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“How old would they be now?” Jennifer asked.
“In their sixties.”
“Neither of them is on the staff.” But she was frowning, narrowing her eyes as she stared at the drawings.
“You’re not certain?”
“Yes, I am, but . . . no.” She shook her head. “I don’t know either of them.”
A bell rang from a nearby room and she got up to leave.
“Take them with you—the photo and the drawings—please. Something might come to you.”
She hesitated, and this time he wasn’t sure what she was thinking. A shutter had come down.
Was it just to humour him that she did what he asked?
Things got busier for Jennifer after that. Mrs. O’Shea, who had been lingering for several days, took a turn for the worse. There are no set visiting hours in a hospice, and her large and devoted family were in and out all night. Not one but two priests arrived to give her the last rites. She was still hanging on when Jennifer went off duty.
At home, there was the fuss of getting the kids ready for school and then she flopped into bed. She woke up at two o’clock, put on her dressing gown, and made a strong cup of coffee. She took it back to bed. The cat followed her up and stretched himself beside her. She stroked him absent-mindedly. The idea that Edith might have been murdered almost wanted to make her snort with laughter. In the cold light of day it seemed absurd, it
was
absurd. Like something in one of those old-fashioned detective stories that Edward liked so much and maybe that was even where it had come from. Patients on high doses of morphine did get strange notions.
She rummaged around in her handbag and found Edward’s drawings. She stared at them again. The uneasy feeling she’d had earlier came back to her. That widow’s peak . . . and that bag of photographs going missing . . . not so odd in itself. . . . She saw again the look of surprise on the duty doctor’s face. He really hadn’t been expecting it, though he had signed the death certificate willingly enough. And—face it—how hard would it be to get away with murder in a hospice? Just one more needle mark in someone who had been having several injections a day.
Her eye fell on the bedside clock. Oh Lord, she was going to be late collecting the kids. She threw her clothes on and was out of the house in two minutes. Then it was nonstop: supervising piano lessons and homework, simultaneously cooking the dinner and listening with half an ear to a convoluted story told by the twins. Five children under the age of nine. Whatever had they been thinking of? Then Matt was home and it was all right again just as it was every evening. He was a computer person, worked in hospital admin, nine to five, which was what made the whole thing possible. Then dinner was over, it was eight-thirty, and the kids were in bed.
This was their time. She told him everything and so she told him about Edward.
“Of course it’s all nonsense,” she said, hoping he’d agree.
“Interesting little problem, trying to identify these chaps,” Matt said, looking at the photo over the top of his glasses. “That nameplate—I could scan the photo and fiddle about with Photoshop, increase the contrast. The one who was Edith’s brother—do you know his name?”
“I don’t think she was ever married—so I expect it’s the same as hers: Johnson.”
“You can do wonders with online records and Google. Leave it with me, love.”
“Of course there can’t be anything in it. Can there?”
“Nah. But if I find out who they are and they’re both long gone, well then, you can put the poor old boy’s mind at rest, can’t you?”
Edward was restless. Kathleen had brought in the collection of Ellery Queen short stories, but they failed to hold his attention. He found himself looking at the clock every other minute. Laura always rang at ten o’clock to say goodnight to him. It was now eleven o’clock. There must be something wrong. He sent his thoughts winging off to the Bay of Plenty, held in the light his daughter and his granddaughter and the child waiting to be born.
Jennifer had popped her head round the door to say she’d do her best to pop in for a chat around one o’clock. So there was that to look forward to, but he had the feeling it was going to be a long night.
When the phone rang he was startled. He knocked a slew of things off the bedside table as he stretched out his hand.
The moment he heard Laura’s voice he knew that it was all right.
The words came tumbling out. “Dad, it’s all over! She went into labour naturally—and after all those problems—couldn’t have gone better, only a few hours—amazing for a first baby. Didn’t have a chance to ring you—”
“The baby—?”
“She’s perfect, oh Dad, she’s perfect. They’re going to call her Alice, after Mum.” He heard tears in her voice. “And Melanie’s just fine. She’ll speak to you herself tomorrow. And that’s not all. The airline rang ten minutes ago. There’s been a cancellation. I’ve got a seat on a flight leaving in three hours.”
“So soon . . .”
“Look, I’ve got to go. John’s waiting to take me to the airport. When he gets back, he’ll send some photos through to the hospice. Just hang on! I’ll be with you the day after tomorrow.”
The day after tomorrow. A little girl called Alice.
The happy news lit up the room and tears filled his eyes. Now that he knew Laura was coming he could let himself yearn for her. He thought of the day he had held her in his arms as a newborn baby. It was only right and fitting that her dear face should be the last he would see.
There was a far-off muffled boom. A couple of days to go until Bonfire Night, but someone was setting off early fireworks. There was a flash of light and above the town a firework unfolded like a big blue chrysanthemum. There were more distant bangs and whizzes: coloured lights blossomed and chased each other across the sky.
He had always loved fireworks. He settled back to enjoy the show.
Paperwork, paperwork. The downside of modern nursing. Jennifer sighed. One day she might actually clear her desk. She looked at her watch. Twelve-twenty. Forty minutes until her tea break and her chat with Edward. She put her head down and ploughed on.
She was puzzling over a questionnaire from the local health trust when the computer gave the little ping that meant there was incoming mail. She ignored it. It wouldn’t be anything that couldn’t wait.
When the phone rang ten minutes later, she reached for it with her eyes still on the form.
Matt’s voice brought her head up with a jerk. Something wrong with the children? She breathed a sigh of relief when he said the kids were fine.
“What are you doing still up?” she asked.
“Got a bit carried away on the computer. Didn’t you get my e-mail? I’ve managed to work out who they were, the men in the photo. Charles Ballantyne—distinguished career—Southampton Hospital, big wheel in the BMA—you won’t care about all that. Thing is, he died last year. The other one, Robert Cleaver, went to Australia, returned about ten years ago, he’s an Emeritus Professor of Oncology, specialising in a rare form of cancer at—” Matt named a London teaching hospital.
Out of the corner of her eye she saw someone pass the open door. She caught a glimpse of a dark suit and a clerical collar. The footsteps went on down the corridor.
She opened Matt’s e-mail.
Matt was still talking. “There’s a photo of him on the hospital website. If you want to see what he looks like, click on the link.”
She did, and a face stared out of the screen at her. It was uncanny, how right Edward had been, except for—
Her instincts were telling her that something was wrong. The footsteps had stopped further down the corridor. Who was he visiting? Not Mrs. O’Shea. She had died earlier that evening and her body was in the hospice mortuary waiting to be collected by the undertakers.
And he wasn’t visiting Edward. Edward was a Quaker.
Jennifer dropped the phone and sprang to her feet.
Edward’s eyes were heavy, but he forced himself to stay awake. He wanted to hang on until one o’clock so that he could ask Jennifer if an e-mail had arrived with photos of the baby and Melanie. He wished he could tell Edith. Funny how much he missed her. That story of hers—he couldn’t quite understand how he had let himself get so carried away by it. Perhaps he had been groping for a reason for her death, unwilling to believe that she had simply disappeared, given him the slip, pulled off the vanishing act he was so shortly to pull off himself.
Just for a moment he had the feeling that she was somewhere close by. He seemed to catch a whiff of her perfume.
When the man in the clerical collar appeared in the doorway, Edward’s first thought was that he had come to the wrong room.
His second thought, as the man closed the door behind him, was that he had done a good job of updating the photo, but he couldn’t possibly have guessed about the beard.
His third was that he wouldn’t be seeing Laura after all, because among the things he had knocked off the bedside table was the emergency buzzer.
Jennifer punched the panic button to summon help.
Nurses aren’t supposed to run, and Jennifer was a big woman, but she flew down that corridor.
She reached the room in time to see the man standing by Edward’s bed.
Light glinted on a hypodermic.
Another moment and she flung her arms round him from the back. She squeezed. He struggled, but years of manhandling toddlers at home and lifting patients at work had given her arms like steel hawsers. He didn’t stand a chance.
The hypodermic went clattering to the floor.
Then Paul, the burliest of the hospice nurses and an ex-soldier, appeared in the doorway and it was all over.
“Just a black shirt and a strip of plastic cut from a bottle of washing-up liquid,” Edward marvelled for at least the tenth time.
Jennifer nodded. “That was all it took. Dressed like that, he could walk into any hospice—or any hospital ward—claim to be visiting a parishioner and no one would bat an eyelid.”
It was nearly the end of Jennifer’s shift on the following night and she hadn’t been able to resist popping in to talk it over one more time. It was as if she needed to go over and over it again to convince herself that it really had happened.
“Only sorry I won’t be here to follow the trial,” Edward said with an effort. “But it’s clear enough what happened.”
“His bad luck that Edith had the same rare cancer that he’d made a speciality and consulted him privately.”
“Johnson’s such a common name—no wonder he didn’t make the connection.”
“But she did. I wonder if she really had anything on him. She certainly made him think she had.”
“And that she’d shared it with someone in the hospice.”
Edward closed his eyes. He claimed that the excitement had given him a new lease of life. Jennifer wasn’t so sure of that. The disease was progressing fast now. He was too weak to sit up and his face was very pale against the pillow. She wondered if he would be alive when she returned in the evening. She hoped so. She’d like to be there at the end and she wanted to meet Laura.
Her eyes strayed to the colour printout of a beaming young woman with hair plastered to her sweaty forehead. She was cradling a tiny baby with a face like a crumpled rosebud.
She patted Edward’s hand and was getting up to leave when she saw that Edward had opened his eyes. He was gazing past her into the corridor.
She turned her head and saw a handsome middle-aged woman approaching.
“Laura,” Edward murmured. “You’re here. . . .”
“Dad! I hired a car at the airport.”
“This is Jennifer.”
The two women clasped hands as they passed in the doorway. Laura gave a smile of recognition that made her look very like her father.
Jennifer closed the door behind her and went to get a Do Not Disturb sign.
No one would be needed here for a while.
Copyright © 2011 by Christine Poulson
Au Bon Coin
by Eric Wright
Born in England, Eric Wright emigrated to Canada in 1951. His distinguished career as a novelist and short story writer has earned him Canada’s most prestigious crime award, the Arthur Ellis, four times. His new novel, published in late 2010, is
A Likely Story
; it’s the third in his Joe Barley series.
The Kidnapping of Rosie Dawn
, in which Barley debuted, won a Barry Award and was nominated for three other awards, including the Mystery Writers of America’s Edgar.
“Hello, Daisy. Come in, com in. My, how pretty your hair is today; that lovely silver color really suits you. Come in; sit down. I’ve just made coffee. Good of you to find the time. There. Cream? No? Then let’s get started.
“First, here’s an e-mail I got from Robert two weeks ago. Lots of the usual personal stuff—he still gets very uxorious in his letters. Sorry: got. I’ll miss that. Anyway, after a couple of pages of that and some mentions of the parts of Paris that he and I had seen together—very little, really, though Givenchy was a wonderful afternoon; then the obligatory visit to the Café des Lilas—there was this:
“ ‘Last night I took a colleague to one of our favourite restaurants, Au Bon Coin; you remember? Near the Place Monge Métro station. It was as good as ever, especially the herring and potato starter. Last time you and I both had sweetbreads followed by the apple tart. Afterwards we walked along the Rue Mouffetard, remember? All the time I was there I was thinking of you, and hoping we could get back to Au Bon Coin together one day soon.’
“The rest is about the weather, the conference, and his jet lag. That’s the essential passage.
“I was very frightened. You can imagine why. You’re not saying anything. I’ll get on, then. The thing is, dear, I’ve only been to Paris with Robert once, and never to a restaurant called Au Bon Coin, so understand my alarm. You remember about a year ago—no, exactly eleven months ago—I had a small stroke which temporarily affected my memory, though I remember the date of the stroke exactly. However, I was young for that sort of event, and I got over it pretty quickly. I’m not allowed to drive but I never liked driving, anyway, so it was a bit of a relief, sometimes an excuse to avoid doing things I don’t want to do. And the memory thing is manageable. Nowadays I’m careful to write down all appointments, even casual arrangements with friends, and I’m rarely at a loss anymore. So you can understand when Robert’s e-mail asked me to remember something I had no memory of, I got frightened. I thought I had regressed, even had another stroke. Then I decided to reconstruct the event for my memory. That works sometimes, in smaller things. If I can’t remember anything about a movie I saw the previous day, not even the title, I can usually work at it and recover it eventually. I have a lot of trouble with those movies that are all imagery and no plot, foreign movies especially. But my neurologist said the brain is like a computer—it’s all there somewhere, you just have to find a path to it. Sorry, I’m wandering.
“As I say, I’ve only been in Paris with Robert once, and I have no memory of a restaurant called Au Bon Coin, or walking along a street called Rue Mouffetard, some sort of market street, I gather, but I keep a journal when I’m traveling—the same book contains all my travel experiences—so after Robert’s funeral I dug it out and found the trip to Paris. With the help of this journal I could remember and reconstruct everything about that trip, including meeting the nice American girl who asked Robert if he knew the French word for ‘quiche.’ I had to stop him making fun of her. And there was no dinner at Au Bon Coin. No, sir. Dinner was accounted for every night, the name of the restaurant, even what we ate and if we liked it. And both times we stayed a long way away from that Métro station, at a hotel called Hôtel des Balcons on the Left Bank. There, see. Even now, I don’t have to look it up. I
remember.
Paris was like that.
“More coffee? No? So from being frightened, I now started to be worried. What was going on? I can tell you my mind touched on all kinds of possibilities. I mean you never really know
anyone,
do you? I mean, if other people knew what was going on inside our heads, we’d all be arrested, or at least very hard to live with, I ’ve often thought that. So—do you remember that Ingrid Bergman movie about a man who was trying to drive his wife mad so he could get her money? I don’t have any money, of course, but it did occur to me that maybe he wanted to be free of me and was starting some sort of campaign. I mean, once you realise you don’t know
all
about someone you’ve lived with for twenty years, there might be a lot of things you don’t know. All the rest of the stuff in his head, or his psyche, I guess.
“Luckily, I woke up very clear-headed one morning and realized that if I went on like this I would go mad. So I decided to find out. How? First, I thought, I would fly to Paris, and see if the actual restaurant would bring back memories.”
“You flew to Paris?”
“No, dear, I thought of it, but then I had an idea for a simpler and cheaper way. I found a detective agency in Paris that could make my enquiries for me. You know how distinctive Robert was in appearance. He shaved his head when he started to go bald, and that along with the new goatee and the gold earring he put in when he got his Ph.D. made his appearance at least memorable, if not as distinguished as he hoped, so I dug out a couple of recent pictures of him and e-mailed them to the agency with some instructions. I told them to find out if any of the waiters remembered seeing Robert lately, and who was with him. I suggested they could say he was wanted by the Toronto police, but they said that wouldn’t be necessary.
“It took them two days to reply, saying that
all,
my dear,
all
of the waiters as well as the cashier, who was the proprietor’s wife, remembered him, because of his appearance and his clumsy French. And they all remembered that his partner was an attractive woman of a certain age with pretty hair. That was a surprise, but I found a picture of who it might be and e-mailed it to the agency. Sure enough, I’d guessed right.
“Now there was just the mystery of the letter. How had he screwed up? Sit down for a minute, Daisy, I won’t be long.
“Robert may have seen himself as the suave adulterer—I think he did—but he was also an academic so he was a bit of a fusspot, especially, lately, around his computer. He had taken his laptop with him, of course, but I guessed that he had backed everything up, twice over, probably, so I set about looking through his files, you know, his backup discs, where he would have stored everything in case he lost his laptop. It took me a couple of days, but I found it eventually.
“I started searching with the name of the restaurant, Au Bon Coin, you remember? That was all I needed. I found the name mentioned in one letter, in the paragraph I just read to you, and then I had an idea. I found a phrase somewhere else in the letter that was very distinctive. Here it is:
‘I was reminded of a poem by Lamartine: “Le Lac.” ’
I searched for and found exactly the same phrase in two other letters to different people. So I started a real search and, to cut a long story short, I realized what he had been in the habit of, so to speak.”
Now Daisy spoke. “Sending the same letter to different people? Surely not. It must have been a glitch in his address book.”
“No, inserting the same travel-writing chunk in different letters. Harmless enough if he had more skill with his computer, and hadn’t been so obsessive about backing everything up. The thing is, along with the travel bit, he had screwed up and copied—highlighted, probably—more than he intended. Once you realized what he had done, you could see it all.”
Daisy said, “Is there a chance that all of his correspondents would have got the same message?”
“We’ll never know, will we? Let’s move on.”
“Did you kill him?”
“One step at a time. I didn’t
mean
to kill him, if that’s what you’re asking. It was an accident.”
“What do you mean?”
“I just wanted to land a symbolic blow before I kicked him out. It seemed appropriate. His field was the French Symbolistes, after all. So I waited until he put down his laptop—I wanted to hit him with that—that’s what
I
call symbolism—and I picked it up and swung it down on his head. The thing that killed him, though, according to the doctor, was hitting his head on the corner of the table as he went down. He was dead when the paramedics arrived. It was the hall table, not me. So it was accidental. That’s the verdict.”
“You meant to hit him, though.”
“Just symbolically.”
“What did you tell the police?”
“I said he tripped on the rug and hit his head on the table. They were very sympathetic.”
“Why are you telling me all this?”
“Obviously, so that you will know. I think you ought to know how your little dalliance in Au Bon Coin ended.”
“Isn’t that a bit of a risk? If I take this story to the police?”
“Not much risk of that, is there? I’ll keep the letters on file. There’s the other story there, isn’t there, the one you wouldn’t want to share with anybody?”
Daisy stood up. “Robert told me all about you. I see now what he meant.”
“Did he? He didn’t say a word to me about you, and that’s rather the point, isn’t it?”
Copyright © 2011 by Eric Wright
