Authors: Orson Scott Card
What was Sandy's last name? She'd always just been . . . Sandy.
“Where's the phone?” asked Cecily.
“Long distance? On
my
telephone? What, is your cellphone out of batteries?”
“You're the one who wanted me to get involved.”
“Right,
you
involved,
me
not paying for anything except the vast quantities of food your children eat.”
“They don't eat vast quantities, you just
cook
vast quantities.”
“I want them not to die of starvation like fashion models.”
Cecily got her cellphone out of her purse and then dialed LaMonte's office number from memory. After all these years.
Except in the meantime he had become Speaker. So the number got her somebody else. That was fine. “I'm such an idiot,” she said. “Can you give me the phone number of the Speaker's office?”
“Oh, I can give it to you, honey, but it ain't gonna do you much good,” said the southern woman on the phone. “The Speaker isn't the Speaker anymore, sweety.”
“But I'm not looking to talk to President Nielson,” she said. “It's Sandy Woodruff that I want to talk to.”
“Well, she's
with
him, of course.”
“But somebody in their old office can get a message to her.”
“By smoke signal maybe, but here's the number, I was looking it up the whole time I was talking to you, in case you thought I wasn't.”
“Since when do you have to look up the number of the Speaker of the House?”
“My Congressman is in the other party, sweety. We don't call the Speaker much.”
“You
should
have,” said Cecily, imitating her southern drawl. “He's always been such a dear.”
The woman laughed heartily. “Well, you're a caution. Good luck on getting your call returned.”
Cecily got through to the Speaker's office. It was answered by a flustered aideâor perhaps an intern. Somebody who was not deemed important enough to take along to the White House.
“Sandy isn't available,” said the kid. “But I'd be glad to take a message.”
“Cecily Malich,” said Cecily. “Only when Sandy knew me I was Cessy Grmek. I will definitely have to spell that for you.”
“Oh, no need,” said the kid. Definitely an intern.
“That means you aren't writing it down, because I assure you, you cannot spell it.”
A faint sigh. A scruffing among papers. Finally: “All right, I have a pencil.”
“Cessy. C-
E-S-S-Y
. Grmek. G-
R-M-E-K
. Can you say it back to me?”
“Did you leave something out? What I have here looks like a bad Scrabble turn.”
“Say âGrrrr' like a bear. And then âmek' rhymes with âcheck.' ”
The girl said it twice.
It had the desired effect. She could hear Sandy's voice in the background. “Cessy Grmek? I thought she was dead or got married.” In a moment, Sandy was on the line. “What are you bothering us for, you office-seeking hanger-on?”
“I saw LaMonte on TV,” said Cessy. “I think he's handling himself splendidly.”
“Of course he is. I tell him every word to say.”
“Listen, Sandy, my call is selfish, but I don't want a job.”
“Too bad. Just the other day he said, âWhatever happened to that girl with no vowels? How can this office run without her?' ”
“He did not.”
“But he would have, if I'd remembered to tell him to say it. Get on with your request, my dear. Remember that the President of the United States is not the Wizard of Oz. Chances are very good that you will not get your wish.”
“I did get married, Sandy. And my husband is Major Reuben Malich.”
It took a beat for Sandy to realize why she knew that name. “You're saying you're married to the Hero of the Tidal Basin?”
“The hero who is getting set up to take the fall for the assassination plot.”
“You know what, Cessy? I think LaMonte will want to talk to you himself.”
“No, I don't want to bother him.”
“Your husband is the real thing, Cessy. Not that you aren't, of course. But he's a hero. Not just yesterday, but before. He's the kind of soldier they make movies about.”
“I just don't want the movie to be
The Dreyfus Affair
.”
“I don't get to see any of the new movies.”
“It's an old one. Jose Ferrer.”
“You're thinking of /
Accuse!
From Zola's famous article âJ'Accuse.' Jose Ferrer directed it, too. 1958.”
“Sandy, your memory astonishes me.”
“It's not the memory, it's the superb retrieval system. And I don't think President Nielson wants your husband to spend years of his life fighting a false charge of treason, either. What number are you at?”
Cecily gave it to her.
Then the conversation was over. She flipped her phone closed.
“Just as I thought,” said Aunt Margaret. “The President himself is going to call back.”
“She thinks he might,” said Cecily. “But I think he won't.”
“Then turn your phone off.”
“Okay, I think he might.”
“Are you going to tell him you switched parties?”
“I didn't switch parties,” said Cecily. “I was a Democrat the whole time I worked for him.”
“But not
much
of a Democrat.”
“Moynihan worked for the Nixon White House and
he
was a Democrat.”
“A Democrat with a dark, dark stain on his tie.”
“I did a lot of good things with LaMonte. We got things done. Because he's a practical politician. And I knew how to talk to liberals without sounding like a doctrinaire Republican so I could make friends with key aides on the other side of the aisle.”
“And then you gave it all up to have these beautiful babies,” said Margaret. “Including the one who currently has nothing on from the waist down.”
“I hope it's J.P. you're talking about.”
“Short? Smeary face and butt and hands?”
“That would be the one.” Cecily was out of her chair and in hot pursuit.
Aunt Margaret called after her. “Don't let him sit down anywhere!”
“Too late!” Cecily called back.
By the time J.P. was bathed and dressed and the carpet more or less cleaned up from the fudgesicle that he had set down and sat upon, it had been forty-five minutes. Her cellphone chimed.
“Don't you have a special ringtone for calls from the President?” asked Aunt Margaret.
“Hold please for the President,” said a voice on the line.
And then: “Cessy, I didn't know that was your husband. I've watched that footage a half-dozen times and I think he and the other boy were splendid. Bartholomew Coleman, right? A captain. And your husband's a major. Brilliant record in the war. They're starting to tear at him already, aren't they?”
So Sandy had briefed him.
“I really called just to tell youâoh, this is silly, I'm just wasting your timeâMr. President, he's theâ”
“LaMonte. Please. I'm not on Rushmore yet. There are forty guys ahead of me in line.”
“LaMonte, Reuben Malich is the real thing. A true patriot. Unlike me, he really is a Republican. He loved the President. This is tearing him apart.”
“I can imagine.”
“I'm not just a loyal wife talking here. I just wanted to make sure you knew that whatever they say about him, whatever evidence got planted to incriminate him, he did not do anything wrong. He fulfilled a legitimate assignment. He did
not
pass those plans on.”
“Oh, I'm quite sure of that,” said LaMonte.
“What I'm asking isâstand by him, sir. Please.”
“Let me tell you my dilemma,” said LaMonte. “I'm walking into a White House filled with people chosen by the late President. They're used to regarding me as an obstacle to getting things done because they never understood that the Speaker isn't boss of the House the way the President is boss of the White House. But these people have been part of the administration. And one of themâat least one of themâpinpointed the President so that somebody could kill him.”
“You've got trust issues. But my husbandâ”
“Don't jump to conclusions, Cessy. I don't have trust issues, I have a major world-class investigation going on around me here while I'm trying to transition into being President. Plus everybody's crying, which is understandable but doesn't help much. I need you here. I need somebody I can trust.”
“I'm a Democrat, remember?”
“I know, and I need someone who knows that language, it's foreign to me.”
“LaMonte, I'm flattered, I'm
honored
, but I have a family.”
“I'll pay you a huge salary. We raised all the White House salaries last session and I promise you, you can afford to live in Georgetown if you want to.”
“LaMonte. My parents already own a house in Georgetown, if I needed one. You can't lure me with money. You can't lure me at all. But as I said, I'm honored.”
“Money can't seduce you? What about pleading? I can whimper and beg if you want. I learned how to do that in conference committees.”
“You can't use me in the White House. My husband will be testifying
before the congressional committee investigating the assassinations. And it won't be pretty. The last thing you need is, âMajor Malich, whose wife is an aide to President Nielson.' There
is
such a thing as bad publicity.”
“Well, just for you, I'll wave my wand and make that all go away.”
“If only,” said Cecily.
“You'll see. We're going to have a very harmonious administration.”
“Don't count on much of a honeymoon.”
“Work for me, Cessy. Your husband won't hurt us, he'll help. He's a hero. You're the wife of a hero. Plus Sandy assures me you're the only aide she ever liked.”
“She did not like me,” said Cecily. “Not till I left.”
She felt herself getting sucked into the vortex. She really did miss it. And to think of a White House in transition, under internal investigation, in desperate need of people who could concentrate, who could get things doneâshe knew she could do it. She had a knack for getting along with people. For isolating differences and making them seem small. She was good at the minutiae of making things happen in Washington. She wanted to say yes.
But she wanted even more to say no. The last thing Reuben needed right now was a wife with a sixteen-hour-a-day job. It had been her decision to stay home with the kids and she had made the right choiceâfor her and Reuben, anyway. With Reuben often gone for weeks and months at a time, the kids needed somebody who was an island of stability in their lives.
“We've got five kids, Mr. President. You know better than to try to take me away from them.”
“Patriotic pep talk won't do it?”
“No, sir,” she said.
“Well, I'll tell you what. The offer's open for a month. Change your mind before August, and you're in. Meanwhile, don't fret about your husband. Major Malich is going to have the full support of the White House and the Army. I guarantee that nothing bad will happen to him.”
That was all she could ask for. And he had a lot to do. No time for small talk. She thanked him, said good-bye, and hung up.
“He tried to hire you,” said Aunt Margaret.
“You heard my answer.”
“I heard you considering it,” said Aunt Margaret. “Hard thing to turn down, isn't it? In the White House, when the President knows you and trusts you, you get real power, yes?”
“Yes, I suppose,” said Cecily. “Good thing I get all the power I want from bullying my children.”
“He promised to help your husband, but you still look worried.”
“I
am
worried,” she said. “Why am I worried?”
“You're a Croat,” said Margaret. “Nothing's ever so good but what it can all come crashing down, and Croats never forget that.”
“Yes, what was your toast at our wedding? âEvery day that ends with you two still speaking to each other is a triumph over human nature.' ”
“Or words to that effect,” said Margaret. “And I was right.”
“There's something. Wrong. It's . . . I don't like the way he promised he could make everything go smoothly for Reuben. If there's anyone on God's green earth who knows that Congress
cannot
be controlled from the White House, it's LaMonte Nielson.”
“Maybe he thinks he'll still have clout in Congress.”
“No, he often said that the only President who ever controlled Congress was Johnson, and he did it by being a world-class . . . jerk.”
“A tush flambé,” said Margaret.
“And he can't control the press, either. They're going to try to kill Reuben's reputation and dance on the grave.”
“He just got made President. He's feeling grandiose.”
“He was never grandiose. But no, he was joking. Cajoling me.”
“And yet you're still worried.”
“I'm worried because Reuben is off the radar. Is he coming here? Is he going somewhere else to hide? Is he leaving the country? Is he on some kind of assignment? Is he arrested? Is he . . .”
The front door slammed open.
“Oh, be gentle with my ancient house!” cried Aunt Margaret.
“Dad's got a new car!” shouted Mark.
“He's here,” breathed Cecily.
“Go help your father with his luggage,” called Margaret.
“He doesn't have any!”
When Cecily got to the front door, carrying J.P., the garage door was already closing with Reuben and whatever car he was driving on the inside. So Cecily went back through the house and intercepted him at the inside garage door. They kissed and Reuben took J.P. into his arms and greeted the girls, who had already run downstairs. “Where's Nick?” he asked.