How to Lose Your Virginity ...And How Not To (30 page)
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Authors: Shawn Wickens
Tags: #Humor & Entertainment, #Humor, #Love; Sex & Marriage, #Self-Help & Psychology, #Self-Help, #Sex, #Health; Fitness & Dieting
Over time I got better, more adept. My rookie status, as it were, was never called into question. And I just grew accustomed to not telling her that she took my virginity.
SPECIAL THANKS
Brooke Willis, Jenni Barker, Megan Gray, David Levin and Sarah Nowak for their keen eyes and proofreading skills.
Dad and Kathy for supporting the idea.
Melissa, Scott, and my nephew Ricky for keeping a spare room back in Cleveland.
Jaqueline Fouasnon, you’re a constant source of inspiration.
Joe Buccier who was my "wingman" during some early interviews before I had worked up the courage to go it alone.
David Levin for driving (wasn’t that fun?). Yang Miller for his unending giving.
Jason Calicchia who had a lot of opinions about this book, most of which were right.
Lou Caravella for making this book of his special projects.
Desireé Nash for believing and encouraging.
Elana Fishbein for her support and affirmation along the way.
Johnny Wu & Ray Elkin for being a pair.
Pat Shields for teaching men to fish.
Ryan Weyls for his scathing wit.
UCB, The PIT., the Magnet and everyone in the NY improv community without whom I'd have a very small support system.
Simple Studios rehearsal space – SimpleStudiosNYC.com
Diana DePasquale for very early proofreading.
Models: Lindsay Bane, Mike Capritta, Kathryn Dunn, Samantha Gurewitz, Amanda Harris, Lucas Zachary Hazlett, Nico Jordan, Abigail, Murphy, Crystal Powell, Roman Rimer, Rachel Werbel, Phil Wells
Photographers: Emily Bryan, Keith Huang
Designers: Jonathan Kaplan, Rick Koston (whose story resides somewhere within these pages)
All the helpful and friendly people at CreateSpace.
Table of Contents
Copyright
INTRODUCTION
Chapter 1 "YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME."
Chapter 2 "HOW DO YOU PUT THESE THINGS ON?"
Chapter 3 "PENIS IS THE PROPER WORD… VULVA IS THE PROPER WORD."
Chapter 4 "IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IF IT WAS, EVERYONE WOULDN'T BE DOING IT."
Chapter 5 "WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?!"
Chapter 6 "TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU MAKE ME A WOMAN / MAN"
Chapter 7 "JUST FELL INTO IT"
Chapter 8 "I HAVE TWO RUBBERS; WEAR THEM BOTH, IT WILL DESENSITIZE YOU."
Chapter 9 "WE DROP KICKED OUR CHERRIES."
Chapter 10 "IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK."
Chapter 11 "MEN CAN BE SUCH PIGS."
Chapter 12 "NO MEANS NO."
Chapter 13 "THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT, LOSING MY RELIGION"
Chapter 14 "IF I HAD THE CHANCE 2 DO IT ALL AGAIN… I WOULDN'T CHANGE A STROKE…"
Chapter 15 "GOING TO THE CHAPEL AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED"
Chapter 16 "I NEVER DID IT!"
Chapter 17 "THE OTHER SIDE: TAKING VIRGINITY"
Chapter 18 "I DID IT MY WAY"
CONCLUSION
History of this Project
SPECIAL THANKS
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 "YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME."
Chapter 2 "HOW DO YOU PUT THESE THINGS ON?"
Chapter 3 "PENIS IS THE PROPER WORD… VULVA IS THE PROPER WORD."
Chapter 4 "IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IF IT WAS, EVERYONE WOULDN'T BE DOING IT."
Chapter 5 "WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?!"
Chapter 6 "TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU MAKE ME A WOMAN / MAN"
Chapter 8 "I HAVE TWO RUBBERS; WEAR THEM BOTH, IT WILL DESENSITIZE YOU."
Chapter 9 "WE DROP KICKED OUR CHERRIES."
Chapter 10 "IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK."
Chapter 11 "MEN CAN BE SUCH PIGS."
Chapter 13 "THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT, LOSING MY RELIGION"
Chapter 14 "IF I HAD THE CHANCE 2 DO IT ALL AGAIN… I WOULDN'T CHANGE A STROKE…"
Chapter 15 "GOING TO THE CHAPEL AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED"
