Authors: Sally Spencer
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #Police Procedural
âThat's right.'
âAbout what?'
âI think it's called “Modern Law Enforcement â a dynamic approach to policing London in the second half of the twentieth century”,' Cotteral said, his smirk widening.
âAnd he's wastin' a whole
half-day
on that crap?'
âWell, you've got to admit, it's better than working for a living.'
Woodend felt an anger, which had been nestling in the pit of his stomach for two days, start to bubble up.
âSo who's investigatin' the Pearl Jones case?' he demanded.
âThe guv'nor is â when he gets back.'
âAn' have there been any developments in the case
at all
? Have they found the mother yet?'
Cotteral had finally put too much strain on the elastic band, and now it snapped.
âOuch!' the constable said, waving the hand in the air, to take away the slight sting.
âHave they found the mother?' Woodend repeated.
âThe mother? No, I don't think they
have
found her.'
âThen don't you think you should get off your arse an' start lookin' for her yourself?'
Cotteral gave Woodend a look which fell somewhere between extreme contempt and extreme pity.
âMr Bentley doesn't like the men working under him using their own initiative,' he said. âHe sees it as challenging his authority. So if you want to get on with him, you do what he tells you to do,
when
he tells you to do it.'
âDon't rock the boat,' Woodend said, echoing Greyhound Ron Smithers's words.
âWell, exactly,' Cotteral agreed. He reached for another rubber band from the box on his desk. âAnd if Mr Bentley gives you no instructions at all, then you find a way to amuse yourself until he does.'
âThat isn't how things are supposed to work in the police force,' Woodend said.
âMaybe not,' Cotteral said. âBut it's how they
do
work. If you want to get on, you have to play the system as you find it. I'm an expert at that, and if I was a betting man, I'd put money on my making sergeant
long before
you make inspector.'
One day, Woodend promised himself, I'll have my own team. An' when that day comes, I'll award the Golden Boot up the Backside to any member of it who can't come up with an idea that I haven't spoon-fed him.
He sat down at his desk, picked up the Wally Booth file, and ran his eyes over the list of Booth's known associates. The last time he'd looked at the file, he'd thought that getting any of them to cooperate with the investigation would be difficult. Now, after his meeting with Smithers, he decided it was nigh on impossible. Because if Greyhound Ron didn't want to talk himself, he certainly didn't want any of his âbusiness associates' to talk â and unless they felt the urge to end up dead, like Booth, he wouldn't get a peep out of them.
So what's the point of even pursuing the case any further? he asked himself. Especially when he had
better
things to do with his time.
He stood up.
âI'm goin' out,' he told Cotteral.
âWhat shall I tell the guv'nor if he wants to know where you are?' asked the detective constable, who had now devised a much more elaborate system, using
two
rubber bands and
both
his hands.
âYou can tell him exactly what I've just told you,' Woodend said curtly. âThat I've gone out.'
Word of Victoria Jones's flight â enforced or otherwise â seemed to have got around the neighbourhood, and the door of 36 Balaclava Street was wide open. Woodend didn't look inside. He didn't need to, because he knew that anything that could be nicked would already have been nicked.
Bentley should have posted an officer to guard the place, Woodend thought, but now it was too late. Any evidence the house might have contained would have been stolen or destroyed.
Two women, their hair in curlers, and with untipped cigarettes drooping from their lips, were standing in a doorway on the opposite side of the road. When Woodend started to cross the street, they exchanged glances, but made no effort to move.
âAre you the Old Bill?' one of them asked.
Woodend nodded.
âI said 'e was,' the woman said to her companion.
âThen why ain't 'e wearing a suit?' the other woman asked, as if Woodend weren't there at all.
It was a good question, even if it wasn't addressed to him, Woodend thought.
And the answer, he supposed, was that he'd never really felt comfortable in a suit, because, back where he came from, they were only ever worn at weddings and funerals. Of course, a time might come, once he'd been promoted â
if
he'd been promoted, he corrected himself â when he'd probably have to swap his sports jacket for a suit. But that was long in the future.
âShe's got a point, though, ain't she?' the first woman asked Woodend. âWiv the money wot you're pulling in, I'd have fort you could
afford
a nice blue suit.'
That was a bit rich, coming for a woman dressed in a pinny so stained it practically told her life history, Woodend told himself.
But all he said was, âI'm DS Woodend. An' you are â¦?'
âMrs Wilson,' said the first woman.
âMrs Gort,' the second supplied.
âI was wonderin' if you two ladies saw what happened over there,' Woodend said, pointed at Victoria Jones's house.
â'Appened over there?' Mrs Wilson repeated, as if she had no idea what he was talking about.
âThe burglary.'
â'As she been burgled?' Mrs Wilson said, with mock surprise. âWell, we didn't see nuffink, did we, Effel?'
âNot a bleeding fing,' Mrs Gort agreed. âShe used to 'ave some nice stuff, though, didn't she?'
âThe question is, where did she get all that nice stuff from?' Woodend said.
âBeats me,' Mrs Wilson told him. âAs far as I could tell, she never did nuffink to earn a crust.'
âDid she have visitors?'
âYer mean, was she on the game?'
âI mean, did she have visitors of any kind?'
The two women exchanged glances.
âA few darkies, now and again,' Mrs Wilson said. âBut they wasn't out on the razzle. They was
religious
darkies.'
âHow could you possible know that?'
âWell, for a start, they only come on Sundays, and always at just about the time the churches was turning out. And yer could tell from the way they was dressed â the men in stiff collars and ties, the women in 'ats â that they'd all been out praising the Lord.'
âAnyway, 'ole families of 'em come sometimes,' Mrs Gort chimed in. âPiccaninnies and all. They never let them piccaninnies play out on the street, neiver â and if that's not religious, I don't know what is.'
âWhat can you tell me about Mrs Jones's daughter?' Woodend asked.
âWhy d'yer want to know about 'er?' Mrs Wilson wondered.
âBecause she's been murdered.'
âMurdered! Get on wiv yer,' Mrs Gort said.
âIt was in the paper,' Woodend assured her. âDidn't you see it?'
âDon't read no newspapers,' Mrs Wilson said. âCan't seem to find the time.'
Can't seem to make the effort, more like, Woodend thought.
â'Ow was she killed?' Mrs Gort asked.
âHer throat was cut,' Woodend said. â
Now
will you answer my question?'
âShe was a nice girl â for a darkie,' Mrs Gort said.
Mrs Wilson sniffed. âIf yer ask me, she 'ad ideas well above 'er station,' she said. âParading up and down the street in that fancy school uniform of hers, like she was better than the rest of us. Still,' she continued, shivering slightly, âI wouldn't wish wot's 'appened to her on anybody.'
Mrs Gort had been looking up the street, and now she tugged on her friend's sleeve and said, âWe'd best go inside, Lil.'
âBest go inside? What are yer talking about?' Mrs Wilson asked. âI ain't finished talkin' to this copper, 'ave I?'
â'E'll 'ave enough on 'is hands, wivout us,' Mrs Gort said, glancing nervously up the street again.
This time, Woodend looked too, and saw what Mrs Gort had seen.
Two big men were rapidly approaching, and though they were obviously a team, one was walking on the pavement, and the other on the road, at least four feet from his pal.
âBleeding 'ell, I see just what you mean, Effel,' Mrs Wilson said. And then, in what probably wasn't intended to be a parody of good manners but certainly came out as one, she continued, âIf yer'll excuse us, Sergeant, we 'ave urgent matters wot we need to attend to indoors.'
The women stepped back into the house, and closed the door firmly behind them, while Woodend, for his part, turned to face the approaching men.
Though they were not the
same
men he had encountered outside Greyhound Ron's pub, they were virtually indistinguishable from them. The same bulky frames, the same sharp suits, the same arrogant swagger to their walk â and the same certainty in their hard eyes that whatever it was they wanted to do, they would meet with no resistance.
Woodend's mind ran back to the phone call, two nights earlier, in which the anonymous caller had threatened him with trouble if he showed too much enthusiasm in investigating Pearl Jones's murder.
Well, maybe this was the trouble, he told himself.
Without even realizing he was doing it, he had adopted a fighting stance â feet wide apart, hands balled into fists. But he knew none of it would do him any good as long as the two men kept a distance between them â because while he might, conceivably, be able to drop one of them, the other would be on him before he had a chance to take evasive action.
The men came to a halt a couple of yards short of him. The one on the left had a long jagged scar on his cheek. The one on the right had a large brown mole just above his lip. Neither of them would have won any beauty contests.
âAre you Charlie Woodend?' the one with the scar asked.
âI'm
Detective Sergeant
Charlie Woodend, yes.'
The man with the scar shrugged, as if to suggest the title didn't impress him, and that even if Woodend had announced himself as Pope Charlie III, it would have made absolutely no difference.
âThe boss wants to see you,' he said.
âThe boss?' Woodend repeated. âRon Smithers?'
The other man smirked, and his scar puckered. âGreyhound Ron ain't what
I'd
call a boss,' he said. âI've scraped better fings off the sole of my shoe than
Greyhound Ron
.'
Well, if it wasn't Ron Smithers then it had simply to be the other big wheel, Woodend thought.
âWe're talkin' about Toby Burroughs, are we?' he asked.
âThat's right,' Scarface agreed. âMr Burroughs. Like I was saying, 'e wants to see yer.'
âAn' what if
I
don't want to see
him
?'
Scarface shrugged again. âThen yer don't 'ave to.'
âYou won't try me make me?'
âNo, we ain't 'ad no orders about making you. But if yer do decide to turn 'im down, that's
your
funeral.'
It would interesting to see how Burroughs would react if he
did
turn him down, Woodend thought.
On the other hand, it might be even
more
interesting to hear what it was that the man wanted to say.
âWhere's your car?' he asked, making a snap decision.
Scarface chuckled. âCar?' He turned to his partner. âI didn't say nuffink about us 'aving no car, did I?'
âNuffink at all,' his partner agreed, grinning. âI'm sure I'd 'ave remembered if yer 'ad done.'
Woodend gave a deep sigh. This was the second pair of heavies he'd met in the space of a few hours, and like the first, they seemed almost compelled to put on a comic double act for him.
Where
did
they draw their inspiration from? The music hall? Television? American gangster films?
The two men were still waiting for a response from him.
Woodend sighed again. âAll right, I'll buy it,' he said resignedly. âHow
will
I be travellin' to the headquarters of the feller who's
supposed
to be the most feared man in the whole of London? By bus?'
âNo, we'll drive yer there.'
âAn' how do you propose to do that, without a car?'
It was clearly just the moment the two men had been waiting for â the crowning moment of their routine.
âWe'll take yer in our mobile business unit,' the one with the mole over his lip said.
T
he âmobile business unit' turned out to be an aged black van. The words A
CME
W
INDOW
C
LEANING
S
ERVICE
had been stencilled in white on the side, and â in case the words themselves were not enough to convince a passer-by of the verisimilitude of the whole operation â there were ladders, sponges, and several enamel buckets nestling haphazardly in the back.
Woodend briefly examined the back of the van, then said, âYou're not expectin' me to travel in there, with all the equipment, are you?'
Scarface laughed. âCourse we're not. That'd be below the dignity of a detective sergeant â specially one wot's as sharply dressed as wot you are.'
The hairy sports coat was going to have to go, Woodend told himself resignedly. Sooner or later, he was simply going to have to invest in a suit.
âSo who
will
be ridin' in the back?' he asked.
âNobody,' Scarface told him. âWe'll all ride in the front, like the good pals wot we've just become.'
The man with a mole over his lip climbed into the driver's side, and Scarface opened the passenger door.