“I know. But why would anyone want to beat up Petrillo? I mean, he's a really nice guy; what harm could he do anyone? It isn't even as though this was a student who'd been failed in a course. Maybe the guy was drunk.”
Having spent all the time I had talking with Kevin Oakwood in a bar, I thought that very likely. He had obviously possessed a quick temper, restrained with difficulty. Although I didn't say this to Mr. Ferguson (I reminded myself to ask him his first name), I thought the likely scenario was that Petrillo had interfered between Oakwood and a female student with whom Oakwood was doing whatever Oakwood did with students. That seemed the likeliest explanation and fit in with both their characters as I had observed them.
The ambulance men had gathered up Professor Petrillo, who really looked the worse for wear. I heard one of the students in the crowd tell another that Oakwood had been kicking his opponent once he was on the ground; clearly poor Petrillo was in really bad shape.
The police did their best to disperse the crowd as the ambulance pulled out. I saw Don there then, taking names and talking to witnesses. I managed to get near enough to Don to exchange glances with him. “See you as arranged,” he said, so I gathered he would be able to make supper. If not, he could always call me on the cell phone, whose uses I was beginning to appreciate.
After you've read an outlandish letter in the dean's office and seen a brutal fight, or anyway the tag end of it, it's a little hard to think what to do next. But Mr. Ferguson was still nearby, so I asked him if he would introduce me to other students in the crowd from the English department. “And by the way,” I said, “what's your first name? Mine's Woody.”
“Alan,” he said. “But most people call me Cap.” He reached over and grabbed a nearby guy. “This here's Phil,” he said. “Takes English courses like the rest of us, but not a major. Will he do?”
Phil glared at Cap, but Cap explained I was a private eye with a motorbike who wanted to talk to English students, which seemed to calm him down. “Any others here?” Cap asked.
“Some girls,” Phil said, after looking me over. “You want them?”
I nodded and turned to Cap. “How did you know I was a private eye?” I asked.
“Oh, shit, everybody knows,” he said. “You can't be much of a private eye around here if you don't know how a college grapevine works. Shit, Woody, I found out you were a private eye ten minutes after I met you. Well, ten minutes after I looked over your wheels.”
I realized I had fallen in his estimation, and was sorry about that. But at that moment Phil returned with two girls in tow, both of them talking at once. “They were here from the beginning,” Phil said, jerking his thumb toward the girls.
“You were here when it started?” I asked them hopefully. They had been, and speaking contrapuntally, occasionally correcting each other, they told me all they could remember of it. We stood around when most of the others had gone, but though I heard them through, and asked lots of questions, and although Cap and Phil joined in the description from the moment they had come upon the scene, I wasn't exactly left with a clear picture of what had happened, except that the two men had met, the girls thought by accident, and Oakwood had screamed “You goddamn fucking fool,” and leaped on Petrillo.
“It was horrible,” the girls assured me. I gathered that Petrillo was plainly not a fighter, had tried to reason with Oakwood and ask him what the matter was, which had only seemed to infuriate Oakwood further. He punched Petrillo in the face, and when Petrillo didn't get up again, he began kicking him. “It was horrible,” was the refrain of their account. Phil and Cap had arrived by this time, and were a little more descriptive of the fight moves they had witnessed.
“It was exactly as though he, Oakwood, had been sent by someone to beat Petrillo up and teach him a lesson,” Phil said. “You know, you borrow money from the mob, you don't pay up, or you don't pay your gambling debts, first they beat you up as a warning, and the next time they kill you. This was the beating. That's the way it looked to me.”
“I agree with that,” Cap said. The young women nodded their heads as though once it was explained to them the explanation fit what they had seen.
I hardly thought Petrillo owed Oakwood or anyone else money, but there was something about the description that fit Oakwood as I had observed him. Not that he was likely to be a thug working for gamblers, but he seemed to me the sort who might enjoy beating people up and who might have some practice at it. But why Petrillo? It was only slowly that I realized Phil and Cap had been referring to scenes in movies, but they were scenes they thought more than likely to occur in real life. And when it came right down to it, so did I. We lived in violent times, even on a pleasant college campus.
I felt a bit ashamed of the fact that I regretted having missed the fight, having arrived just too late for the action. I'm not bloodthirsty, really I'm not, and I dislike enactments of male violence. But I couldn't help suspecting that any clue to what went on between those two ill-matched men might have been evident at the start of the fight, but by now was probably lost or in need of being painfully dug out, with little hope of complete success.
Between Haycock's letter and this fight, the plot was getting more complex but hardly providing any clues to the murder. Haycock was hated; not all the members of the English department loved one another, to put it mildly, but how did that account for murder? If Petrillo had murdered Haycock, and Oakwood had loved Haycock, their fight might make sense. But it didn't make sense. Probably poor Petrillo had said something provoking to Oakwood, who was hardly one to restrain his violent, aggressive impulses.
I decided to go over to the local hospital, where they had taken Petrillo. Maybe he would talk to me; maybe I would find out something. But by the time I had reached my bike and made it to the hospital, I was told that Petrillo had been moved to a larger “medical facility” where they had CAT scans, MRIs, and all the rest of it. I asked if that meant he was in critical condition, but they weren't telling me anything. I would have to wait and see if Don had learned more; the police were better at extracting information from hospitals than I could hope to be. I felt bad about Petrillo, a nice guy, and hardly able to defend himself against brutal fists and feet.
My next move was to pursue the fists and feet to the police station, where Oakwood was in jail, or so I assumed. I doubted they'd let me see him either, but you have to keep on trying. You never know.
As it turned out, my instincts were correct. Don Jackson was there, and agreed to let me interview Oakwood, or at least sit in on Don's interview with him.
“No point getting you into hot water,” I said, giving in to my conscience and defying my investigative urges. This wasn't altogether out of consideration for Don or my feelings for him. If the police had anything against me it wouldn't help me much in the end.
But Don said not to worry. “They know you're investigating the murder, and they're as anxious as you are to have it solved. As I suggested earlier”â and he grinned at meâ“they're particularly eager for you to solve it. Less backlash at them. So let's go.”
Oakwood was in a cell. They didn't seem to have interview rooms here, or not one available, or maybe they just wanted to make him feel locked up, but we interviewed him in the cell. That meant Don and I both stood, while Oakwood sat on his bunk and scowled.
“What the fuck is she doing here?” he said to Don. “I already talked to fatty here, and I don't need to talk with her again.”
“I'll ask the questions,” Don said. “You answer them and otherwise shut up. Do I make myself clear?” This last question was accompanied by Don's making himself bigger and taller, which of course he already wasâbig and tall, I mean. I knew the trick: if you're large, use it. I guess Oakwood had had enough physical activity for the day, because he backed down at once.
“I have nothing to tell you,” he said, but in a quieter way. “The guy pissed me off and I have a short fuse; so convict me of assault, which can't be a felony all the way at the top of the alphabet, and tell me what the bail is.”
Don didn't explain that he had all his facts wrong about the process; he just asked, “What did Professor Petrillo say that bothered you?”
“Oh, some stupid thing, something against writers who teach because they can't writeâsomething like that.”
“That doesn't sound like Petrillo,” I said. “That's not the kind of thing he would say. It's totally out of character.”
I hadn't planned to speak, but Don didn't know Petrillo even as well as I did, and I thought it worth making the point that Petrillo was the least likely of anyone I had ever encountered to say something pointedly unkind. One thing about Petrillo: nastiness wasn't in his nature.
“Okay,” Don said. “Try again, Oakwood.”
“I'm through talking,” Oakwood said. “I beat the guy up. You've got plenty of witnesses, so why should I deny it? Let's just say I hate professors who have too easy lives, too many vacations, and too little real work. Will that hold you?”
Without another look at Oakwood, Don called for the guard, who opened the cell door. We parted in silence, a silence I hoped Oakwood would regard as ominous. I thought it was a good move of Don's. We weren't going to get anything more, and the more Don asked, the more reason Oakwood had to dig himself in and elaborate on his lie, or just keep repeating it.
Outside the station, Don told me that the police were asking all the students who had witnessed the fight and given their names to the policeâand there were manyâhow the fight began. But he didn't have much hope of learning anything new.
“My guess,” Don said, “is that he had worked up his anger at Petrillo before they happened to meet, and meeting him was enough to set off the explosion. But we have to see what else we can find. Are we still meeting as agreed?”
I assured him that we were, and went off to the coffee shop to think. First, of course, I called Octavia on my cell phone. It was nice, I had to admit, not to have to track down a public phone, not to have to find the money or my charge card, and not to find the public phone broken, as they so often were. I was generous enough to tell all this to Octavia when I reached her.
Octavia merely grunted. “Just remember to carry an extra battery,” she said. “They don't last forever. You don't want the phone to fail when you need it most.”
“Thanks for the advice,” I said formally. Sometimes Octavia gets ahead of herself. But of course, I would carry a spare battery from now on. The most annoying thing about Octavia is that she's so often right. I ask you, what's more annoying than that?
That which we are, we are.
âTENNYSON, “Ulysses”
Twelve
AT supper, over the only beer I could allow myself, Don told me that all the stories the police had gathered from the fight's onlookers were similar, and similarly uninformative. He said only one was different, and he wasn't sure what it meant, if anything.
“One girl was passing by there at the actual moment when Oakwood accosted Petrillo,” Don said between bites. “She said he leaped on Petrillo, who hadn't even seen Oakwood coming. And while he leaped, according to this girl, Oakwood shouted, âYou better learn to shut up, you pompous religious shit.' The girl was so shocked by his words that she seemed to have stood there transfixed while Oakwood was punching Petrillo. And then she began to scream, and other people crowded around, and eventually someone called the security guards, and the security guards called the police. Obviously the security guards felt they couldn't handle the fight and the crowd, and that's a strong indication of the degree of violence. Police are called onto the campus unwillingly, and only when it's the case of danger from a person ânot a member of the campus community,' as they put it.”
“They probably thought Oakwood was a thug from the big, mean outside world,” I said. There may be something better than a hamburger and a beer, but I don't know what it is. But it was finished; I could have eaten and drunk it all over again, but some restraint in life is to be encouraged. I waved at the waitress and asked for coffee. “And,” I added, having partly subdued my hunger, “in a sense they were right: Oakwood was an outsider.”
“I sent his prints and description through the system. No record.”
“I said he was an outsider, not a career criminal.”
“I'd be very surprised if he hadn't assaulted someone before, maybe many someones. That beating he gave Petrillo was not a first try.”
I told Don what Cap and Phil had said about how the attack had struck them. “It's all very well to say that they'd seen too many movies, but movies not only reflect real violence, they encourage imitations.”
Don nodded. There was no need to elaborate on that point. We both thanked whatever gods there are that no guns had been involved. In a violent society like America, with guns as easy to come by as cigarettes, it's a miracle if anyone these days resorts to his fists and leaves it at that. We despised Oakwood for attacking Petrillo, and praised him for being an old-fashioned, weaponless bully. It's a crazy world, all right.
“What do you think Oakwood meant about telling Petrillo to shut up? What had he been blabbing about?”
Of course, as I told Don, I'd been wondering about that myself. There was no doubt Petrillo was a bit, well, sanctimonious in the way he talked about sin, and maybe he'd just gotten on Oakwood's nerves. Or maybe, and I thought this more likely, a female student had talked to Petrillo about Oakwood's having come on to her, and Petrillo had confronted Oakwood, who'd seethed for a while, and his short fuse had reached the exploding point. Around then, I guess, poor Petrillo happened along. But they were bound to meet sooner or later.
“By the way,” I asked Don, after we'd both thought about this for a while, “did you look into the students who were serving at Haycock's party the day he was killed?”
“It was on the top of my list to report on that,” Don said, smiling. “And I would have if we hadn't been distracted by the latest outbreak.”
“Are you suggesting it had anything to do with the murder?”
“No. I only meant a murder and a beating on this campus in one semester . . . well, one does notice the timing.”
“I know. The only problem is, Oakwood is not a nice person, which I figured out in my one short conversation with himâif you could call it a conversation; it was more just Oakwood revealing his unpleasant nature.”
“Right. There wasn't anything unusual about the students. One of them was a substituteâthe girl Oakwood told you he knew, in fact. She had asked the girl who got called for the job if she could go instead. She said she needed the money, and the other girl agreed. They were used to doing this sort of favor for each other. Nothing bad known about the girl who served at the party, unless you count the fact that she seems to have put up with Oakwood. Do you think it means anything?”
“Probably not,” I said, sighing. “Nothing in this damn case means anything.” It was true. There were all sorts of promising leads, all trailing off into nothing. I was wishing we could nab Oakwood for Haycock's murder. He was the only person I'd met from either the English department or the guest list who seemed to me capable of murder, capable even of delighting in it. But poison seemed to require a bit too much planning for him. Also I couldn't really imagine his dropping eight or more pills into the bottle of retsina with nobody noticing. He couldn't do anything without everybody noticing. Beating or bludgeoning was more his style. I told Don what I was thinking.
“I know,” he said. “We've been thinking along all the same lines, which is how anyone with two brains to rub together would think about the evidence we have. The fact is, Woody, it was probably one of those professors of English literature who'd never done anything like that before and never will again. Probably someone who's read a lot of detective stories and was able to make a plan about what he or she had learned. Isn't that how you figure it?”
“Exactly,” I said. I looked at my watch. “Time I pushed off,” I told him. “Maybe we could call and find out how poor Petrillo's doing.”
“I think he's all right, not seriously injured, though they need to keep him for a while. Some of his organs got a bit bruised, but they weren't badly damaged. That can happen. And he has a couple of broken ribs from being kicked, and his face is a mess. We're really going to get Oakwood on aggravated assault. The college wants us to take him off their hands, so he'll get what's coming to him. I'll stop by and see Petrillo tomorrow, but I don't think there's much he can tell us. As far as he was concerned, the whole thing was out of the blue, without reason.”
“There must have been a reason, or what Oakwood considered a reason,” I said.
“Sure. But that doesn't mean Petrillo knows what it is.”
“No,” I said. “Probably not. Will you call me tomorrow and let me know what you learn from Petrillo, or what you don't learn?”
“Of course,” Don said as we left the restaurant. I was feeling at a loose end, as my mother used to say, everything hanging in the air. I dropped Don off at the police station and set out for home. It had been a long, if inconclusive day.
The next day I had an invitation from Kate Fansler, who asked if I would like to stop by in the late afternoon. She would certainly understand if I couldn't, but would welcome me if I found it convenient.
I found it more than convenient: enticing. I needed to talk to someone about the case, someone who had most of the background and just needed filling in on the most recent eventsâmy meeting with the dean and the dean's secretary, and the brutal encounter between Oakwood and poor Petrillo.
At Kate's insistence, I told her about these mattersâafter greeting Banny, of course, and accepting a drink. Kate listened intently, and then suggested that we put off discussing it until she could tell me about the more or less Tennysonian fun she had been having.
“I've been reading
Freshwater
,” she said. “It really is a hoot.” I must have looked blank because she held up the slender book.
“Ah,” I said as the penny dropped. “The play they put on that so upset Haycock. But of course everything upset Haycock. Why is it called
Freshwater
? I suppose I ought to know,” I added gloomily.
Kate ignored this. “Freshwater was the house on the Isle of Wight owned by Mrs. Cameron, who was Virginia Woolf's aunt and a great photographer. Tennyson had a house nearby. Do listen to this. In the play, Tennyson is talking to Ellen Terry, who would become a famous actor but who was, at the moment, the very young, unhappy wife of the painter Watts, decades her senior. She is flirting with Tennyson, who says to her: âYou should see me in my bath! I have thighs like alabaster!' ” Kate looked at me expectantly.
“Was there something wrong with his thighs?” I asked.
“Oh, dear,” Kate said. “No, I don't think there was anything wrong. It's just not the sort of remark one expects from so famous a Victorian poet. Clearly Virginia Woolf, who wrote the play, felt great affection for Tennyson, but to Haycock this must have seemed like the cruelest and most unnecessary mockery.”
I slid down further into my chair, took a swig of my drink, and tried to look happy. Kate decided to have one more shot at convincing me of whatever she was trying to convince me of.
“Well, then, listen to this. Tennyson is talking to Mrs. Cameron, who has been posing a donkey, who was supposed to be carrying St. Christopher on its back; Mrs. Cameron liked to make allegorical pictures. She mentions the ass to Tennyson, who says:
Yes, there was a damned ass praising Browning the other day. Browning, I tell you. But could Browning have written: “The moan of doves in immemorial elms, / The murmuring of innumerable bees.” Or this, perhaps the loveliest line in the languageâ“The mellow ouzel fluting on the lawn.”
There was a pause. “Kate,” I said, in what I hoped was a pathetic tone, “I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.”
“Because you don't know what an ouzel is,” Kate said. “No one but Tennyson knew before he wrote that line. He liked to use odd words from Middle English. I think it's a kind of water bird.”
“It's not just the ouzel,” I said. “It's all of it. I'm sorry to be such a disappointment, Kate.”
Kate put the book down with a sigh, and then I thought of my conversation with Rick Fowler. “I do remember something,” I said. “Something about âthump, thump, thump.' ”
Kate brightened up. “That's âAlice',” she said. “A takeoff on âMaud' and the fact that the flowers in Tennyson's poem talked.” Kate looked at the ceiling and recited:
There has fallen a splendid tear
From the passion-flower at the gate.
She is coming, my dove, my dear;
She is coming, my life, my fate;
The red rose cries, “She is near she is near”;
And the white rose weeps, “She is late”;
The Larkspur listens. “I hear, I hear”;
And the lily whispers, “I wait.”
Â
There was a pause. “Well,” I finally said, “no one can accuse
you
of not liking Tennyson, and you say they couldn't accuse Virginia Woolf of not liking him either. I can't see what Haycock was all wrought up about.”
“That's it, you see. Woolf's comedy is all good, clean fun, not meant to injure or mock anyone. That it got under Haycock's skin suggests he may have been, to put it mildly, a bit off balance. And it's not that I really appreciate Tennyson. I had an aging professor in collegeâshe was probably not much older than I am now, but she seemed ancient to me thenâand she used to quote Tennyson with relish. We found her funny, of course, but we also saw that her affection for his poetry was profound, particularly for âMaud.' Those are the only lines I remember, if you want to know.”
I couldn't think what to say. I took another sip and just sat there, waiting. Maybe everyone who taught literature went a bit nuts from time to time. That would certainly explain a lot. Kate seemed to be still thinking of talking flowers or something. Slowly I got my mind back into gear.
“We don't need Virginia Woolf or anyone else to tell us Haycock was peculiar and obsessed with Tennyson,” I said. “But where does that get us? I mean, do you think he meant to kill Antonia or all of those who put on
Freshwater
, but got mixed up and drank the retsina before offering it to them?”
“I don't think we should put too much emphasis on Tennyson,” Kate said. I thought she had a nerve, frankly. Who'd been quoting him about larkspurs and passionflowers? “Was the dean at that party of Haycock's?”
“No. He was in Arizona at some conference.”
“Haycock was certainly giving him a lot of misery. Maybe he hired someone?”
“I've thought of that. Do you really think a dean could set out to murder a professor?”
“I'm sure a lot of them would like to. I'm hardly unbiased, but I find it easier to imagine a dean doing that than a professor, however unhappy.”
“Kate, I really have trouble believing that academics, professors, can behave as crazily as these seem to do, at least some of them. I know Oakwood is only an adjunct, but how many teachers of writing beat people to a pulp?”
“I'll tell you something I heard just the other day,” Kate said. “This wasn't an English department, but the situation isn't all that different. In this case, the head of the department, who was in tight with the administration, took petty revenge on any faculty member who disagreed with him, even in a reasonable way. He would take away courses, or find some way to pay them back. So nobody disagreed with him, and there was no point in trying to move him out of the chair because he would still have his in with the boys in central administration.”
“Did anyone try to murder him?”
“No. I was right when I said murder was very seldom if ever resorted to in the academic world. But members of the department have started leaving, and at some point the administration may catch on. Or they may not, of course. The point, Woody, is that petty tyrants exist everywhere, and no less in academia.”
“I guess they're not so petty.”
“True, they're not Saddam Hussein. And their revenge is usually in the petty things that can make a professor miserable. Of course, Saddam Hussein murdered his son-in-law, so maybe Haycock is more like that.”