Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (106 page)

ALL

[Singing in a round.I

[Singing together.]

BIRD

PLANT

AVENUE Q GUY

ALL

"It Sucks to Be You"

[BROOKE SHIELDS enters.]

BROOKE SHIELDS

Hey, Avenue Q Guy, where you going?

AVENUE Q GUY

Well, Look who it is! It's Brooke Shields! Hiya, Brooke!

BROOKE SHIELDS

Hi, Avenue Q, puppets!

AVENUE Q GUY

How's life on Broadway?

BROOKE SHIELDS

Disappointing.

AVENUE Q GUY

What's the matter?

BROOKE SHIELDS

My TV show went off the air, and I have to replace
Donna Murphy in Wonderful Town. Whoever she is.

AVENUE Q GUY

Oh! I'm sorry!

BROOKE SHIELDS

Just think, I used to be a big movie star. And I always
thought...

AVENUE Q GUY

What?

BROOKE SHIELDS

No, it sounds stupid.

AVENUE Q GUY

Awww, come on!

BROOKE SHIELDS

AVENUE Q GUY

Yep!

BROOKE SHIELDS

AVENUE Q GUY

Noooo!

BROOKE SHIELDS

[TOM HEWIT enters, dressed as Dracula.]

TOM HEWITT

Hello, guys!

BROOKE SHIELDS

Oh, look! It's Tom Hewitt, the star of Dracula: The
Musical.

TOM HEWITT

And my show really sucks!

AVENUE Q GUY

Hi, Tom!

TOM HEWITT

BROOKE SHIELDS

TOM HEWITT