Forty Guns West (17 page)

Four wagons? Here? Now?

Preacher rode down the grade and across the meadow just as the pilgrims were climbing down to the lush grass and flowers of the valley floor. Preacher had not had a bath in several days and it had been a couple of weeks since he'd shaved. His buckskins were stained and his hat had damn sure seen better days. He knew he looked rougher than a cob and meaner than a bear, but at the moment, he didn't much care. He rode right up to the wagons and got himself a jolt. Two of the finest-lookin' women he'd put eyes on in awhile stood side by side. Twins, with no difference he could spot in them at all.

“Howdy, folks!” Preacher called. “Y'all ain't got no drinkin' whiskey with you, now has you? I feel the need for a little Who Hit John.”

“Sir!” one of the twins piped right up. “I'll have you know we are on a mission for God. We do not sanction with the partaking of strong drink.”

“Do tell. Well, I'll be damned.”

“And we do not hold with swearing, either!” Hanna said, standing with hands on hips. She was a trifle ample across the beam for Preacher's liking, but still a handsome woman.

“You don't say? Well . . . dip me in buffalo crap and call me stinky.”

One of the twins stepped closer and stared at him. “Sir? Are you a mountain man?”

“I reckon. I been in these mountains ever since I was knee-high to a frog. What are you folks doin' out here all by your lonesome?”

Everybody started talking at once in a babble of voices. Preacher dismounted and stood silently before them until they settled down. When quiet prevailed, Preacher said, “I was just kiddin' y'all 'bout that whiskey. I got me a couple of jugs stashed up in the brush that I stole from some guys.”

“You . . .
stole
some whiskey?” Prudence asked.

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“So's I could drink it.”

“There are other people close-by?” Otto asked.

“Oh, yeah. I'd guess near'bouts seventy or so about five miles yonder way.” He pointed.

“Seventy?”
Patience blurted.

“Yeah.”

“What are they doing?”

“Doin' their best to kill me, ma'am.”

“Kill you!” Sally shrieked. “Why?”

“'Cause I been killin' as many of them as I could, that's why.”

The men and women all wore stunned looks on their faces. “You have been . . . killing them?” Frank Collins asked.

“Oh, yeah. I reckon up to the moment I've kilt . . . well, oh, fifteen or twenty, I reckon. But it's all right, 'cause they started it.”

“You have personally killed fifteen or twenty men in your life?” Prudence asked, her face pale.

“Oh, no, ma'am. That's just in the last few weeks. I lost count on how many men I've kilt over the years. White men, that is.”

“What . . . what is your name?” Patience asked.

“Preacher.”

Patience paled.

“How many other men out here are called Preacher?” she asked in a tiny voice.

“Just me.”

Patience fainted.

Otto caught the woman before she hit the ground and gently placed her in the shade of the wagon.

“What's the matter with her?” Preacher asked. “She comin' down with the vapors?”

Prudence glared up at him. “You ... you . . . brute!”

“What did I do?” Preacher questioned, looking at the men and women.

Frank Collins said, “Really, nothing, sir. We all were under the impression that you were a man of God, that's why Patience fainted.”

Preacher was clearly puzzled. Something was all out of whack here and he couldn't figure out what it was. “A man of God? I been called a lot of things over the years, but damned if I've ever been called that.”

“Sir,” Hanna said, looming menacingly before him. “I must insist that you refrain from swearing.”

Preacher sighed. Before he could tell Hanna what was foremost on his mind, and after doing that would probably have to shoot her husband, Patience moaned and sat up.

“I had the most terrible dream,” she said, her face flushed. “I dreamt that we were confronted by a horrible man who drank whiskey and ran around killing people.” Her eyes began to focus and they focused on Preacher. “Oh, my word! It wasn't a nightmare.”

“Now, I have been called that a time or two,” Preacher admitted. “Y'all splash some water on that female's face and get her up. I got to talk to y'all. This just ain't no place for pilgrims to be at any time, most especially right now.” He looked at Hanna. “You make some coffee and put on some grub. I got a case of the hongries flung on me. I'm goin' over yonder to that crick and take me a wash and a shave. I'll be back.”

“Well!” Hanna flounced about as Preacher turned his back to her and swung into the saddle.

“Do it,” Otto told her. “I think that, if I understand correctly his quaint way of speaking, we are in trouble here. I want to hear what he has to say.”

Prudence helped Patience to her feet and got her unflustered. Fifteen minutes later, Preacher reappeared. His buckskins were still stained, but he had taken a short bath and shaved the heavy growth of beard from his face.

“He really is a very handsome man,” the women all silently concurred.

“He really is a very dangerous man,” the men all silently concurred.

Preacher poured a cup of coffee and squatted down. The coffee was weak for his tastes, but he made no mention of that. “Now listen up, pilgrims. I got to tell you what's goin' on. Then you make up your own minds 'bout what kind of man I am. Not that your opinion means a damn to me. But I don't like to be judged wrongly.”

While the bacon and fried potatoes were cooking, Preacher took it from the top, beginning with him and Eddie leaving civilization back east and the reasons why. When he finished telling about burying Eddie and his little paint pony, the only dry eye in the bunch was his. A couple of minutes later, he said, “Well, that's it, folks.”

“I wonder why we heard nothing about the bounty on you?” Frank Collins asked.

“Prob'ly 'cause y'all don't frequent taverns and saloons and the like,” Preacher told him. “Nor do you associate with them that does.” He smiled. “Them mountain men back at the fort who told you I was a preacher of the gospel... you 'member any names?”

“Well,” Hanna said. “There was this huge fellow called Horsehide Jack.”

Preacher started grinning.

“Yes,” Patience said. “And there was another gentleman with the unsightly name of Pistol Pete.”

Preacher's grin spread.

“And one great bear of a man they called Papa Griz.”

Preacher laughed. “Them ol' boys was havin' a high ol' time puttin' you folks on, was what they was doin'. Don't feel hard toward 'em. They didn't mean no harm. They was just funnin'. Humor gets sorta dark out here in the wilderness. 'Cause a lot of the time, they ain't a whole hel . . . heck of a lot to laugh about.”

“I fear that because of my insistence that we press on,” Patience said, “I have placed us all in great danger.”

Preacher thought about that. “Maybe,” he finally said. “But not if y'all will play along with a lie I'm dreamin' up right now.”

“Whatever in the world do you mean, sir?” Prudence asked.

Preacher grinned and told her.

* * *

Preacher had carefully stashed the pilgrims and their livestock and wagons in a little canyon on the east side of the valley and told them not to light fires nor venture past the tree and brush lined entrance of the canyon. Then Preacher set out to find some man-hunters. Only this time he didn't have killing on his mind. Well, not much anyway.

“Look!” Van Eaton cried out, pointing.

The small group of men looked at the man with a white handkerchief tied to the barrel of his rifle.

“By the Lord!” breathed Sir Elmore. “That's our quarry.”

“He wants to talk,” Bones said. “He's comin' under a white flag. We'll honor it.”

The gentry with him looked at Bones as if he had gone mad. “You can't be serious, sir!” Robert Tassin said.

“I'm serious. A white flag is a white flag. We'll honor it.”

Preacher rode slowly toward the six man team, stopping about ten yards from them. Bones and Elmore rode out to meet him. “You boys got another problem facin' you,” Preacher said. “Not near 'bouts as dangerous as me, but a problem nonetheless.”

“And what might that be, sir?” Elmore asked.

“The Methodist church sent out a flock of missionaries to bring the gospel to the heathens. They're holed up over yonder in a valley. I run into them some time back and told them what was goin' on here, 'tween us. The scouts that brung them in has gone back with a message to the church board and the President of the United States. They tooken all your names back on paper to give to important folks back east. Anything happens to them missionaries, and you'll all have federal warrants out on you. The war 'tween us is still on, but them Bible-shoutin' folks had best be left alone.”

Sir Elmore Jerrold-Taylor's back straightened. “Sir, no harm shall come to those missionaries. I am a Christian myself and believe strongly in the Lord.”

Preacher had no immediate comment on that, but his thoughts were grim. If this fool really believed himself a Christian person, then Preacher could pass for a duck. “Fine.” He looked at Bones. “How about you boys?”

“They'll stay clear.”

“Them missionaries, over my objections, has volunteered to set up a make-shift hospital and take care of the wounded. That all right with you?”

“Fine with me.”

“That's wonderful,” Sir Elmore said. “That's very gracious of them. But you destroyed all our medical supplies,” he added with a pout. “That wasn't very sporting of you.”

“Well, shame on me,” Preacher said sarcastically. “My goodness! You just can't depend on nobody nowadays to be a good sport, can you?”

“Oh, quite true. Quite true.”

Preacher shook his head at the Englishman's words. He couldn't figure out if the man was serious or just a teetotal damned fool. He backed Thunder up some twenty feet or so. “Now you boys do the same,” he told the men. When they were about fifty feet apart, Preacher said, “Next time we see each other, you best start shootin'. 'Cause this is the last time I aim to be cordial with you.”

“We'll do that, Preacher.”

“Head on out,” Preacher ordered.

“Don't you trust us?” Sir Elmore asked.

“Hell, no.” He leveled his rifle. Bones and Elmore turned their horses, rejoined the group, and they all got gone.

* * *

“Do you trust these bounty hunters to keep their word, Preacher?” Otto asked.

Dark in the missionary's camp. The women had cooked up a fine meal and Preacher was laying back against his saddle, drinking coffee and smoking his pipe. “ 'Bout as far as I can pick up a grizzly bear and throw it.”

“You said one of the nobility was called Zaunbelcher, is that correct?”

“Yeah. He's a baron. Whatever the hel . . . heck that means.”

“It's a fine old family,” Otto said. “But starting about a century back, they began marrying very closely. I'm afraid insanity is running in their blood now.”

“I don't doubt that a bit. But you don't have to worry about that no more.”

“Oh? Why?”

“'Cause I'm a-fixin' to stop his clock, that's why.”

Paul Marks stared at Preacher across the fire. “You are going to fight seventy-odd men all by yourself?”

“They was close to a hundred or better when I started. And they'll be about ten less this time tomorrow.”

“You say those deadly words so ... casually.” Patience said. “Doesn't human life mean anything to you?”

“Them folks huntin' me ain't human, Missy. You think about that.”

A coyote pack started up, lifting their voices to the sky. The women shivered at the sound.

Preacher smiled. “The Injuns call them Song Dogs, ladies. They're sacred to some tribes. Coyote won't hurt you. Neither will a wolf if you leave the poor beast alone.”

“Song Dogs?” Prudence questioned.

“Shore. Just listen to 'em. They's makin' pretty music. Just listen and enjoy it.”

“You ever been married, Preacher?” Frank asked.

“The Injun way, yeah. I got kids. Y'all prob'ly frown on that, but that's the way it's done out here. And don't think Injuns take marriage lightly, 'cause they don't. Injuns is human people. Their ways is just different from ours, that's all. I don't agree with a lot of what they do, but then, I do agree with a lot they believe in and practice. When this little trouble of mine is all cleared up, I'll sit you down and try to convince you to head on back east. The Injuns don't want your religion, and they don't need it.”

“Whatever in the world do you mean by that?” Patience cried. “They're poor unsaved heathens.”

“They ain't no such of a damn thing, Missy. They worship the same God you do ... in a way, that is. Their God has many names, but they all amount to the same thing. Man Above, Wakan Tanka, Grandfather Spirit, Great Mystery Power, Heammawihio—The Wise One Above. The God of the Pawnees is Tirawa, and they sacrifice a human to that God. And it's a terrible sacrifice, too. Now, I don't hold with that a-tall.” Preacher picked up a handful of dirt and let it slowly dribble to the ground.” This is Grandmother Earth. The earth is life. The Injun respects the land and the critters on it.

“No, folks, the Injun has their own religion. When an Injun dies, his soul, tasoom, in Cheyenne, travels up the Hanging Road.” Preacher smiled again. “That's the Milky Way to us. The Injun believes that after death everything is good; there is no reason to fear death. And that only those who take their own lives won't never rest in a peaceful village in the Land Beyond. Now as far as I'm concerned, that pretty much goes along with what's in the Good Book.”

“But they must be baptized in the blood to be saved!” Patience said.

“I don't believe that, Missy. And I don't believe a person's got to congregate, neither. I think if a body accepts that there is a higher power over us all, and tries to live right, that person ain't gonna be denied entrance to the Land Beyond. You think there ain't gonna be no horses and dogs and cats and coyotes and wolves in Land Beyond? If that's the case, I don't want to go.”

“You don't mean that, sir!” Hanna almost shouted the words.

“That's blasphemy!” Sally said.

“I just figure it's the truth,” Preacher replied. “Be a mighty sorry damn place without critters to make friends with.” He stood up and stretched. “Y'all sleep sound. I'll be around. But I'll be pullin' out 'fore dawn. Y'all might not see me for a few days.” He walked off, quickly lost in the darkness.

“The man is either a simpleton and a fool, or a highly complex person,” Frank Collins remarked.

“He's no fool,” his wife said softly.

“He certainly is a very confident man,” Paul Marks said.

“I . . . don't believe I have ever met a man quite like him,” Patience admitted. “He is ... delightful.”

He was also gone when the pilgrims awakened the next morning. While they slept soundly, Preacher had built up the fire, made coffee for them, and left them a rather ominous note.

While Hanna, the self-appointed cook for the group, was slicing bacon, the sound of a single shot came faintly to the gathering of young men and women.

“Oh, dear,” Patience said. “I hope nothing has happened to Mister Preacher.”

Hanna looked at her and smiled.

Prudence looked at her and frowned.

The men glanced at one another and winked.

Their wives said to their husbands, “Now, you stop that!”

About three miles away, Bones squatted down in the brush and looked at the dead man. He was one of Lige's group who had gone into the woods to take care of his morning's business and instead got him a bullet in the head.

Bones was extra cautious this day as he crouched behind a tree, presenting no target at all. There had been something in Preacher's voice yesterday that told him game time was all over. The mountain man was through playing; from now on, it was going to be a deadly business.

“Is the wretch dead?” Duke Burton Sullivan yelled.

“Yeah.”