Eventually I heard voices and felt the rocking of the suspension as people climbed into the van. Someone got into the back and the door was slammed behind them from the outside as the engine started.
The kicking had been just as a matter of principle I guess as much as anything else, but given what I’d just witnessed I thought I was relatively lucky to be alive.
I felt Scroat’s hand grab my leg as he used his knife to hack apart the tape binding my ankles, then the bang of the van door echoed around the underground car park and arms reached in to pull me roughly to my feet and shove me forward out onto the ground and into a stinking lift.
A hand in the small of my back gave me a sudden shove through, which sent me sprawling helplessly onto the floor, my arms still pinioned behind me as I tripped over the bar of the inner cage doorframe.
As I lay there braced for another kicking I heard Wibble’s voice. ‘You complete twat,’ he spat in exasperation, ‘You just couldn’t stay away could you?’
Someone ripped the gaffa tape from across my mouth, but then with a tearing noise more gaffa tape went on. They had grabbed one of the wooden chairs from out of the kitchen and I was quickly strapped to it. It meant my kidneys weren’t as easy to get at but still gave them plenty of scope from the front.
‘So what did Danny tell you?’ Wibble demanded.
Fuck it! That was a shock. Where the hell had they got that from. ‘What? I don’t know what you mean.’
‘Don’t piss me about,’ he said, ‘Danny, the kid, he called you earlier this evening. He rang you and you arranged to meet him at a café. Ring any bells?’
And that was how I had found out what was going on and where. I’m no hero.
I soon told them all about Danny and everything he’d said.
And then it stopped.
Mentally I shut my eyes and gave thanks that I had actually sat down and sewn the support flash on. If it wasn’t for that, and the way it said I was under Wibble’s protection, I knew that chances were I would be dead by now. Anyone else caught spying on The Brethren like that, Charlie would just have knifed them there and then in the yard. Without Wibble’s patch I would simply have disappeared, with cans of old oil spilt over any blood on the ground and the rest of me probably crushed into a compacted car and sent off on its way to be smelted down in a furnace.
*
‘Did you get his phone?’ Wibble asked.
‘His phone?’
‘Yeah, his mobile. Did he have it on him? Did you get it?’
Toad shrugged. ‘Dunno, I didn’t look.’
This seemed to exasperate Wibble, ‘Well look now willya?’
From behind, Scroat hauled me suddenly to my feet, the chair coming with me, and tipping me forwards, my arms screaming in their sockets as he forced me up bodily and then held me bent double while Toad gave me the once over, slapping at my pockets before thrusting his hand inside my jacket to pull out what he’d found, discarding whatever else came out with it on the floor. No one seemed to mind him littering.
*
Holding my phone, Wibble turned to interview me.
‘Is anyone expecting to hear from you?’ he asked looking up from where he was turning it on. ‘Is there any time you’ve set up to check in or make a call?’
I shook my head, ‘No, nothing like that.’
‘Who’s going to miss you if they don’t hear from you for a few days?’
‘You’re going to call your office,’ he instructed, ‘Tell them you’re not going to be in for a while. And don’t fuck us about. You know what’ll happen if you do, don’t you?’
I nodded weakly.
‘Because we’ll know you know. Not immediately perhaps, but we’ll know, soon enough if you’ve shit on us, and I can promise you one thing if you do…’
‘What’s that?’
‘That you’ll fucking regret it for the rest of your life…’
‘However long that is,’ laughed Scroat.
‘OK?’ he said.
‘OK,’ I confirmed.
‘Right then,’ he said. ‘Editor? That the one?’
‘Yes.’
‘His direct line?’ he asked.
I nodded.
‘It’s a Friday night, is he going to be there?’
‘Now then,’ he said turning back to me and bringing the phone up between us, ‘after I’ve pressed dial you’re going to tell him that you’re going to be away from the office for a while, a few days, maybe a week. You’ve got a big new lead on a big new story. Serious shit, linked to the current biker thing. You’re going to follow it up but it means you’re going to have to disappear for a while. Will he buy that?’
‘Buy it?’
‘Will he believe it? Is it something that you’ve done before?’ ‘Well it’s not usual but…’
‘But..?’
‘Good…’
‘But he won’t like it,’ Wibble started to say but I overrode him. ‘… And he will be worried.’
‘How worried?’
‘Fair enough, but will he believe you?’ he insisted.
‘Yeah, in the end, if I’m convincing enough.’
Wibble grinned at me.
‘Well then mate, let’s just hope you’re a good actor, for your sake.’
And reaching over so the phone was upturned in front of my face, Wibble pushed the green call button, and then switched to speaker as we stood in the tension of the room listening to the far away brrr brrr buzz of the ring tone.
The call went much the way I’d expected it to. I tried to control the nerves in my voice. Not easy when your arms are gaffa-taped to your sides, a certifiable psycho like Scroat’s arm is around your head and his knife at your throat, and Wibble’s face is staring silently and warningly into your own as you try to argue convincingly with your sceptical editor that yes, I do know what I’m doing, and no, I can’t tell you what all this is about just yet, or when I would actually be back; although at least those last parts weren’t the lies the rest were.
‘So make sure you keep in touch,’ my editor instructed.
My eyes locked with Wibble’s. His face was expressionless.
‘Yeah, OK,’ I said.
‘I want a call every day,’ he continued.
‘Well…’ I started.
‘Don’t shit with me Iain, you know the rules. You want to go off piste on this? Well, OK, I can authorise that, but you do it my way or not at all. Is that clear? I want to hear from you every day, you understand? No exceptions or I’m pulling you out, story or no sodding story, you understand?’
Wibble nodded.
‘OK boss,’ I said, ‘you’ve got it. Every day, like clockwork.’
If only he fucking knew. Even Wibble smiled at that one.
‘Yes boss, see you in a week,’ I said and shut my eyes.
I held my breath. This was it I thought, I could feel the edge of Scroat’s blade chafing against my jugular and I had just bought them a week’s head start on the cops on getting rid of my body and sorting out their alibis. I swallowed hard, imagining the burning hot sensation of the hunting knife slitting my throat.
Then there was a sardonic clap from Toad and almost like a physical sensation I could feel the tension ease in the room. ‘Give that man a fucking Oscar.’
‘Well I don’t know do I?’ he said, ‘There wasn’t any shit in there was there now? No secret codewords or crap? Nothing that you should have said to confirm to him that you were OK?’
‘No, I’m a reporter for fuck’s sake, not Jason Bourne.’
‘Ain’t that the fucking truth?’ snorted Toad.
He seemed very sure. But then I knew he would be. He’d been having me tailed and investigated long enough so I guess he knew most things about me.
‘Well right then,’ Wibble said, nodding his head as if to acknowledge that he was as satisfied as he could be about the point for the moment and stepping back away from me.
I froze and instinctively screwed my eyes shut as time slowed to a standstill. Scroat’s grip was tight around my head. Pinioned as I was I couldn’t really move but even so I bucked in the chair, trying desperately to twist myself, my body, my head, and most of all, my achingly exposed neck away from the razor sharp hunting steel burning against my skin. There was a mewling noise in the room which it took me a while to realise was coming from me. I was convinced as I strained against the binding tapes, half wrenching the chair off the floor in my struggle to break free from the vice like grip from behind me.
This.
Was.
It.
And as if by a miracle, all of a sudden the pressure was released and my head fell forwards. There was no arm twisting it off the top of my neck and there was no knife pressed against my flesh. At Wibble’s command, Scroat had just let go of me and let me and the chair drop to the floor again. For a moment all I could do was throw back my head and gasp for sweet, sweet breath again. Even in this flat that stank of damp, dead fags and old beer spills on the carpets.
Wibble looked thoughtful for a moment, as though he was mentally calculating the odds and implications of a few courses of action, working through the scenarios to see which would work out best.
He flipped open my phone again and once more rapidly flicked his way through my contact list as Toad tore another strip off the roll of gaffa tape they’d used and with Scroat crunching my jaw shut from behind with his forearm, he expertly stuck it across my mouth.
‘Hi.’
I couldn’t hear who it was he was talking to or what they were saying. ‘Yeah it’s me.
‘Yeah, of course it’s his phone. Surprised?
‘Well it was bound to happen sometime wasn’t it?
‘I’m looking at him right now.
‘Yeah, that’s the place.
‘No. Bit worse for wear but he’s OK.
‘Scroat and young Charlie did a number on him. But he’ll live.
‘No?
‘No alerts, none of that sort of shit? No notices he’s missing?
‘OK then, check it out, but do it discreetly. Don’t want to set alarm bells off unnecessarily. And keep an ear out. If anything comes up I want to know about it sharpish.
‘No.
‘That other thing we talked about? You remember?
‘Yeah?
‘Well, I’m just calling to let you know that we’re on.
‘Yeah right.
‘OK, I’ll wait for your call.
‘Like I said, this number, right?
‘No it ain’t going anywhere either.
‘OK then. See you.
And while they weren’t the questions at the absolute top of my list, not in comparison with how the fuck I was going to get myself out of this and what the hell Wibble was doing keeping me around while whatever was about to go down happened, even then I did have to wonder.