Inspector Zhang and the Disappearing Drugs (6 page)

"You are a wonderful detective, Inspector Zhang."

Inspector Zhang smiled but said nothing.

Later that night, Inspector Zhang's wife served him
fish head bee hoon
, a creamy vermicelli noodle soup with chunks of fried fish head, one of his favourite dishes. They were sitting at the dining table and the television was on, with the sound down low.
 
Mrs. Zhang poured red wine into her husband's glass and he smiled his thanks. On the television, a beaming Senior Assistant Commissioner was standing next to Inspector Kwok who was being interviewed by a reporter from Channel News Asia. Behind them were the ten cardboard boxes that had been opened to reveal the drugs inside.
 
Mr. Yin had obviously given the drugs to the police, probably hoping to escape the death penalty.

"Isn't that the case you were working on?" she asked.

"Yes," said Inspector Zhang, watching as Inspector Kwok flashed the reporter a beaming smile. "Yes it is."

"So why aren't they interviewing you?"

Inspector Zhang took a sip of his wine.
 
"I suppose I'm not handsome enough for television," he said.

"You're much more handsome than the Senior Assistant Commissioner," said Mrs. Zhang.

"They eye of the beholder," said Inspector Zhang.

Mrs. Zhang watched as the reporter continued to interview Inspector Kwok. "She's very pretty," she said.

"Yes, she is."

"Is she a good detective?"

Inspector Zhang looked a little pained. "She will do very well in the Singapore Police Force," he said. "She is destined for great things."

"But she is not a good detective?"

"My own Sergeant Lee is better," said Inspector Zhang.

"But not as pretty."

Inspector Zhang raised his wine glass to her. "No, my dear. Not as pretty. And neither of them hold a candle to you."

"Is there something going on between the Senior Assistant Commissioner and the pretty inspector?" asked Mrs. Zhang quietly.

"Why do you ask?"

"Just they way they stand together, the way that he keeps looking at her and once I saw him rub his wedding ring as if it was troubling him."

Inspector Zhang chuckled softly. "My dear, you would make a great detective," he said, reaching for his chopsticks and spoon.

THE END

There are three more Inspector Zhang short stories available on Kindle – Inspector Zhang Gets His Wish, Inspector Zhang And The Falling Woman and Inspector Zhang And The Dead Thai Gangster. And there will be more cases for Inspector Zhang to solve in the near future.
 

In the meantime, if you would like to meet another detective based in Asia, why not try Bangkok Bob and the Missing Mormon?

Long-term Bangkok resident and former New Orleans cop Bob Turtledove has the knack of getting people out of difficult situations. So when a young man from Utah goes missing in Bangkok, his parents are soon knocking on Bob's door asking for help.

But what starts out as a simple missing person case takes a deadly turn as Bangkok Bob's search for the missing Mormon brings him up against Russian gangsters, hired killers, corrupt cops and kickboxing thugs. And he learns that even in the Land of Smiles, people can have murder on their minds.

Here are the first few chapters:

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CHAPTER 1

She was wearing a lurid Versace silk shirt, had a diamond-studded Rolex watch on her wrist, diamante Gucci sunglasses perched on top of her head and a Louis Vuitton handbag on her lap. She pretty much had all brand name bases covered but she still looked like a sixty-year-old woman with more money than taste. She had brought her large Mercedes to a stop next to a fruit stall and she wound down the passenger side window and waved a ring-encrusted hand at the fruit vendor. I was sitting behind her in a taxi that had only just managed to avoid slamming into her trunk.

The fruit vendor was also in her sixties but had clearly had a much harder life than the woman in the Mercedes. Her face was pockmarked with old acne scars and her stomach bulged against her stained apron as she weighed out mangoes for a young housewife.
 
The fruit vendor pocketed the housewife's money and waddled over to the car and bent down to listen to the woman, then nodded and hurried back to her stall. The driver tapped out a number on her cell phone and began an animated conversation.

“Hi-so,” said my taxi driver, pulling a face. He wound down his window, cleared his throat, and spat a stream of greenish phlegm into the street.

Hi-so.

High society.

From a good family.
But in Thailand being from a good family didn't necessarily equate to good manners. The woman in the Mercedes almost certainly wasn't aware of the dozen or so cars waiting patiently for her to get out of the way. And even if she was aware, she wouldn't have cared. After all, she had the Mercedes and the diamond-encrusted Rolex and we didn't, so it really didn't matter that she was holding us up. It was the natural order of things.

There was no point in getting upset. She would move when she was ready, and not before and there was nothing that
I or the taxi driver
could say or do that would change that. Acceptance was the only option.

The Thais have an expression for it.

Jai yen.

Cool heart.

Don't worry.

Be happy.

Sometimes, for emphasis, they say jai yen
yen
.

Real cool heart.

I settled back in my seat and turned to the letters page of the Bangkok Post. A reader in Chiang Mai was complaining about the air quality. The farmers around the city were carrying out their annual field burnings and the mayor had warned the population to stay indoors with their windows closed. A Manchester City fan was complaining that he could only get a Thai commentary for his team's last match. A reader in Bangkok was complaining about his erratic cable wi-fi service. For many people Thailand was the Land Of Smiles, but the average Bangkok Post reader seemed to spend most of his time complaining about the state of the country.

The fruit vendor hurried over to the Mercedes with a bag of mangoes. She handed them through the window. The woman put her cell phone on the dashboard and then took the mangoes out of the bag one by one, sniffing them and squeezing them to check their ripeness. She rejected one, and the fruit vendor went back to her stall to replace it. The woman picked up her cell phone and resumed her conversation.

I twisted around in my seat. There were now two dozen cars behind us, and a bus. The air was shimmering with exhaust fumes.

Jai yen.

I went back to my paper.
 
A tourist from Norway was complaining of the double pricing for foreigners at the Lumpini Boxing Stadium.
 
Tourists paid up to ten times what locals were charged, she said, and that wasn't fair. I smiled. Fairness wasn't a concept that necessarily applied to Thailand, especially where foreigners were concerned.

The fruit vendor returned with a replacement mango. The woman smelled it, squeezed it,
then
put it into the carrier bag. She opened her Louis Vuitton handbag and took out a Prada purse and handed the vendor a red hundred baht note. The vendor zipped open the bag around her waist, slipped in the banknote and took out the woman's change. The woman took the change, checked it, put the money into the Prada purse, put the purse into her handbag, placed it on the passenger seat and closed the window. I didn't see her thank the fruit vendor, but that was par for the course for Thailand. Women who drove expensive imported cars did not generally say “please" or “thank you", at least not to fruit vendors. The window wound up, the woman checked her make-up in her driving mirror, then put the Mercedes into gear.

We were off.

Finally.

Jai yen.

The taxi moved forward. The Mercedes lady was talking on her cell phone again.
 
She indicated a right turn but then turned left on to Sukhumvit Road, oblivious to the motorcycle that narrowly missed slamming into her offside wing.

The traffic light turned red and the taxi jerked to a halt. There were two policemen sitting in the booth across the road from us. It was getting close to the end of the month which meant that the police were looking for any excuse to pull over motorists and either issue a ticket to meet their quota or collect some tea money to pay their minor wife's rent. Bangkok's traffic light system was perfectly capable of being co-ordinated by a multi-million-pound computer system but more often than not the police would override it and do the changes manually, using walkie-talkies to liaise with their colleagues down the road. That meant that when a light turned red, you had no idea how long it would stay that way. Your fate lay in the hands of a man in a tight-fitting brown uniform with a gun on his hip.

Jai yen.

I went back to my paper. My taxi driver wound down his window and spat throatily into the street again.

Just another day in Paradise.

Not.

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CHAPTER 2

Ying is a stunner. A little over five feet tall with waist-length glossy black hair and cheekbones you could cut steel plate with, a trim waist and breasts that are, frankly, spectacular.

Whoa, hoss.

Stop right there.

I'm married and old enough to be her father.

 
And I'm her boss, hoss.

She looked over her shoulder and flashed her perfect white teeth at me as I walked into the shop.

My shop.

Dao-Nok Antiques. It's sort of a pun on my name. Dao-Nok is Thai for turtle-bird and my name's Turtledove. I'm not sure if anyone else gets it but it makes me smile.

Ying was carefully rolling bubble-wrap around a wooden Chinese screen that we were shipping to Belgium. “Good morning Khun Bob,” she said.

Khun. It means mister, but it's also a sign of respect. She respects me because I'm older than her and because I'm her boss.

“You are late,” she added, still smiling.

Not much respect there. But she wasn't being
critical,
she was just stating a fact. I was normally in the shop by nine and it was now nine-thirty.

“There was a mango queue,” I said.

“I see,” she said, even though she didn't.

“All the way down Soi Thonglor.”

“I told them you wouldn't be long.”

“I see,” I said, even though I didn't.

“They're waiting, in your office.”

I frowned. “And they would be…?”

“An American couple. They need your help.”

There was a coffee maker by the cash register and I poured myself a cup and took it upstairs. The door to my office was open and my two visitors looked up, smiling hesitantly. He was a big man run to fat, in his mid to late forties. His wife was half his size, with wispy blonde hair, and probably five years younger. He pushed himself up out of his chair and offered me his hand. It was a big hand, almost square with the fingernails neatly-clipped, but it had no strength in it when we shook.
 
“Jonathon Clare,” he said in a Midwestern accent.
 
“This is my wife Isabelle.”