Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone (46 page)

Dr. Squane, the Bends Specialist in Miami, says Thompson is “acceptably rational”—whatever that means—and that they have no reason to keep him in The Chamber beyond Friday. My insistence that he be returned at once to Colorado—under guard if necessary—has not been taken seriously in Miami. The bill for his stay in The Chamber—as you know—is already over $3,000, and they are not anxious to keep him there any longer than absolutely necessary. I got the impression, during my talk with Doc Squane last night, that Thompson’s stay in The Chamber has been distinctly unpleasant for the staff. “I’ll never understand why he didn’t just wither up and die,” Squane told me. “Only a
monster
could survive that kind of trauma.”

I sensed disappointment in his voice, but I saw no point in arguing. We’ve been through this before, right? And it’s always the same gig. My only concern for right now—as Thompson’s de facto personal guardian—is to make sure he doesn’t get involved in serious trouble, if he’s serious about going to Washington.

Which he
is
, I suspect—and that means, if nothing else, that he’ll be running up huge bills on the
Rolling Stone
tab. Whether or not he will write anything coherent is a moot point, I think, because
whatever
he writes—if anything—will necessarily be long out of date by the time it appears in print. Not even the
Washington Post
and the
New York Times
, which arrive daily (but three days late) out here in Woody Creek, can compete with the spontaneous, brain-boggling horrors belching constantly out of the TV set.

Last Saturday afternoon, for instance, I was sitting here very peacefully—minding the store, as it were—when the tube suddenly erupted with a genuinely
obscene
conversation between Mike Wallace and John Ehrlichman.

I was sitting on the porch with Gene Johnston—one of Dr. Thompson’s old friends and ex-general manager of the Aspen
Wall Poster
—when Sandy called us inside to watch the show. Ehrlichman’s face was so awful, so obviously mired in a lifetime of lies and lame treachery, that it was just about impossible to watch him in our twisted condition.

“Jesus Christ,
look
at him!” Johnston kept muttering. “Two months ago, that bastard was
running the country
.” He opened a beer and whacked it down on the table. “I never want to hear the word ‘paranoid’ again, goddamn it! Not after seeing
that
face!” He reeled toward the front door, shaking his head and mumbling: “Goddamn! I can’t
stand
it!”

I watched the whole thing, myself, but not without problems. It reminded me of
Last Exit to Brooklyn
—the rape of a bent whore—but I also knew Dr. Thompson was watching the show in Miami, and that it would fill him with venom & craziness. Whatever small hope we might have had of keeping him away from Washington during this crisis was burned to a cinder by the Wallace-Ehrlichman show. It had the effect of reinforcing Thompson’s conviction that Nixon has cashed his check—and that possibility alone is enough to lure him to Washington for the death-watch.

My own prognosis is less drastic, at this point in time [
sic
], but it’s also a fact that I’ve never been able to share The Doktor’s obsessive political visions—for good or ill. My job has to do with nuts & bolts, not terminal vengeance. And it also occurs to me that there is nothing in the Watergate revelations, thus far, to convince anyone but a stone partisan
fanatic that we will all be better off when it’s finished. As I see it, we have already reaped the
real
benefits of this spectacle—the almost accidental castration of dehumanized power-mongers like Haldeman, Ehrlichman, and Tom Charles Huston, that vicious young jackal of a lawyer from Indianapolis that Nixon put in charge of the Special Domestic Intelligence operation.

Dumping thugs like these out of power for the next three years gives us all new room to breathe, for a while—which is just about all we can hope for, given the nature of the entrenched (Democratic) opposition. Nixon himself is no problem, now that all his ranking thugs have been neutralized. Just imagine what those bastards might have done, given three more years on their own terms.

Even a casual reading of White House memorandums in re: Domestic Subversives & Other White House Enemies (Bill Cosby, James Reston, Paul Newman, Joe Namath, et al.) is enough to queer the faith of any American less liberal than Mussolini. Here is a paragraph from one of his (September 21, 1970) memos to Harry “Bob” Haldeman:

“What we cannot do in a courtroom via criminal prosecutions to curtail the activities of some of these groups, IRS [the Internal Revenue Service] could do by administrative action. Moreover, valuable intelligence-type information could be turned up by IRS as a result of their field audits . . .”

Dr. Thompson—if he were with us & certifiably de-pressurized at this point in time—could offer some firsthand testimony about how the IRS and the Treasury Department were used, back in 1970, to work muscle on Ideological Enemies like himself . . . and if Thompson’s account might be shrugged off as “biased,” we can always compel the testimony of Aspen police chief Dick Richey, whose office safe still holds an illegal sawed-off shotgun belonging to a U.S. Treasury Department undercover agent from Denver who fucked up in his efforts to convince Dr. Thompson that he should find a quick reason for dropping out of electoral politics. That incident came up the other afternoon at the Jerome Bar in Aspen, when Steve Levine, a young reporter from Denver, observed that “Thompson was one of the original victims of the Watergate syndrome—but nobody recognized it then; they called it paranoia.”

Right . . . But that’s another story, and we’ll leave it for The Doktor to
tell. After three months in the Decompression Chamber, he will doubtless be cranked up to the fine peaks of frenzy. His “Watergate notes from The Chamber” show a powerful, brain-damaged kind of zeal that will hopefully be brought under control in the near future . . . and I’m enclosing some of them here, as crude evidence to show he’s still functioning, despite the tragic handicap that comes with a bad case of the bends.

In closing, I remain . . . Yrs. in Fear & Loathing:
Raoul Duke, Spts. Ed

Editor’s note: What follows is the unfinished midsection of Dr. Thompson’s Notes from the Decompression Chamber. This section was written in his notebook on the day after convicted Watergate burglar James McCord’s appearance before the Ervin committee on national TV. It was transcribed by a nurse who copied Dr. Thompson’s notes as he held them up, page by page, through the pressure-sealed window of his Chamber. It is not clear, from the text, whether he deliberately wrote this section with a “Woody Creek, Colorado,” dateline, or whether he planned to be there by the time it was printed.

In either case, he was wrong. His case of the bends was severe, almost fatal. And even upon his release there is no real certainty of recovery. He might have to reenter the Decompression Chamber at any time, if he suffers a relapse.

None of which has any bearing on what follows—which was published exactly as he wrote it in The Chamber:

Jesus, where will it end? Yesterday I turned on my TV set—hungry for some decent upbeat news—and here was an ex–Army Air Force colonel with nineteen years in the CIA under his belt admitting that he’d willfully turned himself into a common low-life burglar because he thought the attorney general and the president of the U.S. had more or less
ordered
him to. Ex-colonel McCord felt he had a duty to roam around the country burglarizing offices and ransacking private/personal files—because the security of the U.S.A. was at stake.

Indeed, we were in serious trouble last year—and for five or six years before that, if you believe the muck those two vicious and irresponsible young punks at the
Washington Post
have raked up.

“Impeachment” is an ugly word, they say.
Newsweek
columnist Shana
Alexander says “all but the vulture-hearted want to believe him ignorant.” A week earlier, Ms. Alexander wrote a “love letter” to Martha Mitchell: “You are in the best tradition of American womanhood, defending your country, your flag . . . but most of all, defending your man.”

Well . . . shucks. I can hardly choke back the tears . . . and where does that leave Pat Nixon, who apparently went on a world cruise under a different name the day after McCord pulled the plug and wrote that devastating letter to Judge Sirica.

The public prints—and especially
Newsweek
—are full of senile gibberish these days. Stewart Alsop wakes up in a cold sweat every morning at the idea that Congress might be forced to impeach “the president.”

For an answer to that, we can look to Hubert Humphrey—from one of the nine speeches he made during his four-and-a-half-hour campaign for Democratic candidate George McGovern in the waning weeks of last November’s presidential showdown—Humphrey was talking to a crowd of hard hats in S.F., as I recall, and he said, “My friends, we’re not talking about reelecting the president—we’re talking about reelecting Richard Nixon.”

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. Humphrey’s voice just belched out of my radio, demanding that we
get to the bottom of this Watergate mess
, but meanwhile we have to make sure the Ruskies understand that we all stand firmly behind the president.

Right. As far behind him as possible, if GOP standard-bearers like B. Goldwater and Hugh Scott are any measure of the party’s allegiance to the frightened unprincipled little shyster they were calling—when they nominated him for re-canonization ten months ago in Miami—“one of the greatest presidents in American History.” We will want those tapes for posterity because we won’t hear their like again—from Scott, Goldwater, Duke Wayne, Martha, Sammy Davis, Senator Percy, or anyone else. Not even George Meany will join a foursome with Richard Nixon these days. The hallowed halls of the White House no longer echo with the happy sound of bouncing golf balls. Or footballs either, for that matter . . . or any other kind.

The hard-nosed super-executives Nixon chose to run this country for us turned on each other like rats in a slumfire when the first signs of trouble appeared. What we have seen in the past few weeks is the
incredible spectacle of a president of the United States either firing or being hastily abandoned by all of his hired hands and cronies—all the people who put him where he is today, in fact, and now that they’re gone he seems helpless. Some of his closest “friends” and advisers are headed for prison, his once-helpless Democratic Congress is verging on mutiny, the threat of impeachment looms closer every day, and his coveted “place in history” is even now being etched out in acid by eager Harvard historians.

Six months ago Richard Nixon was Zeus himself, calling firebombs and shitrains down on friend and foe alike—the most powerful man in the world, for a while—but all that is gone now, and nothing he can do will ever bring a hint of it back. Richard Nixon’s seventh crisis will be his last. He will go down with Harding and Grant as one of America’s classically rotten presidents.

Which is exactly what he deserves—and if saying that makes me “one of the vulture-hearted,” by Ms. Alexander’s lights . . . well . . . I think I can live with it. My grandmother was one of those stunned old ladies who cried when the Duke of Windsor quit the Big Throne to marry an American commoner back in 1936. She didn’t know the Duke or anything about him. But she knew—along with millions of other old ladies and closet monarchists—that a Once and Future King had a duty to keep up the act. She wept for her lost illusions—for the same reason Stewart Alsop and Shana Alexander will weep tomorrow if President Richard M. Nixon is impeached and put on trial by the U.S. Senate.

Our congressmen will do everything possible to avoid it, because most of them have a deep and visceral sympathy, however denied and reluctant, for the “tragic circumstances” that led Richard Nixon to what even Evans and Novak call “the brink of ruin.” The loyal opposition has not distinguished itself in the course of this long-running nightmare. Even Nixon’s oldest enemies are lying low, leaving the dirty work to hired lawyers and faceless investigators. Senators Kennedy, McGovern, and Fulbright are strangely silent, while Humphrey babbles nonsense and Muskie hoards his energy for beating back personal attacks by Strom Thurmond. The only politicians talking publicly about the dire implications of the Watergate iceberg are those who can’t avoid it—the four carefully selected eunuch/Democrats on the Senate Select Investigating
Committee and a handful of panicked Republicans up for reelection in 1974.

The slow-rising central horror of “Watergate” is not that it might grind down to the reluctant impeachment of a vengeful thug of a president whose entire political career has been a monument to the same kind of cheap shots and treachery he finally got nailed for, but that we might somehow fail to learn something from it.

Already—with the worst news yet to come—there is an ominous tide of public opinion that says whatever Nixon and his small gang of henchmen and hired gunsels might have done, it was probably no worse than what other politicians have been doing all along, and still are.

Anybody who really believes this is a fool—but a lot of people seem to, and that evidence is hard to ignore. What almost happened here—and what was only avoided because the men who made Nixon president and who were running the country in his name knew in their hearts that they were all mean, hollow little bastards who couldn’t dare turn their backs on each other—was a takeover and total perversion of the American political process by a gang of cold-blooded fixers so incompetent that they couldn’t even pull off a simple burglary . . . which tends to explain, among other things, why twenty-five thousand young Americans died for no reason in Vietnam while Nixon and his brain trust were trying to figure out how to admit the whole thing was a mistake from the start.

September 27, 1973