Authors: Robert Tanenbaum
“Well,” Karp said, looking up and rubbing his eyes, “were you on TV? Did they love your golden curls?”
“I was and they did. Bloom asked where you were.”
“I bet. He likes to have me where he can see me. How'd it go?”
“Great, great,” said Hrcany noncommittally. “The usual horseshit. Tomasian's been booked. We'll arraign him tonight. I'll probably want to go to the grand jury early next week.”
“That fast?”
“Yeah, why not? We got plentyâor am I missing something?” Hrcany's bright little blue eyes narrowed.
Karp took a breath and threw down his pencil. “Roland, what do you say I buy you a drink? You deserve it.”
Hrcany's tight expression turned instantly to amazement. “You want to buy me a
drink
? Butch, we've been working together for twelve years. You never bought me a drink before. Come to that, you don't even drink.”
Karp rose to his feet and shoveled some folders into a large, ragged cardboard folder that served as his briefcase. “Well, maybe it's time I started,” he said. He put on his suit jacket and a tan raincoat.
“She's giving you a hard time and you want to get your load on before going home, right?”
“It makes you happy to believe that,” answered Karp mildly, “but really, I figured, you cracked a big case, we'll sit down, have a beer and talk about it, like regular people.”
Hrcany had to be satisfied by that explanation. They did, in fact, go to a bar, one in a Chinese restaurant on Bayard Street, a favorite of bail bondsmen, cheap lawyers, and other Criminal Courts habituees. The place was full of these, enjoying after-work drinks, or pre-work drinks, if they were about to handle the late work of the courts, and practicing venality. Karp felt right at home.
The room was smoky and painted glossy red, with the usual character scrolls, misty paintings on silk, dying snake plants, and very old, thin Chinese men arranged in appropriate places. Karp and Roland settled themselves in a red leatherette booth. A blank-faced Chinese woman appeared instantly and took their order.
“Roland, I've always wanted to know: how come every Chinese restaurant in the world, no matter how crummy, has a fully stocked cocktail lounge?”
Roland shrugged. “They use them to launder money from Hong Kong and import illegals? I don't know. It's part of their plan for world domination.”
“I thought that was the Jews.”
“You guys missed your chance,” said Roland. “Too much assimilation. The Chinese don't make that mistake.” The waitress brought their drinks, a beer for Karp and a Dewars rocks for Hrcany. Karp put some bills out.
“You see that money?” Roland asked as the waitress swept it up. “Those bills will never touch white skin again. Once it's in the Chinese community, the money never leaves.”
Karp grinned. “You're an engaging bigot, Roland. Okay, forget the yellow peril. What's your take on this Armenian and Turkish business?”
Hrcany drank half his scotch. Offhandedly he replied, “My take? A bunch of nuts, they got out of hand. They were writing letters about something that happened a million years ago, letters to the Turks, I mean. And somebody must have figured, the letters aren't doing much good, let's pop one of them, see what happens. They should've hired a pro. And for the cherry on top, look at this ⦔
Roland reached into his briefcase and pulled out a folder. He handed Karp two pages. “This one's the transcript of the tape of the call-in of the assassination. The other's a Xerox of a carbon we lifted from Tomasian's file cabinet. There's a typewriter there, and I guarantee you we'll show it was typed on that machine. Notice any similarities?”
Karp read the two texts. “I see what you mean. This part about âthousands and thousands of the sons and daughters of the Armenian nation, cruelly butchered, cry out for recognition and recompense. If they do not receive their due, then the fighters of the Armenian Secret Army will extract vengeance instead.' It's word for word the same in both places. Pretty impressive, Roland. It'll play great in court.” He handed the papers back and took another sip of beer. “I guess there's no question that we're going to have to try this one.”
“For sureâthere's no hint of a deal. He says he didn't do it and doesn't know who did, and I gotta say, he's a cool little fucker. Compared to the people I usually have up on murder, it's a pleasure doing business with him. His lawyer's also right by the book too. Another Armenian, Hagopian his name is. Nice guy, looks like that guy used to do Perry Mason on TV.”
“Raymond Burr,” said Karp. “You're in trouble, Roland.”
Hrcany laughed, “Yeah, right. No, we'll take him down. And I'll make another bet: in a little while we'll pick up the other guy too. Either Tomasian will rat him out, or he'll do something dumb. Yeah, I know I said he was being cool, but it hasn't sunk in yet. He hasn't thought about what it's going to be like for a nice middle-class boy looking at twenty-five to life with the smokes upstate. Plus, the momma and the daddy and the sisters and whatever haven't been to work on him yet. He'll deal. And if not, fuck him, we'll try and we'll convict. What's wrong, you don't think so?”
Roland had observed Karp rubbing his lower lip and staring raptly toward the upper left-hand corner of the universe, an infallible indication of dubiety.
“Well,” said Karp after a pause. “You have a good case. I just don't think it's soup yet. The girlfriend, for exampleâ”
Roland made a dismissive gesture. “Come on, Butch! Let's say she shows up ⦔ In falsetto, “âYes, Officer, my honey was with me all night and until noon, and my squeeze is so sore I can hardly piss.' No problem on the girl. I'll take her apart on the stand. She fucked him, maybe she fucked someone else, she's a slut. I'll find people she told lies to. If she was a virgin, then she loves him, she'd do anything to save him from jail. If she's a dog, I put young guys on the jury. If she's a dish, I'll make sure it's full of bags and fagsâthe usual routine.”
Karp nodded impatiently. “Right, Roland, I know how to impeach a witness. That wasn't what I meant. I meant, why isn't she here? Where is she? What's she doing? Are the Armenians holding on to her? Is Tomasian being set up for a sacrificial lamb by his own people? Okay, another thing, there's this business with the license plate and the gunsâ”
“Not the stupidity defense, please!”
“No, although in this case it might even work. I mean it doesn't jell, one with the other. If for some reason they didn't mind using their own license plate, then they'd want to be clean as whistles when the cops came around. The defense then attacks the eyesight or credibility of whoever spotted the plate. If for some reason they want the guns around, they have incriminating evidence on site, then they absolutely have to be anonymous when they do the hit. Then the defense can play them as innocent victims interested in self-protection. Which brings up the additional question of why a man who's got his hands on one of the most effective silent assassination weapons ever invented wants to pull a dumb stunt like shooting a guy in front of a dozen people while he's parked on a one-way street that's practically a dead end.”
“I told you already, they're amateurs.”
“Roland, amateurs, shmamateurs, it doesn't make
sense.
What's he got the silenced grease gun for? Fourth of July for the deaf? What I'm saying is, even if he's never done anything like this before in his life, if he wants this Turk dead, he hangs out at the guy's apartment late one night and hoses him down with the M3. There's another angle here that we're not seeing.”
Hrcany finished his drink and signaled the waitress to bring another. He did not like the drift of the conversation, and it was not lost on him that the D.A. had asked none of these questions. In fact, Roland was a good enough investigator to have had similar reservations. But it was past time for these. It was now accepted gospel, broadcast to the millions not an hour since, that Tomasian was the guy. All of Roland's mental energy was now devoted to making sure that, weeks or months hence, twelve jurors would also believe it, beyond a reasonable doubt, to a moral certainty.
He said, “I know, there's flaky sides to the case, but I don't think they're that important, tactically. People watch a lot of TV killings; they think that's real life. They don't figure what's really going to happen if you do a crime in such and such a place and time. It'll be hard for the defense to get that point acrossâ”
“No, Roland, look,” Karp broke in, “I'm not talking tactically. I'm not saying it's not a good case. It's a good case. I'm asking, is it the guy? Did he really do it? It's not the same question as âIs it a good case?'”
“Of course he did it!” snapped Hrcany. “What, you think it was a mugging that went sour? Who the fuck else could it be? He wrote the letter, he made the call, he has the car and the guns and the parka, he killed the guy. Case closed!”
Karp sighed and drank some more beer. His head was light, probably from the Empirin and codeine pill he had swallowed a few hours earlier, that and the unfamiliar alcohol, and he allowed that his incisive legal mind was probably not tuned to its highest pitch. So Roland was probably right; Karp, himself often a victim of second-guessing by incompetents, was sensitive to his own practice of that vice, and was, besides, disinclined to light his friend's notoriously short fuse.
Therefore he smiled pleasantly and changed the subject, which Roland was more than willing to do, and they spoke desultorily of sports for twenty minutes or so, and then Karp got up and said that he ought to go home.
Home was only six blocks away in a loft building on Crosby off Grand, and Karp walked there now, as he almost always did. His pace, however, was not his usual breakneck lope, but a careful and stately progress, like that of an ancient colonel on the esplanade of a resort. At his door, Karp still had to climb five steep flights of wooden stairs. This he did very slowly, flexing the bad knee as little as possible. It took him nearly ten minutes, and he was pale and faintly nauseated when at last he reached the red-painted steel door to the loft he shared with his family.
Entering, he staggered over to a tatty couch upholstered in red velvet and threw himself down on it, lifting his feet up on a low table made from a flush door set on concrete pipe. Beyond this table Marlene, his wife, sat cross-legged in a bentwood rocker, with a nest of papers on her lap. She regarded him over the rims of her large, round reading glasses and said, “Where have
you
been? It's past seven.”
“I've been drinkin' away me pay down at the saloon, that's where,” said Karp. He slipped his shoes off and shrugged out of his raincoat and suit jacket. “And now I want my dinner and a hug from my old woman.”
She pushed her glasses back on her nose and resumed her study of a document. “Your dinner,” she sniffed, “is congealing in a pan on the stove. There's bread and salad in the fridge. Pray help yourself. I'm answering motions.”
She continued to work for a minute or two, but when Karp didn't stir, she looked up and examined him more closely.
“Butch? Are you okay? God, you look like death warmed over! Whatever got into you? You know you can't drink.”
“Can too,” said Karp.
“Nonsense! Jewish husbands don't drink or beat up their wives. I learned that at my mother's knee. If I wanted a lush I would've married somebody I could at least take to church. What's wrong with you, then?”
“Nothing,” said Karp. “I'm just tired.”
“Oh, horseshit! It's that goddamn knee again, isn't it? You said you were going to take care of it.”
“I'll take care of it,” said Karp. “Meanwhile, could you get me some ice?”
She dumped her papers on the floor and snapped her glasses off. Going to the refrigerator, she said, “I ought to make you crawl for it. Honestly, you're a complete infant.”
She wrapped a dozen ice cubes in a baggie and a dish towel and brought the ice pack over to Karp, who had slipped out of his trousers in the meantime and unwrapped the Ace bandages that had held the errant joint together all day. His knee looked red, hard, and unnatural, like a pomegranate.
“Jesus!” she exclaimed. “You can walk on that? It looks like something in the window of a Chinese grocery that the Chinese don't even know what it is.” She giggled, “God, you look nutty in your shirt and tie and no pants.”
“Thank you for your support in my hour of need,” Karp said stiffly.
“Oh, stop it! This is completely your fault, and I'm not going to feel all guilty and rush around being Florence Nightingale. I have an
actual
infant to take care of. Dammit, see a doctor! Get it fixed!”
“Okay, I'll do it,” said Karp grumpily.
“Honest, swear to God?”
“Yeah, I'll see Hudson tomorrow. I'll tell him it's an emergency.”
She looked at him closely to see if he was trying to fob her off with a facile evasion, and then, deciding that he was sincere, plopped down beside him on the sofa and put her arm around his neck.
He said, “That's better. Speaking of the actual infant, how is she?”
“She's
perfect.
She's
an angel. But the child-care situation is deteriorating badly. Belinda has informed us that she is returning to her beautiful island home in two weeks.”
“Why? I thought she liked it here.”
“It's a family thing, which she told me in great detail and which I won't repeat. But that makes two exploited third-world women we've hired in the past three months to keep me liberated, and I'm sick of it. And don't give me that look! I'm not stopping work, even if I have to take Lucy into court with me, or better yet, drop her off in your office. You're a bureau chief. You can sit on your butt all day and give orders.”