Read Kings of Infinite Space: A Novel Online
Authors: James Hynes
He walked backwards before her. “You kind of have to see it to believe it.”
Inside the lobby, Callie stiffened her spine and marched across the lobby, trying to make it look as though she and Paul had not come in together. For his part, Paul pretended that he didn’t see Preston beckoning him, and he followed Callie up the stairs and into Building Services. “What are you doing?” she hissed just inside the door.
“I need to book the laptop and projector for tomorrow,” he said, and then, in a loud voice, “How you doing, Ray?”
In the inner office Ray sat massively behind the desk; a row of tacos leaned together before him in a little cardboard tray. He lifted a taco carefully, so as not to spill any of the filling, opened his mouth, and bit the entire thing in two. His cheeks bulged, his lips tightened, but he didn’t lose a speck. “Mmmph,” he said.
“Tomorrow?” Callie said loudly, glaring at Paul. “I’ll have to check the book.” She slapped the schedule book open, and Paul leaned over her shoulder as she filled in his name. Then, with another glance back at Ray—the other half of the taco had just disappeared—she bit Paul quickly on the neck and shoved him out the door. As Paul came out of the office, Preston was hauling himself up the last couple of steps onto the balcony. He pivoted heavily round the railing and called out, “Paul! Hold up!”
“I’m late back from lunch,” Paul said, but Preston caught him by the elbow and dragged him around the corner up the hall towards cubeland.
“How you doin’?” Preston said breathlessly, backing Paul up against the wall with his belly.
“You keep asking me that.” Paul tugged his elbow free. “I’m fine.”
“Good. That’s good.” Preston wheeled around his belly so that he stood next to Paul with his back against the wall. He
glanced both ways up the hallway, then he held Paul with a solemn gaze. “You remember what I asked you this morning?”
“About seeing anything?”
“You know,” Preston sniffed. “Anything weird.”
“Weirder than a guy dying in the cube next to me?”
“All due respect?” Preston glanced past Paul down the hall. “That was unfortunate, okay, but it wudn’t
weird
, per se. You understand the difference?”
Paul said nothing. What did Preston want from him?
“What I mean is,” Preston said, “have you seen anything . . . different? Really out of the ordinary?” He fixed Paul with his gaze again. “Something, you know, you’re not really sure you saw it.”
Preston fingered the strap that held his pistol in its holster. Why should I trust this guy? Paul wondered. Would he believe me if I told him what I’ve seen? And anyway, Paul reminded himself, he’d decided over breakfast that morning that nothing out of the ordinary had happened, that it was all a product of his imagination. Still, Paul heard himself say, “Well, actually, since you asked—”
“Good afternoon, ladies,” boomed a voice, and Paul flattened himself against the wall. Preston stepped into the hallway and reflexively popped the snap on the holster, pressing the heel of his hand against the pistol grip. The Colonel swung gut first down the hallway, working a toothpick between his molars.
“Mister
Pentoon,” said Preston, narrowing his eyes.
For Paul, stationed between them, it was like watching two bull walruses squaring off. The Colonel rocked back on his heels and lifted his chin and gazed down his nose at Preston, even though Preston was a half a head taller. The security guard squared his shoulders and smoothed his thick moustache with thumb and forefinger, across and down. Then he looked rather ostentatiously at his wristwatch, still keeping his other hand on the butt of his gun.
“Twelve-fifteen,” he said to the Colonel, every inch the officer-on-parade. “A little late back from lunch, ain’t you?”
The Colonel gazed over his head, as if he were considering something. “I don’t believe,” he said, “that I’ve ever heard that question before from your pay grade.”
Preston narrowed his eyes into a steely Eastwood squint.
The Colonel worked his toothpick. “Shouldn’t you be watching the front desk?”
Preston shifted his hand on his gun. “You never know where they’re gonna get in, do ya?”
“Paul,” barked the Colonel, shifting his gaze. “We missed you at lunch today.”
“Yes,” Paul gasped. There was such a powerful military vibe in the air, he nearly said, “Yes,
sir.”
“You know,” the Colonel continued, with an insinuating air, “I don’t mind you abandoning us at lunch, especially if you have a better offer,” and he carved the curve of a woman in the air with the edge of his hand, “but I don’t think Preston here’s your type.”
“By your leave,
Colonel,”
said Preston, “Mr. Trilby and I have a security matter to discuss.”
The two old soldiers fixed each other with a deadly glare. The Colonel’s toothpick quivered erect out of the side of his mouth, while Preston’s chest rose and fell slowly. Paul wondered if he was going to have to dive for cover. Finally the Colonel lifted the toothpick out of his mouth and said, “Carry on, then.” He brushed by Preston, missing him by inches. Preston didn’t budge.
“Just don’t stand there all day, girls.” The Colonel flicked the crushed toothpick at Preston’s feet. “Someone might mistake y’all for a couple of old hens.”
As the Colonel’s heels clacked down the hall, Preston let out a long, slow sigh and dropped his hand away from the holstered gun. “God
damn
,” he breathed.
Paul waited until the Colonel had disappeared around the corner at the far end of the hall, then he whispered, “What was that all about?”
Preston shook his head. “Dun’t matter,” he said, and he took a step back towards his post. He stopped abreast of Paul and
said, “Just . . . if you
see
anything you think I ought to know about, you be sure to
tell
me, alright?”
“Alright,” Paul said.
“He wasn’t a colonel.” Preston’s voice was tight with emotion. “He wun’t
never
a colonel.”
“What?” said Paul.
“Colonel Travis,” said the security guard bitterly. “That’s his
name
, not his rank. His daddy named him after the commander of the Alamo.”
Paul glanced down the hall to make sure the Colonel had gone.
“Highest rank he ever made was sergeant,” Preston said. “He was a pastry chef in an officer’s club in South Korea.”
“Seriously?” Paul whispered.
“You ask him.” Preston lifted his chin. “While I was catching hell in the Lebanon and the Gulf, that sumbitch was decorating Christmas cookies in fucking Seoul.”
“I didn’t know,” Paul said. “I just assumed—”
“Yeah.” Preston thumped down the hall on the heels of his boots, and just before he turned the corner he said, just loud enough for Paul to hear, “
I
was a colonel.” Then he was gone.
“S
O LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT
.” Callie sat up and swung her legs over the edge of Paul’s bed. “This cat you say you drowned.” She glanced over her shoulder, the heels of her hands pressed to the mattress, her toes pinching the dingy carpet.
“Charlotte.” He lazily stroked the sweaty bumps of Callie’s spine.
“Right, Charlotte.” Callie frowned. “You say she’s still here.”
A long sigh. “Yes.” I should have kept my mouth shut, Paul thought.
“In this apartment.” Callie’s face was half turned toward him, without looking at him. “Like, haunting you or something.”
“Yes.” He rolled his knuckles against the warm, tight muscles of her back.
“And you can see her and stuff.” She had the tiniest bulge of a belly, which Paul found fetching. It was creased in little folds.
“Yes.”
“Can you see her right now?”
Just to be sure, Paul glanced round the room. “No,” he said. Callie had showed up at his door after dinner with a change of clothes and the
Norton Anthology
in a little nylon gym bag. “You said we could read to each other,” she had said.
At the moment, though, the English canon was the farthest thing from her mind. “But you
do
see her,” she was saying. “Sometimes.”
“Yes.” He let his hand drop.
“And she’s dead.”
Another sigh. “
Yes
.” In his postcoital stupor, when he loved the whole world, Paul had mistakenly believed that he could build on his moment of vulnerability from the night before in Callie’s pickup truck. He’d thought that if he began with his ghost cat, he could work up to telling her about Boy G and the pale homeless guys he’d seen at the library and on the bridge. Now he wasn’t so sure. He reached for Callie, but she pushed herself up from the squeaking bed—a wonderfully rhythmic squeak just a few minutes ago—and stooped to pick up Paul’s shirt from the floor.
“And that’s why it smells like . . . like
cat
in here.” She shrugged the shirt on, both arms at once, like James Dean. Paul couldn’t decide if this was a good sign or a bad sign. She was getting dressed, sort of, but she was putting on
his
shirt after all, and she canted her weight on one marvelous hip as she slowly buttoned it from the bottom. Paul propped himself up on one elbow. She knows what she’s doing, he thought.
“It stands to reason,” he said, crossing his legs at the ankle.
She only did the bottom three buttons, leaving the shirt open to the matched curves of her lovely breasts. “So even though she’s a ghost, she can still, you know, pee and stuff.” She began to pace before the end of Paul’s bed in a long, swinging gait. Oh yes, thought Paul, she
knows
what she’s doing.
He smiled at her. “Let’s just drop it.”
Callie pivoted on the ball of her foot and paced back the other way. “So does she have little ghostly fleas?”
“Seriously.” Paul was beginning to get aroused again. “Forget I said anything.”
“You brought it up.”
“The hell I did!” he laughed. “You
asked
me, this afternoon, after lunch!” A naked girl in my shirt, Paul thought. I can’t believe I fall for it every time.
“Okay,” she said, “but you reckoned right
now
was a good time to tell me about your dead cat?” She put her hands on her hips, widening the gap in the shirtfront, and in the yellow glow of his bedside lamp, Paul caught a glimpse of one perfect, adorable nipple.
“Come back to bed,” Paul said.
“I swear, you got the damnedest idea of pillow talk.”
“Can we drop it now?” What would she do, he wondered, if he lunged for her? Kymberly used to love that when she was in the right mood.
“Didn’t you say I’d have to see it to believe it?” She stopped pacing.
“Yes.” He pushed himself up and tucked his knees under him.
She spread her hands and looked wide-eyed round the apartment. “Okay, then, where is she?”
“What if I said that she’s right behind you.” It wasn’t true. Paul began to crawl slowly down the mattress towards Callie.
“Okay, now you’re creeping me out.” She warned him off with a gesture.
“Aha! So you do believe me!” He coiled himself to pounce.
“See, now, I didn’t say that.” She pushed in his direction with the palm of her hand. “It’s just . . . well, either I’m in bed with a guy who’s haunted by a cat, or I’m in bed with a guy who
thinks
he’s haunted by a cat, or I’m in bed with a guy who wants
me
to think he’s haunted by a cat.”
“There’s one more possibility.” He let himself sink back on his heels.
“What’s that?”
“You’re in bed with a guy who wants
you
to think that he thinks he’s haunted by a cat.”
“Whoa, Professor, now you
are
creeping me out.” Callie waved both palms in his direction.
“Here, kitty kitty kitty.” Paul crept across the lumpy mattress.
“Stop it!” she laughed, backing away.
“And don’t call me professor.” Paul lunged, and Callie shrieked. But he only reached around her legs and snatched her beat-up old gym bag off the floor. He dived into it and came up with the
Norton Anthology
. As Callie danced back, catching herself against the wall, Paul tossed the bag aside and flopped back on the bed with the fat volume on his lap. He propped himself up with a couple of pillows, making the bedsprings squeal. He heaved the book open and flipped through the tissuey pages.
“Be careful!” Callie said. “You’ll mess up my book.”
Paul stretched himself out and lifted the book in both hands like a massive hymnal. “Here we go,” he announced. “‘My Cat Jeoffry,’ by Christopher Smart.” He propped the book against his chest. “ ‘For I will consider my cat Jeoffry,’ ” he intoned. “ ‘For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him. . . .’ ”
“Not that.” Callie inched towards the bed. “That fella was half crazy.”
“ ‘For first he looks upon his fore-paws to see if they are clean,’ “ Paul continued. “ ‘For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there. . . .’ ”
Callie stepped up onto the bed, making the springs twang, and Paul caught his breath—first at the sight of her long legs descending from the tails of his shirt, but then at the sight of Charlotte sprawled across the top of the TV, her tail switching back and forth across the blank, gray screen. Paul dropped his eyes to the book and caught his breath again, for the next line read, “For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.”
Callie straddled him on her long legs and then dropped to her knees, rattling the whole bed, nearly shaking the book from Paul’s grasp. Her warm weight against his loins made him hard again. She placed her hands across the page he was reading
from and looked at him gravely. “Don’t read that,” she breathed.
He peered around her. Charlotte watched them both from the top of the TV, her eyes wide and fathomless.
“What are you looking at?” Callie said.
“Nothing,” said Paul. His mouth was very dry all of a sudden.
Callie half turned her head as if to look at Charlotte, but not quite far enough. She sat thoughtfully for a moment. Then she faced Paul again and pressed her fingertips along his jaw so that he looked at her. He hoped she couldn’t see the fear in his eyes.