Read Last Guests of the Season Online
Authors: Sue Gee
âA donkey after a carrot,' said Jessica. âGod, Dad, you've done that one millions of times.'
They eventually found somewhere to park on the other side of the town, squeezing in between a trailer and a Fiat outside some offices. Jack and Jessica, released from the back, stretched themselves and groaned.
âIt's
awful
in there.' They stepped into the road as a motor bike sputtered fiercely past.
âCareful,' said Oliver, putting an arm across.
Jessica gave him a dazzling smile. âThanks.'
âHats on,' said Claire, emerging from the front with her shoulder-bag. âSo. How shall we organise ourselves?'
âI thought you were going to organise us,' said Oliver drily.
âDid you? In that case I suggest drinks all round, and then whoever wants to come to the market can do so, and whoever doesn't can explore. There's the church' â the children groaned â âand various cafés,' she went on, ignoring them. âWe can all meet up for lunch.'
âCan I come with you?' Tom asked.
âOf course. I expect Mum's coming anyway, aren't you, Frances?'
âWhat? Oh, yes, yes, that's fine.'
Oliver wanted to look at the fish stall, and so did Jessica. Neither Jack nor Robert, seeing the crowds, wanted to go near the place, but Jack wanted to be with Claire. So in the end, after bottles of fizzy orange from a stall, they all set off up the steep, half-made road to the market. Motor bikes bumped unsteadily up and down over the potholes, weaving in and out of shuffling old women in black with baskets and plastic shopping bags; children darted. âCareful,' said all the grown-ups together, taking hands. They passed endless pairs of shoes, set out on the ground on tablecloths, and stalls of glazed brown and yellow pottery.
âA good place for presents,' said Claire.
âNot now,' said Robert.
Dora
, wrote Frances,
I wish you were here. I wish we were drinking from cool tall glasses in an empty café shaded with slatted blinds, listening to the whirr of a fan
â¦
Tall iron gates, fastened back, stood at the entrance to the covered market. They could smell fish and cheese and sausages as they stepped into the welcome cooler air, passing a fat old woman in a headscarf: she sat on a low wooden chair beside baskets of herbs, a basket of eggs, and three plump brown hens. They lay on a piece of sacking, their feet stretched out and their beaks open.
âLook,' said Tom, quite recovered now from the sickness.
âCome on,' said Claire.
âLook!
They're alive.' Glossy brown wings lifted feebly, feathery chests rose and fell. âThey're tied up, their feet are tied up!'
Claire looked. Orange wool bound scaly yellow legs; the hens were gasping. The fat old woman smiled.
âMil escudos.'
âWhat did she say?' Tom demanded. âWhat did she say?'
âShe said they were a thousand escudos.'
âA thousand
what?'
âEscudos,' said Jack, from the other side of Claire. âDon't you know what escudos are?'
âIt's the Portuguese money,' said Claire, wondering if Jack were sickening for something. âCome on, Tom.' She turned to the others behind her. âPerhaps we should split up, and one lot do fruit and veg and the others meat and fish. We should have worked out a budget, I suppose.' She moved aside as another, Portuguese family pushed past.
âDoes that mean they're for sale?' Tom asked. âDoes it?'
âOf course they're for sale,' said Jack. âWhat else would she be doing with them?'
âBut how much? How much is a thousand thingummy in English money?'
âHow should I know?'
âJack â¦' said Claire. âPlease. What is the matter with you?'
âI'm hot.'
âWe're all hot. Come on, buck up, the sooner we do the shopping the sooner we can go home.'
âHow
much
is it?' Tom persisted.
âOh, Tom.' She checked a sigh of impatience. âIt's about four pounds.'
âFour pounds â¦' She could see him struggling to add up weekly sums. He turned to Frances, his broad face passionate with longing. âMum? Frances? How much pocket money do I get?'
âSurely you know how much pocket money you get,' said Jack.
Claire said, âI'm going to get cross with you in a minute.'
âSeventy pence,' said Frances. âBecause you're seven. Next year it'll be eighty.'
âAnd how much have I got in my money box?'
âI can't remember.' She stepped aside in the throng. âI think we'd better move on, hadn't we, Claire?'
âI'm trying to.'
âWhat's the hold-up?' Robert asked.
âHow many seventy pences are in four pounds?' asked Tom. âMum? Frances? Please can I buy them?'
âBuy what?'
âThe
hens.
Look at them.'
âNo,' said Frances, looking.
âPlease. If I haven't got enough saved up, you can stop giving me pocket money for the rest of the holidays, I don't mind, honestly. Please.'
âTom, don't be silly, what on earth would you
do
with them?'
âI'd have them as pets, of course. We could take them in the back of the car â¦'
âNo.'
Claire left them to get on with it, seeing that Oliver, Jessica and Robert had long since decided to do the same and were well ahead in the crowd, stopping at a stall of shining sardines on a marble slab. She took Jack's hand and they made their way towards them.
âTom's bonkers.'
âStop it.'
âFish tonight?' Robert suggested, as they came up.
âI should think so.' She gazed at rows of sunken eyes. âWe'd better make a plan for the week.'
âI thought you'd have a list.'
âWell I haven't. I was going to make one last night, but somehow â' She took a breath, and released Jack's hot hand. âFish tonight, whatever Oliver and Frances want for tomorrow, what about cold meat on Wednesday? I suppose someone had better do groceries, too; we'll have to go to the supermarket after this â¦'
âMay I suggest,' said Oliver, âthat Frances and I take over for today? We can work out and buy, and you can just cook on your days from whatever we've got. I should think between us we could manage to stock up sensibly.'
âNow you're talking,' said Claire, and he smiled at her, charming and considerate. She smiled back, relieved that for once she did not have to plan and be practical, but also thinking: he's okay, he's nice, he just needs getting to know.
Beside him, Jessica was saying: âCan I come with you?'
âAll right. You can help choose things.' He looked at Robert and Claire enquiringly. âIs that permissible?'
âOf course.' Claire's eyes searched the throng near the entrance for Frances and Tom, but she could not see them. âWell, we'll do the supermarket, anyway. And we'll meet you back at the car in about an hour. Yes?'
And she and Robert, with Jack between them, left Oliver and Jessica buying a kilo of fat sardines and moved towards the aisle on the left, where the cheeses were.
âHurray,' said Jack. âJust us.'
Claire put her arm round him. âIs that why you're in such a grump?'
âIt's nice being just us sometimes.'
âYes.' She stood watching Robert exchange halting pleasantries with a pretty girl behind one of the stalls, trying a bit of rubbery cheese, and wondered what their lives would have been like if they had had only Jack, just the three of them, like Oliver and Frances and Tom. Looking down into Jack's adoring eyes, she thought it would probably be rather nice: no quarrels, no need to balance the needs of one against the other. But the Swifts? Despite her new found liking for Oliver, on the evidence so far it was hard to decide which might be more difficult: to have Tom as child, or Oliver and Frances as parents.
Robert had finished flirting with the girl behind the cheese stall; he took Jack's other hand and the three of them wandered off. They passed stalls of old grey socks, which they recalled were dried fish, and a butcher where fresh-cut pork oozed blood on to the chopping block and stiff white rabbits hung upside down on hooks.
âTom would have something to say about them,' said Robert.
âHe's got animals on the
brain
,' said Jack.
âI thought you liked animals.'
âI do, but not like he does.'
âYes. Well â¦' Claire searched the crowd, wondering if Tom and Frances had met up with the others yet â and, indeed, if Frances would mind having the whole week's shopping devolved upon her. Ah. There she was, looking fresh and cool in her striped blue shirt and cotton skirt, with her hair tied back and her hands in her pockets; she was walking unhurriedly along the stalls on the far aisle, lost in thought. And where was Tom? Well, where was he? Hard to pick out children in this throng unless they were close by; easy for one to get lost.
âRobert? Can you see Tom anywhere?'
He looked around. âNo. Where's Jess?'
Jess was in a queue at a fruit stall right up at the end â they could see her because they could see Oliver, head and shoulders taller than almost everyone, making a list in a small black notebook. Tom, it seemed, had disappeared, and his mother seemed not to have noticed. Well â Claire checked reproach by thinking how easily that happened, how she'd nearly lost Jack in Sainsbury's once, bumping into someone from school and gossiping, taking her eyes off him for five minutes. Still. In a foreign country, in a place you'd never been to before ⦠She remembered the sudden lurch of sickness and fear when she'd realised Jack had vanished, the rush of relief at finding him, moments later, prising open a tube of Smarties at the checkout. And she felt a tingle of fear and panic now, beginning to rise. If she were Frances she wouldn't let Tom out of her sight in this place for a minute.
âWhere is he?' she said to Robert. âWhere on earth is he?'
âCould be anywhere, couldn't he? Give her a shout.'
âFrances! Frances!'
She turned, frowning, caught sight of them and gave a little wave.
âWhere's Tom?' Claire called.
Frances frowned again and looked round, clearly expecting to see him beside her. They pushed through the crowd.
âHe was here,' she said, as they reached her. âHe was right here. Where's Oliver?' Claire pointed. âI'd better tell him â¦' Frances sounded as if it were the last thing she wanted to do. âHow on earth can this have happened?'
âDo you think he's been kidnapped?' Jack asked hopefully. âAre there kidnappers in Portugal?'
âStop it,' said Claire, still looking. People around them jostled and shoved. âWhere was he when you last saw him?'
Frances spread her hands. âI can't remember â'
They searched among half a dozen stalls of knobbly potatoes and onions the size of grapefruit.
âTom!' Robert shouted, cupping his hands. âTom!' One or two people in the queues turned, curious.
âOh, dear God,' said Claire, and then she became aware of a ripple of laughter and exclamation, and Jack suddenly tugging at her hand, saying:
âLook! Look at that hen â¦'
On a nearby stall, feathers fluffed out, head cocked, a fat brown hen was perched on the top of a pile of potatoes, clucking quietly. As they watched, she began to pick her way along open sacks of other vegetables, pecking here and there at broad beans and carrots, dropping messes. The stallholder made to grab her, and she retreated, flapping her wings, unsteady feet clinging to potatoes; messes splattered everywhere. There was more laughter.
âLay an egg,' Robert murmured. âPlease lay an egg.'
And here was Tom, a hen under each arm, grinning from ear to ear, triumphant.
âI untied them when she wasn't looking â it was
easy.
I tried to get them all together, but that one, she's called Mary, she made a dash for it.' He looked down proudly at the birds on either side of him, darting their heads. âThis one's called Beaky, and the other one hasn't got a name yet, but she's really nice. They're terribly thirsty, what can we give them?'
âOh, Tom â¦' Claire and Robert burst out laughing; even Frances, clearly embarrassed, was smiling. Jack reached out to stroke sleek brown wings.
âCareful,' said Tom. âThey're still a bit nervous.'
âPare, pare! As minhas galinhas!'
With a stream of excited Portuguese, the owner of the hens was bearing down upon them, the crowd parting like the Red Sea to accommodate her. At the same moment, the stallholder's dives for Mary were finally successful: he grabbed her, turned, and presented her at arm's length with a bow.
âObrigado.'
The old woman reached out an enormous bare arm and took possession: in moments the hen was hanging upside down by her grubby feet, struggling ineffectually to raise her head.
âStop it!' said Tom. âThey hate being held like that.'
The old woman turned to him with a smile.
âObrigado,'
she said again, and put a plump brown hand on his shoulder, making to shepherd him back towards her place at the entrance. Tom looked at her stonily.
âIf this were Spain,' said Claire to the others, âwe could be in trouble by now. Come on,' she added to Tom. âGive them back, there's a good boy.'
âNo.' A dark flush spread across his face.
Claire looked at Frances. Frances said warningly: âTom â¦'
âI'm not giving them back. She's cruel, she's keeping them cruelly. I want to save them from death.'
Claire and Robert looked at each other. Robert said gently: âListen, mate, give them back for now, all right, and then we'll go and have a talk about it.'
âToma là .'
The old woman was smiling broadly, showing three teeth. She reached in the pocket of a vast green apron and produced a plump purple fig streaked with yellow; she held it out to Tom, and he turned his head away.