Inappropriate Thoughts (Victoria Wilde #1) (32 page)

Jillian gave him a curious look. "What were you
going to say?"

Motioning with his hand for her to let it go, he
shook his head no.

"Come on." Jillian folded her arms across her
chest and pouted. "What issue do you think we have?"

"You know that time we tried to do, uh... and it
didn’t..."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

He bit his lip then took a sip of his drink
before apprehensively looking back at her. "It's nothing,
really."

Victoria smiled. This was getting good.

Jillian’s expression softened a little. "Really,
it's okay, you can say it."

He leaned over and whispered in her ear. With
enlightenment spreading across her face, Jillian nodded. "Yeah,
that didn’t go well. We should really try again—like a year from
now, or something."

Her curiosity piqued, Victoria asked, "What
didn't go well?"

Unsure whether to share this information,
Jillian eventually shrugged her shoulders at Brian. "You might as
well tell her. She held your penis in her hand for, like, two
minutes, for God’s sake."

Victoria chuckled. "He told you about that?"

"He tells me everything."

Brian
Brian grinned. "Not everything."

"I was only trying to help him put... everything
away," Victoria explained.

Rolling her eyes, Jillian gave her a half-smile.
"Okay, yeah."

"So what is it? I’m dying to know."

"It’s, uh…" He exhaled deeply. "Anal sex. We
tried it, and… it didn’t exactly go well."

Victoria’s face lit up. "You two haven’t had
amazing anal sex yet? You’ve come to the right place. I’m an expert
on backdoor pleasures."

"You must be proud." Jillian cracked a sarcastic
smile.

"Don’t knock it until you’ve
tried—I mean
done
it successfully. You’ll never have a bigger
orgasm."

"Really?" Brian asked.

"Oh, yes, especially if you combine slow, gentle
anal penetration with clitoral stimulation."

Jillian wore a sour expression. "Do we have to
talk about this?"

"Oh, lighten up." Victoria dismissed her with a
wave of her hand.

He moved to the edge of his seat. "But how does
everything fit? I mean, is it really supposed to fit in there?"

"You’d be surprised. That area can open up a lot
more than you think. Much more than the vagina, in fact."

"I didn’t know that." After nodding mesmerized
for a moment, he turned his attention to Jillian with his eyebrows
raised.

Jillian made a face. "I really don’t want to
talk about this. It’s, uh..."

"Well, what do you want to talk about?"

"Can’t we just sit here and enjoy the
night?"

Brian lounged back in his chair, and they all
sat in silence for a nearly a minute.

While looking down at her empty glass, Victoria
suddenly smiled. "You guys want to smoke a joint? I got some of
that same stuff you both enjoyed that night in the pool."

The blissful couple shared a grin.

Twenty minutes later, the three were all
half-baked, and Jillian had changed her attitude slightly about
sharing details of their anal sex issue. In fact, she wouldn't shut
up about it. Victoria listened, captivated, while Brian wore a
silly grin. The combination of wine, vodka, and marijuana was
creating a sort of mellow, sensual, open vibe at the small
gathering.

"He was licking my ass, and it felt, uh...
incredible."

"Oh, God, I love when a guy does that to me,
and…" Victoria looked away with her words trailing off as if she
were reliving the memory.

Jillian raised her eyebrows. "His penis is so
thick."

"What?" Victoria whispered breathlessly, still
caught up in the fantasy.

"His penis. It's really thick."

Victoria returned her attention to Jillian. "I
know." Glancing over at Brian, she caught his proud look.

"It felt great as he rubbed it against me back
there. Really amazing... you know, before he tried to put it in.
But I moved my hips the wrong way or something, the head slipped
in, and it really hurt."

Brian put his hands behind his head and simply
watched them, smiling and loving being the topic of
conversation.

Victoria put her hand to her chin. "Did you use
enough lube?"

"I think so."

"Did he prime you first?"

Giggling, Jillian looked at her in
confusion.

"Did he use a lubed finger first to get you
ready?"

"Oh,
primed
... that’s a stupid word."
Jillian looked at Brian for the answer.

He looked at them, insulted. "No, I didn’t. I
did not put my finger in her ass."

"Well, that’s part of the problem," Victoria
said smugly.

Jillian nodded at him. "See, this was your
fault."

Pulling his hands from his head, Brian’s jaw
dropped. "Look, it was our first time. We were bound to hit a few
speed bumps."

Victoria sat up in her chair and asked
accusatorily, "And Jillian, when he tried to put it in, did you
push out like you were trying to go to the bathroom?"

Jillian looked at her horrified. "I definitely
didn’t do that."

"That's very important."

"Really?" Jillian stared back at her with a
furrowed brow.

"It’s pretty much the most important part."

Brian gave Jillian a snotty look, and she
shrugged her shoulders back at him. "Sorry. I’m not like your
friend, Natalie. I don’t do this with every guy I meet."

The three broke into laughter. After they
composed themselves, they each took another hit. Jillian and Brian
sat back in their chairs, particularly high but a touch depressed.
Victoria studied their lost expressions and grinned. "Hey, you guys
want to watch some porn? It will be educational. I’ve got this
great backdoor scene. It’s one of my favorites. It’s really hot,
and it just might help."

He widened his eyes at Jillian, and she looked
to be on the fence. "Come on—it’ll be fun, and we might just learn
something."

Jillian, Brian, and Victoria sat on the sofa
together as the X-rated scene began on the screen.

An attractive woman wearing a tight, short
skirt peered through a telescope as she stood on a balcony of a
large mansion. The woman stroked the side of the telescope
seductively. The scene cut to the view through the telescope: a
house, evidently nearby, where a man was watching two nude women
masturbate. The scene cut back to the woman looking through the
telescope. A tall man came up behind her and got on his knees.

"That’s Antonio." Victoria adjusted in her seat.
"He’s so hot."

The woman didn’t look back at all as Antonio
pulled down her skirt, then her panties, and dived right in to
gently licking her ass.

Brian scoffed. "Who does that? You can’t just go
up to some woman and start licking her ass. Does he even know
her?"

"I know... I hate a porn movie with no plot,"
Jillian said.

Victoria exhaled. "He does
know her. They are
very
close. Could you two just enjoy the
movie?"

Brian and Jillian shared a silly grin as
Victoria reached into a drawer and pulled out another joint.

Jillian looked at her gape-mouthed.
"Really?"

"You guys smoked most of the other one."
Victoria lit it up, took a hit, and offered it to Jillian. She
shook her head no. She offered it to Brian, and he grabbed it as
all three looked back at the screen.

Antonio continued licking the woman’s
shapely ass as she pushed it out farther toward him. He licked her
faster as she moaned loudly and pulled her head away from the
telescope to glance back at him. After staring at him and licking
her lips, she retuned her attention to the telescope. The scene cut
to the other house, where two women were performing oral sex on the
lucky guy with an average-sized penis. Both women were taking
turns, and the guy appeared, quite naturally, to absolutely love
it.

"Wow." Brian smiled with his eyes fixed on the
screen.

Victoria took a hit off the joint. "You’ve never
had two women do that to you, have you, Brian?"

"Uh, no."

Jillian glared at Victoria. "Don’t start."

"What?"

"Just give me the joint." Jillian rolled her
eyes. Victoria handed it over; Jillian took a big hit and handed it
to Brian.

Victoria opened her hand to Brian to receive the
joint. "Just wait till you see Antonio."

All eyes were glued to the screen in
anticipation.

Back in the mansion, the woman was kneeling
in front of Antonio. Pulling down his pants, she discovered he
wasn’t wearing underwear. His huge, uncircumcised, nearly hard
penis sprang out before her. The woman licked her lips and covered
him with her mouth. Antonio groaned. She kept working him until he
reached full size. When she finally pulled her mouth back, she
looked at his massive cock, her eyes wide.

"Can we go back to the other guy? I was much
more comfortable with his performance... Shit, that’s not real. Is
it?" Brian scoffed.

"It definitely is real." Victoria lifted her
head higher. "He’s nine inches long and over six inches
around."

Jillian, mesmerized by the scene, remained glued
to the screen. "How do you know this?"

"I know his stats. I got them off his Web
site."

Jillian and Brian shared an odd look and
returned to the screen.

"Wow, that’s some penis," Jillian said.

"The big ones like that are amazing," Victoria
added.

"You’ve been with a guy that big?" Jillian
stared at her with her mouth wide open.

"Many times. A cock like that can really fill
you up. There’s nothing like it. You should really try it."

Brian glared at Victoria, but she had her eyes
focusing hard on the close-up of Antonio's prize. He glanced at
Jillian and found her eyes were also locked on the screen, and she
was wearing an expression of awe. Both women were breathing
heavily. He gave them a sick look. "Girls, I’m right here. Could
you stop drooling over his huge penis? I’m surprised he hasn’t
fainted from blood loss."

"He’s really talented," Jillian replied.

"All right, no more comments
about
Mutantcock
." He covered his eyes as if he really didn’t want to
watch.

"Okay, jealous boy." Jillian looked at him.
Placing her hand on his arm, she rubbed him. "Your penis is
cute."

"It is," Victoria agreed.

"Cute? I believe you both said it was gorgeous
on separate occasions."

As both women looked at him, appearing to be
confused, he stared back at them, astounded.

Victoria asked, "When did I say that?"

"Um, when you were holding it." Moving his gaze
to Jillian's still-lost expression, he conceded, "Well, you might
have been hopped up on Ambien when you said it, but..."

Jillian returned a casual nod as Victoria
searched her memory. "Yes, that’s right. I did say that."

The woman was now deep-throating
Antonio.

"Wow, now there’s a talent." He stared at the
screen with renewed interest.

"I can do that," Victoria announced proudly.

"With one that big?" Jillian asked.

"Sure."

"Can you teach Jillian how to do it? He has at
least two inches on me, and she can't even handle my tiny, little,
cute one," he said a little sarcastically.

Jillian glared at him.

"What? I thought we were all being honest with
our feelings."

"If you ever want me to do that again, just
watch it."

After giving her a sheepish look, he returned to
the video. The two girls shared a grin, then joined him.

The woman was now nude. She was lying in
bed, her huge double-D breasts, standing up way too perfectly to be
natural. Antonio stood next to the bed with his huge, thick cock
pounding her pussy.

"Now, she’s got some nice, huge breasts," Brian
said.

Discovering the two women suddenly glaring at
him, he stared back in shock. "What? Don’t tell me that you two can
stare at Antonio’s penis, practically salivating, but I make one
big breast comment, and I’m the bad guy?"

"You can’t honestly say you would want to be
with a woman with that big of a chest." Jillian stared at him,
waiting.

With his eyes moving from one fiery stare to the
other, he swallowed hard. "Well, no, I’ve always been more of an
ass man myself... But look at his penis; you can’t seriously want
to have sex with a man who’s that big?"

Jillian and Victoria looked at each other with
straight faces, which then morphed into sexy grins. Watching the
transformation, Brian's jaw dropped. "Seriously, you want that
freak show penis stretching everything out?"

The girls shared another eyebrow-raising look,
then turned toward him, both wearing intense expressions.

Lifting his arms, he waved a hand at each of
them. "Okay, don’t answer that." Brian looked back to the screen.
"Okay, really. Where would you even put something that size?"

Victoria breathed out slowly. "Sometimes you
really just want to be filled up... completely."

After giggling again like a schoolgirl, Jillian
nodded toward the screen, mesmerized.

Brian shook his head. "If there's a design flaw
in ninety-five percent of the male population, don’t complain to me
about it..." Glancing at the ceiling, he continued, "... as I saw
in that Larry Flint movie, complain to the manufacturer."