Authors: Nick Orsini
Ryan Rolandelli
Chris Champignon
Gabe Perna
Dylan Wise
James Prior
Allyse Orsini
Tara Moser
Catherine Orsini
Richard Orsini
Christian Orsini
Will Ferrell
John C. Reilly
Richard Jenkins
Hunter S. Thompson
James Marsden
Ben Gibbard
Socratic
Dylan Heimbrock
CM Punk
John Cena
The cast of
Workaholics
JoAnna Fodero
Richard Attenborough
Alec Baldwin
Elijah Wood
Emma Roberts
Lena Dunham
Erin Hannon
Wes Craven
Heath Ledger
Man Overboard
Leah Busse
Alyx Kostiuk
Jaime Durante
Meg Kendall
Kevin Lehmann
Natalia Lachmann
Danielle Gorcica
Robert LaVorgna
Every professor I had at Marist College
Every member of WMAR, Marist Radio
Every teacher at Seton Hall Prep
This is a book about best friends… so the first people to thank are my best friends in real life. I won’t name them by name, but you guys and girls have put up with a lot of shit from me over the years. Thanks for never giving up on me or writing me off. I’m thankful for the time I get to spend with all of you. It means everything to me.
Dear mom and dad, this book is also yours. Thank you for believing in me before anyone else ever did. You’re the best, most understanding parents in the entire world. The books and the poems would not be possible without your love and support. Thanks for being as cool as you are… for making me laugh.
To my sister – I’m so extraordinarily proud of all you’ve accomplished. This book is yours because you supported me no matter how weird you thought I was. I wish you all the best as you keep trucking with your life away from New Jersey. I miss you and I hope this book means as much to you as it does to me.
For all the readers of my first book,
Two Wrongs Make a Vice,
and for all the readers of my work at Adorkablelife.com or on The Projection List, this all belongs to you. Thanks for trusting me to tell you stories. Thank you for writing to me, asking me things, sending me postcards and letters. This book is yours now.
Thank you to everyone who has given me a voice over these past three years…to everyone who took time to come to a speaking engagement I gave or who stopped at the Read at the Show tent. This is what it’s all about. I love you all.
Lastly, this is to everyone who has lost a best friend – literally and figuratively.
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Nick Orsini claims not to be a writer. After graduating from college in the heart of the Great Recession in 2008, unable to find work, he set out to tell one great story. Armed with a background in Film History and Criticism, and after spending his formidable years analyzing everything from Blade Runner to pro-wrestling, he started to write.
Nick has self-published two books, one collection of poetry, and maintains a blog of over 2000 original poems and short stories. He has written for The Projection List and Thought Catalog. His poetry spanned topics from the Occupy Wall Street protests to the senselessness of coming-of-age. His first self-published novel,
Two Wrongs Make a Vice
, has been shipped to over 40 countries and all 50 US States. His second novel,
Fingerless Gloves
, is a story centering on the fragility of friendship and the ways we come to terms with ourselves and our past failures.