Authors: David Eddings
“Hey, Civilian,” Jack said. “Let's dump your gear over at your trailer. I want you to see how we got it fixed up.”
“Sure,” I said. “Uncle Dan's gotta go now, kids,” I told the girls. Marlene, the oldestâabout twoâgave me a big, wet
kiss, and Patsy, the baby, pouted and began to cry. I held her until she quit and then handed her to Marg. I went to the door where Jack was waiting.
“You guys go ahead,” Lou said. “I got my shoes off. Besides, I want to watch the ballgame.”
I glanced at the flickering TV set. A smeary-looking baseball game was going on, but I'd swear he hadn't been watching it. I caught a quick glance between him and Margaret, but I didn't pay much attention.
“You guys going to be down there long?” Margaret asked.
“We ought to unpack him and all,” Jack said. “Why?”
“Why don't you put the girls out in the play yard thenâso I can get the place cleaned up?”
“Sure,” Jack said. “Dust McKlearey, tooâsince he's a permanent part of that couch now.”
Lou laughed and settled in a little deeper.
“We'll take the jug,” Jack said.
“Sure,” Lou answered. “I want to rest up for tonight anyway.”
Jack and I put the little girls out in the little fenced-in yard and drove his Plymouth down the street to the trailer I'd rented. We hauled my duffle bag out of the back seat and went in.
It was hot and stuffy inside, and we opened all the windows. The trailer was small and dingy, with big waterstains on the wood paneling and cracked linoleum on the floor. Jack had been able to scrounge up a nearly new couch and a good bed, as well as a few other odds and ends of furniture, a small TV set, dishes, and bedding. It was kind of a trap, but like he said, it was a place to flop. What the hell?
“Pretty good, huh?” he said proudly. “A real bachelor pad.” He showed me around with a proprietary attitude.
“It's great,” I said as convincingly as I could. “I sure do appreciate all you've done in here, Jack.”
“Oh, hell, it's nothing,” he said, but I could see that he was pleased.
“No, I mean itâcleaning up the place and all.”
“Margaret did that,” he said. “All I did was put the arm on Clem for the furniture and stuff.”
“Let's have a drink,” I said. “Christen the place.”
“Right.” He poured some whiskey in the bottom of two mismatched glasses and we drank. My ears were getting a little hot, and I knew I'd have to ease up a bit or I'd be smashed before the sun went down. It had been a real strange day. It
had started at six that morning in a mothball-smelling barracks, and now I'd left all of that for good. Soon I'd be going back to the musty book-smell and the interminable discussions of art and reality and the meaning of truth. This was a kind of never-never land in between. Maybe it was a necessary transition, something real between two unrealitiesâalways assuming, of course, that this was real.
We hauled my duffle bag and my civvies back to the tiny little bedroom and began hanging things up in the little two-by-four closet and stashing them in the battered dresser.
“You gonna buy a set of wheels?” he asked.
“I guess I'd better. Nothing fancy, just good and dependable.”
“Let's see what we can finagle out of Sloane tonight.”
“Look, Jack,” I said, “I don't want to cash in onâ”
“He can afford it,” Jack interrupted. “You go to one of these two-by-four lots on the Avenue, and they'll screw you right into the wall. Me and Lou and Sloane will put you into something dependable for under two hundred. It may not look too pure, but it'll go. I'll see to it that they don't fuck over you.”
I shrugged. Why fight a guy when he's trying to do you a favor? “OK,” I said, “but for a straight dealâI want to pay for what I get.”
“Don't worry,” Jack said.
“Where's the big blowout tonight?” I asked him.
“Over at Sloane's place. Man, wait'll you see his house. It's a goddamn mansion.”
“McKlearey going to be there?”
“Oh, sure. Lou'll show up anywhere there's free booze.”
“He's an odd one.”
“Lou's OK. You just gotta get used to him is all.”
“Well,” I said, depositing my folded duffle bag in the bottom of the closet, “I think that's about got it.”
“Pretty good little pad, huh?” he said again.
“It'll work out just fine,” I said. “Hey, you want to run me to a store for a minute? I'd better pick up some supplies. I guess I can't just run down to the friendly neighborhood mess hall anymore.”
“Not hardly.” He laughed. “But, hell, you could eat over at my place tomorrow.”
“Oh, no. I'm not fit to live with until about noon. Marg and I get along fairly well, and I sure don't want to mildew the sheets right off the bat.”
“What all you gonna need?”
“Just staplesâcoffee, beer, aspirinâyou know.”
“Get-well stuff.” He laughed again.
We went out and climbed into his car.
“Hadn't you better let Marg know where we're going?” I asked him as he backed out into the street.
“Man, it's sure easy to see
you've
never been married. That's the first and worst mistake a guy usually makes. You start checkin' in with the wife, and pretty soon she starts expectin' you to check in every five minutes. Man, you just go when you want to. It doesn't take her long to get the point. Then she starts expectin' you when she sees you.”
The grocery store was large and crowded. It took me quite a while to get everything. I wasn't familiar with the layout, and it was kind of nice just to mingle with the crowd. Actually, I wound up getting a lot more than I'd intended to. Jack kept coming across things he thought I really ought to have on hand.
“Now you'll be able to survive for a few days,” he told me as we piled the sacks in the back seat of his car.
We drove back to my trailer, unloaded the groceries, and put the stuff that needed to be kept cold in the noisy little refrig beside the stove. Jack picked up the whiskey bottle, and we drove his car back up to his trailer. We got out and went up to the door. The screen was latched.
“Hey,” Jack yelled, rattling the door, “open the gate.”
Lou got up from the couch, looking a little drowsy and mussed. “Keep your pants on,” he said, unlocking the door.
“Why in hell'd you lock it?” Jack asked him.
“I didn't lock it,” Lou answered. “I dropped off to sleep.”
“Where's Marg?”
“I think I just heard her in the can.”
“Marg,” Jack yelled, “what the hell'd you lock the front door for?”
“Was it locked?” Her voice was muffled.
“No, hell, it wasn't locked. I'm just askin' because I like the sound of my own voice.”
“I don't know,” her voice came back. “Maybe it's getting loose and slipped down by itself.”
He snapped the latch up and down several times. It seemed quite stiff. “It couldn't have,” he yelled back at her, “it's tighter'n hell.”
“Well, I don't know. Maybe I latched it myself from force
of habit.” The toilet flushed, and she came out. “So why don't you beat me?”
“I just wanted to know why the door was latched, that's all.”
“Lou and I were having a mad, passionate affair,” she snapped, “and we didn't want to be interrupted. Satisfied?”
“Oh,” Jack said, “that's different. How was it, Lou?”
“Just dandy,” Lou said, laughing uneasily.
“Let's see now,” Jack said, “am I supposed to shoot you, or her, or both of you?”
“Why not shoot yourself?” Margaret suggested. “That would be the best betâyou
have
got your insurance all paid up, haven't you?”
Jack laughed and Margaret seemed to relax.
“Where'd you guys take off to in the car?” she asked me.
“We made a grocery run,” Jack said. “Had to lay in a few essentials for himâyou know, beer, aspirin, Alka-Seltzerâstaples.”
“We saw you take off,” she said. “We kinda wondered what you were up to.”
“Hey, Alders,” Lou said, “what time are we supposed to be at Sloane's?”
“Jesus,” Jack said, “you're right. We better get cranked up. We've got to pick up Carter.”
“Who's he?” I asked.
“Another guy. Works for the city. You'll like him.”
“We'll have to stop by a liquor store, too, won't we?” I said.
“What for? Sloane's buying.”
“Sloane always
buys
,” McKlearey said, putting on his shoes. “He'd be insulted if anybody showed up at one of his parties with their own liquor.”
“Sure, Dan,” Jack said. “It's one of the ways he gets his kicks. When you got as much money as old Calvin's got, you've already bought everything you want for yourself so about the only kick you get out of it is spendin' it where other guys can watch you.”
“Conspicuous consumption,” I said.
“Sloane's conspicuous enough, all right,” Jack agreed.
“And he can consume about twice as much as any three other guys in town.” Lou laughed.
“We'll probably be late,” Jack told Margaret.
“No kidding,” she said dryly.
“Come on, you guys,” Jack said, ignoring her. We went out of the trailer into the slanting late-afternoon sun.
“I'll take my own car,” McKlearey said. “Why don't you guys pick up Carter? I've got to swing by the car lot for a minute.”
“OK, Lou,” Jack said. “See you at Sloane's place.” He and I piled into his Plymouth and followed McKlearey on out to the street. I knew that my brother wasn't stupid. He
had
to know what was going on with Margaret. Maybe he just didn't care. I began not to like the feel of the whole situation. I began to wish I'd stayed the hell out of that damned poker game.
M
IKE
Carter and Betty, his wife, lived in a development out by Spanaway Lake, and it took Jack and me about three-quarters of an hour to get there.
We pulled into the driveway of one of those square, boxy houses that looked like every other one on the block. A heavyset guy with black, curly hair came out into the little square block of concrete that served as a front porch.
“Where in hell have you bastards been?” he called as Jack cut the motor.
“Don't get all worked up,” Jack yelled back as we got out of the car. “This is my brother, Dan.” He turned his face toward me. “That lard-ass up there is CarterâTacoma's answer to King Kong.”
Mike glanced around quickly to make sure no one was watching and then gave Jack the finger,
“Wie geht's?”
he said to me grinning.
“
Es geht mir gut
,” I answered, almost without thinking. Then I threw some more at him to see if he really knew any German.
“Und wie geht's Ihnen heute?”
“
Mit dieses und jenes
,” he said, pointing at his legs and repeating that weary joke that all Germans seem to think is so hysterically funny.
“
Es freut mich
,” I said dryly.
“How long were you in Germany?” he asked, coming down the steps.
“Eighteen months.”
“Where were you stationed?”
“Kitzingen. Then later in Wertheim.”
“Ach so? Ich war zwei Jahren in München
.”
“Die Haupstadt von the Welt? Ganz glücklich!”
Jack chortled gleefully. “See, Mike, I told you he'd be able to
sprechen
that shit as well as you.”
“He's been at me all week to talk German to you when he brought you over,” Mike said.
“Man”âJack laughedâ“you two sounded like a couple of real Krauts. Too bad you don't know any Japanese like I do. Then we could
all
talk that foreign shit. Bug hell out of Sloane.” Very slowly, mouthing the words with exaggerated care, he spoke a sentence or two in Japanese. “Know what that means?”
“One-two-three-four-five?” Mike asked.
“Come on, man. I said, âHow are you? Isn't this a fine day?'” He repeated it in Japanese again.
“Couldn't prove it by me,” I said, letting him have his small triumph.
He grinned at both of us, obviously very proud of himself. “Hey, Mike, how's that boat comin'?” he asked. “Is it gonna be ready by duck season?”
“Shit!” Mike snorted. “Come on out back and look at the damn thing.”
We trooped on around to the back of the house. He had a fourteen-foot boat overturned on a pair of sawhorses out by the garage. It was surrounded by a litter of paint-scrapings which powdered the burned-out grass.
“Look at that son of a bitch,” Mike said. “I've counted twelve coats of paint already, and I'm still not down to bare wood. It feels pretty spongy in a couple places, tooâprobably rotten underneath. I'm afraid to take off any more paintâprobably all that's holding it together.”
Jack laughed. “That's what you get for doin' business with Thorwaldsen. He slipped you the Royal Swedish Weenie. I could have told you that.”
“That sure won't do me much good right now,” Mike said gloomily.
We went into the house long enough for me to meet Betty. She was a big, pleasant girl with a sweet face. I liked her, too.
Then the three of us went out and piled into Jack's car. Betty stood on the little porch and waved as we pulled out of the driveway.
Jack drove on out to the highway, and we headed back toward town through the blood-colored light of the sunset.
“You have yourself a steady
Schatzie
in Germany?” Mike asked me.
“Last few months I did,” I told him. “Up until then I was being faithful to my âOne and Only' back here in the States. Of course âOne and Only' had a different outlook on life.”
“Got yourself one of those letters, huh?”
“Eight pages long,” I said. “By the end of the fourth page, it was all my fault. At the end of the last page, I was eighteen kinds of an unreasonable son of a bitchâyou know the type.”
“Oh,
gosh
, yes.” Mike laughed. “We used to tack ours up on a bulletin board. So then you found yourself a
Schatzie
?”
I nodded. “Girl named Heidi. Pretty good kid, really.”
“I got myself tied up with a nympho in a town just outside Munich,” Mike said. “She even had her own
house
, for God's sake. Her folks were loaded. I spent every weekend and all my leave-time over at her place. Exhausting!” He rolled his eyes back in his head. “I was absolutely
used
when I came back to the States.”
I laughed. “She had it pretty well made then. At least you probably didn't get that âMarry me Chee-Eye, und take me to der land uf der big P-X' routine.”
“No chance. I said good-bye over the telephone five minutes before the train left.”
“That's the smart way. I figured I knew this girl of mine pretty wellâhell, I'd done everything but hit her over the head to make her realize that we weren't a permanent thing. I guess none of it sunk in. She must have had visions of a vine-covered cottage in Pismo Beach or some damned thing. Anyway, when I told her I had my orders and it was
Auf Wiedersehen
, she just flat flipped out. Started to scream bloody murder and then tried to carve out my liver and lights with a butcher knife.”
They both laughed.
“You guys think it's funny?” I said indignantly. “You ever try to take an eighteen-inch butcher knife away from a hysterical woman without hurting her or getting castrated in the process?”
They howled with laughter.
I quite suddenly felt very shitty. Heidi had been a sweet, trusting kid. In spite of everything I'd told her, she'd gone on
dreaming. Everybody's entitled to dream once in a while. And if it hadn't been for her, God knows how I'd have gotten through the first few months after that letter. Now I was treating her like she was a dirty joke. What makes a guy do that anyway?
“I had a little Jap girl try to knife me in Tokyo once,” Jack said, stopping for a traffic light. “I just kicked her in the stomach. Didn't get a scratch. I think she was on some kinda dopeâmost of them gooks are. Anyway she just went wild for no reason and started wavin' this harakari knife and screamin' at me in Japanese. Both of us bare-assed naked, too.”
The light changed and we moved on.
“How'd you get the knife away from the German girl?” Mike asked.
I didn't really want to talk about it anymore. “Got hold of her wrist,” I said shortly. “Twisted her arm a little. After she dropped it, I kicked it under the bed and ran like hell. One of the neighbor women beaned me with a pot on my way downstairs. The whole afternoon was just an absolute waste.”
They laughed again, and we drifted off into a new round of war stories. I was glad we'd gotten off the subject. I was still a little ashamed of myself.
It took us a good hour to get to Sloane's house out in Ruston. The sun had gone down, and the streets were filled with the pale twilight. People were still out in their yards, guys cutting their lawns and kids playing on the fresh-cut grass and the like. Suddenly, for no particular reason, it turned into a very special kind of evening for me.
Ruston perches up on the side of the hill that rises steeply up from both sides of Point Defiance. The plush part, where Sloane lived, overlooks the Narrows, a long neck of salt water that runs down another thirty miles to Olympia. The Narrows Bridge lies off to the south, the towers spearing into the sky and the bridge itself arching in one long step across the mile or so of open water. The ridge that rises sharply from the beach over on the peninsula is thick with dark fir trees, and the evening sky is almost always spectacular. It may just be one of the most beautiful places in the whole damned world. At least I've always thought so.
Sloane's house was one of the older places on the hillâeasily distinguishable from the newer places because the shrubs and trees were full grown.
We pulled up behind McKlearey's car in the deepening twilight and got out. Jack's Plymouth and McKlearey's beat-up
old Chevy looked badly out of placeâsort of like a mobile poverty area.
“Pretty plush, huh?” Jack said, his voice a little louder than necessary. The automatic impulse up here was to lower your voice. Jack resisted it.
“I smell money,” I answered.
“It's all over the neighborhood,” Mike said. “They gotta have guys come in with special rakes to keep it from littering the streets.”
“Unsightly stuff,” I agreed as we went up Sloane's brick front walkway.
Jack rang the doorbell, and I could hear it chime way back in the house.
A small woman in a dark suit opened the door. “Hello, JackâMike,” she said. She had the deepest voice I've ever heard come out of a woman. “And you must be Dan,” she said. “I've heard so much about you.” She held her hand out to me with a grace that you've got to be born with. I'm just enough of a slob myself to appreciate good breeding. I straightened up and took her hand.
“It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Sloane,” I said.
“Claudia,” she said, smiling. “Please call me Claudia.”
“Claudia,” I said, smiling back at her.
We went on into the house. The layout was a bit odd, but I could see the reason for it. The house faced the street with its back to the viewâat least that's how it looked from outside. Actually, the front door simply opened onto a long hallway that ran on through to the back where the living room, dining room, and kitchen were. The carpets were deep, and the paneling was rich.
“You have a lovely home,” I said. I guess that's what you're supposed to say.
“Why, thank you, Dan,” she said. She seemed genuinely pleased.
The living room was huge, and the west wall was all glass. Over beyond the dark upswell of the peninsula, the sky was slowly darkening. Down on the water, a small boat that looked like a lighted toy from up there bucked the tide, moving very slowly and kicking up a lot of wake.
“How on earth do you ever get anything done?” I asked. “I'd never be able to get away from the window.”
She laughed, her deep voice making the sound musical. “I pull the drapes,” she said. She looked up at me. She couldn't
have been much over five feet tall. Her dark hair was very smoothâalmost sleek. I quickly looked back out the window to cover my confusion. This was one helluva lot of woman.
There was a patio out back, and I could see Sloane manhandling a beer keg across the flagstones. McKlearey sprawled in a lawn chair, and it didn't look as if he was planning to offer any help. Sloane glanced, red-faced, up at the window.
“Hey, you drunks, get the hell on out here!” he bellowed.
“We're set up on the patio,” Claudia said.
“Thinkin' ahead, eh, Claude?” Jack said boisterously. “If somebody gets sick, you don't have to get the rug cleaned.”
I cringed.
“Well,” she said, laughing, “it's cooler out there.”
“Which one of you bastards can tap a keg?” Sloane screamed. “I'm afraid to touch the goddamn thing.”
“Help is on the way,” Mike called. We went on through the dining room and the kitchen and on out to the patio through the sliding French doors.
“I'm sure you fellows can manage now,” Claudia said, picking up a pair of black gloves from the kitchen table and coming over to stand in the open doorway. “I have to run, so just make yourselves at home.” She raised her voice slightly, obviously talking to Sloane. “Just remember to keep the screens closed on the French doors. I don't want a house full of bugs.”
“Yes, ma'am,” Sloane yelped, coming to attention and throwing her a mock salute.
“Clown,” she said, smiling. She started to pull on the gloves, smoothing each finger carefully. “Oh, Calvin, I finished with the books for the car lot and the pawnshop. Be sure to put them where you can find them Monday morningâ
before
you swandive into that beer keg.”
“Have we got any money?” Cal asked.
“We'll get by,” she said. “Be sure and remind Charlie and Mel out at the Hideout that I'll be by to check their books on Tuesday.”
“Right,” he said. He turned to us. “My wife, the IBM machine.”
“Somebody has to do the books,” she said placidly, still working on the gloves, “and after I watched this great financier add two and two and get five about nine times out of ten, I decided that it was going to be up to me to keep us out of bankruptcy court.” She smiled sweetly at him, and he made a face.
“I'm so glad to have met you, Dan,” she said, holding her hand out to me again. Her deep musical voice sent a shiver up my back. “I'm sure I'll be seeing you again.”
“I'd hate to think we were driving you out of your own house,” I said sincerely.
“No, no. I have a meeting downtown, and then I'm running over to Yakima to visit an aunt. I'd just be in the way here anyway. You boys have fun.” She raised her voice again. “I'll see you Monday evening, Calvin.”
He waved a brusque farewell and turned his attention back to the beer keg.
She looked at him for a moment, sighed, and went smoothly on back into the house. I suddenly wanted very much to go down to the patio and give Sloane a good solid shot to the mouth. A kiss on the cheek by way of good-bye wouldn't have inconvenienced him all that much, and it would have spared her the humiliation of that public brush-off.
I went slowly down the three steps to the patio, staring out over the Narrows and the dark timber on the other side.
There was a sudden burst of spray from the keg and a solid “klunk” as Mike set the tap home. “There you go, men,” he said. “The beer-drinking lamp is lit.”