Authors: Phil Redmond
No one could ever quite read Hilary. Especially when she had that mischievous glint in her eye. As she had now, while they stood waiting for the Chair of the County Council to arrive to anoint the initiative and probably drone on about the increasing importance of publicâprivate partnerships in an age of austerity.
Sean took a look around. The usual shirt and tie brigade scoffing his sandwiches and tea. The Chair of the Town Council, Harold Peagram, was present. One-time carpet king on the High Street, now retired and enjoying restoring classic tractors. He had probably only turned out because the Chair of the County Council was coming. At the moment he was swapping stories with the Secretary of the Round Table, Jason Charles and the guy who ran the tyre outfit behind the railway station, whose name Sean could never quite remember. Brenda Hodgson from Pets Parlour was talking to Samir Khan who now ran the Trading Post, the only real local shop for local people left on the High Street he kept telling everyone, deliberately ignoring the fact that he had only arrived five years earlier.
The current Head of the Comp, Julia Erskine was there, as was the Vicar, Deborah Joynston, known as Dilby after her TV counterpart, talking to Lady Winifred Garstang, or Winnie to the locals. Pushing ninety, now a bit unsure on her feet but still sharp as a razor. She seemed to have been around for ever and been on every committee, and had been a governor on the Comp while Sean was still there. Her title came from her deceased husband, who had been knighted for services to a military charity. Although neither talked about it, he was something of a war hero with the RAF and they had lost two sons to military action during the slow dismantling of the British Empire. The only clue left was the commemorative plaque in the porch of the parish church, a porch paid for by Sir Dennis and Lady Garstang.
All this was something of an irony as while Winnie was very happy to chat to Dilby she had refused to set foot in the church since her arrival. It wasn't that she didn't agree that women should be ordained, but it was ridiculous that any woman would devote herself to the idea that God could have been a man. Men worshipping men was one thing. She could tolerate that. Women did that too. But to see another woman worshipping at the altar of what was nothing more than the creation of a serial adulterer and wife Killing King was too much. Now that Dennis had passed away she had no one else to pacify.
Hilary's grin had widened as she looked across at Gill Harkess, in full networking mode, offering her card to the Director of Public Health.
âShe's certainly one of a tribe. Still, I suppose we need them. Get between us and the people we need to reach. Just a pity we seem to spend more time talking to them than doing the day job.' She paused for a moment, then asked, âBut what about you, Sean? Why are you doing this?'
âYou're the third woman to ask me that today,' Sean said.
âOh dear. And?'
âAnd ⦠You probably know the answer, Hilary.'
âThe Nolan equivalent of the Armalite and the ballot box?'
Sean turned, genuinely surprised. And irritated by the inference.
âSorry,' Hilary said. âToo long in counter-terrorism, perhaps. But you favour politics over, I'm guessing, Joey's and Luke's desire for direct action?'
Sean's irritation was turning to anger. âGod, Hilary. Talk about two and two make five. If Joey and Luke wanted to take “direct action”, as you term it, do you think they would have waited three years?'
She went to respond, but Sean could feel his blood pressure rising. âNo, hang on. And this â¦' He waved his arm round. âWell, what? My sister gets killed by druggies, so I want to try and do something about the growing problems? Doesn't take much police work to figure that one out, does it?'
Hilary was starting to feel uncomfortable. But Sean kept going. âSo what's the issue here? I don't know what Joey's up to, if anything, but if I don't support this sort of thing, who will?'
âI'm sorry, Sean. I never really meant anything. It's just â¦' She looked and sounded full of regret. âOK. Sorry. You heard what happened in the park at the weekend?'
Sean started to nose-breathe. Calming down. âNoah gave me chapter, verse and every social media posting.' His anger was now displaced by curiosity.
âOh, I put my foot in it with Joey too,' Hilary explained. âGrilling him about what his friend Luke Carlton is doing home.'
âAnd?'
âTwo and two make five. Anyway,' she added, âkeep on doing what you are doing. We do need and appreciate it.' She offered a weak, almost apologetic smile as she moved away.
Sean watched her go, recognising that it must be difficult policing a community of old friends, but wondering as much about his own reaction as hers. Joey and Luke both had bad reps. He accepted that. And she was, when all was said and done, a copper. But why did it cause him to react so forcefully?
Joey was still looking up at Benno, cornered on the edge of the scaffolding. Remembering the fall he had had in the past, he turned back to Gustav. âOK. Call off the dogs and I'll sort something out.'
He stepped back from the window, boiled up the kettle and started making a fresh pot of tea.
Gustav weighed Joey up and down. He was still not sure how to read him. Most would have buckled a long time ago.
âIt's only ten pounds, Joseph. Not a lot. I offer you five. And you still refuse? What is the point?'
âThat is the point, Gus. It doesn't sound much, but from one hundred blokes?'
âAh, you jealous?'
âNo. I just think you're a parasite.'
Gustav laughed. âWe don't have to get married.' Then his voice became more threatening. âJust help out your friend.'
Joey nodded. He could see he didn't have much choice, dug into his pockets, pulling out a few coins. He counted them before putting them on the table. âTwo pound forty. All I got on me. Until tomorrow.'
Gustav looked, gave a smirk of derision, then turned to the window and gestured for the others to let Benno go. âThat will be twenty pounds tomorrow. For you both. This I keep as interest.'
Joey glanced out to see that Benno was now safe and coming down the scaffold, before picking up the teapot and then suddenly kicking the edge of the table so it rammed into Gustav's stomach. Then he reached over and pulled his head down hard on the table. Holding it there, with the teapot hovering just above, he leaned over him.
âListen, you. I don't care what you and the others do. But I'm telling you now, once and for all. I'm not interested. And neither is Benno. And if you get any ideas of coming after us again â¦'
He poured the tea across Gustav's neck, causing him to yell in pain. Joey held him down for a moment or two before letting him pull his head up.
âYou're right, these are dangerous places.'
âI kill you.'
âYou can try. But first, you'd better get that under a cold tap. Or get to a hospital.'
Gustav shoved the table aside as he made for the door, pushing a surprised Benno out of his way.
âWhat's going on?' Benno asked.
âTea?' Joey said, offering up the teapot.
Benno looked out to see Gustav being bundled into a car. âLooks like he's off to A&E.'
Joey glanced up at the clock. âLet's hope the waiting time's still around four hours, then. We'll be away by then.'
âAnd what about tomorrow? You know he'll be back.'
âI do,' Joey replied, calmly pouring the tea. âAnd as James Bond said, Benno: tomorrow is another day.'
THE BUZZ HAD
already gone round the site. Joey had put Gustav in hospital. It both enhanced his reputation and increased the chance of retaliation. It was now also one of the key factors Joey was considering while trying to make up his mind about going back home, while, at the same time, figuring out how best to run the 110 V ring main Ivantmoreofich wanted.
He wondered if it would make it easier if he told Benno he could keep all the stuff they had stashed. Or reclaimed, according to Benno. The idea had been that they would use it for refurbs instead of buying new, and they had around £10,000 worth in a lock-up in Camden. If I let him have that, Joey thought, it would give him a bit of a head start. Or would it? Would it only help ease Joey's conscience? Initially Benno had been the one who had taken Joey under his wing and found the work, but recently his age had been catching up with him and, as the incident with Gustav had demonstrated, Joey was now his minder.
Sean was still pondering on what had triggered his anger with Hilary Jardine earlier. He knew everything had been heightened when his niece Tanya was threatened and he had spent a lot of time after that, like Luke, talking Joey out of going hunting with his baseball bat. But it was deeper than that. The attack had tapped into something else. Something deeper.
A growing desire to try to do something to make things happen. He was getting more and more fed up listening to everyone complaining about why things never got done. Whether it was emptying the bins, fixing the street lights or clearing out the druggies from the park. It was always the way. Why can't the Council do something?
He was never quite sure what had initially fired him up, but knew it had started with the fight over planning permission. All he and Sandra had wanted to do was expand the business, create more jobs and sort out the parking issues with the neighbours. He couldn't understand why, when the local paper's letters pages were constantly full of people moaning about his customers parking on the grass verges, the planners took such an intransigent line. The muddy field, as Sandra constantly referred to it, had suddenly become an important wet meadow, which just happened to be right opposite one of the local councillors' houses.
At first Sean had taken the line that that was just local gossip until Sandra came home from tennis one day to tell him that Dorothy Mathis, whoever she was, had confirmed that it was indeed the Executive Member for Tourism and Business who lived directly opposite that muddy field. Not only that, but after googling it on her phone while changing ends, Sandra had galvanised Wendy, who apparently ran what was regarded as the militant wing of the Mums 'n' Tots Club at the community centre, to organise an online petition while Nicky, who knew the mother of Arthur Young, the local newshound, soon got him on the case. Within a week a perplexed and bemused councillor was in the local paper sweeping aside any misunderstandings or objections to the excellent plan to resolve a long-standing community issue while helping a local business to thrive. That was, after all, why he was elected, the quotes said.
While it all worked out well in the end and Sean made a point of throwing a Christmas party for the Mums 'n' Tots militant brigade, he, like many others, was left wondering why it always seemed to be like that. Why was the community always fighting the Council? A lot of it could be put down to the fact that the Council had to do what was for the good of the many over the needs of the few, but Sean sensed it was deeper than that. He'd sensed it as soon as he and Sandra had come home from their global wanderings. Having experienced the âwhy not?' atmosphere of the greater global emerging economies, even in parts of the USA where âwhy not?' still trumped âwhy?', he had found the restrictive, rule-driven, jobsworth psychology of Britain oppressive.
Had it got worse while they were away? But thinking back he had concluded that there were now more rules because there were now more things to do in life, and therefore to regulate. If you didn't have anything to do you didn't need a rulebook. It was a legacy of the aristocratic feudal system that the country had still not quite shaken off. Everyone, as far as officialdom was concerned, was still expected to know their place. That was the trouble with politics. Before they were elected, candidates wanted to be representatives. Once elected, they became leaders. And leaders expected people to, well, follow. Follow their lead. Be told what to do. Didn't they?
And to do that they needed a way to control things. Rules. Regs. And the police. Was that what Hilary was querying? Why was he stepping out of his place? Not leaving things to them to sort out. All this was going through his head as he heard the Chairman of the Council thank him for his support and hospitality and ask him to come forward and say a few words.
âThank, you Mr Chairman,' Sean began. âIt's a pleasure to do whatever I can to help our local community.' He turned back to the assembled community representatives in front of him only to focus on Glynnis apparently chasing Arthur Young away from the food with a shake of her head as she started to quietly clear the buffet. That was it. No more. She was protecting her profit margin. His eye caught Hilary Jardine's and he saw she was smiling at him. A supportive smile that would have made Gill Hawkess proud. It was the old friend again. Not the rule enforcer.
He returned the smile, and then heard himself say, âThis is the bit I always like. When I find out what I am going to say.'
âRun it past me again.' Luke was trying to absorb one of Matt's latest ideas.
âThe average smoker costs the NHS about thirty or forty grand over their lifetime, especially at the end when they're coughing their guts up. OK?'
âSo you tell me,' Luke responded. âAnd this is one for the list, is it?'
Matt nodded. âOne hundred and one things to do with a sacked sniper.' He had started compiling the list when they had heard that they, like many others, were being âreleased to pursue their careers elsewhere', as some suit had told them at the debriefing. Funnily enough, as Joey had told Benno, they had not found many jobs advertised for their skill sets once they were out of the services.
âI haven't started ranking them yet. Just, you know, brainstormin' the ideas and that. But I think stopping smokers beats shooting badgers and foxes.'
Luke conceded the point with a nod. âIt certainly takes things up a level or two.'