Honourable Schoolboy (18 page)

Not logical visions. Not nervous visions either. Merely that for a moment Jerry expected fumble with the same trained pessimism with which a gardener foresees drought or an athlete a foolish sprain on the eve of a great match; or a fieldman with twenty years on the clock foresees just one more unpredictable frustration. But the doors stayed open, and Jerry veered away to the left. Give the guards time to relax, he thought. Shepherding the money will have made them nervous. They’ll see too sharply, they’ll remember things.

Turning, he began a slow, dreamy stroll toward the Hong Kong Club: Wedgwood porticoes, striped blinds and a smell of stale English food at the doorway. Cover is not a lie, they tell you. Cover is what you believe. Cover is who you are. On Saturday morning Mr Gerald Westby, the not very distinguished journalist, heads for a favourite watering-hole… On the Club steps Jerry paused, patted his pockets, then turned full circle and struck out purposefully for his destination, making two long sides of the square, as he watched for the last time for the slurring feet and turned-down glances. Mr Gerald Westerby, discovering he is short of weekend cash, decides on a quick visit to the bank. Elephant guns slung carelessly at their shoulders, the Indian guards studied him without interest.

Except, Mr Gerald Westerby doesn’t!

Cursing himself for being a damned fool, Jerry remembered that the time was after twelve o’clock, and that at twelve sharp the banking halls were closed. After twelve, it was upstairs only, and that was the way he had planned it.

Relax, he thought. You’re thinking too much. Don’t think: do. In the beginning was the deed. Who had said that to him once? Old George, for God’s sake, quoting Goethe. Coming from him of all people!

As he began the run-in, a wave of dismay hit him, and he knew it was fear. He was hungry. He was tired. Why had George left him alone like this? Why did he have to do everything for himself? Before the fall, they’d have posted babysitters ahead of him - even someone inside the bank - just to watch for rain. They’d have had a reception team to skim the take almost before he left the building, and an escape car in case he had to slip away in his socks. And in London - he thought sweetly, talking himself down - they’d have had dear old Bill Haydon - wouldn’t they? - passing it all to the Russians, bless him. Thinking this, Jerry willed upon himself an extraordinary hallucination, quick as the flash of a camera, and as slow to fade. God had answered his prayers, he thought. The old days were here again after all, and the street was alive with a grandslam supporting cast. Behind him a blue Peugeot had pulled up and two bullish roundeyes sat in it studying a Happy Valley racecard. Radio aerial, the works. From his left, American matrons sauntered by, laden with cameras and guidebooks, and a positive obligation to observe. And from the bank itself, as he advanced swiftly on its portals, a couple of solemn money-men emerged, wearing just that grim stare watchers sometimes use in order to discourage an enquiring eye.

Senility, Jerry told himself. You’re over the hill; sport, no question. Dotage and funk have brought you to your knees. He bounded up the steps, jaunty as a cock-robin on a hot spring day.

The lobby was as big as a railway station, the canned music as martial. The banking area was barred and he saw no one lurking, not even a phantom stand-off man. The lift was a gold cage with a spittoon filled with sand for cigarettes, but by the ninth floor the largeness of downstairs had all gone. Space was money. A narrow cream corridor led to an empty reception desk. Jerry strolled easily, marking the emergency exit and the service lift which the bearleaders had already charted for him in case he had to do a duck dive. Queer how they knew so much, he thought, with so few resources; must have dug out an architect’s drawing from somewhere. On the counter, one teak sign reading Trustee Department Enquiries. Beside it, one grimy paperback on fortune-telling by the stars, open and much annotated. But no receptionist because Saturdays are different. On Saturdays you get the best ride, they had said. He looked cheerfully round, nothing on his conscience. A second corridor ran the width of the building, office doors to the left, soggy vinyl-covered partitions to the right. From behind the partitions came the slow pat of an electric typewriter as someone typed a legal document, and the slow Saturday sing-song of Chinese secretaries without a lot to do except wait for lunch and the free afternoon. There were four glazed doors with penny-sized eyeholes for looking in or out. Jerry ambled down the corridor, glancing through each as if glancing were his recreation, hands in pockets, a slightly daft smile aloft. The fourth on the left, they had said, one door, one window. A clerk walked past him, then a secretary on dinky, clicking heels, but Jerry, though scruffy, was European and wore a suit and neither challenged him.

‘Morning, gang,’ he muttered, and they wished him ‘Good day, sir,’ in return.

There were iron bars at the end of the corridor and iron bars over the windows. A blue night-light was fixed to the ceiling, he supposed for security but he didn’t know: fire, space protection, he didn’t know, the bearleaders hadn’t mentioned it, and stinks and bangs were not his thing. The first room was an office, unoccupied except for a few dusty sports trophies on the window-sill and an embroidered coat of arms of the bank athletics club on the pegboard wall. He passed a pile of apple boxes marked ‘Trustee’. They seemed to be full of deeds and wills. The cheese-paring tradition of the old China trading houses died hard, apparently. A notice on the wall read ‘Private’ and another ‘By Appointment Only’.

The second door gave on to a corridor and a small archive which was likewise empty. The third was a ‘Directors Only’ lavatory, the fourth had a staff noticeboard mounted directly beside it and a red light bulb mounted on the jamb and an important nameplate in Letraset saying ‘J. Frost, Deputy Chief Trustee, Appointments Only, do NOT enter when light is ON’. But the light was not ON, and the penny-sized eyehole showed one man at his desk alone, and the only company he had was a heap of files, and scrolls of costly paper bound in green silk on the English legal pattern, and two closed-circuit television sets for the stock exchange prices, dead, and the harbour view, mandatory to the higher executive image, sliced into pencil-grey lines by mandatory Venetian blinds. One shiny, podgy, prosperous little man in a sporty linen suit of Robin Hood green, working far too conscientiously for a Saturday. Moisture on his brow; black crescents beneath his arms, and - to Jerry’s informed eye - the leaden immobility of a man recovering very slowly from debauch.

A corner room, thought Jerry. One door only, this one. One shove and you’re away. He took a last glance up and down the empty corridor. Jerry Westerby on stage, he thought. If you can’t talk, dance. The door gave immediately. He stepped gaily inside wearing his best shy smile.

‘Gosh, Frostie, hullo, super. Am I early or late? Sport I say - most extraordinary thing back there. In the corridor - nearly fell over them - lot of apple boxes full of legal bumph. Who’s Frostie’s client? I asked myself. Cox’s Orange Pippins? Or Beauty of Bath? Beauty of Bath, knowing you. Thought it was rather a giggle, after last night’s high jinks round the parlours.’

All of which, feeble though it might have sounded to the astonished Frost, got him into the room with the door closed, fast, while his broad back masked the only eyehole and his soul sent prayers of gratitude to Sarratt for a soft landing, and prayers of preservation to his Maker.

A moment of theatricality followed Jerry’s entry. Frost lifted his head slowly, keeping his eyes half shut, as if the light were hurting them, which it probably was. Spotting Jerry, he winced and looked away, then looked at him again to confirm that he was flesh. Then he wiped his brow with his handkerchief.

‘Christ,’ he said. ‘It’s his nibs. What the hell are you doing here, you disgusting aristocrat?’

To which Jerry, still at the door, responded with another large grin, and a lifting of one hand in a Red Indian salute, while he marked down the worry points precisely: the two telephones, the grey box for inter-office speaking and the wardrobe safe with a keyhole but no combination lock.

‘How did they let you in? I suppose you flashed your Honourable at them. What do you mean by it, barging in here?’ Not half as displeased as his words suggested, Frost had left his desk and was waddling down the room. ‘This isn’t a cathouse you know. This is a respectable bank. More or less.’

Arriving at Jerry’s considerable bulk, he stuck his hands on his hips and gazed at him, shaking his head in wonder. Then he patted Jerry’s arm, then prodded him in the stomach, amid more shaking of the head.

‘You alcoholic, dissolute, lecherous, libidinous…’

‘Newshound,’ Jerry prompted.

Frost was not above forty but nature had already printed on him the crueller marks of littleness, such as a floorwalker’s fussiness about the cuffs and fingers, and a moistening of his lips and pursing of them all at once. What redeemed him was a transparent sense of fun, which leapt to his damp cheeks like sunlight.

‘Here,’ said Jerry. ‘Poison yourself,’ and offered him a cigarette.

‘Christ,’ said Frost again, and with a key from his chain opened an old-fashioned walnut cupboard, full of mirror and rows of cocktail sticks with artificial cherries, and trick tankards with pin-ups and pink elephants.

‘Bloody Mary do you?’

‘Bloody Mary would slip down grateful, sport,’ Jerry assured him.

On the keychain, one brass Chubb key. The safe was also Chubb, a fine one, with a battered gold medallion fading into the old green paint.

‘I’ll say one thing for you blueblooded rakes,’ Frost called while he poured and shook the ingredients like a chemist. ‘You do know the haunts. Drop you blindfold in the middle of Salisbury Plain, I reckon you’d find a cathouse in thirty seconds flat. My virgin sensitive nature took yet another grave jolt last night. Rocked to its frail little bearings, it was - say when! - I’ll take a few addresses off you sometime, when I’m healed. If I ever am, which I doubt.’

Sauntering over to Frost’s desk, Jerry riffled idly through his correspondence, then began playing with the switches of the speaking box, patting them up and down one by one with his enormous index finger, but getting no answers. A separate button was marked ‘engaged’. Pressing it, Jerry saw a rose gleam in the eyehole as the caution-light went on in the corridor.

‘As to those girls,’ Frost was saying, his back still turned to Jerry while he rattled the sauce bottle. ‘Wicked they were. Shocking.’ Laughing delightedly, Frost advanced across the room, holding the glasses wide. ‘What were their names? Oh dear, oh dear!’

‘Seven and twenty-four,’ said Jerry distractedly.

He was stooping as he spoke, looking for the alarm button he knew would be somewhere on the desk.

‘Seven and twenty-four!’ Frost repeated, rapturously. ‘What poetry! What a memory!’

At knee level, Jerry had found a grey box screwed to the drawer-pillar. The key was vertical, at the off position. He pulled it out and dropped it into his pocket.

‘I said what a wonderful memory,’ Frost repeated, rather puzzled.

‘You know newshounds, sport,’ said Jerry, straightening. ‘Worse than wives, us newshounds are, when it comes to memories.’

‘Here. Come off there. That’s holy ground.’

Picking up Frost’s large desk diary, Jerry was studying it for the day’s engagements.

‘Jesus,’ he said. ‘It’s all go, isn’t it? Who’s N, sport? N, eight to twelve? Not your mother-in-law is she?’

Ducking his mouth to the glass Frost drank greedily, swallowed, then made a farce of choking, writhing and recovering. ‘Keep her out of this, do you mind? You nearly gave me a heart attack. Bung-ho.’

‘N for nuts? N for Napoleon? Who’s N?’

‘Natalie. My secretary. Very nice. Legs go right up to its bottom, so they tell me. Never been there myself, so I don’t know. My one rule. Remind me to break it sometime. Bung-ho,’ he said again.

‘She in?’

‘I think I heard her dulcet tread, yes. Want me to give her a buzz? I’m told she puts on a very nice turn for the upper classes.’

‘No thanks,’ said Jerry, and setting down the diary, looked at Frost four square, man to man, though the fight was uneven, for Jerry was a whole head taller than Frost, and a lot broader.

‘Incredible,’ Frost declared reverently, still beaming at Jerry. ‘Incredible, that’s what it was.’ His manner was devoted, even possessive. ‘Incredible girls, incredible company. I mean why should a bloke like me bother with a bloke like you? A mere Honourable at that? Dukes are my level. Dukes and tarts. Let’s do it again tonight. Come on.’

Jerry laughed.

‘I mean it. Scout’s honour. Let’s die of it before we’re too old. on me this time, the whole treat.’ In the corridor, heavy footsteps sounded, coming nearer. ‘Know what I’m going to do? Try me. I’m going to go back to the Meteor with you, and I’m going to call Madame Whoosit, and I’m going to insist on a - what’s eating you?’ he said, catching Jerry’s expression.

The footsteps slowed, then stopped. A black shadow filled the eyehole and stayed.

‘Who is he?’ said Jerry quietly.

‘Milky.’

‘Who’s Milky?’

‘Milky Way, my boss.’ said Frost, as the footsteps moved away, and closing his eyes, crossed himself devoutly. ‘Going home to his very lovely lady wife, the distinguished Mrs Way alias Moby Dick. Six foot eight and a cavalry moustache. Not him. Her.’ Frost giggled.

‘Why didn’t he come in?’

‘Thought I had a client, I suppose,’ said Frost carelessly, again puzzled by Jerry’s watchfulness, and by his quiet. ‘Apart from the fact that Moby Dick would kick him to death if she caught him with the smell of alcohol on his evil lips at this hour of the day. Cheer up, you’ve got me to look after you. Have the other half. You look a bit pious today. Gives me the creeps.’

When you get in there, go. the bearleaders had said. Don’t feel his bones too long. don’t let him get comfy with you.

‘Hey Frostie,’ Jerry called, when the footsteps had quite faded. ‘How’s the missus?’ Frost had his hand out for Jerry’s glass. ‘Your missus. How’s she doing?’