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Authors: Alexander Mccall Smith

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MR J.L.B. MATEKONI

E
VEN A vehicle as reliable as the little white van, which did
mile after mile without complaint, could find the dust too much. The tiny white
van had been uncomplaining on the trip out to the cattle post, but now, back in
town, it was beginning to stutter. It was the dust, she was sure of it.

She telephoned Tlokweng Road Speedy Motors, not intending to bother Mr
J.L.B. Matekoni, but the receptionist was out to lunch and he answered. She
need not worry, he said. He would come round to look at the little white van
the following day, a Saturday, and he might be able to fix it there on the
spot, in Zebra Drive.

“I doubt it,” said Mma Ramotswe.
“It is an old van. It is like an old cow, and I will have to sell it, I
suppose.”

“You won’t,” said Mr J.L.B. Matekoni.
“Anything can be fixed. Anything.”

Even a heart that is
broken in two pieces? he thought. Can they fix that? Could Professor Barnard
down in Cape Town cure a man whose heart was bleeding, bleeding from
loneliness?

  

MMA RAMOTSWE went shopping
that morning. Her Saturday mornings had always been important to her; she went
to the supermarket in the Mall and bought her groceries and her vegetables from
the women on the pavement outside the chemist’s. After that, she went to
the President Hotel and drank coffee with her friends; then home, and half a
glass of Lion Beer, taken sitting out on the verandah and reading the
newspaper. As a private detective, it was important to scour the newspaper and
to put the facts away in one’s mind. All of it was useful, down to the
last line of the politicians’ predictable speeches and the church
notices. You never knew when some snippet of local knowledge would be
useful.

If you asked Mma Ramotswe to give, for instance, the names of
convicted diamond smugglers, she could give them to you: Archie Mofobe, Piks
Ngube, Molso Mobole, and George Excellence Tambe. She had read the reports of
the trials of them all, and knew their sentences. Six years, six years, ten
years, and eight months. It had all been reported and filed away.

And
who owned the Wait No More Butchery in Old Naledi? Why, Godfrey Potowani, of
course. She remembered the photograph in the newspaper of Godfrey standing in
front of his new butchery with the Minister of Agriculture. And why was the
Minister there? Because his wife, Modela, was the cousin of one of the Potowani
women who had made that dreadful fuss at the wedding of Stokes Lofinale.
That’s why. Mma Ramotswe could not understand people who took no interest
in all this. How could one live in a town like this and not want to know
everybody’s business, even if one had no professional reason for doing
so?

 

HE ARRIVED shortly after four, driving
up in his blue garage bakkie with
TLOKWENG ROAD SPEEDY MOTORS
painted on the side. He was wearing his mechanic’s overalls, which were
spotlessly clean, and ironed neatly down the creases. She showed him the tiny
white van, parked beside the house, and he wheeled out a large jack from the
back of his truck.

“I’ll make you a cup of tea,” she
said. “You can drink it while you look at the van.”

From
the window she watched him. She saw him open the engine compartment and tap at
bits and pieces. She saw him climb into the driver’s cab and start the
motor, which coughed and spluttered and eventually died out. She watched as he
removed something from the engine—a large part, from which wires and
hoses protruded. That was the heart of the van perhaps; its loyal heart which
had beaten so regularly and reliably, but which, ripped out, now looked so
vulnerable.

Mr J.L.B. Matekoni moved backwards and forwards between his
truck and the van. Two cups of tea were taken out, and then a third, as it was
a hot afternoon. Then Mma Ramotswe went into her kitchen and put vegetables
into a pot and watered the plants that stood on the back windowsill. Dusk was
approaching, and the sky was streaked with gold. This was her favourite time of
the day, when the birds went dipping and swooping through the air and the
insects of the night started to shriek. In this gentle light, the cattle would
be walking home and the fires outside the huts would be crackling and glowing
for the evening’s cooking.

She went out to see whether Mr J.L.B.
Matekoni needed more light. He was standing beside the little white van, wiping
his hands on lint.

“That should be fine now,” he said.
“I’ve tuned it up and the engine runs sweetly. Like a
bee.”

She clapped her hands in pleasure.

“I thought
that you would have to scrap it,” she said.

He laughed. “I
told you anything could be fixed. Even an old van.”

He followed
her inside. She poured him a beer and they went together to her favourite place
to sit, on the verandah, near the bougainvillaea. Not far away, in a
neighbouring house, music was being played, the insistent traditional rhythms
of township music.

The sun went, and it was dark. He sat beside her in
the comfortable darkness and they listened, contentedly, to the sounds of
Africa settling down for the night. A dog barked somewhere; a car engine raced
and then died away; there was a touch of wind, warm dusty wind, redolent of
thorn trees.

He looked at her in the darkness, at this woman who was
everything to him—mother, Africa, wisdom, understanding, good things to
cat, pumpkins, chicken, the smell of sweet cattle breath, the white sky across
the endless, endless bush, and the giraffe that cried, giving its tears for
women to daub on their baskets; O Botswana, my country, my place.

Those
were his thoughts. But how could he say any of that to her? Any time he tried
to tell her what was in his heart, the words which came to him seemed so
inadequate. A mechanic cannot be a poet, he thought, that is not how things
are. So he simply said:

“I am very happy that I fixed your van
for you. I would have been sorry if somebody else had lied to you and said it
was not worth fixing. There are people like that in the motor
trade.”

“I know,” said Mma Ramotswe. “But you
are not like that.”

He said nothing. There were times when you
simply had to speak, or you would have your lifetime ahead to regret not
speaking. But every time he had tried to speak to her of what was in his heart,
he had failed. He had already asked her to marry him and that had not been a
great success. He did not have a great deal of confidence, at least with
people; cars were different, of course.

“I am very happy sitting
here with you …”

She turned to him. “What did you
say?”

“I said, please marry me, Mma Ramotswe. I am just Mr
J.L.B. Matekoni, that’s all, but please marry me and make me
happy.”

“Of course I will,” said Mma
Ramotswe. 

“A literary confection. …
There is no end to the pleasure.”
—The New York Times Book Review

THE NO. 1 LADIES’ DETECTIVE AGENCY

Volume 1

Millions of readers have fallen in love with the traditionally built, eminently sensible, and cunning proprietor of the only ladies’ detective agency in Botswana.

TEARS OF THE GIRAFFE

Volume 2

The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency is growing, and in the midst of solving her usual cases—from an unscrupulous maid to a missing American—sensible and cunning detective Mma Ramotswe ponders her impending marriage, promotes her talented secretary, and finds her family suddenly and unexpectedly increased by two.

MORALITY FOR BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

Volume 3

While trying to resolve some financial problems for her business, Mma Ramotswe finds herself investigating the alleged poisoning of a government official as well as the moral character of the four finalists of the Miss Beauty and Integrity contest. Other difficulties arise at her fiancé’s Tlokweng Road Speedy Motors, as Mma Ramotswe discovers he is more complicated than he seems.

The mysteries are “smart and sassy … [with] the power to amuse or shock or touch the heart, sometimes all at once.”

—Los Angeles Times

THE KALAHARI TYPING SCHOOL FOR MEN

Volume 4

Mma Ramotswe is content. But, as always, there are troubles. Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni has not set the date for their wedding, her assistant Mma Makutsi wants a husband, and worst of all, a rival detective agency has opened up in town. Of course, Mma Ramotswe will manage these things, as she always does, with her uncanny insight and good heart.

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