Authors: Andrew Rosenheim
Billings suddenly felt immense relief â he'd not known Holly long enough to have their relationship described this way. Holly was saying, âBut we're close, and always will be. Anyway,' she went on, âit's for him to speak about his own history. I won't defend everything he's ever done.' What had Harry done wrong? Billings thought. Had the papers found out he was unfaithful, too? Holly looked defiantly at Frost. âI am not my brother's keeper,' she declared. âI am just his sister, and like any sister, I'll always be there for him.'
Her brother
! Billings remembered her account of him:
He lives in America and does drugs
. So had he been found?
Billings listened incredulously as Frost switched the subject, traded a few more predictable banalities with Holly about the General Election, then turned to a remote correspondent for a report on Russia's latest currency collapse. And that was that. With a baffling mix of emotions he could not understand â part immense relief not to be exposed, yet part a curious irritation that he wasn't part of the newspapers' story â Billings left the flat. There were of course no reporters waiting outside. He walked to the newsagent, feeling simultaneously reprieved and relegated.
His attempts to disguise the purchase of the
News of the World
by buying three quality Sundays as well did not fool Mr Ali, who disinterred the offending paper with a censorious raising of eyebrows before ringing it up. Billings tucked the paper back again amidst the higher-brow pages of the
Sunday Telegraph
, and only drew it out when well clear of the shop. The headline put any lingering fears of his own role in the apparent scandal firmly to rest:
The agenda of the article was apparent in the opening lines:
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Labour Party Family Values came unstuck last night with revelations about Kevin Bristow, younger brother of Holly Lester, £300,000 per year consultant wife of Labour Party Leader, Harry Lester. The Black Sheep of the Bristow family is a mystery to the British public. Just who is the brother-in-law of the man most people think will be Britain's next Prime Minister?
Now an exclusive
News of the World
investigation can reveal the true story of Holly Lester's younger brother. We have discovered the following facts about Kevin Bristow:
- arrested in the state of California for possession of cocaine with intent to sell
- tried and CONVICTED and sentenced to 12 months imprisonment
- returned to Britain last June and has since been OFFICIALLY CAUTIONED by London police in the notorious drugs-ridden Kings Cross area
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There was more, little of it informative. A neighbour from his childhood days in Brighton remembered Kevin as âcheeky' and âa bit wild'. An unnamed âfriend' of Holly said the Leader's wife was âmortified and humiliated' by her brother. A pundit otherwise known for his opinions about the Royal Family stressed the damage that news of Kevin's infractions would cause the Labour Party.
âWhy on earth are you reading the
News of the World
?'
He looked up to find Marla in front of him, holding Sam firmly on his lead. The dog lunged happily at Billings, tongue lapping. âDown Sam,' she said firmly.
Billings ignored her query. âWhat are you doing here?' he asked sharply, then softened as he saw hurt creep into Marla's face. âSorry, it's just that you startled me.'
âI was walking Sam,' she said, âand thought I'd get a paper.
Not
the
News of the World
.'
He shrugged. âTake this,' he said, handing her the
Observer
.
âYou sure?'
âAbsolutely. I'll stick to the Torygraph. You know me.'
She said nothing to this, pulling Sam back since he was keenly sniffing a rubbish can.
âI'll walk you to the corner,' he said, and joined her as Sam tried to pull ahead. Marla began talking about recent events in her life, while Billings thought about the
News of the World
article. Surely it couldn't do much damage to Labour â why should Holly be held to account for her brother's misdoings? Siblings of famous people were notoriously maverick: he thought of Churchill's younger brother Jack, Jimmy Carter's awful brother Billy, Clinton's rock n' roll half-brother, even John Major's curious sibling Terry.
âThere are some wonderful views near the cottage,' Marla was saying. âHard to paint though.'
He ignored this, too, nodding politely to keep Marla talking while he thought some more about Holly. Presumably this scare would make any future meetings with her difficult â no, impossible. Yet he felt even greater impatience for the General Election â now ten days off â to be over and done with. After which, Holly would be back in London. And then? What was he thinking of â cosy rendezvous on Wigmore Street, tea with nanny on Regent's Park Road? He must be mad; he realized with a heavy heart that the closest he would get would be a snatched glimpse as he pressed his nose against the barred gate at the end of Downing Street.
They arrived at the corner of Goldhawk Road. Sam turned and looked at Billings expectantly. âWell,' he said, looking down at the dog, âI'd better be going home.'
Marla stared at him with an expression he could not at first make out. She said, âYou haven't been listening to a single word I've said, have you? Go on, admit it.'
He saw a tantrum brewing and cursed his inattention. âI'm sorry,' he said wearily.
No outburst ensued. He noticed instead that her eyes were welling with tears. She tightened her grip on Sam's lead and turned and marched away. âI
am
sorry,' he called after her, but Marla kept walking.
In the afternoon he dug out the mobile number Holly had given him and rang her. There was a long wait before she answered; in his new-found paranoia, he wondered if some sort of security vetting was at work.
âHolly, it's me. James.'
The mobile line crackled. Then she said, âHow nice of you to call.'
Nice of him to call? âI saw you on Frost. You were excellent. I just wanted to ring and see if you're all right.'
âWe're just coming to Sheffield now. I'm afraid I'm losing you.' She sounded clear as a bell. âI'll have to get back to you about that, I'm afraid, once I've checked my appointments diary.'
He suddenly clicked. âRing me tonight if you can,' he said. âI'll be home all evening.'
âGoodbye. Thank you for ringing.'
He kept off the phone and waited, as patiently as he could. She rang him back a little after seven o'clock. She sounded elated. âSorry about before, but that pig Ferguson was in the car with me.'
âHow are you?'
âAbsolutely rushed off my feet. My son looks at me like I'm a stranger â I've probably slept all of two nights in my own bed since the campaign began.'
âIs this brother business all right now?'
âI couldn't say. Last thing I know he was living in Venice California. When the tabloids tracked him there, they discovered he'd left last month and come back to England. But there's been no sign of him. I can only hope I hear from him before the
News of the World
does â God knows what he'd say for a bribe from them.'
âLet me know if I can help,' he said, feeling at once foolish and sincere.
âYou are sweet, but actually you shouldn't worry. If you read the papers tomorrow, I think you'll find it's no longer much of a story.'
âWhy is that?'
She laughed richly. âSomething's going to be taking its place. Alan's spent the last three hours feeding the story to the right places. Hang on,' she said, âhang on. I've got to put some more money in.'
âWhere are you?'
âOutside the hall. In Sheffield. I'd better go in a minute. The rally's about to start.'
He felt panicked by the prospect of her suddenly ringing off. âI miss you Holly.' He felt miserable about their fleeting conversation, and gloomily certain that he would not be talking with her again soon.
Something of this seemed to communicate itself to her. âListen,' she said urgently. âI've no idea when I'll be able to ring again. But I've had an idea â call it an inspiration, maybe.' She suddenly laughed richly.
âWhat's that?' he asked, hopes rising.
âI don't want to spoil it until I know it will work. But if you get an invitation soon â
not
to an opening, I mean â make sure you accept.
And
attend.'
âWhat kind of invitation?'
âI have to go. I can hear the warm-up man and I have to get backstage.'
âWill I speak with you soon?'
â
See
me more likely. Just remember to RSVP.'
When with varying degrees of decorum the next day's papers announced that, far from expiring peacefully at home, Jock Nichols, M.P. now deceased, had died in the flat (and also in the arms) of a blonde research assistant thirty-two years his junior, Billings was unsurprised but still impressed by Trachtenberg's deft placement of the story.
Deft
placement? â hell, it was everywhere, relegating Holly's small fraternal difficulties to the innermost pages in some cases (
The Times
and
Telegraph
), and to no pages at all in the rest.
He remembered the conversation he had overheard in the flat:
Let's just say that when he died, he wasn't where he was supposed to be
. He remembered, and took note, but found himself more occupied by the recent fact that business was bad, very bad â in the past week Billings had sold literally nothing at all.
This had never happened before, but he could not honestly feel surprised, for in opening the gallery the year before what had he really expected? He was no longer altogether sure. After the manic highs and depressive lows of the New York art world, he had at the very least expected
sanity
. He hadn't thought of thriving, but nor had real failure struck him as a likely prospect. He supposed he had been planning, in classic national fashion, to muddle through. Not rich, not poor. Just English.
Times had certainly changed. In America, where materialism mattered most, people reacted against the supremacy of Mammon by seeking alternative values in extremes â Taoism, acupuncture thrice daily, survivalist sects, sexual âaddiction'. When contemplating his flight from this growing lunacy, Billings had imagined that the UK remained a place where people felt no such need. A coherent anti-materialist life had long been in place â a world of church and school, family and friends.
Dream on
, he thought now bleakly, hearing again the Brooklyn-bred voice of Ratner the dealer. âWhy is nobody buying?' he heard Tara ask him, but he had no answer to give. His concern was only partly abated by learning that comparable colleagues were in the same dire straits. â
Nada
doing,' said R-A languidly over lunch at Brooks's, his club. âNot even the Chinese are spending any money.'
It was the
Professore
who two afternoons later supplied the answer. âI was thinking of buying a peecture,' he said, wearing a suit of soft green moleskin and hand-made shoes.
âFrom me?' asked Billings, astonished.
âWhy not?' said the
Professore
. âYou have sold the one I like, but there is a watercolour by the same artist downstairs, is there not?'
The Burgess. âYes. It's still there.'
He knocked 10% off the £750 asking price, which seemed to please the man. As he wrapped the watercolour, the
Professore
smiled at Billings and said, âYou seem surprised, my friend, that I am buying this. Is business that slow?'
âAt a complete standstill.'
âAh, the people â they are awaiting. People like me. Overseas people especially. People of means, yes, but people who are careful. I think you will find things improve after this Election of yours.'
âReally. Even if Labour gets in?'
âEspecially if Labour gets in. Which I think must be a certainty now. Do you not agree?' He looked at Billings quite penetratingly until Billings nodded in agreement. The
Professore
continued, âIt may not be what one wants, of course. But it seems the likely way to go.'
âSo how will that help sales?'
âSimple. Everybody will tell you that certain items sell when the people is confident. Consumer confidence, no? But actually, it is not confidence that sells them â
it is the removal of fear
. Labour wins and, how do you say it?, the roof does not collapse. It shakes a bit, perhaps a tile falls off â but it does not cave in. And so, people like me, or Mr Yamomoto, or Herr Duseldorf, or', and his voice assumed a comic smorgasbord effect, âLars Sonnenegrad, they all â that is people of international sort, people of means â say to ourselves, “England is safe for now. Buy there and it will be... okay.”'
âHow can you be so sure life will be safe under Labour?'
The
Professore
looked at him with ill-disguised impatience. âYou are asking only for the sake of asking, my friend. You know as well as I do,' and for a disturbing moment Billings thought the man knew all about his relationship with Holly. âYou have only to look at the people they are, the people they like, the things they like to do, to know they are no danger.' He paused and suddenly laughed. âNot to us fat cats anyway.'
Occasionally the gallery got a second post, and Thursday afternoon brought three bills and an unusual invitation.
Â
The Directors of the Confederation of British Industry
request the pleasure of your company at an address
NEW BRITAIN, NEW PARTY