John Lennon: The Life (76 page)

Five days later, John and Yoko’s borrowed flat at 34 Montagu Square was raided by a seven-strong police task force, comprising two plainclothes detective sergeants, two detective constables, a policewoman, and two sniffer-dog handlers. At their head was Sergeant Norman Pilcher, an officer who already had several notable scalps to his credit in the war against drug-using pop stars.

It happened just before noon, as John and Yoko lay in bed together, clad only in skimpy undershirts. When Yoko refused to open the front door, the officers found their way to a rear window, which John initially tried to hold shut against them. He then agreed to admit them via the front door after warnings that otherwise it would be broken down. The sniffer-dog handlers did not have their dogs with them—the only two currently at the Drug Squad’s disposal—and there was a half hour wait while the animals were sent for. Fleet Street had been tipped off in advance about the raid, and within a few minutes a crowd of photographers were baying outside. John was allowed to make one telephone call, and phoned Neil Aspinall at Apple. “Imagine your worst paranoia,” he told Neil. “Well, it’s here.”

The bust was a shock but hardly a surprise. Some weeks earlier, John had been tipped off by an old Fleet Street friend, Don Short, that the police were out to get him. Ironically, when the raiders burst in, he and Yoko both considered themselves “very clean and drugless.” Prior to their tenancy of the flat, it had been rented to Jimi Hendrix, a musician whose epic consumption of drugs was matched
by his carelessness about hiding them. John refused to move in until the whole place had been scoured for Hendrix’s leftovers, then thoroughly spring-cleaned to vacuum up the smallest residue.

Believing the Montagu Square flat to be clean, John was dumbfounded when the police told him that the two dogs, Yogi and Booboo, had found cannabis in various hiding places, such as a binoculars case, a film can, and a cigarette roller, totaling 219 grains (about half an ounce) in all. Though the substance had nothing to do with him, he reacted almost with relief, thinking of what harder stuff the raiders could have found. By the time he and Yoko arrived at Marylebone police station to be formally charged, he was back to his usual flippant self, answering as “Sergeant Lennon” when a phone call was put through from the chairman of EMI, Sir Joseph Lockwood. “It was better when it happened,” he would remember. “It [had been] building up for years. The Beatles thing was over. No reason to protect us for being soft and cuddly any more—so bust us.”

For “Sir Joe,” as John called the stately Lockwood, aghastness was only just beginning. Aside from the Beatles’ imminent double one, John had a new album of his own to be released on the Apple label and distributed by EMI. It consisted of the tapes he and Yoko had made together at Kenwood during their first night together: a miscellany of the same electronic and vocal effects that eventually made up “Revolution 9.” In a combination of Yoko’s art-catalog style and Lennon irony, it was to be called
Unfinished Music No. 1—Two Virgins
. As well as being its sole performers, producers, and engineers, they also furnished the image for its cover: a realization of Yoko’s “You become naked.” Using a delayed action shutter, John had photographed the two of them nude, standing together in the Montagu Square flat with their arms wrapped around each other. The back-cover shot showed them similarly in the buff but turned around and looking over their shoulders.

John’s aim, so he later said, “was to prove we are not a couple of demented freaks, that we are not deformed in any way and that our minds are healthy…. What we did purposely is not to have a pretty photograph, not have it lighted so that we looked sexy or good. There were a couple of other takes…when we looked rather nice, hid the
little bits that aren’t that beautiful…. We used the straightest, most unflattering picture just to show that we were human…. We felt like two virgins because we were in love, just met, and we were trying to make something…. People are always looking at people like me, trying to see some secret. ‘What do they do? Do they go to the bathroom? Do they eat?’ So we just said ‘Here.’”

By 1968, the age-old British concept of “private parts” was fast disappearing. With the end of theater censorship had come the opening of an American rock musical called
Hair
, its title embracing both the cranial and pubic variety, as its young, hippie-ish cast appeared full-frontally nude. But a recording artiste and his woman friend exposing themselves on an album cover was still an altogether different matter. EMI agreed to press
Two Virgins
but refused to have any part in marketing it, as did American Capitol. In Britain, its distribution was handled by the Who’s record label, Track, and in America by a company called Tetragrammaton. The offending picture had to be concealed under a plain brown paper cover—something, ironically, that Brian Epstein had once proposed for the
Sgt. Pepper
album. Even in this form, they remained vulnerable to the forces of old-fashioned prudery. Thirty thousand copies being stored in a New Jersey warehouse before shipment were seized as “obscene material” by the local police.

The Beatles’ double album was also having prerelease problems, of a less dramatic kind. Its original, Ibsenesque title,
A Doll’s House
, had to be dropped when a rival British band, Family, put out an album called
Music in a Doll’s House
. Working to that brief, Apple’s pet designer, Alan Aldridge, had planned a cover like an Advent calendar, each window opening on a different image from the songs. When Aldridge’s design proved too complex and costly for mass manufacture, the commission was handed over to the Pop artist Richard Hamilton, who encased the two discs in plain white, crookedly die-stamped with “The BEATLES” and with a serial number suggestive of some limited-edition print. Though never officially so called, the collection thus became known to posterity as the
White Album
.

It was, in fact, a blueprint for breakup. Track after track revealed Lennon and McCartney pursuing their own divergent paths: John
with “Yer Blues,” “Happiness Is a Warm Gun,” and “Revolution” (the slower, “count me in” version); Paul with “Martha My Dear,” an ode to his old English sheepdog, the sing-along “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da,” the sighing “I Will,” the almost Elizabethan “Blackbird.” Yet the two could still switch personalities, and in doing so make the whole band sound united and carefree once again. Paul’s “Helter Skelter” and “Why don’t we do it in the road?” were rockers as raw as John could wish, and his “Back in the USSR,” a mixture of Chuck Berry, Soviet Russia, and the Beach Boys, was as wittily surreal. Conversely, there could not have been a more Paul-sounding track than John’s “Good Night,” a lushly orchestrated lullaby in the tradition of Jolson’s “Sonny Boy,” written for his own son Julian in who knows what burst of affection or remorse (but here vocalized by Ringo).

George Harrison’s stronger-than-usual presence was a further sign of changing times. Since
Revolver
, spurred on by the two super-talents he was lucky enough to play with, George had made increasing strides as a writer. Four songs on the
White Album
were his, the best three in different ways pointing to the same mentor. “Piggies” had John’s venom (remember “pigs from a gun”); “Savoy Truffle,” listing the flavors in a box of Good News chocolates, had John’s eye for mundane exotica; “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”—on which George brought in his own outsider, Eric Clapton, to play lead—had John’s love of exact rhymes and John’s melancholy.

The release date was November 22. As John geared up for a round of promotional appearances, Yoko’s pregnancy developed complications, and she was admitted to Queen Charlotte’s Hospital in Hammersmith. Unable to be separated from her, he put on a pair of pajamas and climbed into the vacant bed next to hers, clasping her hand tightly across the gap. When the bed he had commandeered was needed by a genuine patient, he slept beside Yoko on the floor. To spare them the horrors of hospital food, Greg Sams delivered macrobiotic dishes from the Seed restaurant, while John’s actor friend Victor Spinetti smuggled in Craven A cigarettes. Yoko’s condition continued to give such cause for concern that her doctors ordered a blood transfusion. To ensure that the blood would be as wholesome as possible, she stipulated that it should come from somebody on a
macrobiotic diet. Sams toured London in John’s Rolls, rounding up Seed’s half dozen best customers, of whom one proved to share her blood type. But all in vain. On November 21, she suffered a miscarriage at six months. John’s thoughts may have been dominated by his mother, but he could not stop his life running eerily in parallel with his father’s.

The
White Album
’s release the following day brought no sense of impending doom to the Beatles’ world public. It sold in vast quantities and received reviews, if possible, even more ecstatic than had
Sgt. Pepper
. The British critic and TV producer Tony Palmer wrote that Lennon and McCartney’s only songwriting peer was Schubert, unmindful that no Schubert song exactly tripped off most people’s tongues. Wherever questioned, John allowed himself more praise than for anything he had done before. “[It’s] a complete reversal from Sergeant Pepper…. The music is better for me—because I’m being meself. I’m doing it how I like it.”

On November 28, he and Yoko appeared at Marylebone Magistrates Court, charged with possessing the 219 grains of cannabis. Though no suggestion of planting evidence was ever made, the raid’s dubious circumstances had not gone unnoticed in official circles. Its main arresting officer, Sgt. Norman Pilcher, subsequently had to explain to the Home Secretary, James Callaghan, why such heavy police resources had been deployed for so very modest a haul. Pilcher replied that pop-star premises were often full of people holding “unusual parties,” implying he had expected to bust an orgy rather than a married couple in bed. It was also widely asked who had tipped off the press to arrive at exactly the same moment. There, alas, the good sergeant could shed no light.

The possession charge against Yoko was dropped, after John—in a move that was to have repercussions for him for years afterward—elected to plead guilty and take sole responsibility. “[The prosecutor] said, ‘I won’t get you for obstruction if you cop a plea,’” he remembered. “And I thought, ‘Oh, it’s a hundred dollars or whatever. It’s no skin off my nose.’ And he said, ‘I’ll let your missus go.’” Yoko being a foreign national, there was a risk that if convicted she might face deportation. The magistrates imposed a fine of £150 with 20 guineas
(£21) costs. Still weak and shaken from her miscarriage, Yoko was mobbed outside the court building, one female spectator taking the opportunity to give her hair a vicious yank.

The following day
Unfinished Music No. 1—Two Virgins
was released in the United Kingdom, adding an unofficial charge of indecent exposure to John’s indictment. The brown paper cover had an allure long proven in the dirty book trade, and thousands rushed to buy the album, not to hear what extraordinary new sounds the Two Virgins had created on their first night together, but for a look at her tits and his dick. To modern eyes, so assailed by manipulative sexual imagery, it is hard to believe what transports of disgust and derision their self-portrait unleashed. The effect is not smutty or suggestive, but strangely innocent and vulnerable. Even at the time, an Anglican clergyman, more humane than others of his calling, was moved to quote the Old Testament’s Genesis: “And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.”

The revelation of Yoko’s pregnancy put an end to John’s divorce petition against Cynthia for alleged adultery with Robert Bassanini. Cynthia countersued on the same grounds, citing Yoko as corespondent, and was granted an uncontested decree nisi, with custody of Julian. As a financial settlement, John first offered £75,000, the mythical “first dividend” jackpot of Littlewoods and Vernons football pools. Although advised she could claim half his assets, Cynthia could not face a drawn-out and ugly legal fight, and agreed to £100,000 (£1 million in today’s values) of which £25,000 was to buy a new house and the rest to support her and Julian until he reached twenty-one. A further £100,000 was put into a trust fund for Julian with a proviso that if John had any further children, the money would be shared with them.

At the same time, arrangements were discreetly made for Yoko’s divorce in a suitably faraway spot, the American Virgin Islands. John had not grown any less insecure where Tony Cox was concerned and, despite all Yoko’s protestations, still half expected her to go back to Cox at any moment. Cox was amenable to walking away without a legal battle but expected a cash settlement for the loss in income it would entail. He accepted £6,000, plus payment of his legal expenses and a supply of macrobiotic food from the Seed
restaurant. Custody of Kyoko was to be shared between her parents, although, as Cox had always done the greater share of child care, she continued living with him. “We shared custody because that was the hippy thing—sharing,” Yoko says. “Tony thought John had been an easy touch, but John could be tough over money. Once the custody thing was settled, he refused to pay Tony’s legal expenses.”

If John’s public was appalled and mystified by his new partnership, fellow musicians seemed to have much less of a problem with it. On December 11, he and Yoko took part in the Rolling Stones’
Rock and Roll Circus
, a putative TV special transparently inspired by the Beatles’
Magical Mystery Tour
. Filmed under a circus big top with a live audience, the Stones headed a bill featuring the Who, Jethro Tull, Marianne Faithfull, and bluesman Taj Mahal in alternation with deliberately passé trapeze artists and tumblers and facetious chat by Mick Jagger in a ringmaster’s tailcoat. John, as “Winston Legthigh,” did a cross-talk act with Jagger, eating mush from a bowl with chop-sticks and reminiscing in fruity American tones: “Those were the days…I wanna hold your man….” Later—prophesying a familiar figure at political conferences and public speaking events—he announced the Stones in put-on sign language.