Kill It With Magic: An Urban Fantasy Novel (The Lillim Callina Chronicles Book 1) (13 page)

Slowly, the ape removed his sunglasses and tucked them into his shirt pocket. His eyes squinted at me, like he was trying to decide something.

“I can tell just by looking that you’re only sixteen,” he told me in a very no-nonsense voice.

“Don’t tell me about underage drinking. I’m like technically four or five hundred years old,” I grumbled. It was true if you added up all my past lives.

“Technically, shmechnically,” the bartender repeated. “You’re lucky you’re even in here.”

I glared at him with what I hoped was a look that could kill as he set a root beer in front of me. Then, almost as a joke, he filled a shot glass with root beer and set it in front of me, too.

“That’s so you can feel like a grownup.” He was lucky I couldn’t hate someone to death.

I glanced over the bartender’s shoulder to a sign that read “Demon Scratch.” So that was the name of this place. I didn’t really know how I’d wound up here. The second he’d transported us out of Lot, we had found ourselves in a small town in the middle of nowhere.

Now I was stuck here, in this brightly lit bar, waiting for Caleb do his whole “macho guy” thing with the demon in exchange for information. One glance around was enough to make me hope he succeeded soon. It wasn’t just that the ground was sticky with old beer and other things. Or even that all of the blood-red booths had an almost creepy amount of privacy to them. I was pretty sure that if I got pulled into one, someone could gut me without anyone noticing. I could even deal with the fact that the light was so dim that I could barely see across the room, so it gave the impression that the place was way bigger than it actually was.

The thing that bugged me was that I was pretty sure we were surrounded by vampires. And not the ones like Logan or Bob. These were vamps only a few years old. The ones who hadn’t really learned to control their bloodlust yet. To them, I was little more than food, and I could feel the weight of their gaze on me, weighing and measuring me like one might do with a selection of steaks at a store.

Unconsciously, I hung my head. “Please God, let me live through this…” I whispered to myself. The bartender was looming over me. I fidgeted.

“You’re Miss Meilan aren’t you? I thought you were dead.”

I found myself unable to speak for a moment. I hadn’t been mistaken for the actual Dirge Meilan in at least a year. Most people knew what had happened, or at least that I’d been reborn after a fashion. I tried to swallow, but my throat went dry. I glanced at Caleb for help but he wasn’t paying attention to me.

“No,” I said forcing the words out a little too fast. “She
is
dead.”

“Ah… you look just like her.” The big man smiled, his face suddenly lighting up. “That would make you Diana’s brat! You’re Lillim Callina!” The bartender rubbed his chin. “Heard you ran away. How’s that working out for you?”

“Fine!” I growled and turned my back to him. Max was busily racking up the balls at a giant, red pool table in the center of the room.

“It’s nice to meet a man willing to take up the challenge for his girlfriend,” Max cooed in a voice that reminded me of singing cartoon animals.

Caleb narrowed his eyes. “It’s not like that,” he said emphatically.

“I would never have guessed,” Max responded with a chuckle, draining his drink in one long swallow and placing it on the bar. Max nodded to himself and grabbed a pool stick off the rack while I wondered if I could shove myself into my now empty root beer glass and disappear completely. I decided another drink would be good.

“Can I have a water and a Bloody Mary?” I asked after a moment. “I’ve always wanted to try one.”

“With real blood?” the bartender asked.

“Bloodless will be fine,” I responded.

“Very good, ma’am,” he replied, placing the drink in front of me. “One
virgin
Bloody Mary.”

“Does he know what he’s doing?” I asked as Caleb’s break resounded throughout the hall. He had knocked only two balls in. I didn’t know if that was good or not, but I was probably screwed. I shook my head and noted another curious and more disturbing fact. My drink was already empty. The damn things were mostly ice.

“You don’t seem as worried as you should be,” the bartender said, his voice a little more troubled than I’d have liked.

“Eh. If something bad happens, I’m going to kill everyone in here,” I muttered under my breath.

Caleb shot again and sank another ball. Max didn’t appear to be worried. His face was stony and imperceptible except for a very tiny smile that sort of tugged at the edges of his lips. It was almost like with every move Caleb made, Max was softly saying, “Yes, yes!”

“I think that’s your friend’s plan, too. Probably also Max’s. You supernatural types never really get beyond the whole, ‘let’s kill everyone’ phase of the plan do you?”

I shrugged. What else could I do? He was mostly right. I looked around anxiously. There were a lot of normal people here. A type of magic glamour mostly hid the monsters’ appearances. Most normal people couldn’t see through magic.

There could be a lot of collateral damage if things got out of hand. I took a sip of my water and hugged myself a little bit. I was suddenly very aware of just how many people could die if I started a fight here. It was just like a demon to surround itself with mortals. That way, when you showed up to kill them you looked crazy on the nightly news.

A collective gasp rose from around me as Caleb cleared the last of his balls, leaving only the eight ball. I wasn’t exactly sure what that meant, but it seemed surprising to the crowd at least. I swallowed and stared at Caleb, trying to read his face. It was stony and unexpressive. I swallowed. That was his “hiding something” face. Not good.

“Don’t worry, your friend did fine. He’s done until Max finishes his turn. If you keep trying to stare a hole in him though, you’re just going to get yourself worked up.”

I blushed, suddenly annoyed. I was not staring at Caleb. So what if he was really handsome in his thin, black button-up and low-slung jeans? I was only watching him play the game because he had bet my freedom on it.

“You should be worried about who is going to pick up that eight ball when the game is over.” The bartender slowly shook his head like he wasn’t looking forward to it. “Someone has to pick it up.”

“Why is that? What happens when someone picks it up?”

He didn’t answer, but now I
was
worried. Was Caleb planning on picking it up? Would it hurt him? The poison was already too much for him. I couldn’t let him make that kind of sacrifice for me.

It was Max’s turn now. I tried not to panic, but my hands were starting to sweat as Max lined up for his shot. The cue struck the ball with a crack like thunder. It shot off the stick and slammed into two balls in the corner, sending them flying. They zig zagged across the table, bouncing off the sides before careening into two side pockets.

Max moved around the table and with one move, knocked in two more balls. Every time he hit that white cue ball it zeroed in on the other balls and hit them in just the right way to get them in the pockets. I wondered if he was cheating.

Only the eight ball was left on the table, and it was still Max’s turn. The big demon looked over at me and wiggled his tongue suggestively. I blushed and crossed my arms over my chest. I was horrified. At this rate, I was going to be slave-girl Lillim.

Max curled his finger toward me. I shot a worried look at Caleb and took two steps toward them. I started to sweat as I got closer to the demon.

“Whatever it is you are imagining I am going to do to you,” Max cooed, leaning against the pool table with a shark-like grin spreading across his face, “isn’t even close.”

He ran his tongue over his teeth as I moved closer to him. Now our faces were mere inches apart. I needed to do something. “Is that so?” I pushed the demon backward coyly. With one deft move I plucked the eight ball from the table.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Caleb screamed.

Pain exploded through my body and spots danced across my eyes. My hand was on fire, welded to the ball. I couldn’t drop it. Searing pain exploded through my mind and body. The ball was trying to rip out my very essence, and it was winning.

“Max! Do something!” Caleb leapt across the pool table and scrambled to pry my fingers loose from the ball. There was red everywhere, crimson and scarlet. Blood. Blood was everywhere. There was so much that it didn’t look like it could all be from one person. Could all of this really be mine?

Max smiled and that long forked tongue snaked out of his mouth to lick his lips. “Someone always has to pick up the ball and shake it. That was always the price. Your foolish friend has done it totally unprepared. I bet it hurts.”

I couldn’t move. This was my blood. Viscous crimson fluid poured from beneath my fingernails. It was everywhere, the hot stink of blood. An acrid, metallic taste filled my mouth as I inhaled short, quick gasps.

Caleb screamed and pulled my body close to his. The heat of his touch blazed over me, drowning the pain beneath a rush of power. The throbbing touch of energy pulsing between our bodies as he wrapped his arms around me made my mind go cloudy. I couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe as the feel of him pressed so close to me chased everything away.

“Please… stay with me, Lillim,” Caleb pleaded, looking into my eyes. He began to sob, his hands struggling in a vain attempt to rip the eight ball from my grip.

“Caleb?” My voice was soft, almost a nonexistent whisper.

“Don’t worry… it’ll be better, I can make it better.” His voice cracked.

In the background people were screaming. They came rushing toward me like ants to a sugar bowl. I tried to look at Caleb, but it was very difficult to keep my eyes open. He touched my face.

My hand twitched and the ball fell away. It bounced once on the cement floor and rolled toward Max. He picked it up and looked at it for a moment. His face was impassive, emotionless.

He dropped down to his knees and showed me the ball. Scrawled across it in fading silver ink was an address. “This is where whatever you seek will be. I hope you know what you will find when you get there.”

I couldn’t move, but that didn’t stop me from hating Max. Apparently, the eight ball was imbued with psychic power. Caleb might have mentioned that before I went and picked the damn thing up.

Caleb snarled, standing up to face the demon. A violent tremor overtook him as seething rage filled his body. The bottles behind the bar shuddered and the ceiling lights swayed. The world shook, trembling in pain as great gouts of garish red energy exploded beneath his feet, shooting high into the air, like rockets seeking to break away from the earth.

“You should have told her the cost,” Max said, a pleased smile plastered on his face.

Caleb slugged him. The blow caught the demon square in the face, and he fell backward onto his butt. His nose was bleeding, but he wiped it away and began to laugh.

“There was no other way to get the information,” he growled. “I knew I would win… if you hadn’t cheated.”

“What are you going to do about it? What? We both know that wounded as you are, with poison running through your veins, you will die if you fight here.” Max got to his feet, and as he did, several of the burly bouncers closed in on us. “It is probably best if you leave, unless you plan on making your girlfriend fight all your battles for you.”

Chapter 18

“Caleb, open the damn door, or I swear to god I’m going to huff and puff and blow it down,” I screamed at the door in our shoddy hotel room for the hundredth time. We’d been at the hotel for a couple hours now, and Caleb had long since locked himself in the bathroom like a little girl. He wouldn’t talk to me, and it was pissing me off.

“You know what? I’m going to go swimming. I’m going to put on the tiniest, itsiest bitsiest bikini I can find, and I’m going to go lounge by the pool. If you remember that you’re a boy you’re more than welcome to join me.”

Silence.

I screamed and slammed my hand against the door. It cracked beneath my fist. Why was he being such a little girl? It wasn’t my fault that hearing Max talk about Caleb’s poisoning was getting me antsy. The last thing I wanted was to pull him into a fight that could very well get him killed. I’d die before I did that.

If he wasn’t going to come out… well, I didn’t need him anyway. I stomped over to my duffel bag and dumped it out on one of the two lumpy queen sized beds. Their sheets practically glowed in the dark in their own bioluminescence. I blushed. Still, they could have been such nice beds.

“What are you doing?” Mattoc asked me as I pulled on a pair of iron-toed boots a few minutes later. He’d finally come out which meant we were well enough alone. He didn’t like appearing when other people were around if he could help it. Every time we were around people he was forced to remain out of sight. He had done it so much on this adventure that I’d nearly forgotten he was there at all.

“Putting on my fairy stomping boots,” I replied.

“So, we aren’t really going swimming?”

“Really? Is that why you asked about the boots? I’m wearing chainmail under my clothes and iron-knuckled gloves, too.”

“You told Caleb you were going swimming. Besides, I hear chainmail bikinis are all the rage with you female adventurers. The boots seem a little awkward though. Plus, they don’t match the beret.” Mattoc shrugged. “Maybe a knight helmet with a feather?”

“Shut up!” I growled.

Ever wonder why most weapons, especially really old ones, are made of iron? Forget about smelting. Iron breaks up magical energy, and for lots of things, like spirits and faeries, which are made up of magical energy, iron cuts through them like nothing else.

Frost was already strapped to my back, wrapped in a bed sheet. Initially, I had tried to put it in a guitar case, but apparently they don’t make them big enough. Finally, I put on a small silver ring with a large red gem in the center. If I looked closely I could see some strands of my hair there.

Caleb had taken it from the Dioscuri storehouse before we’d left and given it to me. If I removed it, it would instantly transport me to my home. I didn’t quite understand how the ring knew where my home was, and Caleb hadn’t really bothered to explain it. Why weren’t they used by everyone? Apparently, they didn’t always work. The chance that it would malfunction upon use was “very high.”