Hardball

Any similarities to persons living or dead are purely because at the core of each of us, we all want the same things and there’s a universal difficulty getting those things.

Thank you to Steven Weinberg for help with the Yiddish and to Rose He for corrections to the Spanish. If it’s messed up, it’s because I misunderstood.

Cover designed by the author.
Model is Ashley Gibson.
Photo copyright: Snooty Fox Images, 2015.

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Vivian

God save me from the Los Angeles Unified School District.

No.

God save the LAUSD from me because if I found an actual human being to choke for this ridiculous clusterfuck, I’d have to be peeled off them.

“It’s right across the street,” I said to the Ursula, the school bus driver. “I can see the park from here. I can throw you and hit it.”

“Girl,” she said with a twang, looking me up and down, “you couldn’t even pick me up.”

I looked back at Jim, the phys ed teacher in charge of the field trip. He was wrangling back into the bus four third graders who had been hanging out of the windows. He was a bruiser, and patient as a saint, but we could only wait for the repair-and-tow for so long. I’d heard at least Iris complain that she had to pee, and we had at least three boys with unmedicated ADHD who were going to turn into clouds of hyperactivity if we tried to keep them seated much longer.

“It sounded like the battery,” I said. “It’s not dangerous.”

Not any more dangerous than riding in the bus in the first place. The yellow clunker was a classic 1970s patch job that had escaped clean air laws and defied the principles of entropy. It had stopped dead a block from Lemon Grove Park, where the Los Angeles Dodgers were on the public field they maintained, signing balls for the underprivileged children of East Hollywood.

“Now you know the rules.” Ursula waved at me. “If the bus breaks down, the children stay on the bus until another one comes or the bus goes on fire.”

“Do you have a match? I’m sure I can set a notebook on fire.”

“I am not losing my job because you got your little yellow hairs in a twist.”

“Try to start it again.” I pointed at the ignition. “If it’s the starter, it might catch.”

Ursula rolled her eyes.

“Miss Foster!” Iris stood in the aisle, legs crossed, silver-capped teeth clenched. “
Tengo que ir al baño.
”

I spoke Spanish but encouraged the kids to use English by answering in it.

“You can go to the bathroom when—” I stopped mid-sentence as her light pink tights got dark on the insides of her legs.

Goddamnit.

I was just the librarian in a school that was lucky to have books. I wasn’t qualified to manage a freaking urinary crisis.

Breaking every rule in a rulebook that made the Holy Bible look like a pamphlet, I reached for the ignition and twisted the key. The engine made the same grinding sound, but I kept the key turned—even when Ursula grabbed my wrist.

And the stupid thing started like an elephant poked awake.

“Go, go!” I shouted. “One block!”

Ursula was a bureaucrat and stubborn as hell, but she wasn’t stupid. She put the bus in gear, looked both ways, and drove a block until she was behind the last bus—close enough to the park to let the kids out. She opened the front door with a
whoosh,
and the dry January cold blasted in. Seatbelts clicked open. Jim barked orders. Iris was crying. And amazingly, through it all, I was looking forward to the trip to Dodgers Dreamfield at Lemon Grove.

Iris was crying, half naked, bare feet on the damp concrete bathroom floor. Every tear cracked my heart. I wrung out her tights for the tenth time. Hairline veins of white bubbles spiraled and dripped.

Note to self—hand soap isn’t meant for laundry. Iris was missing the event, and drying the tights under the hand dryer would be another wait.

I crouched in front of her until we were at eye level. I rubbed her tears away with my thumb. She hitched a breath. Touching her calmed her down. She didn’t need new tights. She didn’t need to be cleaned up. Not as much as she needed me to stop taking care of the practical things and look her in the eye.

Nice work, Vivian
.

I slung the wet tights over my shoulder and took her hands. Iris had almond-shaped black eyes and a soft heart. She was easily hurt and took it on herself to right any wrong she saw. Such a small body. So much weight.

“It’s okay,
chiquita. Podemos dejarlas secar en la biblioteca.
”

“Can you talk English to me? So I learn?”

“We can dry them in the library. It was an accident.” I spoke slowly and deliberately. “Not your fault.”

“Everyone saw.” She looked as though she was about to burst into tears all over again.

I wanted to remove her memory of the incident. Physically remove it and burn it. “We can say you spilled soda.”

“But that’s a lie.”

“It is.” I took her shoes from under the sink and put them in front of her, opening the mouths and getting the tongues out of the way so they didn’t smush in. “If you don’t want to lie, you’re going to have to own it.”

“Own it?
En espanol
?”

I was about to give bad advice. I already wished I could take it back. Third-grade girls were relentless, and this lovely girl was already the butt of their attention because of her teeth, which were capped with stainless steel from a combination of bad diet and genetics. I didn’t want her to own it. I wanted to keep her in the library all day and teach her to read.

“It’s easier to say it was soda.”

“My mother says not to lie.”

Her mother was a rigid Catholic who often took Iris to clean offices at night because she couldn’t find child care after six. I’d have let her stay with me, but that Bible-sized rule book wasn’t a joke. Teachers didn’t babysit. End of. So I let her come into the library at recess and sleep by my desk.

And she wanted to take ownership of her incontinence. She was going to be a wonderful woman, and I felt a swell of pride as if I’d had a small part in the creation of something beautiful.

“All right,” I said. “Then if anyone asks, you say you peed and tough nuts if they don’t like it.”

“I give them the finger?”

“No!” I tried to be very serious, but I was laughing. “Just say, ‘Too bad if you don’t like it,’ okay?”

“Okay.”

“Give me a hug.”

She wrapped her arms around me. I nearly fell over from the velocity of her affection, but I caught my balance and squeezed her.