[Janitors 03] Curse of the Broomstaff
Dear Reader,
Here it is: the third installment in the JANITORS series. And I must admit, this is definitely the trashiest book I’ve ever written. No, literally. This book is full of garbage.
This time, our young heroes must venture deep into an enchanted landfill. They will battle heaps of living garbage and hike through distorted trashscapes as they discover a mysterious group of kids living among the refuse, harboring a centuries-old secret that could save the future of education.
As you can see, I take garbage very seriously. As a parttime janitor at a local middle school, I could slide a trash can from its hallway alcove, empty it, install a clean liner, and be on my way in less than 27 seconds. But between bouts of extreme efficiency, I would often find myself staring aimlessly down a dim hallway. I soon understood that there was a story to be told—about schools, about trash, about janitors. . . .
Pesky little monsters, invisible to the common eye, are living in every school. These Toxites inhale students’ brain waves and exhale sleepiness, distraction, and apathy. For countless years, janitors from the Bureau of Educational Maintenance (BEM) have hunted these creatures with magic-powered cleaning supplies.
But now the BEM has defected, withdrawing support from every school but one. New Forest Academy is the last safe haven for education, but it’s run by the bad guys. Their scheme is to raise the next generation of brainy kids to take over the world while the rest of the schools fall by the wayside, rotted out by Toxite breath.
Sixth graders Spencer and Daisy have joined a group of Rebel Janitors, determined to use magic mops and vacuum dust to fight Toxites and save schools from the destructive plans of the BEM.
I hope you enjoy JANITORS: CURSE OF THE BROOMSTAFF. I think it’s really going to kick some trash.
yler
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© 2013 Tyler Whitesides
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“The clean way.”
“That’s jaywalking!”
“You wouldn’t get it.”
“I’m the first one here, then?
“You are a stranger.”
“That’s irony.”
“Treasure!”
“A joystick!”
“Who’s next?”
“Pluggers.”
“It’s a pattern.”
“It doesn’t really work like that.”
“We won’t forget this.”
“Shake your leg!”
“It’s all in the system.”
“Smelled like oranges.”
“Potato, potahto.”
“It’s all right here.”
“Woke us all up.”
“Vanilla scented.”
“A paint spill.”
“Everyone knows the answer.”
“To get to the other side.”
“Don’t tell her I did that, okay?”
“Hold your breath.”
“And that’s a loose end.”
“Rest in peace.”
“So, that’s it?”
“Straight on till morning!
“Fascinating place!”
“It’s Rho.”
“Just like Camelot.”
“They left us no choice.”
“I couldn’t be honest about anything.”
“Who’s behind this?”
“Now I’m your prisoner?”
“How much can you trust her?”
“I don’t know anything about that.”
“With an attachment.”
“Say the meanest thing you can think of!”
“You gave it a gift?”
“We’re going under.”
“Being an Auran just got gross.”
“It smells like an ambush in there.”
“What kind of soda?”
“I love a storm like this.”
“And I’m supposed to like this plan?”
“It doesn’t matter, Spence.
“I have to shut this down!
“Get out of here!”
“We have something for you.”
“The clean way.”
M
rs. Natcher’s chalk squeaked against the board, and Spencer shuddered at the sound. The teacher stepped away from the chalkboard so the students could see what she’d drawn. It was another story problem. And this time there was a pie chart to go with it.
Why did Mrs. Natcher have to ruin pie by turning it into a math problem?
Spencer sighed and picked up his pencil. He finished the problem quickly and still had time to double-check his work.
Class was different without Dez. Spencer found that it was much easier to finish his assignments without the bully’s grubby hands poking him. Dez’s absence, under any other conditions, would have been a great relief. But Spencer was troubled.
Three months had passed without any word from Dez. Under Slick’s persuasion, the bully had stayed at New Forest Academy. But Slick was long gone, eaten by his own overgrown Grime. So what was keeping Dez from coming home? Had the bully given in to the BEM? Was he truly one of them now?
Glancing around the classroom, Spencer saw that he was practically the first student finished with the pie chart problem. Daisy sat a few desks away, her nose an inch off the math notebook as she scribbled out numbers.
Spencer sighed as he thought through the rest of his day. It was Max’s fourth birthday. Spencer’s mom would be busy planning a party for his little brother. They’d have cake. But Max would probably slobber when he blew out the candles, getting his germs all over, so Spencer probably wouldn’t eat any.
Life had actually become quite boring lately. If it weren’t for his bronze visions, Spencer would feel completely left out of what the Rebel Underground was doing. Ever since Walter had escaped through the woods around New Forest Academy, Spencer liked to check on the old warlock. Just to make sure everything was all right.
Spencer’s hand drifted to his left pocket. He knew he shouldn’t do it. Not during class. But a quick checkup wouldn’t take long. Spencer could be back before Mrs. Natcher sliced the pie chart.
Spencer plunged his hand into his pocket, his fingers slowly lowering to the object concealed there. It was an old high school swimming medal that his sister had bought at a yard sale. It wasn’t gold or silver. It was third place—bronze.
Spencer’s hand closed around the cold medallion. He tried to keep a casual gaze forward, but almost immediately, Mrs. Natcher and the chalkboard were blurred away in a blizzard of white. It spread, consuming his entire vision, until it fell away, point by blinding point.
He stood in a parking lot only fifty-two miles west of Welcher Elementary. Spencer tried to remain calm. His power was still new and, in many ways, uncontrollable. Even though he’d been able to increase the length of his warlock visions, Spencer still didn’t know who he would be spying on at any given time. He had hoped for a glimpse of Walter, but the man in the parking lot was too broad and tall.
Spencer knew at once who it was.
The man was Mr. Clean, the president of the BEM and the most mysterious of the three warlocks. The name was clearly an alias, which prevented Walter from discovering his true identity or anything about Mr. Clean’s past.
Spencer had seen through Mr. Clean’s eyes a number of times. The warlock was usually at his BEM office in Washington, DC, causing everyone nearby to cower in fear. But not this time. What was Mr. Clean doing in Idaho, standing in the parking lot of a prison?
The sun was brilliant, sparkling on the mounds of snow at the edge of the parking lot. The warlock looked down, his breath billowing in the frosty February morning. He was wearing a long white lab coat, but as his gloved hand moved the lapel aside, Spencer saw that something was attached to his belt.
It was a large black battery pack with a dial in the center. Plugged into one end was a thick orange extension cord. Mr. Clean’s eyes followed the trailing cord, and as he looked over his shoulder, Spencer gasped.
Not three feet behind the warlock crouched a gigantic Filth. The rodent’s face was downturned, its hideous buckteeth jutting crookedly from a slobbering mouth. It was purring softly, a deep-throated, phlegmy sound that caused the deadly sharp quills on its back to rise and fall.
The other end of the cord was nestled into the monster’s dingy fur, plugging into the gray flesh near the spine. The Filth’s eyes were half closed and the beast pulsated lazily as energy flowed through the extension cord and into the creature’s body.
The warlock did not seem the least bit terrified that an overgrown Toxite was breathing down his neck in the open parking lot. In fact, the broad man reached out a gloved hand and stroked the creature’s muzzle.
Then, with a blur of movement, the man leapt into the air, his white lab coat swinging wide. To Spencer’s surprise, the warlock landed atop the huge Filth, straddling it like a warhorse. The Filth made no reaction, completely contented, apparently due to the energy coming through the cord.
The warlock adjusted his weight, and Spencer noticed that there was a floor mat draped across the Filth’s back like some kind of primitive saddle. The man’s hand dropped to the battery pack at his waist. As soon as he twisted the dial, the Filth roared to life.
The huge creature leapt forward, bounding across the parking lot with a snarl. When it reached the doors of the prison, the Toxite lowered its broad head. Spencer flinched at the sound as both doors were ripped open, the Toxite and rider tumbling into the reception area. The Filth stomped its clawed feet, shaking broken glass from its fur as the alarm blared.
There was a uniformed woman behind the reception desk. She sprang from her seat, fumbling to draw her gun. The warlock and his beast paused in the center of the room, reveling in the chaos they had just created.
In seconds, the reception area was swarming with armed guards. But Spencer couldn’t understand what was happening. The guards raced past the warlock, inspecting the walls and shattered doors. Of course they wouldn’t be able to see the huge Toxite, but had Mr. Clean somehow made himself invisible as well?
“Was it a bomb?” asked the uniformed woman.
The warlock drew a deep breath. “No,” Mr. Clean said aloud. Every guard turned, pistols aimed randomly across the room. “It was a phantom.”
Then, with terrifying speed, both gloved hands plunged into his lab coat. Two plastic spray bottles flashed from concealment. He took aim and pulled the triggers.
It was over in a moment. A drip of green solution glistened on the nozzle of each spray bottle, and an emerald mist hung in the room. The guards collapsed into a heap on the hard floor, their guns slipping from limp hands.
Spencer felt a stab of fear pass through him. He was aware of himself, sitting stock straight in his school desk, hand gripping the bronze medallion so tightly that the edge dug into his palm. He wanted to let go, to end the vision on his terms. But the fallen security guards, the green spray, the warlock atop that fearsome creature . . .
Mr. Clean twisted his head from side to side in satisfaction, his neck popping from the motion. The reception area was littered with bodies—all of them trained security guards, but none of them a match for the warlock in the white coat.
The big man touched the dial on his belt, and the Filth moved away from the wreckage. They walked down the hallway, the warlock holding his spray bottles like dual pistols in his gloved hands.
In a moment, Mr. Clean had found the cell he was looking for. He twisted the dial and dismounted the giant Filth in the middle of the hall, keeping the extension cord stretched between them. Peering through the bars, Spencer saw the limited contents of the cell. Curled upon the bed was a figure in an orange jumpsuit.
“Knock, knock,” the warlock whispered through the bars.
