we're dealing with,” she said, turning Bria's laptop toward her. She studied the screen. “Earth Science? Worms? You want Bria to rap this?” she said to Scarlett.
“I told you it's hopeless,” Bria said. “I can't think of anything that rhymes with protozoa.”
“I don't know-a!” Gracie said, giggling. “That rhymes!”
Scarlett scratched her head. “Well, it would have been easier if it was biology. âThe leg bone's connected to the hip bone' kind of stuff. But I'm not giving up yet.”
Liberty swept into the dressing roomâand Rochelle quickly covered Bria's laptop with her towel.
“What are you guys up to?” she asked.
“We're making a music vidâ” Gracie started to say before Scarlett clamped a hand over her mouth.
“Oh, nothing,” Scarlett fibbed. The last thing they needed was for Liberty to butt in on Bria's extra credit project. “Just homework.”
Liberty looked from face to face. “Homework? Are you sure?” She turned to Gracie. “Or are you hiding something?”
Gracie bit her lip. “Nuh-uh. We're helping Bria with her science homework.” Technically, it wasn't a lie.
Liberty grabbed her dance bag off the shelf and glanced over her shoulder. “Okay, if you're all going to sit here and do homework, I'm outta here. I have much more exciting things to do.”
“I bet,” Rochelle muttered. “Ta-ta, Liberty!” She waved her off.
Once the coast was clear, they uncovered Bria's computer again and began planning. “So worms eat bacteria, fungi, protozoa, organic matter, and decaying animals?”
“
Eww!
” Anya squirmed. “That's disgusting.”
“Tell me about it,” Bria groaned. “This is why I failed my test. It grosses me out.”
Rochelle hopped off the bench and began to wiggle her hips. “
Do the worm, do the worm
,” she began to rap. “
Shimmy up, shimmy down, spin yourself around. Crawl through the soil, slink through the ground
.” She got on her stomach and rested the palms of her hands parallel to her chest on the floor. Then she began to kick her legs in the air and the rest of her body popped up in a wiggly motion.
“Go Rock! Go Rock!” the girls chanted. “Do the worm dance! Do the worm dance!”
Bria continued to write the rap. “
A worm is the coolestâand that's no lie. He sucks up his food in the blink of an eye. Be it teeny-tiny things or a bird that's dead, he grinds them in his gizzardâyou heard what I said!
”
“OMG, that's hilarious!” Scarlett giggled. “Bria, you can totally do this! I think we're ready to go shoot it.”
They tiptoed into studio 3, and Bria set her computer on a stool to film. Rochelle handed her a piece of paper. “Here's the rest of it. Now make sure you give it attitudeâand a beat.”
“
An earthworm has no eyes to see; it picks up the vibe from you and me. It feels that vibe along the ground, and it senses bright light all around
,” Bria read.
“Again! With more 'tude!” Rochelle instructed her.
“You sound like Miss Toni.” Gracie giggled. “Very tossy!”
“Tossy?” Rochelle looked to Scarlett for a translation. Her little sis was always making up her own Gracie language.
“Tossy. Tough plus bossy,” Scarlett explained. “It's a compliment.”
“Oh, then thanks, Gracie,” Rochelle said. “I think.”
Just then, there was a knock on the studio door. “Quick!” Bria shouted, slamming her laptop shut. “It must be Miss Toni. Everyone act like we're rehearsing the group number.”
The girls raced to the center of the room and
got into position as the door creaked open. It was J. J.
“Who's he?” Anya whispered.
“My tossy new choreographerâaka Miss Toni's boyfriend,” Rochelle explained.
“So, what's up in here?” he asked. “Do I sense some trouble brewing?”
Rochelle stepped forward. “No, no trouble. Just rehearsal for our group number.” To drive the point home, she waddled like Charlie Chaplin.
J. J. nodded and took a seat on the floor. “Great. Let's see it.”
“See it?” Scarlett gasped. “You mean now?”
“Yeah. Just go on with what you were all doing. Don't mind me. I'll just be a fly on the wall.”
Bria shrugged. It was no use trying to hide what they were up to. “We're not actually rehearsing the group number,” she confessed. “Everyone was just helping me do an extra-credit science project on earthworms.”
J. J. nodded. “So that's why I saw you all do a pretty poor imitation of the worm dance?”
Rochelle rested her hands on her hips. Of
course, he had been spying on them through the crack in the door! “It was not a poor imitation. I choreographed it.”
J. J. chuckled. He dropped down on the floor and began “worming” across it. “See how the body ripples? You want to keep the arms and elbows strong and let the rest be fluid. Pop up, flow down, pop up, flow down ⦔
Scarlett elbowed Rochelle. “He does do a good worm.”
“Fine. Thanks for showing us,” Rochelle said.
“Let me see what else you got,” J. J. said, jumping to his feet. “Maybe I can help you refine it.”
“That would be so nice of you!” Bria exclaimed.
“We got it under control,” Rochelle countered. “Thanks.”
J. J. raised an eyebrow. “You sure? You wouldn't want the choreographer who did Justin Timberlake's last concert gig to lend you a hand?”
“JT?” Anya gasped. “I love him! That is so amazing!”
Rochelle rolled her eyes. “We wouldn't want JT's choreographer ratting us out to Miss Toni.”
J. J. grinned. “I see. So I'm a spy, is that it?”
Rochelle shrugged. “You said it. Not us.”
“Well, what if I promised not to breathe a word to your dance teacher? I can keep a secret.” He pretended to lock up his lips and throw away the key.
“I think we can trust him,” Bria said quietly. “He seems really nice.”
Rochelle shrugged.
J. J. paced the studio floor. “So you really wanna impress this science teacher, right?”
Bria nodded. “Totally! I need at least a B plus or my mom will never let me go to Hollywood.”
“Then, I say make it authentic. You won't find any earthworms rolling around Miss Toni's squeaky-clean dance studio. You need dirt.”
Gracie jumped up and down. “I love dirt! Do we get to roll in the dirt?”
“I think you should take this shoot out back behind the studio. That way you can get down
and
dirty ⦠You know what I'm saying?”
“It's a really good idea, Bria,” Scarlett piped up. “We can shoot some close-ups of the grass and maybe even find some real worms.”
“In dance and life, authenticity is everything,” J. J. added. “I'm happy to record it for you on my phone. And we can add a pretty decent beat box.”
Bria grabbed Rochelle by the arm and tugged. “Come on, guys! What are we waiting for? Let's get wiggling!”
The Divas filed out behind the studio. “This is an awesome spot,” Bria declared, smudging soil across her cheeks and forehead. “Who knew? We never get outside the studio!”
Anya agreed, jumping in a huge pile of crunchy, colorful fall leaves. “In L.A., we never get to see the leaves change like this. I'm lovin' this!”
J. J. whistled through his teeth to get their attention. “Okay, let's focus. Rub some dirt on your faces, your leotards, your tights. Worms are not clean, so let me see it.”
They shot for over two hours, creating a grand
finale where Bria rolled down a hill and landed in a pile of leaves.
She stood up, faced the camera and rapped: “
Worms eat food scrapsâso I'm your friend. It passes through my body and out my tail end. This compost is used to grow plantsâso true! They call it âvermicompost' and it looks like goo!
”
“
EWWW!
” the rest of the Divas screamed in the background. Then they raced down the hill and tackled each other.
“Okay! That's a wrap!” J. J. called. “Nice job, girls.”
Bria was laughing so hard she could barely catch her breath. She had leaves in her hair and dirt all over her face. “That was amazing. Thanks, everyone. I'm going to do the edit tonight and show Ms. Moran in the morning. Cross your fingers she likes it!”
Scarlett held up her hand with her fingers crossed. Then she caught a glimpse of her watch.
“Guys, it's six twenty! We're twenty minutes late for group rehearsal. Miss Toni is gonna kill us!”
They raced back inside and directly into
studio 2, where Miss Toni was already rehearsing with Liberty.
Rochelle took a deep breath and braced herself. She knew this wasn't going to be pretty.
Toni spun around and stared. For the first time since they'd known her, the Divas' dance coach was completely speechless.
“OMG!” Liberty gasped. “Did you guys go mud wrestling?”
Bria thought quickly. “No, we were actually practicing out back. Um, you know, the Little Tramp and all ⦔
Scarlett picked up where she left off. “Right! We were just getting into character.” She smudged some dirt across her upper lip to look like a mustache. “See?”
Toni still looked stunned. “Rochelle, do you have anything to add to this?” she finally asked.
“Um, well, in dance and life, authenticity is everything,” she replied.
Toni raised an eyebrow. “Was J. J. perhaps involved in your authentic Little Tramp rehearsal?”
Gracie smiled. “How'd ya know?”
Toni put down her clipboard and marched toward the door. She looked furious. “I'm going to have a few words with him. In the meantime, I expect you all to clean up yourselves, then my dance studio floor.” She pointed to the black smudges and piles of dirt they'd scattered around.
“Uh-oh,” Gracie said. “J. J. is in trouble!”