Gatwick Bear and the Secret Plans (2 page)

The flight to Lugano City, Switzerland was open for check-in.
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Sector B', indicated the board:

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Oh, dear! Where's that?'

He looked all around him until a big letter
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B' caught his eye.

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That must be it', Gatwick thought, putting his finger on his chin. He did that when he was thinking.

“Can I check in for this flight, please?”, he asked politely.

“Do you have a ticket?”, the young woman at the desk asked.

“Yes, of course”. Gatwick gave her the travelcard he'd found in one of the bright shiny bins. He loved those bins, a treasure chest of things he needed.

“Well, I'm afraid this ticket is not valid for travel on our airline”.

“Could you tell me which airline accepts travelcards, please?”

“No airline will accept your travelcard, I'm sorry”, she answered back.

In his ever-so polite voice, Gatwick pointed out that she had said that her airline wouldn't accept his travelcard, so it meant that some other airline would accept it.

So Gatwick went off, wandered round and round some more, until he found a young woman in a different colour uniform. She looked very friendly. She might let him on her plane. No, she wasn't friendly at all. She wouldn't let him on her plane either. When, lo and behold, Gatwick saw another furry creature! It was dangling from the hands of a little girl. Her family was walking towards Passport Control. He followed them, maybe if he got to Passport Control they would give him a ticket. There was a notice saying he had to get his passport ready at the page showing his photo. Gatwick did have a passport – well, it was a photocopy of one, really. He had found a real passport one day, so he photocopied every page, cut around the edges carefully, coloured the cover in dark red crayon, then he pressed his face on the glass of the photocopy machine and reproduced his head. It was a big photocopy and didn't fit in the passport, so he carried that separately.

The official checked the family's passports and then asked if Gatwick was with them.

“Yes!”, cried the young girl.

“OK, you can go through”, said the official. Without looking at Gatwick's picture, the official ushered Gatwick through without giving him a chance to ask for a ticket. The little girl wanted to keep Gatwick; her father firmly said: “No”. She had enough bears to look after as it was. Anyway, Gatwick didn't want to belong to anyone. Being stuck on a book shelf gathering dust was not his idea of fun. He wasn't a member and the president of the Freedom for Bears Club for nothing. Gatwick felt so sorry for the bear hanging from the girl's hand. She was a cub, too. A very sweet-looking bear: all white with red ears, a cherry-red, heart-shaped nose, red soles on her paws, and a red dickie-bow round her neck. She was so beautiful! He was sure she was his little sister.

Gatwick found himself in front of a tall metal archway with red and green lights flashing every now and then. He thought that was splendid
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a game of some sort. People were taking their shoes off, and their belts, and their jackets while drinking water and then aiming their bottles into big bins. As usual, Gatwick was only wearing his navy blue waistcoat. At Christmas, he also wore a red neck-tie. But it wasn't Christmas now. Gatwick went through the archway. Red lights started flashing fast and a loud buzzer sounded. Sheer joy! He must have won a prize.

“Could you remove your waistcoat please, sir? I think your brass buttons are setting the alarm off”. So it was his buttons that had won him the prize! They were beautiful buttons, no doubt. The buttons had FBC, for Freedom for Bears Club, engraved on them. But Gatwick couldn't take his waistcoat off because it was sewn on him. The officer tugged and tugged until he finally realised it was no use carrying on. So he gave up and let Gatwick through.

Now Gatwick was faced with another man: “Let's open your case, please, sir”. Gatwick opened his suitcase. The Customs man took out Gatwick's green, yellow and red fishing rod, his wooden spoon and his other waistcoat. His spare waistcoat was red. Spare didn't mean that he wore it when he washed his other waistcoat because he never washed it. Oh, no; it meant that he would wear the red one, if he ever ruined the blue one.

“Did you pack the case yourself, sir?”.

“Yes, I did”.

“Has anyone tampered with your luggage?”

“No, they haven't”.

“Are you travelling on business?”

“No, I want to climb mountains and fish in sparkling blue lakes”, he answered happily.

“Excuse me, sir, do you mind my asking you a personal question?”

“No, of course not. Fire away”.

“Why are you taking a wooden spoon with you?”

“For stirring and for all sorts of emergencies”, Gatwick explained. The customs officer scratched his head and let Gatwick through.

What a cool place this was! Even on this side, there were shops. People were sitting around in armchairs drinking coffee out of small cardboard buckets. Gatwick was thirsty. Mmmm. No, he didn't want coffee. A fizzy drink would be better. He saw a queue and joined it. When it was his turn, he couldn't make up his mind what colour fizzy drink he wanted. The girl behind the counter started to roll her eyes upwards with impatience.

“Could I have an orange fizzy drink, please?” he asked. “But I haven't got any money”.

“Look, if you haven't got any money, you're just wasting my time”, she answered.

She gave him a small cardboard bucket of ice and ordered him to get out of the way so she could serve the next customer. Gatwick held the bucket in his furry paws, until all the ice melted, and it was ready to drink.

Gatwick went to sit next to a Polar Bear in a big white tie. He was going to the North Pole on business. His name was Arnold. Arnold told Gatwick that he was big cheese in import and export. Gatwick asked him what that meant. “It means”, Arnold began, “that you get things from one place and take them to another. I'm a frontrunner in that, you see?” Gatwick blinked. Arnold got slabs of ice from the North Pole and sold them to businesses all over the world; priced at affordable two shillings for big slabs, one shilling for medium slabs, sixpence for small slabs, and a thrupenny bit for a cube. Arnold was rich and generous:

“Hey, take this”, Arnold said as he tossed a coin in Gatwick's direction, “let me give you a silver shilling, have a drink on me!”

His city-based company was called North Pole Iced Solutions and sold thousands of slabs. Ice had many applications especially in the building sector: ice bricks got rid of noise pollution and, if ice was placed in a bucket in the middle of a room, it could be used as environmentally friendly air- conditioning.

Arnold's mobile phone rang, he looked at the number and answered: “Hello, Anton Weiss speaking... Yes, I sent them to you yesterday... it'll take a few days... I'll do my best... Goodbye”. Gatwick wondered why Arnold had said his name was Anton Weiss when he answered his phone.

Arnold apologised for the interruption. He was a great electronics fan. He even had an e-pen. There was a transmitter in it. It picked up waves and turned them into strokes on his computer. The pen was linked to his mobile phone and this meant he could transfer all his phone calls into written words on his computer as he spoke. Then he could instantly message these calls to all his colleagues. He was planning on getting optical character recognition so he could transfer pictures too. Gatwick got so bored that he had fallen asleep. Arnold shook him and started telling him how his business might come to an end: “But, the ice-cap is melting now; the sea level will rise, the ice won't be able to hold back the glaciers, which will flow into the ocean six times faster than now. Small islands will disappear under water. The Larsen ice-shelf has broken off, the Wilkins ice-shelf fell off, and I sold the other ice-shelf to the English bit by bit. The world is getting warmer and warmer. It's getting so hot that trees and other plants have been growing further up mountainsides to get away from the heat. Some types of plants are now extinct. The ecosystem is really messed up. There are deadly storms and floods, there are incredible forest fires and fatal heat-waves. And when the ocean heats up, a nasty acid builds up and kills sea life. Fish will be left gasping. The Amazon forest will turn into a desert. Tropical insects will breed and breed, and get bigger and bigger. Apart from that, the Climate Change is not as bad as people make out”.

Gatwick had fallen asleep again, but Arnold went on talking.

“We've had to cancel our training programme at the North Pole Iced Solutions Training Centre. All my employees will have to be laid off. And you know what that means? It means that the stress in families will lead to violence amongst cubs...” Arnold was interrupted by an airport announcement: “This is the final call for Mr. Arnold White booked on Flight NPA590 to the North Pole. Mr. Arnold White please proceed to Gate 3 immediately. The captain will order closure of aircraft doors in five minutes”.

 

Now Gatwick had to look for his own departure gate. He looked around him, when, all of a sudden, he saw Miss Acid telling some Italians off for playing football at the gates. She took their ball and cut it in half, there and then. On tip-toe Gatwick headed for the nearest pillar. Standing straight up against it, he took a deep, deep breath and pulled his tummy in. He peeped round the pillar to see her checking people
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s boarding-cards and passports.

“You were much younger then, weren't you dear?”, she barked to a middle-aged woman thrusting her passport back at her.

Quickly, Gatwick pulled his head back. Oh me, oh my, she was coming his way. He jumped into the waste bin nearby. Miss Acid couldn't walk and think at the same time. She wandered around aimlessly for a bit then stopped to think about where to go next. By the time she had worked out that she wanted to look in the waste bin, a refuse collector stepped out in front of her, took out the plastic bag (with Gatwick in it), tied it up in an extra-tight knot, and hurled it into his wheelie bin. Gatwick knew how waste management worked at the airport. He had to escape from that bag before they sorted all the bits of him out for recycling. The sound of the refuse lorry moved closer and closer to his furry ears. The bag containing Gatwick was thrown on a heap. After a few moments, something started tapping on his head. The top of the bag was torn open by the yellow beak of Jet the raven. He was looking for food after a lucky escape. “What are you doing inside a rubbish bag?”, Jet asked.

“I was trying to get away from Miss Acid. And, how did you escape?”

“Well, that's a long story”, Jet answered. “Miss Acid and other officers were having a party. They'd had a bit to drink and started throwing bottles and cans around. Miss Acid had pushed those who were most drunk to the back of the room. Then a lad started aiming bottles at my cage from a distance. The cage toppled over. When the lad saw the cage on its side, he ran over, lifted it up and tossed it in the air. In a twist of fate, the door opened and I managed to get through it and fly away”.