Authors: Catherine Aird
âWhy?'
âWhite said he wanted Tolland to stand there to hear the engine runningâif he could.'
âWhy shouldn't he have heard it?' asked Sloan. âWas he deaf or something?'
Inspector Harpe looked disappointed. âDon't you remember that old ad about the Rolls-Royce clock being the only thing you could hear when the engine was running or something?'
âHarry, I'm not a motor man and I'm not an advertising man, just a plain old-fashioned policeman, detective branch. What about the brakes?'
âI think,' said Inspector Harpe judiciously, âyou could say that the brakes were half on.'
âOr half off,' observed Detective Inspector Sloan detachedly.
âNot that that should have made all that difference,' said Harpe. âAccording to an independent witnessâthe owner of the next car alongâan old Armstrong Siddeleyâpaintwork still black as nightâthey built cars to last in those days, Sloan â¦'
âThe witness â¦' Sloan reminded him. He himself was never prepared to describe any witness, sight unseen, as independent but then, he would have been the first to admit, he was in the detective branch.
âThe witness said that the engine of the Jaguar had been running for quite a little while before the car moved forward apparently all on its own.'
âOdd,' agreed Sloan thoughtfully.
âApparently Ned Tolland â¦'
âThe victim,' said Sloan. There was, after all, no doubt about that.
âHim,' said Harpe ungrammatically. âApparently he hadn't been all that keen on taking the car in the first place. He'd already got an old Lanchester, you see, and anyway the car was worth more than what White owed him.'
âSo there would've been a balance payable?'
âSeems as if that was one of the things that was putting Ned Molland off buying,' said Harpe, who had obviously been pretty diligent in his way. âAll White'll get now, of course, will be the insurance money.'
âAnd his debt rubbed out,' murmured Sloan reflectively, âif it was a gaming one.'
âMust say I hadn't thought of that,' admitted Harpe.
âBrake cable didn't fail?' asked Sloan, though he knew Happy Harry would have checked on that too.
âNo.' Harpe frowned.
âWhy did White leave the engine ticking over and the gear shift in drive?' asked Sloan. âSounds dangerous to me.'
âOh, you can do that with an automatic. No problem.'
âWell, there was this time, from the sound of it. Why did he do it, anyway?'
âLike I said, I think he just wanted to impress on Ned Molland how quiet the engine was.'
âAnd instead,' remarked Sloan, âhe seems to have impressed the engine on him, poor fellow. Well, Harry, put me out of my misery. If it wasn't the brakes, what was it then? Mice?'
âI don't think it was mice, Sloan,' said Inspector Harpe seriously. âI think it was just old age and bad luck.'
âWhat was?'
âThe hose connecting the manifold to the brake servo breaking just when it did. It's rubber and I should say that it was pretty badly perished to start with.' Harry drained his tea and said lugubriously: âOnly to be expected in a car of that date, of course, though there was a patch of oil on it too and that always accelerates perishing. All it needed was the vibration from the engine running for a bit to fracture it completely.'
âThen what?' Sloan held up a hand: âBut spare me too many technicalities, Harry.'
âWhen that hose breaks you lose your vacuum,' said Happy Harry simply.
âAnd we all know that Nature abhors a vacuum,' said Sloan patiently. âSo what happens next?'
âYou get a sudden inrush of air into the manifold.'
âAnd?' said Sloan, draining his cup.
âAnd that would cause the engine to speed up momentarily.'
âWould it, indeed?' said Sloan thoughtfully.
âAnd that,' continued Harpe, âwould bring the torque converter into operation.'
âSo?'
âSo the car would leap forward before the engine died.'
âThe creditor it was who died,' murmured Sloan almost to himself.
âI reckon that White was dead lucky not to have got killed, too,' said Inspector Harpe. âIf he hadn't been standing where he was, to one side, he would have been. More tea?'
âThanks,' replied Sloan abstractedly. âHarry, what about the rest of the engine? Did you find anything wrong at all?'
âNot a thing. I went over the inside, too.' He sighed. âI checked the dashboard. Lovely piece of work â¦'
âWhat is?' said Sloan, his mind elsewhere.
âThe dashboard. Polished walnut. You don't see that sort of thing any more these days.' He sighed again. âI'd quite forgotten how good real leather smells.' Inspector Harpe got to his feet. âAnother round of sandwiches, too? Ham, wasn't it?'
âNo, thanks. Just the tea.' Sloan sat and stared unseeingly round the police canteen, his mind elsewhere, until Inspector Harpe came back.
âOne tea, no sugar, coming up â¦'
âHarry, that was no accident last night.'
âWhat?' said Harry, lowering his cup without drinking anything. âSloan, are you saying that â¦'
âI am suggesting that the car might have a lovely smell but that the accident has a very nasty one.' He leaned forward. âListen, Harry, suppose this man Daniel White created just the right degree of perishing in the vacuum pipe himself and knew that the vibration caused by letting the engine run for a little while would mean that sooner or later it would be bound to fracture â¦'
âHaving carefully placed his victim in front of and slightly below the car before it shot forward,' contributed the Traffic man intelligently.
Sloan nodded. You could say this for old Harry: he wasn't slow to cotton on. âAnd having set things up so that he wasn't in the car himself â¦'
âNeat, I call it,' said Harpe appreciatively.
âAll White had to do,' said Sloan, âwas to stand well back himself and he's in the clear in both senses. How to lose a creditor and collect on the insurance inâerâone fell swoop.' He drained his tea. âI'd say you were dealing with murder, Harry.'
âOh, no, I'm not,' said Inspector Harpe vigorously. âYou are, Sloan. It's not my department. I'm Traffic, remember?'
ONE UNDER THE EIGHT
âAh, Sloan, there you are.' The Assistant Chief Constable looked up from behind a very large desk indeed. âCome along in.'
âThank you, sir,' said Sloan warily. He had no idea why he had been summoned so suddenly to this august presence. It couldn't be for a breach of discipline because in that case the rules and regulations called for him to have had a rousting from his own Superintendent first and he hadn't.
âAnd take a seat.'
âThank you, sir.'
Detective Inspector Sloan didn't relax. Although as far as he knew he hadn't blotted his copy-book, in these post-Sheehy days you never could tell.
âI dare say, Inspector,' the Assistant Chief Constable stroked a lean chin, âyou like to be kept in touch with what's going on in your manor.'
âNaturally, sir.' That was a safe enough thing to say, surely?
The Assistant Chief Constable steepled his long bony fingers. âIt's rather a delicate matter.'
âI understand, sir.' And Sloan thought that he did. The Assistant Chief Constable was unusual in that as well as being a university graduate, he was unmistakably a member of Calleshire's upper crust of County families. Well connected, it was called. It wouldn't be altogether surprising, then, if one of Calleshire's
gratin
did have a serious problem, for it to reach firstâand quite informallyâone of their own.
Sloan cast about rapidly in his mind. There had been no rumour of trouble at Calle Castle and as far as he knew none of the Earl of Ornum's notoriously high-spirited family was in difficulties just now.
âOne has to be so careful,' said the ACC vaguely, âwhenâerâoutside agencies are involved. Protocol and so forth.'
âQuite,' said Sloan. It wasn't the Duke of Calleshire, then.
âTact and diplomacy, Sloan. That's what we need.'
âYes, sir.' Or the Earl of Ornum's younger sons.
âAnd totalâerâreliability.'
Sloan made a noncommittal sound far down in his throat. He wasn't pledging himself to a conspiracy to defeat the ends of justice for anybody. Discretion, yes; privilege, no.
âDon't want the Constabulary to be seen putting its oar in too heavily either, of course, even though it's our own bailiwick.'
âNo, sir,' said Sloan, still mystified.
âNothing in writing, naturally.'
âI see, sir.' Now that Sloan came to look properly at the ACC's desk he saw that in fact there was nothing on it.
âQuite a tricky business, actually.'
âWhat outside agency, exactly, sir?' They'd got a nutter who lived under the railway arches in Berebury who attributed all his difficulties to unnamed âoutside agencies'.
âGood question, Sloan.' He nodded and said âThey were a bit cagey about telling me what they were called.'
âI see, sir.' The chap under the arches at Berebury would never be specific either.
âIt's one of these new Intelligence outfits that's a bit wary of saying exactly what it does.'
âAh,' said Sloan.
âDepartment K is what we're to call it. Run by someone known only as Troy.'
âA woman?'
âCould be,' agreed the ACC. âThey usually are these days.'
That women were better at Intelligence work was something some male chauvinists found hard to accept. The others merely attributed it to a natural talent to deceive.
âAnd there's something in myâourâpatch, sir, that interests them?' said Sloan in spite of himself.
âThere's Sir Paul Markham.'
âOver at Almstone?' Even Sloan had heard of him, distinguished scientists being few and far between in the rural hinterland of the market town of Berebury.
âNone other. Clever chap, Sir Paul.'
âSo I've heard, sir.'
âKnows a lot about rare metals.'
âDoes he, sir?'
The Assistant Chief Constable studied his finger-tips. âThe Ministry of Defence is always interested in rare metals.'
âI can see that they might be, sir.'
âUnfortunately'âthe ACC sounded genuinely regretfulââit would seem that the men from the Ministry so to speak are not the only people interested in rare metalsâor, rather more pertinently, in Sir Paul Markham.'
âWho knows all about them?'
âJust so, Inspector. Happily, it would seem that this interest extends not so much to his person â¦'
Sloan nodded. It wasn't a case of murder or abduction that was the problem, then.
â⦠as in the outcome of his latest researches into some element called querremitte.'
âSomeone else wants them?'
âSomeone else would appear to have got them,' said the ACC cogently.
Sloan thought he began to see where he came in. âFrom his house?'
âYes. That's the interesting thing.' The ACC leaned forward. âYou see, Inspector, this department â¦'
âK?' This was the sort of thing he'd read in comics when he was still at school.
âNone other. Only hours before they had rigged his house up with what they thought was a totally secure alarm system.'
âAnd,' divined Sloan, who thought he now knew why he'd been summoned, âthis department doesn't want anyone to know they've failed?'
âThat's one thing.'
âAnd they want to be allowed to find out why before â¦'
âHow and who, actually.'
â⦠their system failed before anyone else does?'
âYou've got it in one, Inspector.'
âAnd you mean, sir, they want to be left alone to find out without our coming into it at all?' Sloan sat back a little. âOn our patch without us, you might say?'
âPrecisely,' agreed the ACC. âAnd they're just telling us out of courtesy.'
âAnd,' said Sloan, âto stop us taking any action on our own part should anythingâerâcome to our attention?'
âExactly. Or,' the ACC extended this, âeven should the loss be reported to us by anyone else. I gather Sir Paul is very, very cross.' He paused and then added slowly: That's what they want ⦠I, on the other hand, would like something else, Inspector.'
âSir?'
âIt'd be a bit of a feather in Calleshire's cap if we could get there ahead of them, wouldn't it?'
âYes, sir,' agreed Sloan neutrally. He couldn't very well suggest that the ACC must be joking. There was, after all, his pension to think of.
âYou see, it wasn't just a simple break-in.'
Sloan would have liked to have asked whether that was good or bad but he held his peace.
The ACC shook his head. âOh, no. Department K've got a bigger problem than that in the woodwork. Much bigger.'
âSir?'
âThis security system of theirsâwhich they'd only just fitted to Sir Paul's house, rememberârelied on a code number being programmed into the control panel.'
âThey nearly always do.' Sloan thought he was familiar with almost all the devices on the market designed to help the prudent householder try to protect his possessions. Department K, though, probably had a few he didn't know about.
âThis number was, at the time of the break-in, known to only three people besides Sir Paul himself.'
âThat narrows the field nicely, sir, doesn't it?'
âAll of them,' said the ACC impressively, âmembers of Department K.'
âWhat!'
âI thought that would get you, Sloan,' said the ACC with visible satisfaction. âIt did me and it has Department K.'
âBut how come ⦠sorry, sir ⦠I mean in what circumstances was the code passed on?'