Read Is That What People Do? Online
Authors: Robert Sheckley
He turned to go deeper into the island. Then he heard someone calling his name.
“Danta! Danta! Wait!”
It was Anita. Danton hesitated, not sure what to do. She might have decided to leave her people, to live in the green jungle with him. But more realistically, she might have been sent out as a decoy, leading a party of men to destroy him. How could he know where her loyalties lay?
“Danta! Where are you?”
Danton reminded himself that there could never be anything between them. Her people had shown what they thought of natives. They would always distrust him, forever try to kill him....
“Please,
Danta!”
Danton shrugged his shoulders and walked toward her voice.
They met in a little clearing. Anita’s hair was disheveled and her khakis were torn by the jungle briars, but for Danton there could never be a lovelier woman. For an instant, he believed that she had come to join him, flee with him.
Then he saw armed men fifty yards behind her.
“It’s all right,” Anita said. “They’re not going to kill you. They just came along to guard me.”
“Guard you? From
me?”
Danton laughed hollowly.
“They don’t know you as I do,” Anita said. “At the Council meeting today, I told them the truth.”
“You did?”
“Of course. That fight wasn’t your fault and I told everybody so. I told them you fought only to defend yourself. And Jedekiah lied. No pack of natives attacked him. There was only you, and I told them this.”
“Good girl,” Danton said fervently. “Did they believe you?”
“I think so. I explained that the native attack came later.”
Danton groaned. “Look, how could there be a native attack when there aren’t any natives?”
“But there are,” Anita said. “I heard them shouting.”
“Those were your own people.” Danton tried to think of something that would convince her. If he couldn’t convince this one girl, how could he possibly convince the rest of the Hutters?
And then he had it. It was a very simple proof, but its effect would have to be overwhelming.
“You actually believe there was a full-scale native attack,” Danton stated.
“Of course.”
“How many natives?”
“I heard you outnumbered us by at least ten to one.”
“And we were armed?”
“You certainly were.”
“Then how,” Danton asked triumphantly, “do you account for the fact that
not a single Hutter was wounded!”
She stared at him wide-eyed. “But, Danta dear, many of the Hutters were wounded, some seriously. It’s a wonder no one was killed in all that fighting!”
Danton felt as though the ground had been kicked out from under him. For a terrifying minute, he believed her. The Hutters were so certain! Perhaps he did have a tribe, after all, hundreds of bronzed savages like himself, hidden in the jungle, waiting....
“The trader who taught you English,” Anita said, “must have been a very unscrupulous character. It’s against interstellar law, you know, to sell firearms to natives. Someday he’ll be caught and—”
“Firearms?”
“Certainly. You couldn’t use them very accurately, of course. But Simeon said that sheer firepower—”
“1 suppose all your casualties were from gunshot wounds.”
“Yes. The men didn’t let you get close enough to use knives and spears.”
“I see,” Danton said. His proof was utterly demolished. But he felt enormously relieved at having regained his sanity. The disorganized Hutter soldiery had ranged around the jungle, firing at everything that moved—each other. Of course they had gotten into trouble. It was more than a wonder that some of them hadn’t been killed. It was a miracle.
“But I explained that they couldn’t blame you,” said Anita. “You were attacked first and your own people must have thought you were in danger. The Elders thought this was probable.”
“Nice of them,” Danton said.
“They want to be reasonable. After all, they realize that natives are human beings just like ourselves.”
“Are you sure of that?” Danton asked, with feeble irony.
“Of course. So the Elders held a big meeting on native policy and decided it for once and for all. We’re setting aside a thousand acres as a reservation for you and your people. That should be plenty of room, shouldn’t it? The men are putting up the boundary posts now. You’ll live peacefully in your reservation and we’ll live in our own part of the island.”
“What?”
Danton said.
“And to seal the pledge,” Anita continued, “the Elders asked you to accept this.” She handed him a roll of parchment.
“What is it?”
“It’s a peace treaty, declaring the end of the Hutter-New Tahitian war, and pledging our respective peoples to eternal amity.”
Numbly, Danton accepted the parchment. He saw that the men who had accompanied Anita were setting red and black striped posts into the ground. They sang as they worked, happy to have reached a solution for the native problem so quickly and easily.
“But don’t you think,” Danton asked, “that perhaps—ah assimilation might be a better solution?”
“I suggested it,” Anita said, blushing.
“You did? You mean that you would—”
“Of course I would,” said Anita, not looking at him. “I think the amalgamation of two strong races would be a fine and wonderful thing. And, Danta, what wonderful stories and legends you could have told the children!”
“I could have showed them how to fish and hunt,” Danton said, “and which plants are edible, and things like that.”
“And all your colorful tribal songs and dances.” Anita sighed. “It would have been wonderful. I’m sorry, Danta.”
“But something must be possible! Can’t I talk to the Elders? Isn’t there anything I can do?”
“Nothing,” Anita said. “I’d run away with you, Danta, but they’d track us down, no matter how long it took.”
“They’d never find us,” Danton promised.
“Perhaps. I’d be willing to take the chance.”
“Darling!”
“But I can’t. Your poor people, Danta! The Hutters would take hostages, kill them if I weren’t returned.”
“I don’t have any people! I don’t, damn it!”
“It’s sweet of you to say that,” Anita said tenderly. “But lives cannot be sacrificed just for the love of two individuals. You must tell your people not to cross the boundary lines, Danta. They’ll be shot. Goodbye, and remember, it is best to live in the path of peace.”
She hurried away from him. Danton watched her go, angry at her noble sentiments which separated them for no reason at all, yet loving her for the love she showed his people. That his people were imaginary didn’t count. It was the thought that mattered.
At last he turned and walked deep into the jungle.
He stopped by a still pool of black water, overhung with giant trees and bordered by flowering ferns, and here he tried to plan the rest of his life. Anita was gone; all commerce with human beings was gone. He didn’t need any of them, he told himself. He had his reservation. He could replant his vegetable garden, carve more statues, compose more sonatas, start another journal....
“To hell with that!” he shouted to the trees. He didn’t
want
to sublimate any longer. He wanted Anita and he wanted to live with humans. He was tired of being alone.
What could he do about it?
There didn’t seem to be anything. He leaned back against a tree and stared at New Tahiti’s impossibly blue sky. If only the Hutters weren’t so superstitious, so afraid of natives, so....
And then it came to him, a plan so absurd, so dangerous....
“It’s worth a try,” Danton said to himself, “even if they kill me.”
He trotted off toward the Hutter boundary line.
A sentry saw him as he neared the vicinity of the spaceship and leveled his rifle. Danton raised both arms.
“Don’t fire! I have to speak with your leaders!”
“Get back on your reservation,” the sentry warned. “Get back or I’ll shoot.”
“I have to speak to Simeon,” Danton stated, holding his ground.
“Orders is orders,” said the sentry, taking aim.
“Just a minute.” Simeon stepped out of the ship, frowning deeply. “What is all this?”
“That native came back,” the sentry said. “Shall I pop him, sir?”
“What do you want?” Simeon asked Danton.
“I have come here to bring you,” Danton roared,
“a declaration of war!”
That woke up the Hutter camp. In a few minutes, every man, woman, and child had gathered near the spaceship. The Elders, a council of old men distinguished by their long white beards, were standing to one side.
“You accepted the peace treaty,” Simeon pointed out.
“I had a talk with the other chiefs of the island,” Danton said, stepping forward. “We feel the treaty is not fair. New Tahiti is ours. It belonged to our fathers and to our fathers’ fathers. Here we have raised our children, sown our corn, and reaped the breadfruit. We will not live on the reservation!”
“Oh, Danta!” Anita cried, appearing from the spaceship. “I asked you to bring peace to your people!”
“They wouldn’t listen,” Danton said. “All the tribes are gathering. Not only my own people, the Cynochi, but the Drovati, the Lorognasti, the Retellsmbroichi, and the Vitelli. Plus, naturally, their sub-tribes and dependencies.”
“How many are you?” Simeon asked.
“Fifty or sixty thousand. Of course, we don’t all have rifles. Most of us will have to rely on more primitive weapons, such as poisoned arrows and darts.”
A nervous murmur arose from the crowd.
“Many of us will be killed,” Danton said stonily. “We do not care. Every New Tahitian will fight like a lion. We are a thousand to your one. We have cousins on the other islands who will join us. No matter what the cost in human life and misery, we will drive you into the sea. I have spoken.”
He turned and started back into the jungle, walking with stiff dignity.
“Shall I pop him now, sir?” the sentry begged.
“Put down that rifle, you fool!” Simeon snapped. “Wait, Danta! Surely we can come to terms. Bloodshed is senseless.”
“I agree,” Danton said soberly.
“What do you want?”
“Equal rights!”
The Elders went into an immediate conference. Simeon listened to them, then turned to Danton.
“That may be possible. Is there anything else?”
“Nothing,” Danton said. “Except, naturally, an alliance between the ruling clan of the Hutters and the ruling clan of the New Tahitians, to seal the bargain. Marriage would be best.”
After going into conference again, the Elders gave their instructions to Simeon. The military chief was obviously disturbed. The cords stood out on his neck, but with an effort he controlled himself, bowed his agreement to the Elders and marched up to Danton.
“The Elders have authorized me,” he said, “to offer you an alliance of blood brotherhood. You and I, representing the leading clans of our peoples, will mingle our blood together in a beautiful and highly symbolic ceremony, then break bread, take salt—”
“Sorry,” Danton said. “We New Tahitians don’t hold with that sort of thing. It has to be marriage.”
“But damn it all, man—”
“That is my last word.”
“We’ll never accept! Never!”
“Then it’s war,” Danton declared and walked into the jungle.
He was in a mood for making war. But how, he asked himself, does a single native fight against a spaceship full of armed men?
He was brooding on this when Simeon and Anita came to him through the jungle.
“All right,” Simeon said angrily. “The Elders have decided. We Hutters are sick of running from planet to planet. We’ve had this problem before and I suppose we’d just go somewhere else and have it again. We’re sick and tired of the whole native problem, so I guess—”he gulped hard, but manfully finished the sentence—”we’d better assimilate. At least, that’s what the Elders think. Personally, I’d rather fight.”
“You’d lose,” Danton assured him, and at that moment he felt he could take on the Hutters single-handed and win.
“Maybe so,” Simeon admitted. “Anyhow, you can thank Anita for making the peace possible.”
“Anita? Why?”
“Why, man, she’s the only girl in the camp who’d marry a naked, dirty, heathen savage!”
And so they were married, and Danta, now known as the White Man’s Friend, settled down to help the Hutters conquer their new land. They, in turn, introduced him to the marvels of civilization. He was taught Twelve-hand Bridge and Mass Dancing. And soon the Hutters built their first Subway—for a civilized people must release their aggressions—and that game was shown to Danta, too.
He tried to master the spirit of the classic Earth pastime, but it was obviously beyond the comprehension of his savage soul. Civilization stifled him, so Danta and his wife moved across the planet, always following the frontier, staying far from the amenities of civilization.
Anthropologists frequently came to visit him. They recorded all the stories he told his children, the ancient and beautiful legends of New Tahiti—tales of sky gods and water demons, fire sprites and woodland nymphs, and how Katamandura was ordered to create the world out of nothingness in just three days, and what his reward for this was, and what Jevasi said to Hootmenlati when they met in the underworld, and the strange outcome of this meeting.
The anthropologists noted similarities between these legends and certain legends of Earth, and several interesting theories were put forth. And they were interested in the great sandstone statues on the main island of New Tahiti, weird and haunting works which no viewer could forget, clearly the work of a pre-New Tahitian race, of whom no trace could ever be found.
But most fascinating of all for the scientific workers was the problem of the New Tahitians themselves. Those happy, laughing, bronzed savages, bigger, stronger, handsomer, and healthier than any other race, had melted away at the coming of the white man. Only a few of the older Hutters could remember having met them in any numbers and their tales were considered none too reliable.
“My people?” Danta would say, when questioned. “Ah, they could not stand the white man’s diseases, the white man’s mechanical civilization, the white man’s harsh and repressive ways. They are in a happier place now, in Valhoola beyond the sky. And someday I shall go there, too.”