J.A. Konrath / Jack Kilborn Trilogy - Three Scary Thriller Novels (Origin, The List, Haunted House) (49 page)

“Y
ou’ve got to be kidding me.”

Tom was gripping the phone so tightly his knuckles had lost their color.

“It’s over my head, Mankowski. This is from the Police Superintendent herself. As of now, you and Lewis are on a mandatory leave of absence.”

“I don’t believe this, Lieutenant. Why would we get suspended—”

“It isn’t a suspension. You’re keeping your pay. But this goes high up, Tom. I don’t have a say in it. Until this matter is all sorted out, consider yourself on vacation. One more thing—you have to turn in your guns and badges to the Albuquerque PD.”

Tom was grinding his jaw so hard he could crush marbles.

“Lieutenant Daniels—”

“Just do it and get your asses back to Chicago. I’ll do everything I can to find out what the hell is going on. You guys must have pissed off someone pretty important. The Super wanted your jobs. Put Lewis on.”

He handed the phone to Roy and took a deep breath. Gerry Watterson, the Albuquerque Chief of Police, gave Tom a sympathetic frown from behind his office desk. The Chief was heavyset, tan, balding. A few hours ago he was their good buddy, organizing the fruitless search for Jack and extending over-the-top professional courtesy. Several phone calls later, the man put on his Pontius Pilate face.

“I’m sorry, Detective Mankowski. It looks like a clean bust to me. But my boss told me the same thing. I’ll need to take your shield and weapon.”

“What?” Roy yelled into the phone. “We catch the bad guy and you suspend us? Oh—paid vacation my ass!”

Tom put his hands on the desk, looking hard at Watterson. The Chief seemed like a good enough person, but then Lieutenant Daniels was a good person too. How could it have gone this way?

“Chief, you’re making a big mistake.”

“I don’t have a choice in the matter. My hands are tied.”

“My gun and badge?” Roy was screaming now. “You got to have a thousand mile dick, be fucking me all the way from Illinois!” Roy slammed down the phone and stared at Tom. “I cannot believe this. Can you believe this?”

“At least let us question the suspect.” Tom tried to push his anger aside and appear rational. “The lives of several people are at stake here.”

Watterson held out his hands, palms up. “I’d like to help, but that’s impossible. The suspect was taken into Federal custody an hour ago.”

Motes swam in Tom’s vision.

“Where the hell did they take him?”

“I have no idea.”

“You don’t understand—”

“No.” Watterson was raising his voice now. “
You
don’t understand. I know you guys are getting the shit end of the stick, but I can’t do a damn thing about it, and neither can you. So give me your shields and your guns, and then go straighten it out on your end. I’m sorry, but there’s no other choice here.”

“Little back-ass redneck town.” Roy spat. “You got a pointy white hood in that desk, Chief?”

A vein bulged out on the side of Watterson’s head. “Arnolds! Johnson!”

Two Albuquerque uniforms came into the office. They had been on the crime scene earlier, helping Roy and Tom search for the second gunman. Now they also seemed to have undergone an attitude adjustment.

“These gentlemen have been ordered to relinquish their weapons, and are resisting the order.”

Both cops drew their sidearms.

“Please put your hands behind your heads and lace your fingers together.”

Tom and Roy exchanged a look. Tom sighed, then obeyed the command. Roy followed suit, mumbling obscenities under his breath. One cop covered them, while the other removed their pistols.

“Badges too.”

“Sorry, guys.” The cop did a quick frisk and took their badge cases and ID. He put them all on Watterson’s desk.

“Thank you, Officers. Dismissed.”

The two uniforms holstered their weapons and left the room. Tom decided to cross New Mexico off his list of future vacation spots.

“I’ll take care of these for you.” Watterson’s eyes told them it was the truth. “Now get out of here.”

“The guys that did this.” Tom spoke with all of the urgency he could muster. “They’re going to be waiting for us.”

Tom could see that Watterson was considering this. After almost a minute, the man picked up Tom’s Glock and chuckled.

“I don’t see how you big city guys are comfortable with automatics. They jam, they misfire, you never know how many shots you have left.”

Watterson took a key out of his pocket and opened up his lower desk drawer.

“In my book, nothing beats a Smith and Wesson 38 Special. Look at these beauties. Matching set, got them off a drug dealer.”

He placed the revolvers before him on the desk.

“Probably stolen. Serial numbers have been filed off. We tried to do a search, couldn’t find the owner.”

Watterson swiveled around in his chair, facing the wall. Tom and Roy exchanged a glance, and then each took a gun. Tom spun the cylinder, noting it was loaded.

“Thank you, Chief.”

“You mean for holding onto your guns and badges? No problem. Just do yourselves a favor and don’t get caught in my county in possession of any type of firearm, or I’ll have to bust your asses.”

“Chief.” Roy put the revolver into his holster. “About that pointy hood thing…”

“Apology accepted. Now get the hell out of here before I lynch you both.” Watterson turned back around and gave them hard stares. “Good luck figuring this thing out.”

They left the office and found Bert sitting in the hallway, going through his suitcase. He stared up at them, his face anguished.

“Did you hear? This is horrible.”

“How did you find out?” Tom asked. “We were just told.”

“Perhaps I can replace the rear treble, but the paint job is ruined. That’s at least five hundred dollars off the price.”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“My Flying Helgramite. A three thousand dollar lure. Those maniacs shot it.”

Roy was on him before Tom could intervene. The cop grabbed Bert by the shirt and pulled him close.

“It’s your damn lures almost got us killed. There’s a tracer in the suitcase.”

Bert’s reaction was totally unexpected. Rather than cower or cringe, he drove his heel into Roy’s instep and rammed his head into the bigger man’s chin. Roy staggered back, more shocked than hurt.

“I’m sick of you, and I’m sick of all of this!”

He squatted and began to close his suitcase.

“Bert.” Tom put a hand on his shoulder. Bert shrugged it off.

“Don’t touch me! I’m leaving.”

“They’ll kill you.”

“Whoop-dee-doo. Like you care. Like anyone freaking cares.”

Bert hefted both cases and began to walk down the hall. Tom followed.

“Look, Bert, this is stressful for all of us. But we have to stick together.”

“I’ll do fine by myself.”

Tom grabbed his arm. Bert dropped the suitcases and spun around, holding out his fists.

“You want some of this? I won’t put up with being bullied anymore.”

“I’m not bullying—”

“Bull! If it isn’t you, it’s him, or Jack the Ripper, or my father—”

“Bert, please. We need you.”

Bert blinked, some of the fire leaving his eyes. “You
need
me?”

“Roy and I were just suspended. Attila was taken by the FBI. For all we know he’s back on the street already. If someone doesn’t warn the other clones, they’re going to be killed.”

Bert’s face went from angry, to thoughtful, to angry again. “I want him to apologize.”

Tom beckoned his partner over. “Roy, come here and say you’re sorry.”

Roy folded his arms and pressed his lips together.

“Roy!”

Tom was bestowed with an evil glare, then Roy walked over to them, making it obvious he was in no hurry.

“I’m sorry, Bert.”

“Say I can use your toilet.”

“You can use my toilet.”

“And your towels.”

“And my damn towels.”

“Now tell me one thing that you like about me.”

“You’ve got to be yanking my—”

“Just kidding.” Bert smiled. “Apology accepted. I’m sorry too. About the foot and the jaw thing. Self-defense course. It was just automatic. You okay?”

Roy’s features softened a notch.

“I’m fine. But I swear, it gets out that Einstein busted my lip…”

Bert held out his hand. Roy gave it a halfhearted shake.

“Okay, team—what do we do first?”

Tom winced at Bert’s enthusiasm, but the man was too excited to notice. “First, we locate that tracer in your suitcases and disable it. After that, I’m not sure. We have to find the others, and we have to talk with Phillip Stang.”

“You think Stang was the one pulling the strings that got us suspended?” Roy asked.

Bert made a face. “Well, duh.”

“Then I’d like to go pay the man a visit.”

“He lives on a big estate in Springfield. Possibly guarded. He may not agree to see us, and we don’t have our badges.”

Bert frowned. “Stang can wait. If they’re planning on killing the others, we have to stop it. Or at least warn them.”

“How, Bert? Just call them up and say
, By the way, you’re a clone of William Shakespeare and you’re being stalked by Jack the Ripper
?”

“So the others are just burgers at a fat farm?”

Tom had to think about that one.

“No, they’re not. We don’t even know who they are or where they live, yet. That’ll take some time. We can do it on the way to Stang’s place.”

“Harold’s records all burned up. How we gonna find them? Just call Directory Assistance, say we’re looking for Joan of Arc?”

Roy had a point. They didn’t even have their last names.

“Their Birth Certificates!” Bert snapped his fingers. “That’s how Jessup found me and you. We just get the birth numbers that came before us, and we’ll have their names.”

Tom nodded. “I’ll need an Internet connection. Do you think this town has an all night department store?”

They hailed a cab. Tom made Bert sit in front to avoid any more slugging. Their first move was to have the taxi driver circle the block three times. When it was obvious they weren’t being followed, they hit the nearest bank with a drive-thru ATM. The logic was sound—whoever had the power to get them suspended could just as easily have their bank accounts and credit cards frozen. Tom and Roy each took out a few grand. When it was Bert’s turn, he waffled.

“Come on, man. You’re part of this. You have to contribute.”

“I’m okay.”

“You gonna pay for your plane ticket with a Luny Frog?”

“I have some cash. It’ll be fine.”

They didn’t push it.

The cab stopped at a 24 hour department store, and Tom went in and bought a portable laptop, extra batteries, and a Wifi card. He also got a fireproof lock box, and a replacement inflatable donut for Roy. As they drove to the airport, Tom used a credit card to activate a new wireless Internet account. A few moments later, he was surfing the Cook County database.

“Dammit. I don’t have my birth certificate on me. I need the birth number.”

“Got mine.” Bert reached into his pocket and took out a blue piece of paper. Tom clicked on
SEARCH
and typed in
112-72-0040705
. Bert’s info came onscreen. Since Bert was number 6, and Jessup was 5, Tom typed in the same number minus two—
112-72-0040703
.

“William Masterton. I’m guessing this is Shakespeare.”

“Who’s next?”

Tom checked out number 3. “Joan DeVilliers. Joan of Arc.”

The person right before her was Robert Mitchell—Robert E. Lee, the cop who was impaled last year in Nashville. A damn shame. They sure could have used him right now.

“Who’s number 1?”

“Abraham Wilkens. Lincoln. Okay, those are the good guys. Let’s see about the enemy.”

Tom used the same trick, counting up instead of down, and found out Vlad the Impaler was number 8 and really named Victor Pignosky. Arthur Kilpatrick came next, and then Jack Smythe, the Ripper.

All of the players now had names. It was just a question of finding them.

Roy frowned. “I think my donut has a hole in it.”

“Duh. Every donut has a hole in it.”

“Ha ha, Einstein. I mean I’m leaking air.”

“You probably don’t have the nozzle in right. Let me see it.”

Roy passed it to Bert, and Tom went back to the lap top. He started with Joan. Harold had mentioned she was a Hollywood producer. Tom tried the online Yellow Pages for LA and found over thirty listings for
DeVilliers.

Switching tactics, he got on an engine that searched magazines, limiting his field to
ENTERTAINMENT
. He discovered an article in Variety that mentioned Joan DeVilliers and her company, JDP. Back to the Yellow Pages, and he had a phone number. Tom saved the page.

Next up was Abe. Harold had said he was a used car salesman in Nebraska. Tom tried a meta-search engine this time, using the words
USED+CARS+ABE+NEBRASKA
.

The first hit was
Honest Abe’s Used Autos
. It was located in Lincoln, of all places. There was a large, captioned picture of Abe Wilkens, complete with beard and stovepipe hat, standing in the middle of a car lot. Did the guy know, or was he just playing up the obvious resemblance? Tom saved the info.

Shakespeare was problematic. Tom knew that he wrote ad copy, and that he got good grades in college, but that was it. Without a state or town, it would require some thinking to track him down.

“You have to push the nozzle all the way in, so it’s flush.”

Bert handed the donut back and Roy took a minute to adjust it to the proper position.

“Thanks.”

“You’re welcome.”

How about that? Tom grinned. Actual civility.

“Next time push the nozzle in.”

“I pushed the damn nozzle in.”

“All the way.”

“Maybe I should push your fat head into your neck, all the way.”

“Don’t get mad at me because you’re too dumb to blow up a stupid tube. The instructions must have been killer: step one—blow it up, step two—push the nozzle in.”

The cabbie was all too happy to spit them out at the ABQ Sunport. Tom tipped the driver exceptionally well. The group spent a good twenty minutes checking various terminals before finding a flight back to O’Hare. Before boarding, they commandeered a nice quiet table at a deserted cafe and tore into Bert’s luggage.