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Authors: Tim Pratt
Tags: #Fantasy, #award winners, #stories, #SF, #Science Fiction
“It’s amazing,” the man was saying. “They get more real all the time. I know you think it’s stupid, but lucid dreaming is
amazing
, I’m so glad I took that seminar. It’s like living a whole other life while I’m asleep!”
“What did you do this time?” She leaned back and closed her eyes.
The man hesitated. “I was in a sort of fish-market. There were fish-people, mermaids, selkies, things like that, and ordinary people, too, all buying and selling things. There was a lake, or an inland sea, and we were all on a wooden platform floating on the water...”
“You get seasick just stepping over a puddle,” she said.
He looked at her, mouth a tense line, eyes narrowed, and I think if she had seen his expression she would have leapt from the bed in fear for her life. Unless long association with this man had dulled her awareness to the dark currents in him I saw so clearly.
“My dream body doesn’t get sick,” he said. “It’s part of my positive visualization technique. My dream body is impervious to harm.”
“And I bet you look like a movie star, too.”
Another hesitation, this one accompanied by a troubled frown. “Something like that.”
I wondered what his dream-self
really
looked like—his father? An old enemy? A figure from a childhood nightmare that he could not escape, but was eventually able to embody?
He continued. “The only problem is, I can’t seem to control where I
go
. The teacher at the seminar said that was the best part, being able to go to the mountains or the beach or outer space as easily as thinking it. But I just find myself in this city full of strange people and creatures, and...”
“Do you fuck any of those strange people?” she asked.
“No. It’s not like that.”
“What good’s having control of your dreams if you can’t wish yourself into a sex dream? Seems like
that
would be the best part.”
“I want to go back to sleep,” he said. “I want to try again.”
“You don’t have to ask my permission. I was sleeping fine until you sat up and started yelling. Doesn’t sound like lucid dreaming is doing you much good—you’re still having nightmares.”
“The nightmares are different now,” he said. “I’m in control.” But she just turned over and pulled the sheet up to her neck.
“He’s the fat man,” Howlaa said, speaking silently into me, able to share thoughts as easily as we shared senses. “He goes to the Ax in his dreams, and he kills us for pleasure. That’s why the questing beast couldn’t hold the killer, why he melted away, because he has no substance beyond the borders of the Ax.”
“Madness,” I said, though Howlaa’s intuitive leaps had proven right more often than my resultant skepticism.
“No, I think I’ve figured it. The Regent has consulted with many oneiromancers, lucid dreamers, and archetype-hunters over the years—I know, because I was sent to kidnap many of them and press-gang them into civil service. I never knew why he wanted them before. I think that, with the Regent’s help, the royal orphans have constructed a machine to steal dreams. A
dream
engine, that grabs mental figments and makes them real. But they locked on to this madman’s dream, and now his dream-self will keep coming, and killing, until this world spirals too far from the Ax for the engine to reach, which could take years.”
“A dream engine,” I repeated. “The activity of such a machine might explain the plague of nightmares in the city center.”
“I doubt the Regent would worry overmuch about properly shielding any strange radiations,” Howlaa said. “This is a new low for him. It’s not enough that he grows rich through the orphans’ thefts—now he wants to pillage our dreams, too.”
The man lay on his back, staring at the ceiling. Despite his words, he did not seem eager to sleep again. If Howlaa was right, the man had just been chased out of his fantasy of infinite strength by the monstrous questing beast, which would be enough to give any dreamer pause.
“If you’re right, we have to kill him,” I said.
“Or not,” Howlaa said.
Howlaa severed our connection, swirling my motes, and so it took me a moment to realize zie was transforming into the questing beast again—and I knew why. To jump away from this world, to another plane, adjacent to this one but not necessarily adjacent to the Ax. A few dimensional leaps, a little time, and zie would be far beyond the Ax’s influence, beyond the grasp of even the greatest snatch-engines.
But I still had a chance, this brief moment between transformations, to strike, and I did. I performed the one act that Howlaa could not resist, the power I was given permission to use only in circumstances as extreme as these.
I took possession of Howlaa’s body.
***
Zie fought, and I batted zir efforts aside, then simply reveled in having a body, especially a body as sensitive as the questing beast’s, seeing into higher dimensions, seeing colors that only exist between worlds. I wanted to fly through suns, roll across jagged stones, immerse myself in lava,
feel feel feel
this forever.
Howlaa was laughing at me, a tinny internal sound. “Shushit,” I said, not speaking aloud. I didn’t even know if this body had vocal cords. “You didn’t escape. You failed. We’re going to kill this man, and then return to the Ax.”
“Go on then,” Howlaa said. “Best of luck.”
I attempted to take a step forward, and everything blurred. My head rang with odd chimes, and bizarre scents assailed me. I had never been in a body so sensitive to smell—each scent was like a line attached to me, tugging me in one direction or another. I paused, and the chaos of sensory input lessened. I took another step toward the dream-killer’s window, and this time a whole new set of sensations struck me, making me fall to the ground.
“This form will not do,” I said.
“Why not? Because you have no finesse, Wisp? Because you can control gross motor functions, but the intricacies are lost to you? In the questing beast’s form, even the most trivial movement is intricate. Then why not take another form, a simpler one?”
I felt rage—glandular rage, pumping up from somewhere in this body, a biological response to a mental state. I never get used to that, the feedback loop of mind and body that the corporeal undergo constantly, and I tried to dismiss its effects. I couldn’t shift into another form. That was far too intricate a task for my understanding of how to control a body. If Howlaa had been in a human form, I could have broken into the man’s house, stabbed him with a knife, and walked out again—such simple physical manipulation was within my powers. But as the questing beast...
“We have reached an impasse,” I said.
“And what do you propose?”
“Kill this man,” I said. “And I will not report your attempt to escape.”
Howlaa laughed. “Oh, please, don’t report me. What will they do? Sentence me to another lifetime of servitude?”
“Just kill him! That’s why we came.”
“I came to kill an invulnerable fat man with the golden weapons, Wisp, not a mentally disturbed human in his bed.”
“They are the same!”
“They are not the same. This man is mad, but he is not the killer—he simply dreams of killing.”
“But... his dreams are evil...”
“You would hold us responsible for our dreams now? If so, I am a regicide a thousand times over, for in my dreams, I rip the Regent and his orphans to wet bits every night. The Regent is the guilty party in this—he has made a machine that steals dreams, and he brought the killer to our city.”
“What do you recommend?” I said.
“Fixing this problem at the source. Which is what I was trying to do when you so rudely possessed me.”
“You were trying to escape.” I said.
“No, Wisp, I was trying to return to Nexington-on-Axis. Sorry I didn’t consult you—my understanding was that you’re an observer, here to lend me support.”
“I am here to make sure you serve your duty,” I replied, wondering if zie was telling the truth.
“I will. But my duty is not to the Regent. I serve the welfare of Nexington-on-Axis. Come, Wisp, and I’ll show you I do have a sense of responsibility. Such a strong one, in fact, that I won’t kill an innocent madman for the Regent’s crimes.”
With more shifting, we returned to the Ax.
***
We appeared in the Regent’s private chambers, which should have been impossible, as there were safeguards against teleportation there. The Regent sat in a wingback chair, holding a ledger in his lap, and he raised his eyebrows when we appeared.
Howlaa shifted to zir female human form, only swaying a bit on zir feet in the aftermath of being the beast. “Huh,” zie said. “I wondered if that would work. It’s said nothing can stop a questing beast from coming and going as it pleases.”
“Mmm,” the Regent said. “I trust you solved our problem, and disposed of the fat man? I’ll see you get something extra in your next pay allotment. Now, go away. I’m busy.” He looked back down at his ledger.
Howlaa cleared zir throat. “Regent. I require your assistance in the fulfillment of my duties.”
The Regent looked up. “You didn’t kill the fat man?”
“My investigation is ongoing. I need to see the new snatch-engine, the one that steals dreams, and I may have some questions regarding its operation.”
The Regent set his ledger aside and stared at Howlaa for a long moment. “Well,” he said. “You are not famed for your powers of deduction, Howlaa Moor, but for your powers of destruction. I had not expected you to make inquiries, and I did not ask you to. You are dismissed from this case. I will assign someone else to deal with the fat man.”
“Respectfully, sir, you may not interfere with any legitimate inquiries I care to make in an ongoing investigation. My contract prohibits such interference. Again, please have me escorted to the new snatch-engine, and provide someone knowledgeable to answer any questions I might have. Or do you believe this line of inquiry is without cause? If so, I would be happy to bring my evidence before the magisters.” Howlaa smiled.
I was in awe at zir audacity. To confront the Regent this way! And zie had no evidence, just intuition and inference. If the Regent called zir bluff... But no. He didn’t want any evidence Howlaa might possess brought before the magisters and, indirectly, the citizens of the Ax.
“I am the Regent, Moor. You take orders from me.”
“Indeed. But my contract states that I serve the city, and not the ruler. You may not lawfully inhibit me. Break my contract, if you like, and I’ll not trouble you again. Otherwise, you are obliged to cooperate.”
“I could have you executed for treason.”
Howlaa bowed. “You are welcome to try, sir.” Skinshifters
could
be executed, but it was difficult, since a long-lived member of the species would have forms resistant to most obvious methods of execution. “But if you choose not to execute me or break my contract, then I must ask, for the third time, that you take me to the dream engine and provide —”
“Yes,” the Regent snapped. “Fine.”
I was astonished. Howlaa’s bluff had succeeded. Zie was too valuable for the Regent to dismiss from duty or kill, and his own laws prevented any other action.
The Regent couldn’t simply disregard these laws, for they were the source of his power. Without his laws, there would be no city of Nexington-on-Axis, just a giant junkheap full of things snatched at random by the orphans, indiscriminate slaves to their magpie impulses. “But I am about to show you a state secret.”
“That’s fine,” Howlaa said. “My contract gives me any necessary clearances to fulfill my duties—”
“I
know
what your contract says, Moor. I wrote it myself, so you would be forced to serve the city in perpetuity, even in the event of my death. Now shut up about it. I’m taking you where you want to go. If you speak a word about this device to anyone, you
will
be executed for treason. We have methods designed for your kind. There’s a special chamber in one of the basements for disposing of skinshifters.”
“I serve the state,” Howlaa said. “I will not betray it.”
I wondered what kind of execution chamber the Regent had that could hold a questing beast, since the safeguards on his private chambers had been insufficient to keep the beast
out
. I didn’t think the Regent realized what kind of power he was giving Howlaa by letting zim drink the questing beast’s blood.
We set off down the shifting opalescent corridors of the palace, and the walls groaned around us as they moved.
“You think the killer is a dream-being, snatched here by the experimental engine,” the Regent said as we walked.
“I’ll submit my report when my investigation is complete,” Howlaa said. “Along with my recommendations for how to rectify the problem.”
The Regent scowled, but kept walking. Finally we reached a door of black iron. The stone around it was discolored and cracked—the substance of the palace apparently had an allergy to iron, but the heavy metal had certain magic-resistant properties that made its use necessary on occasion. The Regent knocked, a complex rhythm, his unbreakable adamant signet ring clanging against the metal with each rap.