Holiday Man (21 page)
Will marveled at how a guy who resembled him physically could act with all the subtlety of a Saturday-morning cartoon character.
“So keep the movie-ticket stubs from your dates,” Bingley said. “Invest in a digital camera, or even grab your old Polaroid, and snap some pretty pictures of the two of you. Save her e-mails and make sure she shows up happy and talkative by my birthday. It’s on Mother’s Day, this year.” He tilted his head as if in deep contemplation. “Whoever this chick is, I
wanna
see her hanging on your arm with lovely-
dovey
eyes only for you.”
Will thought of the one woman he wanted, no,
needed
to win this wager with Bingley. Charlotte Lucas. If only she could be as amazing in person as she seemed online. A youthful but professional twenty-two-year-old future child psychologist. Bright, humorous and a sports enthusiast with a warm heart. Someone who’d fit in perfectly at the clinic, if he’d gauged her right. And someone he could tolerate for five dates outside of it.
She’d described herself as being five-foot-six with light-brown hair and brown eyes, but she held the advantage. She’d seen him—a scanned picture anyway—but he had yet to see her. Maybe, just maybe, after three weeks of cautious e-mailing, that’d change tomorrow. The clinic’s funding depended on it.
Still, this was a hell of way to make a few million bucks.
“I’ve got to go,” he said. “My rounds start in a few minutes. Talk to you next week.”
“Catch you later,” his cousin said. “Don’t be a stranger.”
“They don’t come any stranger than you,” Will muttered, their standard childhood reply.
“I heard that.” Bingley smirked, his fingers scoring his thick brown hair, his lean legs sauntering on his way through the sliding doors.
Will sighed and took to the stairs. The guy never changed. There was always some weird bet, some eccentric agenda in Bingley’s quest to “feel needed” or whatever. But this time the ends might justify the means.
Will tucked the flap of his shirt into the dress slacks he’d worn for the administrative meeting today and readjusted his tie with a scowl. He missed his scrubs but formalities had to be observed with the hospital board.
“Hey, Dr. Darcy,” a ninety-year-old patient called from her bed on the second-floor east wing. “You my doctor today?”
“Wish I was, sweetheart,” he said, winking and making the elderly lady blush. “None of the patients on my roster could hold a candle to your good looks.”
“Oh, how you do go on!” She looked away, her head and hands shaking, feigning disgust, but he could see teeth. She was grinning big.
Parkinson’s. Stage Two. He struggled to close his mind to it and move down the hall. The pain of dealing with deteriorating elderly patients would chew him up if he dwelled there. Even though the low-income moms he liked to work with were often in dire straits, it was still less agonizing to watch than the suffering of the elderly.
He slid into an empty room and flipped on the computer. He had huge plans for his clinic. He just needed to get the hospital’s final stamp of approval, which he could get if he could secure the rest of the cash.
The board had said so.
This morning.
To get the cash, though, he’d have to get Bingley onboard. To get Bingley onboard, he’d have to get Charlotte Lucas.
Immediately.
He scanned his list of unread e-mail messages, but didn’t see anything life-threatening in the subject lines. Clicking on Charlotte’s e-mail address, he typed what he hoped would be a hard-to-resist invitation.
Will proofed it for errors, took a deep breath and clicked SEND.
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