Authors: David Warner
Monday mornings at Sandhill Primary began with school assembly out in the quadrangle. Davey was usually late and this morning was no exception.
âSsh!' Davey held a finger to his lips and slunk in to a place next to his friend
Kevin McNab. He was hoping his teacher Mr Mudge wouldn't notice. Mudge hated students being late. He hated it almost as much as he hated cricket.
âWhat's this I hear about a bet?' Kevin asked.
Mudge's radar was in fine form. His head spun around at lightning speed at the sound of Kevin's voice. His ears glowed menacingly like hot coals on an open fire.
âNo talking!' Mudge hissed at Kevin. He shot Davey a frown for good measure, before turning back to gaze with a look of reverence at their principal, Mrs Trundle.
Trundle had a lot to say, as always. She rattled on about cake stalls, fundraisers, and the upcoming art show and then â just when it seemed she was wrapping things up â she announced a list of merit award winners.
Davey switched off. His name wouldn't be called out. It would be the same students who always won merit awards. Sunil and Bella Ferosi would be among them.
âSunil Deep,' Mrs Trundle said brightly as she scanned the crowd for Sunil. He stood up and gave her one of his most winning dimpled smiles.
âIf I hit six sixes, maybe I'll win a merit award,' Davey whispered to Kevin.
The crowd clapped wearily as Sunil accepted his piece of paper.
âAnything's possible,' Kevin whispered back.
âP-lease,' hissed a voice from behind Davey. Davey didn't need to turn around to know who the voice belonged to. Bella Ferosi.
She knew a lot about winning merit awards and was easily the best student in the class.
âYou need
A
s, not
D
s, to win a merit award.' Bella always spoke slowly when speaking to Davey, as if she were speaking to a toddler. It was more than a little annoying.
âYou know what, Bella?' whispered Davey.
Bella leaned in closer to hear what he had to say.
âI bet you that I win a merit award by the end of term.'
Kevin's eyes grew wide.
Bella waited for the punchline, but it didn't come. âOh, you're not joking?' She narrowed her eyes at Davey. âThat's a bet you're sure to lose.'
âThen you have nothing to lose by accepting the bet,' Davey smiled.
âAnd if by some freak chance you do win an award?' Bella asked.
âThen you have to dress up as the Sandhill Sluggers' mascot for our final game.'
A small worry line formed on Bella's perfect brow.
âNot the . . .
slug
?' Bella could hardly bring herself to say the word.
Nobody in their right minds ever wanted to wear the Sluggers' mascot costume. And for very good reason.
It was a dark greyâgreen slug colour with two brown slug antennae sticking dismally out the top. The slug dance was
like the moon walk â no arms, just legs shuffling, dragging the slug's tail.
To make things worse, your face could be seen while wearing the costume. There was nowhere to hide.
âYou're serious?' Bella seemed to warm to Davey's idea thinking, perhaps, that there was no way she could lose, because Mr Mudge would
never
give Davey an award.
âAnd if â make that
when
â you don't win an award, you'll join the All Stars cheer squad for our netball final,' Bella said with an evil grin.
âYou mean, in a girl's netball uniform?' Davey asked.
âUh huh,' Bella nodded, âpink skirt, pink singlet, pink socks and pink shoes, and you
have to cheer the girls with the pompoms doing
all
the cheers.'
The cheers were ridiculous pop songs sung in soprano with lots of shrieking, giggling and girly hysteria. Something in Davey just snapped. If he was going to bring Mo down, he might as well do the same with Bella. Her opinion of herself was way too high.
âThis is not a good idea, Davey,' Kevin warned.
âIt's a bet,' said Davey and he shook Bella's outstretched hand.
She smiled politely before withdrawing her hand and wiping the palm on her tunic.
About a century later, assembly ended and they made their way to the classroom.
Mudge called for everyone to settle.
âJust a reminder that tomorrow is our exciting PE excursion to Penguin Palace RSL and Bowling Club and I expect you to be on your best behaviour,' their teacher explained, with something close to enthusiasm.
Mudge even looked less exhausted than usual as he spoke at length about his favourite sport, lawn bowls.
âIt will be a long day out in the sun and it's a physically demanding sport . . .'
Davey caught George's eye. Mudge didn't know the meaning of physically demanding and rolling a ball down a small flat green certainly didn't cut it.
âYou'll need sunscreen, a hat, sports kit and don't be late for the bus. We leave at 8 a.m. sharp.' The bright vermilion of Mudge's ears highlighted the importance of his words.
Despite the fact that they were in for the world's most boring class excursion, Davey was looking forward to a day out of the classroom.
Surely it couldn't be all that bad?
Bella Ferosi's hand shot up.
âYes, Bella?' Mudge asked, pleased that someone was showing an interest.
âSir, will this excursion be assessed?' She shot Davey a smug look.
Mudge grinned. âI'm so glad you asked, because that was my next announcement.'
Davey's stomach sank with a lurch. It landed somewhere around his knees.
Mudge was grinning from ear to ear like a deranged Cheshire cat. âYour big assignment for the end of term will be an essay on lawn bowls.'
Davey groaned.
â
Warner
,' Mudge erupted. He went from cold to hot so quickly that the veins in his ears throbbed dangerously. âYou had better be well behaved tomorrow or there will be con-se-quences!'
Davey heard a snigger from Mo.
âNow, as preparation for tomorrow, we will spend the rest of the day studying the history of lawn bowls. If you'll turn your attention to . . .'
And the rest of the day proved to be as mind-numbing as Davey had thought it would be.
The end-of-day school bell rang out loud and clear.
âThe bus leaves at 8 a.m. SHARP!' Mudge yelled as 6M shot out of the classroom as if their lives depended on it.
âI thought he'd never stop,' groaned Kevin.
Davey's head was so full of lawn bowls facts
he
felt old and crotchety.
âI can't believe you've bet your brains and your brawn,' joked George when they were getting their bikes from the bike racks near the school entrance.
âBella could do with a little healthy competition,' Davey said.
Sunil stifled a laugh.
Davey shot his friend a look which said
Don't you start.
âI can get a merit award if I set my mind to it.'
âAnd pigs can fly!' Sunil cracked up.
âWatch it,' Davey said.
âOoh!' Sunil pretended to be scared. âLet's see you put that attitude into your batting practice, because you're going to need it!'
âRace you to Little Park,' yelled Davey, taking off in front of the others on his pushie.
âNot if I get there first!' Kevin took off after Davey.
When they got to Little Park, the friends ditched their bikes and got down to business. Davey batted, Sunil bowled, Kevin took his place as wicket-keeper and George was fielder.
While Mudge had been droning on, Davey had spent the day planning his training regime for the next two weeks. He needed to practise his strokeplay, especially hooking, pulling and driving;
then
he wanted to hit sixes.
âSunil, bowl me some long hops,' Davey asked.
Sunil slyly pitched the ball right up in the blockhole and Davey struggled to get the ball away at all, never mind hitting it for a six.
âCome on! None of this defensive stuff . . . I want to go big!'
Sunil got down to bowling him some long hops and Davey practised his big hits. He focused on following through with his shots. The ball repeatedly soared out of the park.
Sunil nodded at him. âBetter, though the bowlers you'll be facing are faster than me. You're going to need a few magic tricks.'
Davey soon realised what Sunil meant. His arms and shoulders quickly grew tired after slogging the ball over and over again.
Finally he had to admit defeat and call it a night. His shoulders were aching like nothing else.
After dinner, Davey brushed his teeth but even the effort of moving the brush up and down was agony.
âYou need to toughen up,' he told the mirror.
Davey flexed his biceps and checked out his reflection. He grimaced at his sore muscles.
Davey's older brother, Steve, appeared in the doorway.
âHey, Rambo,' Steve teased.
Davey grunted and continued brushing.
âI heard something about a bet with Mo. You reckon you're going to hit six sixes at the game against Josh Jarrett?' Steve asked.
Josh Jarrett was Shimmer Bay's captain and cricket's all-round Mr Perfect. Josh and Davey enjoyed a long-running grudge match.
As far as Davey was concerned, losing to Josh was something he couldn't bear to think about.
âMmm.' Davey rinsed his mouth with mouthwash.
âI'll be there to cheer you on,' said Steve, clapping Davey on the back.
Whoosh!
Davey spat out the mouthwash.
âYou think I have a shot at winning?' He was stunned to think his brother had faith in him.
âMate, you've got Buckley's.' Steve chuckled and grabbed his own toothbrush.
Davey groaned. He didn't have the energy to argue. He dragged himself down the hall and flopped into bed.
As soon as Davey opened his eyes, he knew something was wrong. The room was too bright, the house too quiet. He rolled over in bed and looked at his digital clock.