Lessons In Being A Flapper
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Authors: Angela Smith
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essons In Being
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Flapper
By Angela Smith
Lessons In Being A Flapper
by Angela Smith
Copyright © 2013 by Angela Smith
This book is a work of fiction. The characters, places and dialogue are from the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual people or events, living or dead, is pure coincidence.
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Printed in the United States of America
First Printing, 2013
Contents
To my mom, Linda, who
always inspires me and to my dear friend, Kora, aged 91, who showed me that age is nothing but a number.
Also, to those who have been through tough times. Hang in there. Things will get better!
Thanks to everyone who inspired me to write this novel, especially those who did so without even meaning to.
A special thanks to Kora Silva, 91, who inspired the character of Marisol. Like Marisol, Kora is one tough cookie who livens up any room she enters. She may be 91 but her spirit is forever young.
To my mom, Linda, who has persevered through everything and been there for me every step of the way. Thanks to her I found the most amazing illustrator in Sue Traynor who designed the cover of Lessons In Being A Flapper. It was so much fun imaging what Autumn would look like and how she’d be dressed for the cover image!
To my friends (in no particular order) who read my rough drafts and gave me advice and great feedback : Susi Riggs, Shirley Benton-Bailey, Leah Eggleston-Krygowski, Marla Moretti-Penn, Mandy Inglis
, Stephanie Pegler and Ivy Baker. You guys made me want to continue telling Autumn’s story when I was doubtful that I could.
“So, tell me, how did your day go? Clara and I had a lovely time together. She didn’t try to wee in my poinsettias once – a marked improvement from the last time she was here, I think.”
“Oh, it went fine. You know, normal office stuff…getting to meet my co-workers, arranging my new office. Those types of things,” I said as nonchalantly as possible.
“What about the orchids, dear? Did you place them in a special place?” Marisol asked. I must have looked as stunned as I felt because she filled in the void by saying that they were a congratulations gift from my grandfather.
“Didn’t you look at the little card? It was written in his own words and then delivered by one of the area’s most expensive florists this morning.” So that’s where they had come from. I was trying to figure out who had sent them to me and now I knew. I guess I still wasn’t used to having dead people send me flowers. It’s usually the other way around, isn’t it?
“’Send Autumn flowers – orchids to be exact – I want her to know how proud I am of her!’ he said and continued saying until I ordered the damn things just to shut him up! Sometimes it seems like he just wants to barber on forever.” She looked slightly cross with my grandfather but at least she was nice enough not to say it aloud.
“Well, tell him thank you, if you can. I’ve actually been meaning to ask you if you can tell the dead things or can you only receive messages from them and not the other way around?”
“I’m a Medium, Chickadee. I can receive messages but actually sending them is a bit harder. It’s not like I can pick up the nearest Ameche – that’s telephone – and call him up. He or she has to come to me when they’re ready…like all spirits do.”
I couldn’t help but wonder : What had I gotten myself into?
O
K. This has got to be a joke. Yes, that’s it. It’s all one big, fat joke. I mean, it has to be, right? Because there is no way – I repeat NO way – that life can keep throwing me a curveball. Scratch that. Life can throw me a curveball as long as it wants but I’d appreciate it if it stopped throwing me a curveball containing more curveballs. Am I making sense or did I lose you at the first curveball? Well, anyway, at the end of the day, it all comes down to the fact that I have so many curveballs I could open my own screwed-up batting cage for people who couldn’t hit a straight ball if it killed them.
You see, I’ve been dealing with far too much for a 28-ye
ar-old woman. A smart, vibrant 28-year-old woman, I might add. So as I stand here in the rain, soaked right down to my Spongebob Squarepants socks (don’t ask), I wonder just how much more is going to be thrown my way before I can catch a break. I deserve a break, really, I do.
Today has been one of those days where you wish you’d never emerged from under your nice, warm duvet. It started off innocent enough. I got up, attempted some meditation (and failed miserably because I just couldn’t sit still for more than five minutes without thinking of
something
that needed to be done), then I made some breakfast, got dressed and ventured out into the cold, hard world.
I didn’t have anywhere to be today. Like most days this past month, I walked aimlessly, thinking about what to do with myself and how to improve my extremely lackluster life. I didn’t even notice how far I had walked until the sea was right in front of me. Odd, how that happened. It seemed I
always ended up here at the seaport, where I would walk along the soft-sand beach, in search of a sign.
I never got one.
“Shit!” I said, fairly loud, apparently, as families huddled on the beach building sandcastles with their innocent little children looked my way in disgust.
“Sorry,
so sorry” I mumbled, as I walked away. Ok. I was going to have to stop cursing in public. It was so not becoming. Ugh. I only swore because I realized that today I had to be home by 11:00 for a mysterious letter that was arriving by post. Apparently, someone out there had sent me something important. It wasn’t anyone I knew but I had to sign for this letter even though I dreaded what it said. And now, I was not home to do so.
Shit.
Of course, in my dream-like state, I had completely forgotten and walked over 45 minutes away – through the bustling city of North Beach and down to the shore. Now, in order to get back to the house within the next 15 minutes, I would need a miracle – or a car. Neither of which I expected to appear out of thin air. On top of that it had started raining, hence my soaked socks and shoes. And shirt…and pants.
Double shit.
I looked worse than a drowned rat. What was that about anyway? How could someone look like a drowned rat? Unless you had a long, pointy nose, a body ridden with hair and buck teeth, I see no comparison to a rat. But I digress. I better get home. Somehow. So I started walking. And walking. And walking. After what felt like ten hours, but was closer to 55 minutes, I arrived on my doorstep in my water-logged clothes and was met by the face of a rather irate postman.
“You no here for delivery. I make wait! Why you make me wait, Autumn?” he said to me, in his usual broken English. Esteban was from Argentina and he had been my postman ever since I moved into this house. He was usually pleasant but any time I was slightly late or gave him mail without out the proper postage (oops!) his fierce Argentine side came out.
“Sorry, Esteban. I had to walk about a gazillion miles in the rain and I got splashed by cars driving through puddles and I lost my contact after getting mud in my eye…”
“You think I care about your troubles? In Argentina, we walk everywhere. We no have taxis in my town. We walk!” he all but screeched. OK, enough of this. I just wanted to sign for my package and get the hell in the house.
“Can I have my package, please?” I said, as sweetly as I could since I really wanted to screech right back at him. But, I didn’t, of course. I was far too polite for that. “Here. It must be something special. No return address, but lot of money on postage. Lot of money. I could buy herd of cattle with that money back in Argentina,” he said, shoving the parcel at me and narrowly missing taking out my mud speckled eye. What do I care about his cattle? He’s just my postman! I don’t know why I put up with him sometimes. The cheek of him, talking to me the way he does! Although, he is right. This person spent an incredible amount to mail this letter to me. This worried me even more. Who sent this to me and why?
As I dragged myself into the house, pausing only to drop all my dirty clothes in the hamper, all I could think of was how tired I was. Tired of walking in the rain, tired of struggling, tired of people who didn’t really care or understand. Tired of the whole shebang that was life as I knew it. I felt like I didn’t belong anywhere, especially not here in San Francisco with a pushy Argentine postman, no good friends and a dog with three legs to deal with. I put down my mail and gazed out my window at the view. It was a pretty view, with the rolling hills of San Fran right outside and almost within reach. I could see the cable cars coming and going and on most days the sun came through my window, which lay just below Telegraph Hill, in bright bursts, instantly warming the house with its amber glow.
But today, it just felt murky and dreary. Or maybe that was just how I felt.
Wanting to get this over with sooner rather than later, I opened the letter. I had never seen the stamps used before and didn’t recognize what country they were from. Odd, I thought, they almost looked vintage. I pulled out the cream paper inside. Just one sheet, typed in a gorgeous calligraphy by someone named Marisol. I didn’t know a Marisol. Was she related to Esteban? Was this some joke of his?
Dear Autumn
, it read.
I know you don’t know me, but take comfort in the fact that I know you. I know that you haven’t been happy lately and you feel like you don’t belong in this crazy world. Life will do that to you sometimes. But you’ve got to buck up and stay strong.
I’ve been thinking about you and feel like you might need a break. While I know you want to go to Australia and Fiji, I was thinking more along the lines of oh, I don’t know…the 1920’s? You love that era, don’t you? With all its glitz and glamour, it was the epitome of cool and in your eyes it is the era you were meant to be born in. So I’m going to give you a chance to check it out for yourself, see how it feels to be a real “Flapper” (I saw your Halloween costume by the way and was pretty impressed with your spot-on style!)
Meet me at The Painted Ladies. Number 3, to be exact, on Thursday at 6 P.M. sharp.
Be there or be forever sorry, Kiddo.
