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Jonesy counted his magazines. “Seventy-five percent,
but my weapon is shot. The receiver is cracked, where I hit some hard-headed
booger. And I ain’t got no thumpers left.”

Doc was doing OK. “About half, also. Maybe two
hundred rounds.”

Ahmed: “Forty-two rounds for my rifle, a hundred
percent for my pistol.”

The LT and Mya were down to less than twenty-five
percent each. I expected that, since this was their first op and they had been
spraying rounds left and right with little fire discipline. I was tempted to
cross-level ammo with them but they would waste it. We were out of thumpers
altogether, too.  

“Mya, give Jonesy your weapon. Stay back with
Redshirt, make sure he’s doing OK, and if
it
looks
like we’re getting over run …”

“… Jump into the water with him?”

“No, put a round through his head and jump in the
water yourself.”

At that, Redshirt sat up, and demanded a weapon.
Damn, this kid was tough! I gave him my pistol, and told him I’d save one for
him if we got overrun. He laughed and said, “Bring it, Chief.” Then his eyes
rolled back in his head, and he passed out again. I took my pistol back.

We waited for four hours before the first Zs showed
up. They first came wandering down the hill, in ones and twos every few
minutes. Ahmed quietly took them out from a long distance, setting his rifle on
some debris and popping heads from five hundred meters out. The red eyes would
flare briefly when the rounds hit them, then go out.

“Hey Brit.”

“Yeah, Jonesy?”

“Ain’t it true that redheads started the damn zombie
apocalypse, stealin’ too many souls, an’ it just kinda got outta hand?”

“Kiss my ass, you big chocolate hunk of muscle.”

 “You should have seen mah muscles, honey, before
you redheads done brought the world to ruination. I ain’t had watermelon an’
ribs in forever!”

“You people.”

“What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?”

“Zip it, both of you, and watch your lane.”

More started showing up and they started to get
closer. The guys joined in the firing, less accurately than Ahmed, when they
reached two hundred meters. We had a lull for a few minutes, then a huge, long
moan wailed from behind the hilltop, and a horde came charging over the hill,
eyes blazing.

“Uh, Nick, this kinda looks bad!”

“CASTLE, CASTLE, WE ARE UP SHIT’S CREEK, OVER!”

“Lost Boys, understand. Bird is on its
way south, ETA thirty minutes, over.”

“Roger. Well, maybe we’ll be here, and maybe we
won’t. Switching over to CAS.”

I switched freqs over to the Navy Close Air Support
Channel.

“Stinger 52, this is Lost Boys 6, over.”

The answer came back choppy, thousands of pounds of
thrust distorting the pilots’ voice.

“Lost Boys, this is Stinger, on station
with short load. Expended most ammo popping hordes down the City. Enough for
two runs. Over.”
She had a sweet voice, and I imagined
Scarlett Johansson in a flight suit. Reality was, she probably had gotten beaten
with the ugly stick when she was a kid and was overcompensating by being a
fighter pilot, but I would kiss her if she got us out of this.

“Understood, be advised, horde is about four hundred
meters from IR strobe, azimuth twenty-two degrees. Strobe marks our position,
do
not
drop on strobe. Hurry up, over.”

“Roger, four hundred  meters azimuth 22
degrees. Standby.”

A minute passed, and then she came back over the
radio.
“Dropped, heads down.”

“INCOMING!” I yelled, and buried my face in my arms.
A tremendous
WHAM
lifted me off the dock and set me back down, and I
looked up to see a fireball rising in front of us. Bits of body parts flew
through the air.

“Stinger, dead on, put one more just past it, over.”

“Roger that, then I’m out. Good luck,
Lost Boys, next air on station an hour from now. Buy me a beer next time you’re
in the City. Stinger out.”

The follow on JDAM blasted another hole in the
horde, but they kept coming. We opened fire but more and more of the red eyes
glowed in the moonlight, hundreds coming over the hill in front of us. The
barrel of my M-4 was getting hotter as the bolt locked back on an empty
magazine. Reload. Release the bolt. Aim. Squeeze. Shoot.

Fifty meters.
They were coming closer, despite our knocking them down in rows. The bodies
were piling up, and the Zs were screaming now, charging towards us, climbing
over the bodies. I heard, over the scream, the thudding of chopper blades
coming from up river.

Twenty  meters.
I could see the flashing navigation lights and a long stream of machine gun
fire arched out of the night and into the horde, to no effect. The rounds shot
through their bodies, only hitting their heads here and there, dropping a few. The
rest kept charging at us.

Ten meters
.
I reached for another magazine, and there weren’t any. I pulled out my pistol
and started taking single shots. The rotor wash from the helo threw off my aim.
Next to me, Brit pulled out her crowbar and started swinging hard, smashing at
the first Zs that grabbed toward her. Jonesy was swinging his iron bar in a wide
circle, savagely knocking them down and cursing at the top of his lungs.

The helo came to a hover at the end of the dock, and
I risked a quick glance behind me to see Doc and Mya throw Redshirt into the
open doors. Mya climbed in next to her, followed by Doc, but the LT came
running back to us, firing and charging into the melee, swinging his plastic-stocked
rifle at the closest Z. I saw him go down as I smashed one in the head, swarmed
by a dozen who immediately started tearing him apart. Ahmed ran backwards,
firing his pistol until the slide locked back, then turned and jumped in
through the open door.

Jonesy had been separated by more Zs and there was
no way for him to get to us. He swung his bar again, clearing a space around himself,
and yelled, “I’LLSEE YOU IN HELL, NICK!” and started moving away from the helo,
swinging hard, smashing them down, leading them away from us.  One grabbed his
ankle, and he started to fall. A shot rang out from the helo, and Jonesy
collapsed to the ground, shot through the heart by Ahmed.  

Brit was bleeding from the stomach, blood staining
her uniform where her stitches had ripped open
.
She flung her crowbar at the head of the nearest Zombie, then turned and ran,
clutching her side. I followed close behind her, the Zs right behind us,
howling and screaming. A gust of wind pushed the helo away from the dock just
as Brit jumped for it and the door gunner opened up with his 240. I saw her
fall into the water, slipping down between the helo and the edge of the dock.

In front of me, the door, and salvation, gaped wide
open. Ahmed and Mya reached for me, hands held out, while Doc fired over my
head, knocking Zs back from me.

I dove off the dock, and the cold river water closed
over my head.

 

 

Chapter 38
Even
with the full moon shining on it, under the surface was black as hell until a
bright light stabbed downward. I could hear the thump of the helo blades coming
down through the water. I unsnapped my gear and dropped my weapon as I sank
towards the bottom, shrugged out of my body armor, kicked for the surface.
Taking a deep breath, I turned over and dove for the bottom, trying to feel for
where the current was running. Next to me another figure splashed into the
water, and Doc dove down with me.

Fortunately, in the shelter of the point, the water
was almost still and only about fifteen feet deep. I could see the bottom in
the glare of the powerful spotlight on the helo, and after three dives I saw
Brit’s body. I slapped Doc’s leg, and he turned and followed me over to her.

She had struggled half out of her armor, but floated
unmoving, her eyes and mouth open, red blonde hair hanging in front of her
face. I started pulling at her armor, my head starting to hammer for oxygen.
Doc pushed me aside and cut it off where it had caught on her uniform. We each
grabbed an arm and kicked for the surface.

The crew chief of the helo directed the pilot to set
the tail end into the water, and we struggled up onto the lowered ramp, pulling
Brit’s body with us. Doc pushed me out of the way, listened to her heart, then
started to perform chest compressions. I pinched her nose and started forcing
air into her lungs.

The helo rose in a smooth arc and headed north.
Ahmed leaned out of the side door, firing steadily into the crowd of zombies
until we were out of range. Mya was wrapping Redshirt in some blankets while
holding up a new IV. The crew chief was hurriedly working on the wiring, where
a short had sent sparks arching onto the floor. It smelled of blood, cordite
and aviation fuel.

Brit suddenly coughed. A ton of water shot out of
her mouth, then she vomited on me and started making choking sounds. Doc rolled
her on her side and cleared her mouth out with his fingers, then started tying
a bandage around her waist where her gunshot wound had opened up.  

I sat on the deck of the helo and cradled her head
in my lap as we thundered up river to Fort Orange. After a few minutes, she
opened her eyes and said something I couldn’t hear over the roar of the twin
turbines. I leaned closer.

“If you wanted to kiss me that bad, all you had to
do was ask, you stupid ass.”

 

The End.

Or maybe not…

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I would like to thank K for her editing and medical advice,
and unwavering support. I’d also like to give thanks to every fan of EZKGTB who
sharpshooted (sharpshot? Sharpshotted?) the chapters and waited patiently as
each was published.
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U.S.
Army Zombie Combat Command
!
 

Glossary

11B

Infantryman

1SG

First
Sergeant, usually the highest ranking NCO in a line unit

1st
CAV

1st
Cavalry Division

40
MM

40
Millimeter Grenades, fired from a grenade launcher

5
Ton

Unarmored
Cargo truck

9
Line

Request
for MEDVAC

ACU

Army
Combat Uniform, the grey camouflage fielded by the Army in 2005

AFN

Armed
Forces Network (military television & radio)

AIT

 

Advanced
Individual Training, where you learn your job skill after basic training

Allah
Akbar (sp)

"God
Is Great", shouted by the enemy as they attacked Americans

AO

Area
of Operations

Apache
/ AH-64

Helicopter
Gunship

ARCOM

Army
Commendation Medal

BAH

 

Basic
Allowance for Housing (non taxable money soldiers get for living off base)

BC

Usually
Battalion Commander, a Lieutenant Colonel

BCT

Basic
Combat Training

Blackhawk
/ UH-60

Transport
Helicopter

Bronze
Star

Medal

CAS

Close
Air Support

Chinook
/ CH-47

Transport
Helicopter

CHU

 

Containerized
Housing Unit, basically a 10 x 20 trailer that housed up to 8 soldiers at a
time.

Company

3
to 4 (or more) platoons

COP

Combat
Out Post, a smaller version of a FOB

Cordon

Enclose
an area

CQ

Charge
of Quarters - A desk manned 24 hours

CSH

Combat
Support Hospital. The first place a casualty goes to be treated

CSM

Command
Sergeant Major, the senior enlisted soldier in a large unit

DFAC

Dining
Facility

DOW

Died
Of Wounds

FA

Field
Artillery

Fart
Sack

Sleeping
Bag

FOB

Forward
Operating Base

Fobbit

A
soldier who does not engage in combat

Gerber

Multi
tool (pliers, knife, etc.)

Green
Beans

A
popular coffee shop on the FOBs

Grunt

Infantryman

Haji

GI
slang for Iraqis

hesco

Dirt
filled barriers

Hummer,
Humvee

4
wheel drive Armored Truck

IDF

Indirect
Fire. Mortars or Artillery

IED

Improvised
Explosive Device

Kevlar

Helmet

KIA

Killed
in Action

Landstuhl

 

Landstuhl
Army Medical Center in Germany. First stop for serious casualties.

LZ

Helicopter
Landing Zone

M-14

Semi-automatic
7.63 assault rifle, usually used as a sniper rifle

M-16

5.56
mm assault rifle

M-1A1,
M-1A2

Abrams
Tank

M2,
aka Ma Deuce

12.7
mm machine gun, mounted in a turret

M-203

40mm
grenade launcher mounted under an M-4 or M-16

M24

7.62
mm sniper rifle

M240B

7.62mm
machine gun, either carried or mounted in a turret

M249

5.56
mm machine gun, usually carried

M2A1

Bradley
Infantry Fighting Vehicle

M-4

5.56
mm assault rifle, a shorter version of the M-16

M-9

9mm
pistol carried by many soldiers

MEDEVAC

Medical
Evacuation (usually by helicopter)

MEPS

Military
Entrance Processing Station where you join the military

MGS

Mobile
Guns System, a 105mm cannon mounted on a Stryker

MI

Military
Intelligence

MK-19,
Mark -19

Vehicle
mounted automatic 40mm grenade launcher

MOS

Military
Occupation Specialty

MP

Military
Police

MRAP

Mine
Resistant Armored Patrol vehicle

NCOIC

Sergeant
in Charge

NVG

Night
Vision Goggles

OIC

Officer
In Charge

OP

 

Observation
Post. Usually a 2 or 3 man position in front of the main defensive position

OPCON(ed)

 

When
one unit is placed under another unit not normally in their chain of command

PA

Physicians'
Assistant

PAX

Passenger
Terminal at a military airbase

Pisser

latrine

PKM

Russian
made medium Machine Gun

PL

Platoon
Leader (Usually a newly commissioned officer)

Platoon

4
to 5 squads

POG
(or Pogue)

See
Fobbit, usually anyone not in a combat MOS

PSD

Personal
Security Detachment

PSG

Platoon
Sergeant (Usually a Senior NCO)

PT

Physical
Training

PTSD

Post-Traumatic
Stress Disorder

PX

Post
Exchange, the base shopping center

R
& R

 

Rest
& Relaxation, either two weeks home in the States or a three day pass in
Qatar

Rear
Detachment

Parts
of a unit that remain behind at home base for administrative services.

RPG

Rocket
Propelled Grenade

SAW
(M-249)

 

Squad
Automatic Weapon, a light machine gun firing the same ammunition as an
M-16/M-4

SFC

Sergeant
First Class, senior NCO in a Platoon

Shi'ite.

One
of the two main sects of Islam. Majority of the Iraqi population

SITREP

Situation
Report

Squad

roughly
8 to 10 soldiers

SSG

Staff
Sergeant, leads a squad

Stryker

Armored,
wheeled Infantry Carrier, carrying an Infantry Squad

Sunni

 

One
of the two main sects of Islam. Minority of Iraqi population, held power
under Hussein.

TAC
SAT

Satellite
Radio

TBI

Traumatic
Brain Injury, usually from an IED concussion

The
Wire (outside)

Going
outside the relative security of a FOB

TOC

Tactical
Operations Center

Tree
Line

area
where fields stop and trees begin. A preferred firing position

WIA

Wounded
In Action

WRAMC

Walter
Reed Army Medical Center, located outside Washington DC

Wrecker

Tow
Truck

WTF

What
The Fuck

 

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