Lady, Go Die! (19 page)

“Not long enough to... entertain?”

“Not unless the Great Casanova is a thirty-second man. But because she seemed, in some way anyway, to be Johnny C’s moll, nobody tried anything with her, beyond just friendly flirting. Don’t you get it yet? How about this, Mike? She always came with a purse. A great big purse. And I don’t think it had her knitting in it.”

Miami Bull came out and joined us, smoking a stogie that could use the outdoors.

Bill nodded toward me. “I was just catching up Mike here on the Johnny C and Sharron Wesley ‘romance.’”

“Romance my Hungarian balls,” Miami Bull droned, leaking
blue smoke. “She was his damn bag man! Good-looking one, maybe, but a bag man all the way. Regular Virginia Hill.”

Pat had told me about Sharron Wesley’s New York visits, and her party-girl hanging-on at poker fetes like this. I should have put it together sooner. But at least I knew now.

“Gents,” I said, with a hand on either of their shoulders, “you have done me a big favor. Much appreciated, and I wish you both many happy hands and one whopping pot after another.”

Miami Bull grunted a laugh and waved his stogie like a magic wand. “Bill here is making hash out of both of them notions.”

Bill chortled and said, “Ask him, Mike, how much he took off
me
last month?”

I was halfway into the living room when I looked back and asked, “Either of you fellas have any idea where Johnny C might hang out on a Monday night?”

“Almost
any
night,” Bill said, “you can find him at El Borracho, Nicky Q’s fancy bistro. Johnny’s got a back booth that’s as close as he comes to an office.”

“Thank you, fellers.”

On the way out, I stuffed a sawbuck in the breast pocket of the ex-pug doorman’s spiffy suit.

I was gone before he could figure out whether ten bucks was worth what I put him through.

* * *

Nicky Q—short for some convoluted Sicilian moniker I won’t even attempt—was a genial oddball whose East Side wine-and-dinery
on 55
^th
attracted café society, theatrical types, and your better class of criminal. The walls were adorned with whiskey bottle labels, losing $100 horse-race tickets, and note cards with lipstick kisses courtesy of female patrons.

El Borracho meant drunkard in Spanish, but no tamales were on the menu, though Nicky’s joke two-headed “Siamese fish” was listed at four grand a serving. If you wanted Nicky to have his pet talking Mynah bird taken off its bar-side perch for frying, that would be six grand. So far no takers on either. You could get a veal cutlet, though, for only ten times what Big Steve would charge you for one back in Sidon.

I got myself a rye and soda at the bar and made my way to Johnny C’s office—a corner booth near the riser-type stage, just off a dance floor actually roomy enough for dancing. But the Latin-styled orchestra was on break.

That meant Johnny C would not be out doing his Valentino routine with one of the baby dolls who sat on either side of him. A redhead and a blonde again, wearing green and white plunging gowns respectively, maybe sent from the same call service as the two at the Waldorf suite. This time it was the blonde who seemed bored and the redhead who looked bright-eyed.

As for matinee-idol handsome Johnny C, he had broad shoulders or anyway the tux did, an average-size guy who seemed taller. Johnny had shiny black curls that sat on his head like a Roman council, and a black beauty mark of a mole near sensuous lips, adding to a generally debauched air. The long dark eyelashes and dark brown blinkers were part of that, too. Then there were the ruffled cuffs and bejeweled fingers, plus that dark complexion—
not a tan, a gift from Mommy and Daddy back in Sicily.

Book-ending the booth, seated on the outside next to the redhead and blonde, were two outsize bodyguards. Like the pug-ugly doorman at the Waldorf, this matched pair dressed really well for hoods. Not tuxes like the boss, though, or tweeds either. But decent charcoal suits with sharp dark-blue silk ties, even if their rods did bulge.

One hood, seated next to the blonde, had an interesting decorative touch around his thick neck—purple and yellow bruises, splotchy things. Like the kind that got made when somebody was choking you and really putting some effort into it. I had never seen this boy, a tiny-eyed sort with a hook nose, or his friend, a dimple-chinned specimen with a black burr haircut.

What was interesting was that they were both scowling at me in apparent recognition.

Being a shrewd detective, I deducted more or less immediately that this was the pair who yesterday had rifled my office and scuffled with me in the dark.

“Mike Hammer,” Johnny C said in his smooth baritone, lifting his Manhattan as if in a toast. “Isn’t El Borracho a little rich for your blood? Or are private detectives in demand for divorce work in our glorious post-war world?”

“I don’t do divorce work,” I said, yanking over a chair from a nearby table for four, with a nod to a startled couple who could spare it. I sat facing Johnny and jerked a thumb at the tiny-eyed hood and then his dimple-chin partner. “Maybe I came for the two-headed fish.”

The goons frowned at this, but Johnny chuckled. Speaking of
private eyes, the redhead was giving me one, slipping me a wink when Johnny wasn’t looking. You’d think she would prefer the Don Juan who brung her to a rough apple like yours truly.

“What did you come for, Mr. Hammer?” Johnny C asked, his ripe lips smiling but his eyes cold.

I reached in my suit coat pocket and got out the scented hanky and tossed it on the table. It landed right in front of him and he frowned down at it.

“I’ve spent a couple days trying to find out who Sharron Wesley’s silent partner was,” I said, “and all this time the answer was in my pocket. I found that hanky in a money cage at the casino. I figured it for a lady’s because of the delicate work and the scent. But that ‘G’ on it stands for Giovanni... Italian for John.”

Johnny C said nothing. The smile was gone, the cold eyes remained.

I sipped my rye and soda. “Maybe it
is
a ‘lady’s’ hanky. Maybe you sleep with Frick and Frack here, and the dollies are just window dressing.”

Now the blonde was smiling at me, too. Pay dirt.

“I don’t really give a damn either way,” I said, “but Sharron Wesley sure as hell wasn’t your moll. I don’t think she was your partner, either. You had her under your thumb. She lived in a little apartment in her own mansion, and played hostess on weekends and bag woman on week-days.”

Johnny C shrugged, reclaimed the hanky and stuck it away somewhere. “Joe, Tony... show Mr. Hammer outside. In the alley. I’ll join you shortly. I’d like to have a private talk with him.”

Both hoods grinned at their boss, nodded, then grinned at me.

“I’m game,” I said, getting up.

Both girls were frowning now, possibly in concern or maybe because the floor show was over. I just let Joe and Tony guide me by either arm across the dance floor to a side door onto the alley.

It was no darker out there than in El Borracho. Tony shut the door on the nightclub noises and city sounds took over, like the yell Joe let out when I sent my heel into his knee, sharp and hard. Joe’s grip on my arm was gone and I swung around to face Tony, whose tiny little eyes got as wide as they could and I head-butted him in his hooked nose.

Then Tony’s grip was gone, too—he was busy dealing with twin streams of blood from flared nostrils. Thanks to his hurting knee, Joe was kneeling like he was about to receive communion, but what he got was a roundhouse right hand that turned his mouth into a red foamy thing spitting teeth like seeds and he went down all the way, his hands covering his face with more red squirting between his fingers. Tony was trying to recover, still on his feet but wobbly, his lower face a mask of scarlet. I figured he needed some rest, too, like his pal, and sunk a fist into his gut so deep that puking was his only option. That, and tottering till he fell, doing a nasty belly-flop on the bricks. Joe was holding up red-smeared palms, begging for mercy, or anyway I think he was—you couldn’t make out much from the bubbling froth.

I might consider mercy for Joe, but at the moment I was busy bringing back a foot to kick Tony in the face when the door opened and Johnny C stepped out, his easy smile turning to horror-struck alarm as he saw the bloody mess his fallen angels were making.

“
Don’t,
Hammer! You’ll kill him!
Please!
”

I didn’t figure a kick in the head would kill the punk, but it might have, and Johnny
had
said please.

The too-handsome gambling czar rushed over, his eyes white all the way round, making a stark contrast with his head of black Roman curls. He was gesturing with both hands, pleading.

“Ye gods, Hammer! I really just wanted to talk in private! There was no need for this.”

“You should have been more clear,” I said with a shrug, digging out a ruined deck of Luckies and fingering out a semblance of a cigarette. “Anyway, those two shook down my office yesterday. And they handed me my tail. So I handed theirs back.”

“They’re just doing their job!”

“Yeah, that’s what the Nazis said.” I stuffed the rumpled cigarette in my mouth and got it going somehow. “Why have my office tossed, Johnny? What did I ever do to you?”

He sighed. His boys were providing background music with their whimpering. Actually, Joe was weeping. Their boss glanced at them with concern. Maybe he did sleep with them.

Then he turned to me, calm as the spring breeze that was playing with refuse in the alley. “Hammer, I have friends in Sidon... in official circles.”

“No kidding.”

“I heard you were poking around into the Sharron Wesley killing. I have my own interests in that matter.”

I blew smoke at him. “There wasn’t a murder case when I went out there. The dead woman didn’t even turn up till the day after I arrived. Of course, she was dead a week already. Maybe you knew that.”

He shook his head. “No. I had nothing to do with her murder—
she was the last person I wanted to see dead. I had reason to believe she’d been holding out on me. That she had a great deal of my money hidden away somewhere.”

I frowned at that. “Didn’t you own the casino together?”

He shook his head. He dug a silver cigarette case and got out his own cigarette. It wasn’t rumpled, but I gave him a light, anyway.

“Sidon was strictly
my
operation,” he said.

“But it was her place! Her mansion! What happened to the cool million she inherited?”

He drew smoke in through his sly smile. “Oh, a lot of that money went into the set-up, all right. She just didn’t have a piece of it.”

“What the hell did you have on her, Johnny? Evidence that she killed old E.J. Wesley? Or maybe you bought the jurors. Is that it, jury-rigging? Maybe it wasn’t Sharron’s long legs that got her acquitted, but your long green.”

That sly smile turned downright decadent. “Does it matter, Mike? May I call you Mike? I’d like us to be friends.”

He put a bejeweled hand on my shoulder and I picked it off like a gaudy insect that had lit there.

“We’ll keep it friendly,” I allowed. “But I’m particular about choosing my friends. What’s on your mind, Johnny? What the hell was going on out there that has you and Dekkert and the entire Sidon city government doing handstands?”

He thought about those questions for a while. Clearly he was making a decision. He’d said he wanted me to be his friend. But what I thought he really wanted was me as an ally.

I was right.

“Mike,” he said, “you’re probably aware Sharron delivered our weekend take to me, in cash, regularly. We did it discreetly, playing into her reputation as a sort of party girl, and mine as a Romeo.”

And both had been a façade.

“She was never really my ‘moll,’” he said, quietly amused. “She was strictly a bag man, or bag woman, if you prefer. I paid her well. I wasn’t a cruel partner.”

“You weren’t a partner at all. You were her boss.”

“Yes. Yes, you’re right, and that was the problem, wasn’t it?”

“Was it?”

He nodded, and his smile turned into a sour twitch. “She was skimming from me. For how long, I have no damn idea, but she was skimming. I believe she was building a sort of stake that would be enough for her to leave the country, and live comfortably, starting anew, under another name.”

“And out from under your thumb, huh? That makes sense. She wasn’t keeping
all
the money then—she was giving you enough to fool you, for a while, anyway—but the skim over a period of months, or even a year, that could really add up.”

“Yes. Yes, it could. We’re both lucky, you and I, that Sidon has the corrupt police force it does. A real murder investigation, conducted by the state police, would mean that mansion and those grounds would be turned upside down. My money would be found, and confiscated.”

“Do you think the Sidon cops are wise to Sharron’s money stash?”

He quickly shook his head. “I don’t see how they could be... but they
could
blunder onto it.”

I raised an eyebrow. “If Dekkert doesn’t know there was a hoard of cash stashed out there, why was he so hot to find out what became of Sharron Wesley? He damn near beat a little beachcomber to death, just because the guy lived close enough to the Wesley place to have seen something.”

Johnny sucked in deep on the cigarette holder, and when he finally exhaled, smoke floated skyward like a new Pope had been picked. “You may be right, Mike. Dekkert may have gotten wise. All the more reason for me to enlist your help.”

“What do you have in mind?”

He leaned closer. He smelled like that hanky. “If you can find the stashed skim money, you can have yourself a fat finder’s fee. Twenty-five percent.”

“You wouldn’t be trying to distract me now, would you, Johnny?”

He scowled. “You know damn well I didn’t kill the Wesley woman! I wanted her alive, to find out where she hid what she stole from me. So your search for her killer will
not
lead to me.”

Damn. I believed him.