Authors: Anthony Bidulka
investigator from Saskatoon. I work for Daniel
Guest and I know you’re blackmailing him.” I had
also decided to do a bit of bluffing and see what
happened.
The young actor was momentarily speechless.
He stared at me; his blue eyes registering some-
thing that wasn’t quite surprise or even worry. It
was more like…curiosity.
“Really?” he finally said. “A real private eye?”
“Yes.”
“Is this some kind of joke?”
“Nope.”
The waiter brought our drinks and we both
smiled and said thanks as if we were having a nor-
mal, pleasant, everyday type of conversation.
“You’re really from Saskatoon?”
“Uh-huh.”
“What province is it in?”
“Saskatchewan.”
“Spell it.”
I did. Flawlessly.
“Why is there a big tent by the river in the sum-
mer?”
“Shakespeare on the Saskatchewan Festival.”
“What is Wanuskewin?”
“A First Nations’ Heritage Park.”
“What slogan is on the Saskatchewan licence
plate?”
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“Land of Living Skies.”
He asked two or three more rapid-fire ques-
tions until he seemed satisfied that I was indeed
from his hometown. Then he sat back in his chair
and stared at me again, letting his eyes rove freely
over my face and upper torso. He seemed undis-
turbed by the silence.
“What was the other stuff you said?” he finally
asked. “Something about blackmail?”
“I know you are blackmailing Daniel Guest.
And I’m here to make you stop.”
The corners of his mouth turned up into a wry
smile, displaying a beguiling gap of tooth. “And
how do you intend to do that?”
Was he admitting to being the blackmailer? To
being Loverboy? Did I have him? My plan was to
reveal, without doubt, that James Kraft was
Loverboy. Once I’d done that I’d deal with him
appropriately. But it was the “without doubt”
part that I was still unsure about.
“My client is willing to make one small pay-
ment.” I didn’t say how much. I didn’t talk about
the fact that the due date for the original $50,000
demand had come and gone. “But that’s it. If that
is not sufficient, or if you ever demand more, we
go straight to the police.”
“Why not go to the police now?”
This was a suspicious question. If he was
Loverboy, he wouldn’t have to ask it.
“Are you Loverboy?”
He laughed now. “Loverboy? Well I guess that
depends on who you ask.” Now it was his turn to
wink. “Maybe you’d like to find out?” His smile
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was part lascivious, part sweet, part mischievous.
Undeniably bewitching.
“Have you been blackmailing Daniel Guest?”
He slowly shook his head, still smiling at me as
if he were having two conversations at the same
time, one with his smile—a private one between
he and I, and another with his voice—a public one
dealing with the boring other matter at hand. “I
don’t even know who that is,” he said.
Liar!
Got you.
Chapter 15
I NOW KNEW JAMES KRAFT WAS A LIAR. Now—was he
a blackmailer too?
I leaned closer and lowered my voice. “Daniel
Guest says the two of you had sex a couple of
months ago. In October. You met in a chat room,
he invited you over, you arrived on your bicycle
and you had sex together. Ring any bells?”
James’s eyes squinted as he obviously recalled
the interlude. “Ohhhhhhh…him. I never knew his
name. Daniel, huh? He was a nice guy. We had
fun.”
“Are you telling me you are not blackmailing
him?”
“Blackmailing him about what?”
I studied the face before me, searching for signs
of deception or insincerity, not sure if I saw either.
“We had a good time,” he said with ease. “That
was it. It was fun. What would I blackmail him
about? I’m an old-fashioned guy, Mr. Quant, I gen-
erally don’t blackmail someone after I have sex
with them.” Now he leaned closer too so that our
faces were less than a foot apart. “If you and I
spent some time together, you’d find that out.”
“Hey lovers,” the waiter announced as he
shoved plates of food between us. “Time to eat.”
He seemed offended that we were paying more
attention to each other than to him.
We smiled gratefully and sat up straight in our
seats.
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“I tend to like guys a little older than you,”
James told me as he popped a golden ring of squid
into his mouth, “but I’m thinking it’s time to make
an exception.”
I sipped at my soup and tried to look else-
where. Based on the two men I knew about,
Daniel and Marc Driediger, James’s attraction to
older guys was bona fide. I was about a decade
older than James was, but I couldn’t decide
whether he knew that and was playing with me or
not. Regardless, I couldn’t help a smile. “That’s
not what we’re here to discuss.”
“Okay, okay, Mr. Private Dick, suppose I am
the blackmailer, what’s the offer? How much
money are we talking about?”
I felt my spine stiffen. Was this it? The shake-
down? Was he finally tired of the game? Did he
know the $50,000 was late and wanted to see how
much he could negotiate for? Or was this a trick?
“What’s to stop me from taking the money and
running? Even if I’m not the blackmailer. How
could you prove I am or not?” Good question.
“And I am a starving actor after all. I could use the
cash, no matter how much it is.”
“Well, you see,” I said, “there’s a skill-testing
question.”
Another squid entered his mouth. His lips
shone fetchingly with a fine layer of grease.
“Okay, lay it on me.”
“What did the blackmail note say?”
James’s face became serious. He laid down his
fork and looked to his right and to his left, as if
taking a quick poll of whether anyone could hear
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our conversation. He made a deliberate show of
finishing chewing his food and swallowing before
reaching into a pocket and pulling out a pen. He
searched for something to write on and finally set-
tled on the white paper napkin sitting under his
iced tea. He wrote on it, folded it over once and
handed it to me with a somber look on his face.
This was it. Despite all the playful banter back and
forth James Kraft was about to reveal his true self.
I had to admit, he had me puzzled. This was a
young man who played sweetness to the hilt, but
underneath the candy coating could very well be
a criminal with sour intent. Above all, this young
man was a survivor. And he needed money to sur-
vive in New York City. I didn’t think Daddy was
giving him any. So, blackmail might not be out of
the question.
I pulled the napkin to me. I gave him one last
look. His face revealed nothing. I flipped open the
napkin. In neat block letters he’d printed, “Will
you go out with me, Mr. Quant?”
I looked up from the napkin to the gap-toothed
grinning face of my lunch companion. I shook my
head and went in search of mussels amongst the
steaming shells in the bowl in front of me.
A pretty New York City actor had a crush on me.
But I had to maintain a professional distance. So
when he offered, after our meals were done, to
show me around town, I regretfully declined. He
told me where he’d be “partying” later that night,
just in case I changed my mind. I promised noth-
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ing, left money to cover the bill and left him at The
Townhouse smiling bedazzlingly at me.
Sereena was spending the day catching up
with acquaintances at restaurants, bars and shop-
ping plazas from one end of the island to the
other, so I had some time on my own. After a
quick stop at the hotel to pick up an extra sweater
and a warmer pair of gloves, I set out to discover
the Big Apple, or at least a tiny slice of it.
The first thing I did was poke my nose into
Central Park, the south end of which was directly
across the street from our hotel, but decided it was
too big and the weather too cold for a day in the
park. I looked longingly at the Plaza but knew
that as wonderful as it might be to spend a lazy
afternoon inside the warm and cozy Oak Bar, I
had places to see.
I recrossed the street and headed into FAO
Schwarz—the mother of all toy stores. The atmos-
phere enveloped me like a 1950s’ holiday movie.
Next to this, Toys ’R’ Us would look like an
understocked discount outlet. The place was
streaming with holiday shoppers in brightly
coloured coats, hats and scarves. Traditional car-
ols fa-la-laed us into jubilant moods. And it was
there—on the lower level of FAO Schwarz, as I
contemplated which country King Wenceslas was
such a good king of—that I caught sight of her
behind a mountainous display of board games.
At first I thought she was one of those some-
ones who looks annoyingly familiar but you can’t
quite figure out whom they remind you of. But
then I realized that wasn’t the case at all. She
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looked familiar because I’d seen her before, glar-
ing at Sereena and me, when we got on the eleva-
tor in our hotel only the day before. I dashed
round the towering heap of merchandise, but she
was gone. I headed upstairs and wandered into
the educational toy area. There were only six
shopping days left until Christmas. I was in the
best toy store in the world. And I did have nieces
and nephews. With lightning-quick mental
prowess I connected these random thoughts. I
quickly selected five or six items meant for vary-
ing ages and sexes (I’d get it right in the mix) and
got in line to pay. As I stood there, I caught sight
of my stalker once again, this time on the other side
of a cheerfully decorated display window. She was
outside on the sidewalk looking in at me. She was
short, dark-haired and had on this massive coat:
one of those arctic parka type things with fur rim-
ming the hood and multi-coloured embroidery
encircling the cuffs and bottom hem. Not too chic.
But she didn’t look like she particularly cared.
With what I had decided were beady eyes—per-
haps even steely—she burned a hole through the
candy-cane-coated glass and right into me. But
when she noticed me noticing her she quickly
scurried off. I debated dropping my merchandise
and taking chase, but decided it wasn’t worth it.
She’d be long gone before I got to the street.
After making my purchases I continued down
Fifth Avenue where between 50th and 58th I paid
homage to the mystical procession of some of the
grandest retail establishments in the world.
Beginning at Saks Fifth Avenue and ending at
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Bergdorf Goodman, I went forth and gaily par-
took of their wares. Weighed down by packages
but high on adrenaline, I schlepped south, making
a slight detour to 6th to see Radio City Music Hall
and further down to one of the most famous pub-
lic areas in North America, the Rockefeller Center.
Although I was disappointed at how small (by
Canadian hockey-rink-on-every-corner stan-
dards) the ice-skating rink is, the Christmas tree
perched above it made up for it. And there, contin-
ually insistent on ruining my burgeoning yuletide
spirit, three quarters of the way down one side of
the walkway bordering the rink, and standing
behind someone who looked amazingly like Tony
Bennett, was
that woman
. I’d had enough. It was
time to go a-wassailling on her ass! I tightened my
grip on my colourful bags filled with fetchingly
wrapped goodies and started after her. She did a
double take and headed in the opposite direction
almost knocking over Aretha Franklin, Pat Boone
and his daughter Debbie (of “You Light Up My
Life” fame). Well, it could have been them. This
was
New York City after all.
As I undertook this crazy pursuit, jockeying
down the streets of a totally unfamiliar city, carry-
ing seven armloads of Christmas presents that
were getting heavier and less desirable by the
minute, I wondered again who this woman might