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Scarecrows

I have a friend who lives on the English coast. On the way to visit him in the summer of 2012, I happened to look out of the window as we drove past rolling fields and farmland, and saw what can only best be described as
scarecrow overkill. There must have been seven or eight scarecrows, an average of one per field of crops, and although we were past the bizarre scene in seconds, the imagery stuck with me. It wasn’t until I was writing the new stuff for this collection that I dug that image out of my head and used it for the basis of Dwayne & Randy’s story. This is actually one of my favorite stories in this collection.

H_NG__N

I was playing the game hangman with my daughter, when I started to ask myself what it would be like to play the game for real with an actual person in the noose. So strong was that image, that I couldn’t wait to write the story, and did it pretty much straight away, just going with the flow and letting the story shape itself and drag me along for the ride. I was pleased with the end result, and apart from a few minor changes, it has barely changed from its initial draft.

The Boy Who Saw Spiders

I will be the first to admit that I am deathly afraid of spiders. Even to see one skittering across the carpet freaks me out, and in the Bray household, it is my wife who is responsible for all spider based removals whilst I cower as far away as possible. I wanted to see if I could write a story that would make everyone as uncomfortable with arachnids as I was, and after some time thinking about what would be the absolute worst thing that could happen to a spider hater like me, the idea for ‘The boy Who Saw Spiders’ was born.

The Man In The Alley

I sometimes think about how the world has changed over the years. When I was younger, it seemed to be a much safer place to be. I had the idea that it would be interesting if people were born either inherently good or bad, and that in turn got me thinking about what sort of responsibility might fall upon someone who could see this in those people and how he might react. The idea for this story started to grow in my head, and was written in a single sitting. I was really happy with the finished piece, and count it as one of my favorite stories.

Sick Day

I have often been intrigued by how little we actually know those people who we are close to in our lives. I explored it a little in ‘That Gnawing Feeling’ from Dark Corners, but I wanted to explore it further, particularly in regards to marriage. It’s a strange commitment to make to someone, to promise yourself to them through sickness and health, rich or poor, until death etc. I asked myself what might happen if one half of such a union had a darkness in them which might render those values as moot, and how their spouse might react.

Jasper

This story was initially one never intended for publication. I was asked by a friend if I was able to write on spec about any specific subject matter given. I suggested that I felt confident that anything can be turned into a good story within reason, and was given the brief of composing something containing a mind reading bird. Undaunted, I started to write, and found that not only was the subject matter workable, it made for what I thought was a pretty good story. As with most of my work, there was no happy ending, although in the first draft there was – Jasper made it to the outside world. I always found that ending to be a little bit ‘Hollywood’ though, and so replaced it in the second draft with the bleaker finale you have here.

Tilly

It’s surprising how many people think this story is a supernatural tale about haunted dolls. Although on the surface, it looks that way, this one is actually about the advances in technology as far as toys go. Even kids as young as four are pretty proficient at navigating touch screen tablets and phones etc, and that itself is pretty disturbing. I wanted to look at what might happen if some of this super advanced technology went wrong, and if the super advanced artificial intelligence suddenly became less than artificial and actually started to go into business for itself. You could argue that it’s more
sci fi than horror, but I like to think it strikes a happy medium between the two.

Long Tall Coffin

I have wanted to approach the subject of bullying for some time. There were a couple of stories in Dark Corners which touched on it, but I
never had a story to really tackle the subject as head on as I would have liked, until
Long Tall Coffin. 
Having been on the receiving end of the schoolyard bully on more than one occasion during my youth, this is a subject that is close to me, and I am happy to finally have the story out on paper.

50/50

As is often the case when I think about random things, the subject of freedom of choice came up. I asked myself what would happen if that freedom of choice to control your own destiny was taken from you, and how you might, given the
circumstances, choose to give life one last try.

Cabin Fever

As I touched on earlier,
Cabin Fever
is both the oldest story in this collection, and also the only story to survive the very first draft of the book when it was called
Destination Nowhere
. The initial draft of the story was written in 2007, and was significantly longer than this edit. Although some might say that this version is still lengthy for a short story, I don’t think it’s too long, or at least I hope not. This is one of those stories that questions the difference between right and wrong, and when faced with a seemingly impossible decision, would you know what to do for the best?

The Langton Effect

This story was initially written for submission to a flash fiction anthology which had a strict 999 word limit. The story was rejected, and in hindsight it was with good reason, as I had to sacrifice much of the intended storyline to meet the word count. Here it is now restored to its original pre-chopped state, and is my tribute to the superb Rod Serling’s Twilight zone type of story which were a great influence on me growing up.

The Trial Of Edwyn Greer

The literary world has become over-saturated with vampire stories. Most of them following the same rehashed plots. I wanted to approach the subject from a completely different angle, and asked myself what might happen if a vampire, after years of murder and maiming, was somehow re-humanised.
The Trial Of Edwyn Greer
is my idea of how such a thing could possibly play out.

Candyland

I was watching a documentary about a Congo tribe that had lived undiscovered by modern man until they were stumbled upon by accident. The idea of a community with no knowledge or form of interaction with the outside world was incredibly intriguing, and I tried to figure out a way to bring that same kind of situation a little closer to home. I was speaking to a fellow author friend of mine from across the pond who told me that the Arizona desert was a pretty isolated place, and with that nugget of information,
Candyland
was born. Of all the stories included here, I think this is my favorite. I like it a lot, and hope you do too.

And so, that is it. I hope you enjoyed reading this collection. Despite the roadblocks, it was great fun to write. I have to give massive thanks to Garrett Cook for editing the initial draft of the book, and to Sylvia Kerslake for doing the second more in depth line edit for the final version of the manuscript.

Also a special mention to the amazingly talented Stu Smith for the amazing cover artwork, and to Paul Levas, Albert Kwak, Pauline Bray, Bruce Blanchard, Joe Jenkins, Lois Wacey & Gail Holland for beta reading the collection and giving me invaluable feedback and guidance along the way.

I also have to say a massive thank you to my wife Vikki for tolerating me during the often grunt filled periods when I was putting this book together.  I wouldn’t be able to do this without her constant support. If you enjoy this book, I ask you to take the time to leave it a review on Amazon. It only takes a couple of minutes, and really helps authors to make headway in the business.

And so, that brings us, once again to the end. As I write this, it has just started to rain (good old English weather) and I have a half-finished manuscript demanding my attention. The writer’s wheel never stops turning, and I hope to see you all again soon.

Michael
Bray

15
th
September, 2013

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