Read His Lordship Possessed Online
Authors: Lynn Viehl
Tags: #General, #Fiction, #Fantasy, #Historical, #Science Fiction, #Urban, #Steampunk
“Bloody hell, Kit,” he snapped, startling a pair of
passing nans. “Have you any idea of how much trouble
you’re in? Th ese are serious charges. Violation of trade
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labor. What the devil have you been up to on the Hill?”
“I tried to help someone.” Before he could shout
again, I added, “You needn’t fuss at me, Inspector. I was
warned; I knew something like this might happen.”
“And you did it anyway.”
“Some things are worth a bit of risk.” I smiled up at
him. “I don’t suppose you’d pay attention to the fl owers
for the next few minutes.”
“I wish I could, Kit, but my beaters are standing just
over there, and they’d give chase.” He held out his hand.
“I’ll speak for you at court.”
“And say what? You know I’m a good lass because we
played together as children? You’ll get the sack.” I turned
round and held my wrists behind my back. “Do your job,
Inspector.”
A few moments later the cold steel cuff s of Doyle’s
shackles clamped over my wrists. “Charmian Constance
Kittredge, you are charged with practicing magic in a
prohibited area. Be advised that anything you say while
in my custody can be entered into evidence and used
against you. You are permitted representation before the
magistrate. If you cannot aff ord such representation, an
aid-solicitor will be summoned to counsel you and speak
on your behalf. Do you understand what I have told you?”
Th e reasons, no, but the words, of course. “I do, sir.”
“Right, then.” He arranged my cloak so that it covered
my manacles and then took my arm. “Let’s go.”
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Chief Inspector Doyle spared me the humiliation of
taking me to Rumsen Main fi rst to be glassed and
recorded. While I knew eventually I would have my
image and personal information added to the vast
number of criminal countenances and case fi les kept in
the police archives, the reprieve gave me a bit of time to
decide what next I would do.
My enemy—either Dredmore or Walsh—had thrown
down the gauntlet by having me hauled before the
magistrate. My choices were to fi ght, arrange bail and
fl ee, or surrender myself to an unhappy fate.
I wasn’t going to run away or give up, which meant I
needed to arm myself.
Montford District, the building where the magistrate
courts were housed, stood in the shadows of Montford
Central, the judgment courts. Both were named for Lord
Montford, the Queen’s Architect, whose building designs
had been brought over along with Crown law after the
Rebellion had been crushed. Th e only way I’d ever see
the inside of Montford Central was if I killed someone,
burned down a block of houses, or something equally as
dastardly; Montford District was reserved for civil and
common criminal cases.
I suppose I should have admired all the grandeur of
the soaring Doric columns and the heavy chiselwork
above the archways, but the stodgy, Crown-nodding
aff ectedness of the building’s design ruined any
appreciation I might have for the bloody place. So did
being hauled to it as a prisoner.
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Doyle brought me into the great hall, which had been
hung with paintings depicting the Empire’s triumph over
the rebels and stone plaquettes inscribed with tiresome
axioms about the nobility of justice.
“‘Th e law of the Crown is a spring of life,’” I read one
out loud as we passed it. “Do you think our forefathers
would agree, Chief Inspector, seeing as it put most of
them facedown in shallow, unmarked graves?”
“Be quiet,” he warned as he steered me through
a security checkpoint and down to an entry marked
Advocacy
.
Inside were two chairs, a table, and a balding solicitor
in a shabby suit who barely glanced at us. “Morning. Th is
the Murphy gel, or the Holmes boy?”
“Kittredge,” Doyle told him.
“Damn it all. I told Scotty I didn’t want that one
before I left the offi ce.” Th e solicitor dug through his
papers until he found a thick bundle of papers and
scowled at me. “You know why you’ve been brought up
before the magis, miss?”
“I’ve been wrongly charged with practicing magic in a
residential area,” I said, sounding as forlorn as possible.
“And what is your name, sir?”
“Douglas Clark, at your service.” He didn’t bother to
get up or bow. “You can leave her, Chief.”
Doyle removed my manacles. “Keep your chin up.”
“Always.” I watched him go before I sat down beside
my aid-solicitor. “I’m not lying, sir. Th e charges being
brought against me are utter nonsense.”
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“Th ey always are, dearie.” He turned to me. “You’re
young, which will help, although you can’t claim
ignorance of the law. Th at always sets hissonor’s wig
on end. Someone coerce you to wave your wand in the
wrong place? Your da, maybe?”
“I’m an orphan.”
“Th at’s too bad. Got a teller off last month for having
a home seeing by blaming her brother for not paying
their rent. And her without a proper license at all.” Clark
studied my face. “What sort of magic you practice?”
“None.”
He shook his head. “Can’t go in denying your
business, miss. Th ey wouldn’t fi le charges without hard
evidence.”
“Th ey have none. I’ve never practiced magic.”
He turned back to the papers and scrabbled through
them, his frown deepening with every page he turned.
“No witnesses, no confi scations, no testimonies. Th at
can’t be right. Hang on, here it is.” He pulled out a paper
and held it up. “His lordship charges that the defendant
bespelled her physical residence to protect the occupants
and repel intruders.”
“I did nothing of the kind,” I assured him.
He nodded absently. “Th ey’ve listed some enchanted
objects that were found openly displayed on the exterior
of your residence.”
“Seven wardlings, nailed above my entry,” I said. “Put
there by a police warder, not me.”
“Th e cops?” He glanced up, completely perplexed.
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“Why’d they want to ward your place, then?”
I detailed the attack on me by the snuff mages as well
as my subsequent detainment and drugging at Rumsen
Main. “I did not fashion or display the wardlings.
Th ere is no other magic item on the premises or in my
possession.” I almost reached for my pendant before I
thought better of it. “Nor have I uttered a single spell.”
“Hang on.” He dug down to the very last page of the
charge statement, and after reading it sat back in his
chair. “Th e charges are being brought by Lord Nolan
Walsh. Himself’s one of them bankers downtown what’s
got more money than H.M. What in sweet Mary’s name
did you do to bring his wrath down on your head, gel?”
So
Walsh, not Dredmore.
An invisible burden lifted from my shoulders, not that I welcomed the tiny surge of
relief that came with it. “I’m working for Lord Walsh’s
wife, Lady Diana. Someone inside his household has
been—”
“No.” Clark held up his hand. “Don’t tell me any
more. I can’t have knowledge of that and stand for you.”
He studied the statement a second time. “Th is police
warder, will she bear witness that she was the one that
put up the protection at your home?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And you’ve never read so much as a tea leaf in your
kitchen?” When I shook my head, he gathered up his
papers and stuff ed them in his case. “Th is is how it will
go, then. I’ll refute the charges, have you repeat the
statements you’ve made to me to the magis—and only
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about the coppers warding your place, if you please—and
then we’ll see just how much money the banker spent on
this.”
“Do you think he bribed offi cers of the court?”
“To bring you up on charges, probably several of
them.” Clark regarded me steadily. “But it’s your lucky
day, my lass. He didn’t think to bribe
me.
”
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Clark and I were summoned before the bench a short time
later. Th e wood-paneled courtroom was divided into two,
and my aid-solicitor led me to a stand on the right in front of several rows of pews that were occupied here and there
by several gentlemen, including Tom Doyle.
I nodded to Doyle but then saw the face of the young
clerk sitting beside him. “Mr. Gremley?”
Clark hushed me and had me sit in one of the two
chairs behind the stand while he took the other.
“Not a word out of you until I say so,” he warned.
“And naught a peep about Walsh or working for the
wife.”
Th e bailiff entered, calling for everyone present to
stand. “Attention, attention, the seventh court of Rumsen
city is now come to order, the Honorable Jason Newton
presiding.”
A stout middle-aged man in an ancient white wig and
dusty-looking blue robes trudged in and took the chair
behind the magistrate’s desk on the platform at the center
back of the court. He looked at me for several moments
before saying, “Be seated. Mr. Jones, you may present the
fi rst case.”
Th e magistrate’s clerk rose from his seat to the right
of the bench and called out, “City of Rumsen versus Miss
Charmian Constance Kittredge.”
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Clark urged me up on my feet again as the clerk
handed the magistrate the warrant.
Magistrate Newton put on a pair of reading spectacles
and reviewed the warrant. “Aid-solicitor Clark, Miss
Kittredge appears to be charged with illegal practice of
magic. How does she plead?”
“Not guilty, your honor,” Clark said promptly.
“Barrister Fordun,” Newton said to the prosecutor. “I
dislike seeing unprotected young ladies in my courtroom.
Th is had better be very good.”
Th e man standing behind the opposite stand adjusted
his new wig before standing, which gave Clark time to
speak in his place.
“If it pleases the court and the Crown,” Clark said
quickly, “my client wishes to enter statements that will
doubtless convince Your Honor to dismiss these charges.”
“Oh, doubtless.” Newton eyed me. “Well, young miss?
What have you to say for yourself?”
I went to the stand and tried my best bewildered look
on the magistrate. “Your Honor, I am being charged
with practicing magic in my home, which is located in a
residential area. I have never done so, and the evidence
being brought forth to condemn me is police property.”
“Naturally it is in their custody,” Fordun said. “Th ey
confi scate any magic paraphernalia in such cases, so that
it might be presented in evidence.”
“No, sir,” I said. “Th e wardlings that were found
nailed above the entry to my fl at are property that
belong
to the police, and were put there by a police warder. Th ey
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are not mine, nor is their display my doing.”
“Is this warder present?” Newton snapped.
“Her supervisor is, Your Honor,” I heard Doyle
say behind me. “I am Chief Inspector Th omas Doyle,
assigned to Rumsen Main. After Miss Kittredge was the
victim of an unprovoked and brutal attack, I sent our staff
warder to search and secure the young lady’s home, in the
hope of preventing a second assault on her person.”
Th e magistrate turned to Fordun. “What other
evidence do you have to support these charges?”
“Th is woman’s home has not yet been searched, Your
Honor,” Fordun said quickly. “I am convinced that when
it is, we will fi nd ample evidence of her crimes.”
Newton sighed. “Inspector, you said your warder
searched the young lady’s home. Did she fi nd anything
unlawful?”
“No, Your Honor,” Doyle said, “and she searched the
premises quite thoroughly.”
“It sounds to me as if someone is trying to use my
court to attack this young lady again.” Th e magistrate
handed the warrants back to his clerk. “Miss Kittredge,
have you at any time practiced magic in your home?”
“No, Your Honor—”
“I have a statement to the contrary given by a titled
gentleman,” the prosecutor said. “He was most emphatic
about her criminal behavior.”