Everybody Rise

 

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To my parents, with thanks

 

I was loved, happiness was not far away, and seemed to be almost touching me; I went on living in careless ease without trying to understand myself, not knowing what I expected or what I wanted from life, and time went on and on.… People passed by me with their love, bright days and warm nights flashed by, the nightingales sang, the hay smelt fragrant, and all this, sweet and overwhelming in remembrance, passed with me as with everyone rapidly, leaving no trace, was not prized, and vanished like mist.… Where is it all?

—A
NTON
C
HEKHOV
, “A L
ADY'S
S
TORY
” (1887)

That faraway shore's looking not too far.

—S
TEPHEN
S
ONDHEIM
, “O
PENING
D
OORS
,”
M
ERRILY
W
E
R
OLL
A
LONG
(1981)

 

Part One

 

CHAPTER ONE

Sheffield-Enfield

“Your pearl earrings are rather worn down. They're starting to look like molars,” Barbara Beegan said to her daughter, poking with a cocktail knife at pâté that was so warmed by the sun that it was nearly the consistency of butter. “Don't you ever take them off?”

Evelyn's right hand jolted up to her ear and rubbed at an earring, which did feel lumpy. She'd bought them as a prep-school graduation gift for herself, and over the years, wearing them during showers and swims and tennis games must have eaten away at the earrings' round perfection, but it wasn't something she'd noticed until now. “You wanted me to wear them,” she said.

“I wanted you to look like you were dressing to watch the lacrosse game, not playing in it. You could at least polish them every now and then. People must wonder if you can't take care of your things. I think this pâté has salmonella. Can't you find something else to put out?”

Evelyn sidled along the edge of the 1985 beige Mercedes. Her mother had bought it, used, after Evelyn's orientation at Sheffield, her prep school, once Barbara saw none of the old-money mothers would deign to drive a fresh-off-the-lot BMW like the Beegans had shown up in. The Mercedes was parked just a few inches from the next car, an aged Volvo—there was hardly a post-1996 car to be seen on the field—and Evelyn opened the door to slide her hand into a picnic basket in the backseat. She groped wedges of warm cheese in Saran Wrap, warm wine … a warm container of cream cheese? No, olive tapenade; and, guessing that the tapenade was the least likely to cause food poisoning, retrieved that. A roar went up from First Field, a few hundred yards away; the crowd approved of her choice. It was Sheffield-Enfield, her prep school's version of a homecoming game, and the spectators were absorbed in the lacrosse matchup.

Shaking her hair forward to cover her earlobes, Evelyn sidestepped up to the table at the car's trunk, one of the freestanding tables lined along Sheffield Academy's Second Field, which had been transformed into a parking lot for the day's game. A few tables had special banners draped across them, S
HEFFIELD-
E
NFIELD
S
PRING 2006
; the alumni association gave these to alums who donated more than $10,000 a year. Tables to Evelyn's left held rounds of triple-crèmes that were melting onto their trays in the May heat. To her right, bottles of white wine and Pellegrino were sweating from the exertion of being outdoors. She noticed ancient alumni toddling by in their varsity sweaters, which they insisted on wearing even in May, and made a mental note. Her bosses at People Like Us would be interested in that.

She was turning to go to the field house when there was a squelching sound, and she saw Charlotte approaching, waving two boxes of water crackers in triumph in one hand and a Styrofoam cup in the other. For such a tiny person, narrow hipped enough that she often shopped at Gap Kids, Charlotte was leaving enormous gullies in the ground as she took huge steps in her rain boots. Her hair was pulled back in a ponytail, but the humidity had created a walnut-brown halo of frizz all around her pale face. “Success!” Charlotte said, stomping toward Evelyn. “Babs would have sold me into white slavery had I not found these.”

“She didn't send you for crackers, did she? I told her not to. Sorry, Char.”

“Listen, at least water crackers are actually something I can find. I was worried she'd send me to root you out a husband.” Charlotte stuck out her tongue, and Evelyn side-kicked her in the shins, but the rubber of the boots made her foot bounce off.

“Here,” Charlotte said, handing over the Styrofoam cup. “Cider.”

“In May?”

“In May?” Charlotte mimicked, in a British accent. “What, you've been working at People Like Us for a day and you find the common people's habits confusing?”

“I've been working there three weeks, Char, and my plan for signing up the nation's elite is already in full effect.” Evelyn gestured toward the spectators. “It's basically People Like Us membership sign-up day today. The people here just don't know it yet.”

“Ah, Charlotte, you located some crackers.” Barbara Beegan had reemerged, casting a blockish shadow over the girls. Her pedicured toes were strapped into flat sandals, which merged into pleated powder-blue pants with sturdy thighs bulging within, up to a crisp white oxford. She ended in dry butter-colored hair arranged in fat waves and a pair of big black sunglasses. In her prime, after a diet based on green apples, Barbara Beegan had been thin; now she was the kind of stout woman who covered up the extra weight with precisely tailored clothes. She smelled, as she always did, of leather. She frowned as she examined the boxes. “These have pepper in them, though.”

Charlotte made a silent Munch-scream face at Evelyn. “Well, Mrs. Beegan, they were all I could find.”

“They'll have to do, I suppose,” Barbara said, looking over Charlotte's head.

“Say thank you, Mom,” Evelyn said.

“Yes, thank you,” Barbara said listlessly, and opened a box to begin arranging the crackers in a semicircle.

“I live to serve,” Charlotte said, bowing briefly. “Ooh, there's Mr. Marshon from prep-year history. Do you think he's still mad at me from when I reenacted the defenestration of Prague with his snow globe? I'm just going to say hi. Back in a jiff.”

Evelyn took the opportunity to slip away. Second Field's grass had turned muddy and choppy with tire tracks and Tretorn tracks—Charlotte was smart to wear boots—and Evelyn picked her way over the chewed-up terrain to the field house. She watched in amusement as one alum tried to rein in a toddler while wiping down a Labrador who had apparently been swimming in the Ammonoosuc, but when the alum looked at her, she quickly coughed and looked away.

In the eight years since she'd graduated, she had not been back to Sheffield much, not wanting to see her classmates boasting about their children and jobs and weddings while Evelyn muddled along at her textbook-marketing job. Barbara, on the other hand, had been a steadfast alumna despite not actually attending Sheffield, and every year would call up Evelyn, pushing her to go to Sheffield-Enfield, and every year Evelyn would say no. Evelyn's penance for this resistance was a recurring lecture about how she was aging and needed to meet someone soon and shouldn't give up chances to meet eligible alumni.

This year, though, was different. After the textbook publisher laid her off a few months ago, she'd managed to talk her way into a job at People Like Us, a social-networking site aimed at the elite's elite. Even Charlotte, who was brilliant about business, thought that social-networking sites were going to be huge, and Evelyn sensed if she was a success at People Like Us, she could choose whatever job she wanted.

In the interview, Evelyn had dropped a few references to Sheffield and, pulling from her memory of her upper-year class Novels of the Gilded Age, Newport. When the co-CEOs asked her how she'd access the target members, she'd bluffed, mentioning two Upper East Side benefits and making it sound like she'd attended them when she hadn't. The made-up details she'd provided about the parties, the flower arrangements, and the specialty cocktails came out of her mouth surprisingly easily, and though it had made her feel unsettled, she'd reasoned that everyone stretched the truth in interviews. For $46,000 and a lot of stock options—Charlotte said this was how it worked these days—Evelyn became the director of membership at People Like Us, charged with recruiting society's finest to set up profiles on the site. Now, three weeks after she'd started, she needed some actual recruits and had headed to Sheffield's homecoming for that reason.

She could hear the fragments of a cheer coming from First Field, where the game was in its third quarter. It was the same cheer she had learned when she had arrived at Sheffield as a prep, the school's term for freshmen. The cheer was a paean to the school's mascot, a gryphon. Hearing it, a stooped man with watery blue eyes looked toward the sound and valiantly waved a tiny Sheffield flag, as though he were expecting troops from that direction to liberate him.

The cool gray stone of the field house offered respite from all the sound, and Evelyn followed the familiar path to the girls' bathroom, past the hockey rink on one side and the water-polo pool on the other. Inside, under the fluorescent lights, Evelyn leaned over the gray-concrete slabs of the sink, which stank of beer (that was the recent alumni; she'd barely seen a beer among the older alums all day) and was littered with red plastic cups. She reached into her bag, pulled out a sunglasses case, flipped it open, and extracted a flannel lens cloth. Leaning so close that she could see the thin film of grease forming on her nose, she carefully rubbed one pearl earring to a Vermeer-like shine. It was pockmarked, she admitted, but in her usual self-examination that she performed before seeing her mother, she hadn't caught it.