House of Earth (14 page)

“Yes. After you send your regular amount on into town, just as you always have.”

“Give you all that is left?”

“I said, a fair share, a fair share of what is left.”

“What do you call a fair share?”

“A tenth part. Tenth of all's left.” Tike still pretended a businesslike manner.

“Okay. All right. I'll do it. Go ahead. Get to work. But. Oh … Just one little thing.” She held her chin up high. “You must agree that as a workman, as a laborer, as an employee, that you won't hinder me with my housework, nor get under my feet while I'm trying to do my farming here.”

“You'll not even see me, Lady. Miss Lady. Good day.” Tike pulled his hair up from the top of his head as though he were tipping his hat to be polite. Then he went through all of the moves and motions of getting astraddle a fine saddle horse, and said, “Whoa. Here, boy. Boy. Whoa. Whoa. Steady there, boy. Ahhh, Miss Lady, would you please tell me which a way it is over to that there job of work you was reeferrin' to? Hey, stand still, whoa.”

She stood up on her tiptoes and pointed away across the room. “Oh yes. Just follow this fence line here. Just follow it on over yonder a ways, oh, not far, four thousand and
ninety-two miles, and then you turn off up that little yearling trail there, you'll see it bending out up over four mountains and a couple of pretty bad rivers if the ice is on. Just about a half a day's jig trot for such a fine horse as you got there.”

“How'll I know th' spot when I come to it?” Tike pranced up and down, up and down and around on his feet, going through all of the paces, walks, gaits of his horse. “How?”

“Well.” She raised her voice as loud as to call across a wide canyon. “You'll first see a big stack of old papers and magazines.”

“How old?”

“Shut up, you silly galoot.”

“What next?”

“You'll run up onto a big old blue granite dishpan, with a lot of the granite chipped off fifty or sixty years ago by some of the right early settlers in this canyon here.”

“Yeah?”

“Yes.”

“Whoa boy. Stand steady, boy.”

“You'll see a lot of flour and water mixed up in the old dishpan.”

“I eat that stuff?”

“No. You take that little whisk broom and you splash the paste onto the wall, and then you take the papers and you lay them up flat against the wall, and you sweep them down hard and right real quick with the whisk broom. They stick
onto the wall. But just don't waste all of your time flirting with those pretty gals that you see in those papers.”

“Cain't wait.”

“If you get to feeling like you want to do any plain or fancy flirting, you'll do that with me. Nobody else. None of them old gals grinning at you like silly baboons out of those old magazines. You hear? See?”

“I see. Hear. Smell. Taste. Feel. Whoa boy. How about a little sample of what you got 'fore I strike out on this job?”

“Nope siree. Get going. Hit the trail. I'll yell for you after a while for your supper and then maybe a couple of minutes of flirting, but no longer than that, after supper.”

“Whoa, boy, whoa,” Tike shouted. “Can't hardly make this blame horse stand still when he hears about a job of work. Well, thanks, be seein' you.” His voice shook the room, and his feet jigged up and down and rocked the old linoleum and the floor. He spent more energy dancing from the cookstove across the floor than he would have spent on the papering of five such rooms. He fanned his horse's ears with his imaginary hat, nodded to the left and to the right, smiled at friends and strangers along his way, jogged his feet twenty or thirty times just to move two or three feet. If the room had not been so small he would have danced all night. His blue shirt and faded overalls, as it was, were both somewhat soaked with sweat when he finally arrived at the place where Ella had left the stack of papers, the pan of paste, and the little whisk broom.

She laughed so hard that both of her lungs ached, and
in a few places she felt certain that the bones were cutting through her skin. She held herself with her elbows on the table, a knife, or a skillet, a great fork in her hands. She fell back against her wall at the side of the stove and laughed until she could not breathe anymore. She sucked her breath in through her mouth and tried to make signals or signs, tried to let Tike know, to ask him, to beg with him, plead with him with her hands in the air, with her fingers to stop his crazy comedy act. The more she lost her breath, and the more she ached and hurt in her belly, the more Tike wiggled his hips, his rump, the more he fanned his elbows up and down in the shadows that flickered from the cookstove where she laughed.

“Tiiiike, youuu craaazy,” was just about all that she could command her stomach and her throat to say. Then she caved in again and bent over the back of a cane-bottom chair and hung her head down, closed her eyes, shook her hair, and burst out, “Ohh ho ho. Ohh ho ho ho. Ahh heee hee he he he he he. Stop!”

The room was a few feet larger than most of the rooms in the world, the reason being that the old-time settlers on these open upper flat plains did not feel like they were as crowded for space as are the dwellers on Los Angeles' Hill Street, Seattle's Pike Street, Duluth's Superior Street, Indianapolis's Senate Street, Chicago's Clark Street, Houston's Fannin Street, Buffalo's Beaver Street, Philadelphia's Spruce Street, nor as cramped and crowded as New York's Fourteenth Street.

The walls measured eighteen feet from one to the other, no matter which direction you ran your string. One window was on each side, and there was an east door toward the windmill and the barn, and a west door out across a hard strip of grazing land as flat and just about as wide open as the green cloth top of a billiard table. Yet eighteen feet is eighteen feet, or as long as six wide steps of a short-legged man when he's walking fairly on a beeline and comparatively sober. This was the vast and undying beauty, the dynamic and eternal attraction, the lure, the bait, the magnetic pull that, in addition to their blood kin and salty love for the wide open spaces and their lifetime bond to and worship of the land, caused not only Ella May and Tike Hamlin but hundreds of thousands and millions and millions of other folks just about like them to scatter their seeds, their words, and their loves so freely here.

And out of these hard-hitting millions of people, still, all in all, no other two of them were quite exactly like Tike and Ella May. None of the other millions of faces were like Tike's, and none of the other voices were like Ella's. And even though more millions of these little side-leaning, termite-eaten, rotting and falling poison houses are everywhere around you, still, none of these bent, warped, sagged, reeled, rocked, nor swayed in the same places as this one, nor did the holes, cracks, splits, slits, misfits, openings, crevices, come in exactly the same place.

Eighteen feet is eighteen feet by any ruler, any yardstick in the land, but some shacks will soak full of dampness and
rain and will spread out two or three inches in the course of forty running years. Others will dry out, lose their gum and rosin, and their natural sappy juice will get away into the air, and the hot sun will beat down on all four sides of them, and the dry winds will rip and tear at the boards and scatter the shingles across the earth, so that, say, after the same forty-odd years, this shack will shrivel up, and shrink in size three or four inches.

Tike and Ella's shack did not come quite under either one of these descriptions, that is, the wet one that swelled, nor the dry one that shrank. It came more in the middle, and suffered all the more because of it. It stood up against the early spring rains that flooded the black gumbo furrows and made them look like the calm parts of the oceans. These spring rains came just on the tail end of hailstorms that pounded the green sprigs down with hailstones the size of turnips, even the looks, the shape, of turnips. Car tops are battered and the first leaves skinned off every stalk and every growing thing. The waters of these storms flood down out of the skies and chew the hard plugged mud into a gummy slick black gumbo paste that stops all wagon wheels, all auto wheels, all tractor wheels. These waters reflect the colors of the clouds and the sun above for days and weeks as they stand on the roads and on the fields, because there are no man-made gutters here, no copper drains, no tin runways, no iron manholes, to carry the floods off the flatlands. Some, the soil drinks down to fill its veins, and some the wind scoops up to get drunk on, a bit the horses, hogs, and
cattle drink down and splash in, and some the people stagger and bog along in. Still there are lakes and more lakes, flat, shallow holes of sky waters all over the plains, and the whiffs of the wind that blows off these waters feel like the forked tongue of winter.

These hailstorms, these floods, these falling and standing waters, all of them, every single drop of them, fell, sprayed, crashed, burst, exploded, and smashed into the grains of the planks and boards of Hamlin's little shack. And all of these soaked in.

Then the long keen rays of the late spring sun would come. They would shine down against the house for several hours out of every day. They sucked. They bit. They scratched. They clawed and they chewed at the boards. And they sipped the wild saps, gums, rosins, juices, and waters out again with sunrays, winds, the dry tongue and lips of the weather that sings, then whispers, then sucks, and kisses all of the little houses until they are dry again and brittle. And this was the dryness of the heat against the house.

No place on the earth is closer to the sun than these upper flat plains. No spot on the globe is closer to the wind than here on these north panhandle plains. Nowhere could the wind blow the rain any colder than here, nor any harder could the rain ever hope to fall, nor any longer could it stand. None of the world's winds blow dustier nor drier, nor harder day in and day out. Nowhere on the planet do the winds and the sun suck the grass, the leaves, the cattle, sheep, hogs, chickens, dogs, cats, people any drier. Nowhere could the
winters blow any icier, the blizzards howl any lonesomer, nor the smoke from ranch house chimneys get whipped out any quicker, nowhere could the icicles hang down any longer, or could the whole world freeze in two minutes any glassier.

Just a flat place you call the upper north plains where ten blizzards and ten floods and then volcanoes had a big argument once and then hurricanes haven't been able to settle it yet.

Just a little thin boxboard shack in the land of grazing cattle, oil fields, carbon black plants, sheep herds, chicken farms, highways as straight as a string and as deadly flat as a frontline trench. A world of flat lands mainly. Flat, crusty, hard lands mainly. Some washed-out ditches deep enough to be young canyons and some gullies and some canyons big enough to swallow several of your big towns, cliffs and mesas, gorges and hollers, dry-bedded rivers, sand-bottom creeks, eggless hens, running ducks, stewball nags, hypocrite kilcustards, sons of virgin, hopping hare, buffalo bear, woolly sheep, tedious toddy drinkers, open mouthers, deep thinkers, beer makers, slop inhalers, dust and dirt eaters, and sandrock sleepers. Crawlers of the night soils, diggers under the sunny sod, hole feelers, hole diggers, hole makers, and hole ticklers. Easy gravel walkers and long tale talkers. The soul, the mind, the winds, the spirit of the upper flats, the flat upper panhandles, the winds of heavens unrolling, unfolding, and the listeners down below listening in two or three low brick buildings, wheeling chuck-a-luck,
twenty-one, stud, blackjack, muley dice, racehorse mulers, fast nag tippers, coin flippers, vino fermenters, and curly hair sippers. Hair of the top plains. Soils of the dead grasses. Gravel hills, gravel hollers, doggy trots, buffalo wallows. Hens, hags, satchels, bags, the boasting, the knifing, the red-hot bragging. Brushy patch nippers, manurey skippers, backhouse generals, crooked cow trailers, sheep huggers, cheap sluggers, ewes and lamb dippers, sheep sleepers, and sheepy sleepers. You. Who. The winds and the clays dusted over graves of sixteen and sixty and nine in a row, nine in a line. On hoof or on the hook. On the trail or on the sledge. On the ice or on the fire. Hands between legs and stalks of bananas, truckloads of hot ones, and truckloads of produce, cabbage, beer, turnip, celery, eggs, squashes, reeling and rocking, trucks loaded with melons, feed her watermelon so she can't elope. Hair burned. Singed. Branded and scorched. Hide all blistered, and she's a burned-out sister. The upper flat plains.

Tike Hamlin knew the inner sounds and all of the outer sights of the things of the plains, his plains.

Belly band. Back band. Neck yoke and collar. Buckle it up. Snap it down. Carry it off and hang it up. Smokehouse. Woodshed. Cow stall. Manger. Henhouse. Big house. Backhouse. Cellar. Tap. Bolt. Nut and screw. Skinned knuckle. Cut finger. Burned arm. Scalded shinbone. Wheels. Hubs. Spokes. Seat. Brogans. Clodhoppers. Tit squeezers. Things of the barn and things of the pens and of the lots. Smells and the odors, sweet, sugary, syrupy, foul, rank, mean, and
ornery. Hardheads. Stubborn heads. The loco cattle and bronco ponies. The penis of the stud slipping into the mare, and the sweaty hot open womb of the cow as she waited for the bull.

Ella May was of these things and born and raised among these things, and the life that she felt in her was the life that she saw and heard, felt, in all of these things in their seasons.

But the seasons of the summer things and the hot things were gone for this year, and this wind that was blowing its first hays and dusts across the farm was the very first touch of the winds of the cold season, the frosty-breathed, icy-tongued breaths of old winter. And here where no valleys hid them like cowards from the sun, or from the wind either, here where they hunted for no shelter behind rocks, here where they faced all of the ten million things that men and people and the weather could throw at them, here they both knew, Tike and her, that the difference between the summer and the blizzardy winter was sometimes, most times, just a couple of little short minutes. The tongue of the blizzard of winter licked under the flying tail of warm summer. One could go and the other could come in two minutes.