Leftovers

Leftovers

HEATHER WALDORF

Text copyright © 2009 Heather Waldorf
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Waldorf, Heather, 1966-
Leftovers / written by Heather Waldorf.
ISBN 978-1-55143-937-2
I. Title.
PS8645.A458L43 2009       jC813'.6          C2008-907663-X   
First published in the United States, 2009
Library of Congress Control Number
: 2008942003
Summary
: An unruly dog and a scrawny teenage cancer survivor
help Sarah begin to recover from years of sexual abuse.
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and the Book Publishing Tax Credit.
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For Ace

Ah, summer

Lazy mornings in bed, flipping through back issues of
People
and munching on chocolate chip waffles.

Long afternoons at the beach, slathered in
SPF
45 and sprinkled with sand.

Breezy nights in the backyard, grilling gourmet veggie dogs under the stars, chilling with some hot guy to Mom's old-dude
CDS
: James Taylor, The Eagles, Simon and Garfunkel.

Worries? None for me, thanks.

Responsibilities? I'll pass.

Rain? Not on my parade.

This is the life. MY life. Me. Sarah Greene. Can you believe it? It's the stuff of prom queens. Of Hollywood daughters. Of romance novel heroines. Of—

BBBBRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

“I hate you!” I shout at the alarm clock. No way it could be 6:15
AM
already. But I've been wrong before. Like yesterday. And the day before that. All week, in fact.

A
way
-too-perky female voice comes over the loudspeaker from the ramshackle lodge across the field. “Good...
SQUAWK
...morning! Out of your...
SQUAWK
... beds, you...
SQUAWK
...sleepyheads! Last...
SQUAWK
...one to the flagpole gets...
SQUAWK
,
SQUAWK, SQU
—”

Bleary-eyed and yawning, I sit up, whacking my forehead on the exposed rafters. On my way down from the loft bed, my foot misses the ladder; I tumble from my lumpy mattress to the floor, scraping my elbow. I feel around for the iron bedpost and pull myself to my feet, fighting an overwhelming desire to sprawl on the cool linoleum, maybe catch a few extra
zzzzz
's.

“Crap,” I mumble, wincing at my lemon-sucking reflection in the mini-mirror nailed to the wall.

Pulling on the first musty pieces of clothing I find scattered around the drafty cabin (cabin is way overstating it; my quarters are no bigger than a glorified garden shed), I run a four-foot mad dash into my “private” bathroom, which is a closet containing a toilet, a sink and a shower stall as narrow as an upright coffin. I slap a Band-Aid on my scraped elbow, brush my teeth and shake out my dusty, peanut-butter-brown bedhead.

Good enough.

At six thirty sharp, I sprint out my cabin door into the early morning fog to join the small stampede across the muddy field to the flagpole.

At Camp Dog Gone Fun, the last one there gets Poo Patrol.

I make it to the flagpole second to last. No Poo Patrol for me. Not today. Today I draw the Grooming straw. Forget my own grooming; for three leisurely hours this morning, I'll be washing, drying, fluffing and brushing out the matted and dirt-encrusted coats of a dozen-odd dogs of questionable parentage.

Not that my own parentage is anything to brag about.

Case in point: “Camp God Damn
what
?” my mother asked a month ago when she found out where they were sending me—”they” being the fine folks who run the juvenile court system.

Here's the truth: There are worse places to spend a summer. Like a detention home for girls voted most likely to kill their families with an ax. Or a Britney Spears fan convention. Or one of those places where you chant, eat tofu and do yoga three times a day.

Camp Dog Gone Fun isn't one of those ridiculous rich-doggie spas that you see in magazines either. There are no
canine treadmills or therapy baths. No animal masseuse or pet psychic is on call. Bottom line, all the canine campers at Camp Dog Gone Fun are rejects from the River View Animal Shelter in Gananoque, Ontario. Dogs who, because of old age or disability or “quirky” behavioral issues, are impossible to adopt out. Each summer, the program director—a veterinarian everyone calls Dr. Fred (even his wife)—ferries the dogs here to Moose Island on the St. Lawrence River for a “wilderness” respite from the shelter. He can't afford to hire real staff, so he brings over a bunch of community service kids too and calls us “volunteers.”

So when exactly did my life, as we say here at Camp Dog Gone Fun, go to the dogs?

At my sentencing, the judge told me that Camp DGF is where “kids like you” are sent.

I whispered to my lawyer, “Kids who lick their behinds and howl at the moon?”

“No, young lady,” the judge, who'd overheard me, shot back. “I was referring to kids who lack any real criminal intent but whose impulsive actions have resulted in trouble with the law. Kids who might benefit from the fresh air, physical activity and team spirit at the camp. Kids who might actually welcome the opportunity to complete all of their community service hours over a two-month summer period instead of having to juggle them with homework,
part-time jobs and family responsibilities during the school year. Kids who—”

Whatever, already. I was happy to go. Really. Anything to get away from the question on everyone's lips.

“Why, Sarah?” the police had asked. “Why did you do it? Is there trouble at home?”

Nope, I thought, shaking my head. Not since Dad bit the bullet. Or, more accurately, the filet mignon.

“Why, Sarah?” asked all the outwardly concerned, inwardly titillated kids at school. The fact that my “impulsive actions” were the most exciting gossip to orbit the cafeteria since Jake Miller sliced off his big toe on a lawn-mower blade the previous summer shows how starved some small-town kids are for real excitement. I responded to their nosy inquiries with lava-freezing glares and middle-finger salutes.

“Why, Sarah?” asked my mother. “Are you upset that I've started dating again?”

Like I care. My mother could date the mailman, Tom Cruise or the rottweiler next door, and I wouldn't bat an eyelash.

Too bad, really. It would be such an easy out to blame my mother's boyfriend, Tanner, for my “impulsive actions.” But all he's truly guilty of is bad clothes sense and pointing the digital Nikon camera he won in a work raffle at my face. “Say cheese,” he'd said, grinning.

I was at the kitchen table, studying for a biology test. “Piss off,” I snarled. And I was serious. Serious as cancer. Already the kitchen was morphing into a poorly maintained
carnival ride. The floor spun in time with the ceiling fan, and my chair legs turned to rubber. My chest pounded out an angry heavy-metal anthem. I'd swear the two-dimensional frog guts in my bio book began twitching.

But Tanner just laughed and kept fiddling with the camera.

“For God's sake, Sarah,” my mother said from across the room where she was fixing coffee. “Just smile, for crying out loud.”

Without thinking—barely breathing—I slammed my ten-pound textbook closed and pitched it at Tanner's face, knocking his camera to the floor, where it smashed to smithereens on the ceramic tiles. I bolted out of my chair and grabbed Tanner's car keys off the counter. Ignoring Tanner's shocked expression and my mother's angry shouts, I fled out the side door.

“I just had to get out of there” was how I'd explained it to my mother at the police station, after a trip to the hospital. Forget that I was still only fifteen, obviously had no license, and my only driving experience was behind the wheel of a golf cart last fall in my cousin's apple orchard. Not too surprising that I'd totaled the car.

“You'll have to get over this ridiculous picture-taking phobia one day, Sarah,” she said. “I'd understand if you were deformed or overweight, but you're an attractive young woman—when you aren't scowling. You cut school on picture days. You won't sit for family portraits. You destroyed Tanner's new camera.” She buried her head in her hands and mumbled through her fingers. “This is crazy.
Crazy
.”

I shrugged. Best to let her assume that my phobia came from low self-esteem. Also best to let her assume that all that Polaroid film charged to my father's Visa over the years was used to snap quick pictures for his recipe portfolio.
It's true that he did that sometimes. My father had dreamed of writing a cookbook some day. In fact, he'd been in Montreal last summer, at a lunch meeting with a potential publisher, when he choked—rhymes with croaked—on a piece of steak.

It was the best day of my life, if you consider what all my previous days had been like. Grief is a strong emotion, but so is relief.

Tanner came over and handed me a can of Coke and my mother a cup of vending-machine coffee. I didn't get why he was there. He'd been at the hospital too. He even seemed relieved when I'd been discharged with a clean bill of health.

What was in it for him? Did he really love my mother? Nah. He probably just thought I'd done him a favor. His insurance would probably buy him a much nicer car than the shitbox I'd totaled.

Mom took a sip of her coffee, winced and then tried a different tactic with me. “Dad and I used to love taking pictures of you when you were a toddler. We have albums full of you.”

I hate it when my mother refers to her late husband as “Dad.” I hate that he was my dad. In junior high, I used to fantasize that I'd been the result of some lurid one-night stand between my mother and a South American rock musician. I imagined my real father was a drummer (or maybe a bass player) named Marcos (or maybe Juan), who blew through town for one hot night of passion and never came back. It didn't bother me that Marcos/Juan had
never tried to make contact with me. He probably didn't even know I existed. There are worse things than being ignored. Trust me.