Hard Case Crime: Dutch Uncle (17 page)

Leo introduced everybody, fumbling Fraunces’s name again. He thought the living room would make a good set, and Homes-Leighton agreed, stalking the corners, rearranging the furniture, opening the windows and fluffing the shears. Homes-Leighton was wondering what kind of shots Leo had in mind.

“Concentrate on the face,” Leo said. “Let’s get some head shots, do a few, I don’t know, three-quarters? You’re the photographer, killer. What do you think?”

“I’m with that,” Homes-Leighton said, though he didn’t mention which part of it he was with.

“What we’re trying to do is demonstrate that she photographs well. Am I right?”

“No diggity-doubt,” said Homes-Leighton.

“Stuart? Nobody says that any more. The whole Etonhomeboy thing, it’s over. Okay?”

Fraunces sat Whitney in a dining-room chair. She had what looked like a stainless steel poncho draped over her shoulders, and he was working on her with a brush, stroking powder under her cheekbones.

“Honey,” he said, “your eyes are flawless.” He had a clamp on her eyelashes, teasing them up and out. Applying mascara that made a sharp contrast with her blonde hair, he frowned. “Who did this to your hair?”

A hurt look hit Whitney’s face. “My cousin,” she said. “He’s a licensed cosmetologist.”

“If this is any indication of his work,” Fraunces said, “his license ought to be revoked.” He flipped her hair forward and back, dissatisfied with both positions. “What do you expect me to do with this hair?” He pushed it away from her face and gathered it up in back.

“What’s wrong with my hair?” Whitney said.

“Besides the color, the cut and the style, nothing at all.”

Homes-Leighton was peering through the lens of his camera. “That’s a phat look for her.”

“Fat?” Whitney said.

“Cool,” Leo said. “He means cool. That’s a good look for you, with your hair up. Really shows off your features. Just pin it up,” he said to Fraunces.

“I am a make-up artist,” Fraunces said. “I am not Anne Sullivan.” He let Whitney’s hair fall.

Whitney said, “Who’s Anne Sullivan?”

Fraunces turned back to Whitney. “A few more hours, I’d dye that hair. Blue-black, honey. Those eyes would shine like diamonds.”

“I don’t want black hair,” Whitney said.

“What’re we shooting here,” Leo said, “the cover of
Vogue
? This is a test.”

Homes-Leighton said, “Word.”

“But I don’t want black hair,” Whitney whined.

Leo shut her up with a stare.

Fraunces went into his kit and came up with a mouthful of bobby pins. Covering her hair with a silk scarf, he knotted it at her forehead. It gave Whitney a Twenties kind of glamour. Perfect.

Homes-Leighton posed Whitney in front of a screen, chattering instructions. He snapped pictures, providing his own soundtracky babble, like he was starring in a TV commercial.

“Look left, that’s it, chin up. Gorgeous. Okay, chin down, eyes right. Beautiful, baby. That’s the way.”

Whitney got loose and started to have a good time, and while Homes-Leighton changed rolls, Fraunces attacked with a brush or a cloth, or his naked finger, a swipe, a stroke, a dip or a dab.

Homes-Leighton dove in. “Okay, give me a sexy look.”

Whitney took a stab at a fuck-me stare.

“Sassy-sexy, pouty.”

Whitney plumped her lips.

Leo thought, if he says, Make love to the camera, I’m gonna hit him with a chair. He lost track of how many rolls Homes-Leighton had shot, but they’d been at it for over an hour.

“This is fun,” Whitney giggled.

Homes-Leighton said, “You’re a natural.” A line of sweat stained the band of his backwards Kangol cap.

“I think we’ve got what we need,” Leo said.

Fraunces said, “I should hope so.” He was looking at a wristwatch with a transparent casing and a transparent strap.

Leo pulled a full vial of coke out of his pocket. “Lunch time,” he said. “Who wants to do a bump?”

“Two hundred,” Homes-Leighton was saying, “what’s up with that?”

“What’s up with that is, your memory sucks, buddy. I told you two and that’s what you’re getting.” Leo stuck two new hundreds into Homes-Leighton’s hand.

“What about Fraunces? I gotta hit him off.” He made a fist around the bills. “That’s gotta come out of here?”

“Stuart, Stuart,” Leo said, spreading his fingers into a stop sign. Arguing over money with a guy whose family could buy the town. “Let me ask you a question. You have a good time today?”

“That’s not the point,” Homes-Leighton sniffed, rubbing his nose.

“Then let me ask you another question, blue-blood. When was the last time anybody hired you to do a photo job at any rate?”

Homes-Leighton tilted his double-chinned face into profile.

“What you get out of this, besides the two hundred, which, by the way, is the going rate for tests, and also by the way, you could wipe your ass with and I know that, is some quality prints for your book. How do you know Whitney isn’t going to be the next Christy Turlington?”

“A little short for that.”

“Okay then, Kate Moss.” Leo knew this was a stretch, but fuck it. “What I’m saying is, here I am, doing you a solid, and you gotta force me to make you feel bad.”

Homes-Leighton caved. “Alright. But you gotta throw for the lab fee.”

“Not a problem,” Leo said. “Just like we talked about.”

Leo looked out at Fraunces, who was in the front seat of the Olds with his arms folded. Leo’d broken out all the blow he was going to do with them, and he needed them to get lost so he could get high the way he wanted to get high.

“So listen,” Leo said, “if you got everything you need, there’s a few things I wanna take care of around here...”

Homes-Leighton got the message. He put Leo through the mechanics of a handshake that started with a hug and ended with Homes-Leighton snapping his fingers.

Leo was almost rid of him when Homes-Leighton turned around and said, “Oh, shit. Did you hear? Remember that grotty white trash guy?”

Leo said, “Which one?”

“You remember,” Homes-Leighton said. “He was short and he had an ante-bellum name. He was tight with your Cuban homeboy. Beauregard, Beaumond. That’s it, Beaumond. Remember him?”

Leo felt like he had a golf ball blocking his windpipe, saying, “Yeah?”, but it came out a squeak. He cleared his throat. “What about him?”

“I heard they pulled his body out of the Glades. Somebody popped a cap in his ass and dumped him out there.”

“How’d they know it was him?” Leo’s limbs went cold.

“Dunno,” said Homes-Leighton, suddenly sounding very English, “dental records? Why’re you wearing that look? If you ask me, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.” He said a few more things Leo wouldn’t remember, Leo just staring as he backed the Olds out of the driveway.

The bus hissed into Port Authority and circled up a number of ramps before coming to a stop with a jerk. Harry wanted to check out the overhauled Times Square that had been making all the network newscasts, but today wasn’t the day for it, so he walked east a block to Seventh and jumped into a cab.

One of the last of the Single Room Occupancies, the Downtowner was home to assorted lowlifes and deadbeats, drifters and hustlers in pocket for a week or two. The building was still warehousing its share of welfare barnacles until the government installed them in plusher digs, but one lifer, subsisting on a shrunken trust fund, was the grandson of a shipping tycoon, and on any given week, the register featured a handful of nine-to-fivers, hanging on till they found apartments they could afford. For extra flavor, the Downtowner was a favorite landing strip of Midwestern rockers grinding out Econoline tours.

The glow from the sidewalk warned him, but now, standing in the lobby, Harry was blinded by a bank of lights aimed at three girls on a sofa, primped to pose. They were young, but they were not tender, huffing lowtar cigarettes and bitching about the cold, their clodhopper platforms and knobby knees sticking out from under their mini-skirts.

The front desk was formerly boxed off behind scratched plexiglass that had a cash slot and a two-way speaker. But the partition was gone, and so was the old desk. In its place stood a sleek modern model, fake mahogany buffed to a high gloss. The dingy wallpaper behind it had been stripped off and painted over. Harry’s shoes sunk into new carpeting. It looked like the Downtowner had swallowed a stiff shot of its own cutrate publicity.

Harry was relieved to see Davey Boy, not too much of a boy any more, but still front and center. He was looking horribly pleased with himself. He had his hair done in a South Beach bob, that all-one-length hairdo Leo wore, grown out from the bristle cut that had been trendy the last time Harry saw him. His eyes were riveted straight ahead, and he was fussing with that idiotic haircut like he was waiting to be called for his close-up.

If he planned on fronting like he didn’t know Harry, he was going to need some straightening out, but on the other hand, Davey hadn’t seen him in a while, and people did tend to forget you when you weren’t around all the time.

Harry said, “Hey, Davey Boy, what’s up?”

No change in his expression, Davey said, “What’s up, Harry?”

Davey was mesmerized by the glare reflecting off the models’ shins. Stepping out from behind the desk, one eye peeled on the girls, he walked Harry a few paces back toward the door.

“Listen,” he said, “things have changed around here.”

“Yeah, you got rid of that ugly wallpaper.”

“I mean no more of the old stuff,” Davey said. “No non-paying guests flopping in your room, no hookers, no drugs.”

“No phone, no pool, no pets. You just stock the lobby with third-rung models, or you still rent rooms?”

Davey cut a nervous glance toward the photographer’s assistant, who was trying to get the lights right. “You know what I’m talking about,” he said. He pushed a lock of hair behind an ear, repeating the motion to make sure it was secure. Harry’d seen Leo do the exact same thing. “All I’m saying is, we can’t have what we used to have.”

As far as Davey was concerned, Harry was a degenerate drug dealer, and Harry couldn’t blame him for thinking that. Through most of his last stay at the Downtowner, Harry was moving blow.

“What do you mean, we? You were dead on a jones, Davey Boy, and if you weren’t copping from me, you would’ve been getting it somewhere else. Is that my fault?”

“Do me a favor,” Davey said. “Lower your voice. Management has taken great pains to change the image of this place, and we don’t need your kind of trouble here. Really.”

Harry was close to slapping Davey Boy, but he held back. He was exhausted and he needed to sleep. Plus the Downtowner’s location was ideal, directly across the park from Julia’s co-op. So instead of saying any of the things he could’ve said to Davey Boy, in the end he just said, “I need a room with a toilet and a shower.”

“I got one,” Davey said, all proud. “Top floor.”

“How much is it gonna run me?”

“Five hundred for the week.”

Harry peeled five Franklins off his knot. “Is that all?” he said. “Haven’t you got something a bit more expensive?”

Davey handed him the key to room 801 and another key that would get him through the front door they locked after midnight. Harry headed toward the elevator, past the lights and the light stands and the photographer’s assistant and the photographer and the girls.

“Hey, Harry,” Davey Boy said when the elevator dinged, “don’t be sore.”

It was the sort of damp, grey morning New York was worth about six months of, drizzling off and on since before the sun came up. Bright green budlets shivered on skinny branches, as if they knew better than to come all the way out on this day that was sharp with the lingering doubt of winter.

The rain made everything stink.

Harry was across the street from the park, walking north on Avenue A and toward a clatch of punks huddled under the awning of a Syrian grocery. They wore clothes too dirty to use for rags, and they slept in condemned buildings for the realness of the experience, though most of them had warm, clean beds in some warm, clean suburb to go back to when the novelty wore off.

A voice burbled. “Spare a quarter so I can buy this fine gentleman a beer?” Trying to sound cute.

Harry locked eyes with a dusty bag of blood and bones who talked and presumably walked, though at the moment his ass was firmly planted on the concrete. For a guy who didn’t have the price of a drink, he was way over budget on jewelry. Silver studs punctured both nostrils and both lips. A chain of hoops lacerated each ear. His partner, the fine gentleman, was out cold on his back, feet flat, knees up. A spiderweb tattoo in indigo spread up from his neck and over his jaw.

Eyes shut against its circumstances, a mangy pit bull lay on the sidewalk and sighed, though Harry could see the dog wasn’t asleep. And they had a second mascot, a pale girl with creamy, teenaged skin. She’d had a bath during the last twenty-four hours, had slept indoors the night before, and was way too cute to be within a halfmile of these bums. She put the cadge on Harry, too, and he was about to let himself get touched, until he noticed her eyes were zipped a vacant, heroin blue.

“Sorry,” he said. “I can’t help you out.”

“Sorry?” the perforated dirtball said. “You’re not sorry.”

Harry had pulled even with where the kid was sitting, and thought for a second of kicking him in the teeth, just to see what all that metal would do to his face. See if he’d rather have that for an answer. But he didn’t do anything, and he didn’t say anything, and as a matter of fact, the kid had it right. He wasn’t sorry.

The apartment was up four flights of stairs, a two-bedroom Harry’s mom and pop nailed down in 1955. Including the last rent increase, it cost $197.63 a month. The current landlord got skunked with Harry’s old man and a few other tenants for life, but he maintained the property, anxious to keep the building attractive, and the turn-over on his one year-leases high.

Harry and his father hadn’t seen each other in over a year, but the most affection the old man could muster was a pat on the shoulder. He moved away from the door to let Harry inside.