Koko (39 page)

“Sure, I’m looking for him!” Conor said, too loudly. “What does it look like I’m doing?
I’m his friend. I haven’t seen him in fourteen years. My friend and I came here to
find him.” Conor violently shook his head, as if to shake off sweat. “I didn’t mean
to get rough, or nothing. Sorry I grabbed you like that.”

“You have not seen this man in fourteen years, and now you and your friend are looking
for him.”

“Yeah,” Conor said.

“And yet you become so emotional! You threaten this man with violence!”

“Hey, it snuck up on me. And I’m sorry, but I mean, I didn’t threaten nobody around
here, not yet anyhow.” Conor pushed his hands into the pockets of his jeans and began
backing away from
the bar. “Gets frustrating after a while, looking for a guy nobody knows. Look, I’ll
see you sometime.”

“You misunderstand!” said the Thai man. “Americans are always so quick!”

To Conor’s vast discomfort, everybody had a good laugh at this.

“What I mean is, we might be able to help you.”

“I
knew
this shithead heard of him.” He glowered at the bartender, who raised his hands placatingly.

“He is going to be your friend, do not call him names,” said the Thai. “Isn’t that
right?”

The bartender spoke in Thai—a rush of noise that to Conor sounded like “Kumquat crap
crop crap kumquat crap crap.”

“Crop kumquat telephone crap crop dee crap,” said the man in the blue suit.

“Hey, give me a break,” Conor said. “Is he dead or something?”

The bartender shrugged and stepped away. He lit a cigarette and watched the man in
the blue suit.

“We both think we may know him,” said the man in the blue suit. He picked up Conor’s
twenty-baht note, and held it upright, like a candle.

“Crap crop crap crop,” the bartender said, turning away.

“Our friend is uneasy. He thinks it is a mistake. I think it is not.” He twinkled
the bill into one of his pockets.

The bartender said, “Crap crop crop.”

“Underhill lives in Bangkok,” said the Thai in the blue silk suit. “I am sure he still
lives here.”

The bartender shrugged.

“Used to come in here. Used to come into Pink Pussycat. Used to come into Bronco.”
The man in the blue suit showed all his teeth in a laugh. “He knew friend of mine,
Cham.” The man grinned even more broadly. “Cham very bad. Very bad man. You know telephone?
Cham like telephone.
He
knew him.” He tapped the bar with a long fingernail made lustrous with lacquer.

“I want to meet this guy Cham,” Conor said.

“This is not possible.”

“Everything is possible,” Conor said. “There’s money in it for you. Where does this
guy hang out? I’ll go there. Does he have a telephone number?”

“We go out couple bars,” Connor’s new friend told him. “I take care of you, you see.
I know every place.”

“He know every place,” the bartender said.

“And you knew Underhill?”

The man nodded, distorting his face into a mask of comical omniscience. “Very well,
I know him, very well. You want proof?”

“Okay, give me proof,” Conor said, wondering what he would do.

The little Thai thrust his face up close to Conor’s. He smelled powerfully of anise.
There were tiny white scars at the corners of his eyes, like calcified razor nicks.
“Flowers,” he said, and laughed.

“You got it,” Conor said. “That’s it.”

“We have drink first,” said the man in the blue suit. “Must prepare.”

They had several drinks while they prepared. The dapper little man extracted an envelope
and a fountain pen from the inside pocket of his jacket and declared that they needed
to make a list of Underhill’s haunts, along with a list of the bartenders and patrons
who would be most likely to know where to find him. There were bars in Patpong 3,
bars in an area called Soi Cowboy off Sukhumvit Road, bars in hotels, bars in Klang
Toey, Bangkok’s port, Chinese “tea houses” off Yaowaroj Road, and two coffee shops—the
Thermae, and the one in the Grace Hotel. Underhill had been known in all these places,
and might still be known in some.

“This all cost money,” said Conor’s new friend, putting his envelope in a side pocket
of his jacket.

“I have enough money to go around a few bars.” Conor saw an expression of nervous
suspicion cross the little man’s face. He added, “And something for you on top.”

“On top, very good,” the man said. “I take my share now—come out on top!”

Conor pulled a wad of crumpled bills from his pocket, and the man plucked out a purple
five-hundred-baht note.

“We go now,” he said.

They dropped into every bar remaining in Patpong 3, but Conor’s new friend saw nothing
that pleased him.

“We get taxi,” the little man said. “Go all ’round city, find the best places, the
most exciting, and that is where we will find him!”

They went out onto the crowded street and stopped a cab.
Conor climbed into the back seat while the little man spoke to the driver for a long
time. He gestured and grinned, “Crap crop katoey crap crop crap baht mai crap.” Several
bills passed to the driver.

“Now all is taken care of,” the man announced when he climbed in beside Conor.

“I don’t even know your name,” Conor said, and extended his hand.

The man smiled and pumped his hand. “My name is Cham. Thank you.”

“I thought Cham was your friend. Who knew Tim.”

“He is Cham, I am Cham. Probably our kind driver is also Cham. But my friend is
too
bad,
too
bad.” He giggled again.

“And what’s
‘katoey’
?” Conor asked, quoting the one word repeated in the various Thai conversations he
had overheard that did not sound like a bathroom joke.

Cham smiled. “A ‘katoey’ is a boy who dresses up like a girl. You see? I will not
lead you astray.” He clamped his hand on Connor’s knee for a second.

Oh fuck, Conor thought, but merely slid another inch or two away on the car seat.

“And what’s this telephone stuff?” he asked.

“What is what?” Cham’s attitude had subtly changed—his smile had a forced, glittering
edge.

They were speeding through a river of traffic, bumping over tram tracks, going miles
away from the center of town, or so it seemed to Conor. “Telephone. You said something
about it back at Mama’s.”

“Oh, oh.” Cham had returned to his normal self. “Telephone. I thought you said another
word. It is nothing to concern you. Telephone is a Bangkok word. Many many meanings.”
He glanced sideways at Conor. “One meaning—to suck. You see? Telephone.” He clapped
his little hands together, and his eyes closed as if in amusement.

Conor and Cham spent the next two hours in bars filled with hungry-looking girls and
sleek, prowling boys; Cham conducted long discussions full of exclamations and laughter
with a dozen bartenders, but nothing happened except the exchange of bills. Conor
drank cautiously at first, but when he noticed that the excitement of feeling so near
to Underhill meant that the alcohol had little effect on him, he drank as he would
at Donovan’s.

“He has not been here in a long time,” Cham said, turning to Conor with his happy
smile. Conor again noticed the white little
chips of scar tissue around his eyes and mouth. It looked as though a doctor had removed
Cham’s real face and replaced it with this smooth, boyish mask. He laid his neat sand-colored
hand over Conor’s. “Do not worry. We will find him soon. Do you care for another vodka?”

“Hell, yes,” Conor said. “In the next joint.”

They walked out into gathering twilight, Cham’s hand resting between Conor’s shoulder
blades. Conor wondered if he ought to call Michael Poole back at the hotel, and then
stood rooted to the sidewalk, thinking that he saw Mikey getting into a cab outside
a glittery place called Zanzibar across the street. “Hey, Mike!” he yelled. The man
ducked through the door of the cab. “Mikey! Over here!”

Cham put the tips of his fingers to his lips. “Shall we eat?”

“I just saw my friend. Over there.”

“Is he looking for Tim Underhill too?”

Conor nodded.

“Then there is no point in our staying in Soi Cowboy.”

In minutes they were driving down shining streets past flashing signs in a moving
traffic jam. Gangs of boys on mopeds swept past them. People spilled in and out of
nightclubs.

Once Conor turned from saying something to Cham and saw peering in through the window
beside him a gaunt, stricken, sexless ghost’s face, empty of everything but hunger.

“You mind if I ask you a question?” Conor heard his own voice, and it was the voice
of a drunken man. He decided he didn’t really care. The little guy was his friend.

Cham patted his knee.

“How’d you get all those damned little scars on your face? You run into a fish hook
factory or something?”

Cham’s hand froze on his knee.

“It must be a hell of a story,” Conor said.

Cham bent forward and said “Crap crop crap klang toey” to the driver.

“Crap crap crap,” the driver answered.

“Katoey?”
Conor asked. “I’m sick of those guys.”

“Klang Toey. Port area.”

“When do we get there?”

“We are there now,” Cham said.

Conor got out of the cab at the end of the world. The fishy, pungent smell of sea
water filled the air. The skull face pressed to the window of this cab floated up
in his mind.

“Telephone!” he yelled. “I Corps! What about it!”

Cham pulled him away from the distant sight of the river toward a bar called Venus.

They had drinks at Venus and Jimmy’s and Club Hung; they had drinks in places without
names. Conor found himself leaning against Cham, or Cham leaning against him as the
cab whirled around a corner. He looked sideways, pulling Cham’s hand off his leg,
and again saw a bony, sunken face peering through the window with dead eyes. A chill
went over his body, as if he were standing wet and naked in a cold breeze. He yelled,
and the face flickered and disappeared.

“Nothing,” Cham said.

They went up flights of stairs to dark rooms smelling of incense where ceramic pillows
lay at the heads of empty divans and Chinese men stopped playing mah-jongg long enough
to examine Underhill’s photograph. In the first such place, they frowned and shook
their heads, in the second they frowned and shook their heads, and in the third they
frowned and nodded.

“They knew him here?” Conor asked.

“They throw him out of here,” Cham said.

Conor found himself seated at a linen-covered table in the lobby of a hotel. A great
distance away a young Thai in a blue jacket read a paperback book behind the registration
desk. A cup of coffee steamed before Conor, and he picked it up and sipped. Young
men and women sat at every table, and girls crossed their legs on the couches that
ringed the lobby. The coffee burned Conor’s mouth.

“He comes here sometimes,” Cham said. “Everybody comes here sometimes.”

Conor bent to sip his coffee. When he looked up the lobby was gone and he was gripping
the door handle in the back seat of the cab.

“Your friend was bad, very bad,” Cham was saying. “No longer welcome anywhere. Is
he bad, or just sick? Please tell me. I want to know about this man.”

“He was a great fucking guy,” Conor said. The subject of Underhill’s greatness seemed
inexpressibly immense, too immense to be conquered by mere words.

“But he is very silly.”

“So are you.”

“But I do not vomit the contents of my stomach in public places. I do not cause consternation
and despair all about me. I do not threaten and abuse those who have any sort of authority
over me.”

“That sure sounds like Underhill, all right,” Conor said, and fell asleep.

He had a moment’s dream of the ghostly face pressing against the window, and jolted
awake with the recognition that the face was Underhill’s. He was alone in the back
seat.

“What?” he said.

“Crap crop crop crop,” said the driver, leaning over the back of the seat and holding
out a folded piece of paper.

“Where is everybody?” Conor vaguely took the note and looked out of his window. The
cab had stopped in a broad alley between a tall concrete structure that looked like
a parking garage and a windowless one-story building, also of concrete. A sodium lamp
painted the concrete and the surface of the alley with harsh yellow light.

“Where are we?”

The driver jabbed the note at Conor, using it to point down at his leg. Conor confusedly
followed the man’s gesture and saw his penis, white as a mackerel in the darkness
of the taxi, draped over his right thigh. He bent forward to shield himself from the
eyes of the driver and stuffed himself back inside his jeans. His heart was pounding,
and his head ached. None of this made sense anymore.

Finally Conor took the folded paper from the driver. There were a few lines of spidery
black writing.
You drank too much. Your friend may be here. Take care if you go in. The driver has
been well paid.
A telephone number had been written at the bottom of the paper. Conor balled up the
note and got out of the cab.

The driver circled around him, switching on his lights. Conor dropped the wad of paper
and kicked it away. Half a dozen men in close-fitting Thai suits had materialized
outside the smaller concrete building and were slowly drifting toward him across the
alley. Conor felt like running—the unsmiling men reminded him of sleek sharks. His
legs barely kept him upright. The headlights of the circling cab hurt his eyes. He
wanted a drink.

“You come in?” The Thai closest to him was smiling like a corpse made up by an undertaker.
“Cham talked to us. We waited for you.”

“Cham’s no friend of mine,” Conor said. All of the men were waving him toward the
door of the windowless concrete building. “I’m not goin’ in there. What you got in
there, anyhow?”

“Sex show,” said the death’s head.

“Oh, hell,” Conor said, and let them urge him toward the door. “Is that all?”