Fear Nothing (27 page)

“And then again—they’re not.”

Bobby said, “Some days I wonder if I’ve picked up some New Age virus over the telephone line from Pia, all the way from Waimea—and now while she’s obsessed with being Kaha Huna, I’m obsessed with the monkeys of the new millennium. I suspect that’s what the tabloids would call them, don’t you?”

“The millennium monkeys. Has a ring to it.”

“That’s why I haven’t reported them. I’m not going to make myself a target of the press or anyone. I’m not going to be the geek who saw Bigfoot or extraterrestrials in a spaceship shaped like a four-slice toaster. Life wouldn’t ever be the same for me after that, would it?”

“You’d be a freak like me.”

“Exactly.”

My awareness of being watched became more intense. I almost borrowed a trick from Orson, almost growled low in my throat.

The dog, still standing between Bobby and me, remained alert and quiet, his head raised and one ear pricked. He was no longer shaking, but he was clearly respectful of whatever was observing us from the surrounding night.

“Now that I’ve told you about Angela, you know the monkeys have something to do with what was going on out at Fort Wyvern,” I said. “This isn’t just a tabloid fantasy anymore. This is real, this is totally
live,
and we can do something about it.”

“Still going on,” he said.

“What?”

“From what Angela told you, Wyvern’s not entirely shut down.”

“But it was abandoned eighteen months ago. If there were still personnel staffing any operations at all out there, we’d know about it. Even if they lived on base, they’d come into town to shop, to go to a movie.”

“You said Angela called this Armageddon. It’s the end of the world, she said.”

“Yeah. So?”

“So maybe if you’re busily working on a project to destroy the world, you don’t have time to come into town for a movie. Anyway, like I said, this is a tsunami, Chris. This is the government. There’s no way to surf these waters and survive.”

I gripped the handlebars of my bike and stood it upright again. “In spite of these monkeys and what you’ve seen, you’re going to just lay back?”

He nodded. “If I stay cool, it’s possible they’ll eventually go away. They’re not here every night, anyway. Once or twice a week. If I wait them out…I might get my life back like it was.”

“Yeah, but maybe Angela wasn’t just smoking something. Maybe there’s no chance, ever again, that anything will be like it was.”

“Then why put on your tights and cape if it’s a lost cause?”

“To XP-Man,” I said with mock solemnity, “there are no lost causes.”

“Kamikaze.”

“Duck.”

“Geek.”

“Decoy,” I said affectionately and walked the bicycle away from the house, through the soft sand.

Orson let out a thin whine of protest as we left the comparative safety of the cottage behind us, but he didn’t try to hold back. He stayed close to me, sniffing the night air as we headed inland.

We’d gone about thirty feet when Bobby, kicking up small clouds of sand, sprinted in front of us and blocked the way. “You know what your problem is?”

I said, “My choice of friends?”

“Your problem is you want to make a mark on the world. You want to leave something behind that says,
I was here.
”

“I don’t care about that.”

“Bullshit.”

“Watch your language. There’s a dog present.”

“That’s why you write the articles, the books,” he said. “To leave a mark.”

“I write because I enjoy writing.”

“You’re always bitching about it.”

“Because it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but it’s also rewarding.”

“You know why it’s so hard? Because it’s unnatural.”

“Maybe to people who can’t read and write.”

“We’re not here to leave a mark, bro. Monuments, legacies, marks—that’s where we always go wrong. We’re here to revel in the world, to soak in the awesomeness of it, to enjoy the ride.”

“Orson, look, it’s Philosopher Bob again.”

“The world’s maximum perfect as it is, beauty from horizon to horizon. Any mark any of us tries to leave—hell, it’s only graffiti. Nothing can improve on the world we’ve been given. Any mark anyone leaves is no better than vandalism.”

I said, “The music of Mozart.”

“Vandalism,” Bobby said.

“The art of Michelangelo.”

“Graffiti.”

“Renoir,” I said.

“Graffiti.”

“Bach, the Beatles.”

“Aural graffiti,” he said fiercely.

As he followed our conversation, Orson was getting whiplash.

“Matisse, Beethoven, Wallace Stevens, Shakespeare.”

“Vandals, hooligans.”

“Dick Dale,” I said, dropping the sacred name of the King of the Surf Guitar, the father of all surf music.

Bobby blinked but said, “Graffiti.”

“You are a sick man.”

“I’m the healthiest person you know. Drop this insanely useless crusade, Chris.”

“I must really be swimming in a school of slackers when a little curiosity is seen as a crusade.”

“Live life. Soak it up. Enjoy. That’s what you’re here to do.”

“I’m having fun in my own way,” I assured him. “Don’t worry—I’m just as big a bum and jerk-off as you are.”

“You wish.”

When I tried to walk the bike around him, he sidestepped into my path again.

“Okay,” he said resignedly. “All right. But walk the bike with one hand and keep the Glock in the other until you’re back on hard ground and can ride again. Then ride fast.”

I patted my jacket pocket, which sagged with the weight of the pistol. One round fired accidentally at Angela’s. Nine left in the magazine. “But they’re just monkeys,” I said, echoing Bobby himself.

“And they’re not.”

Searching his dark eyes, I said, “You have something else that I should know?”

He chewed on his lower lip. Finally: “Maybe I am Kahuna.”

“That’s not what you were about to tell me.”

“No, but it’s not as fully nutball as what I was going to say.” His gaze traveled over the dunes. “The leader of the troop…I’ve only glimpsed him at a distance, in the darkness, hardly more than a shadow. He’s bigger than the rest.”

“How big?”

His eyes met mine. “I think he’s a dude about my size.”

Earlier, as I had stood on the porch waiting for Bobby to return from his search of the beach scarp, I had glimpsed movement from the corner of my eye: the fuzzy impression of a man loping through the dunes with long fluid strides. When I’d swung around with the Glock, no one had been there.

“A man?” I said. “Running with the millennium monkeys, leading the troop? Our own Moonlight Bay Tarzan?”

“Well, I hope it’s a man.”

“And what’s that supposed to mean?”

Breaking eye contact, Bobby shrugged. “I’m just saying there aren’t only the monkeys I’ve seen. There’s someone or something big out there with them.”

I looked toward the lights of Moonlight Bay. “Feels like there’s a clock ticking somewhere, a bomb clock, and the whole town’s sitting on explosives.”

“That’s my point, bro. Stay out of the blast zone.”

Holding the bike with one hand, I drew the Glock from my jacket pocket.

“As you go about your perilous and foolish adventures, XP-Man,” Bobby said, “here’s something to keep in mind.”

“More boardhead wisdom.”

“Whatever was going on out there at Wyvern—and might still be going on—a big troop of scientists must have been involved. Hugely educated dudes with foreheads higher than your whole face. Government and military types, too, and lots of them. The elite of the system. Movers and shakers. You know why they were part of this before it all went wrong?”

“Bills to pay, families to support?”

“Every last one of them wanted to leave his mark.”

I said, “This isn’t about ambition. I just want to know why my mom and dad had to die.”

“Your head’s as hard as an oyster shell.”

“Yeah, but there’s a pearl inside.”

“It’s not a pearl,” he assured me. “It’s a fossilized seagull dropping.”

“You’ve got a way with words. You should write a book.”

He squeezed out a sneer as thin as a shaving of lemon peel. “I’d rather screw a cactus.”

“That’s pretty much what it’s like. But rewarding.”

“This wave is going to put you through the rinse cycle and then down the drain.”

“Maybe. But it’ll be a totally cool ride. And aren’t you the one who said we’re here to enjoy the ride?”

Finally defeated, he stepped out of my way, raised his right hand, and made the shaka sign.

I held the bike with my gun hand long enough to make the
Star Trek
sign.

In response, he gave me the finger.

With Orson at my side, I walked the bike eastward through the sand, heading toward the rockier part of the peninsula. Before I’d gone far, I heard Bobby say something behind me, but I couldn’t catch his words.

I stopped, turned, and saw him heading back toward the cottage. “What’d you say?”

“Here comes the fog,” he repeated.

Looking beyond him, I saw towering white masses descending out of the west, an avalanche of churning vapor patinaed with moonlight. Like some silently toppling wall of doom in a dream.

The lights of town seemed to be a continent away.

FOUR

DEEP NIGHT

21

By the time Orson and I walked out of the dunes and reached the sandstone portion of the peninsula, thick clouds swaddled us. The fog bank was hundreds of feet deep, and though a pale dusting of moonlight sifted through the mist all the way to the ground, we were in a gray murk more blinding than a starless, moonless night would have been.

The lights of town were no longer visible.

The fog played tricks with sound. I could still hear the rough murmur of breaking surf, but it seemed to come from all four sides, as though I were on an island instead of a peninsula.

I wasn’t confident about being able to ride my bicycle in that cloying gloom. Visibility continuously shifted between zero and a maximum of six feet. Although no trees or other obstacles lay along the curved horn, I could easily become disoriented and ride off the edge of the beach scarp; the bike would pitch forward, and when the front tire plowed into the soft sand of the slope below the scarp, I would come to a sudden halt and take a header off the bike to the beach, possibly breaking a limb or even my neck.

Besides, to build speed and to keep my balance, I would have to steer the bike with two hands, which meant pocketing the pistol. After my conversation with Bobby, I was loath to let go of the Glock. In the fog, something could close to within a few feet of me before I became aware of it, which wouldn’t leave me time enough to tear the gun out of my jacket pocket and get off a shot.

I walked at a relatively brisk pace, wheeling the bicycle with my left hand, pretending I was carefree and confident, and Orson trotted slightly ahead of me. The dog was wary, no good at whistling in the graveyard either literally or figuratively. He turned his head ceaselessly from side to side.

The click of the wheel bearings and the tick of the drive chain betrayed my position. There was no way to quiet the bicycle short of picking it up and carrying it, which I could do with one arm but only for short distances.

The noise might not matter, anyway. The monkeys probably had acute animal senses that detected the most meager stimuli; in fact, they were no doubt able to track me by scent.

Orson would be able to smell them, too. In this nebulous night, his black form was barely visible, and I couldn’t see if his hackles were raised, which would be a sure sign that the monkeys were nearby.

As I walked, I wondered what it was about these creatures that made them different from an ordinary rhesus.

In appearance, at least, the beast in Angela’s kitchen had been a typical example of its species, even if it had been at the upper end of the size range for a rhesus. She’d said only that it had “awful dark-yellow eyes,” but as far as I knew, that was well within the spectrum of eye colors for this group of primates. Bobby hadn’t mentioned anything strange about the troop that was bedeviling him, other than their peculiar behavior and the unusual size of their shadowy leader: no misshapen craniums, no third eyes in their foreheads, no bolts in their necks to indicate that they had been stitched and stapled together in the secret laboratory of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s megalomaniacal great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Heather Frankenstein.

The project leaders at Fort Wyvern had been worried that the monkey in Angela’s kitchen had either scratched or bitten her. Considering the scientists’ fear, it was logical to infer that the beast had carried an infectious disease transmitted by blood, saliva, or other bodily fluids. This inference was supported by the physical examination to which she’d been subjected. For four years, they had also taken monthly blood samples from her, which meant that the disease had a potentially long incubation period.

Biological warfare. The leaders of every country on Earth denied making preparations for such a hateful conflict. Evoking the name of God, warning of the judgment of history, they solemnly signed fat treaties guaranteeing never to engage in this monstrous research and development. Meanwhile, each nation was busily brewing anthrax cocktails, packaging bubonic-plague aerosols, and engineering such a splendiferous collection of exotic new viruses and bacteria that no line at any unemployment office anywhere on the planet would ever contain a single out-of-work mad scientist.

Nevertheless, I couldn’t understand why they would have forcibly subjected Angela to sterilization. No doubt certain diseases increase the chances that one’s offspring will suffer birth defects. Judging by what Angela had told me, however, I didn’t think that the people at Wyvern sterilized her out of a concern either for her or for any children that she might conceive. They appeared to have been motivated not by compassion but by fear swollen nearly to panic.

I had asked Angela if the monkey was carrying a disease. She had as much as denied it:
I wish it were a disease. Wouldn’t that be nice? Maybe I’d be cured by now. Or dead. Dead would be better than what’s coming.