Ehrengraf for the Defense (11 page)

“But—”

“But why?”

Telliford nodded.

“Because you are a poet,” said Martin
Ehrengraf.

“Poets,” said Ehrengraf, “are the
unacknowledged legislators of the universe.”

* * *

“That’s beautiful,” Robin Littlefield said.
She didn’t know just what to make of this little man but he was
certainly impressive. “Could you say that again? I want to remember
it.”

“Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of
the universe. But don’t credit me with the observation. Shelley
said it first.”

“Is she your wife?”

The deeply set dark eyes narrowed
perceptibly. “Percy Bysshe Shelley,” he said gently. “Born 1792,
died 1822. The poet.”

“Oh.”

“So your young man is one of the world’s
unacknowledged legislators. Or you might prefer the lines Arthur
O’Shaughnessy wrote. ‘We are the music makers, And we are the
dreamers of dreams.’ You know the poem?”

“I don’t think so.”

“I like the second stanza,” said Ehrengraf,
and tilted his head to one side and quoted it:

“
With wonderful deathless ditties

We build up the world’s greatest cities,

And out of a fabulous story

We fashion an empire’s glory:

One man with a dream, at pleasure,

Shall go forth and conquer a crown;

And three with a new song’s measure

Can trample an empire down.”

“You have a wonderful way of speaking. But I,
uh, I don’t really know much about poetry.”

“You reserve your enthusiasm for Mr.
Telliford’s poems, no doubt.”

“Well, I like it when Bill reads them to me.
I like the way they sound, but I’ll be the first to admit I don’t
always know what he’s getting at.”

Ehrengraf beamed, spread his hands. “But they
do sound good, don’t they? Miss Littlefield, dare we require more
of a poem than that it please our ears? I don’t read much modern
poetry, Miss Littlefield. I prefer the bards of an earlier and more
innocent age. Their verses are often simpler, but I don’t pretend
to understand any number of favorite poems. Half the time I
couldn’t tell you just what Blake’s getting at, Miss Littlefield,
but that doesn’t keep me from enjoying his work. That sonnet of
your young man’s, that poem about riding a train across Kansas and
looking at the moon. I’m sure you remember it.”

“Sort of.”

“He writes of the moon ‘stroking desperate
tides in the liquid land.’ That’s a lovely line, Miss Littlefield,
and who cares whether the poem itself is fully comprehensible?
Who’d raise such a niggling point? William Telliford is a poet and
I’m under an obligation to defend him. I’m certain he couldn’t have
murdered that woman.”

Robin gnawed a thumbnail. “The police are
pretty sure he did it,” she said. “The fire axe was missing from
the hallway of our building and the glass case where it was kept
was smashed open. And Janice Penrose, he used to live with her
before he met me, well, they say he was still going around her
place sometimes when I was working at the diner. And they never
found the fire axe, but Bill came home with his jeans and shirt
covered with blood and couldn’t remember what happened. And he was
seen in her neighborhood, and he’d been drinking, plus he smoked a
lot of dope that afternoon and he was always taking pills. Ups and
downs, like, plus some green capsules he stole from somebody’s
medicine chest and we were never quite sure what they were, but
they do weird things to your head.”

“The artist is so often the subject of his
own experiment,” Ehrengraf said sympathetically. “Think of De
Quincey. Consider Coleridge, waking from an opium dream with all of
‘Kubla Khan’ fixed in his mind, just waiting for him to write it
down. Of course he was interrupted by that dashed man from Porlock,
but the lines he did manage to save are so wonderful. You know the
poem, Miss Littlefield?”

“I think we had to read it in school.”

“Perhaps.”

“Or didn’t he write something about an
albatross? Some guy shot an albatross, something like that.”

“Something like that.”

* * *

“The thing is,” William Telliford said, “the
more I think about it, the more I come to the conclusion that I
must have killed Jan. I mean, who else would kill her?”

“You’re innocent,” Ehrengraf told him.

“You really think so? I can’t remember what
happened that day. I was doing some drugs and hitting the wine
pretty good, and then I found this bottle of bourbon that I didn’t
think we still had, and I started drinking that, and that’s about
the last thing I remember. I must have gone right into blackout and
the next thing I knew I was walking around covered with blood. And
I’ve got a way of being violent when I’m drunk. When I lived with
Jan I beat her up a few times, and I did the same with Robin.
That’s one of the reasons her father hates me.”

“Her father hates you?”

“Despises me. Oh, I can’t really blame him.
He’s this self-made man with more money than God and I’m squeezing
by on food stamps. There’s not much of a living in poetry.”

“It’s an outrage.”

“Right. When Robin and I moved in together,
well, her old man had a fit. Up to then he was laying a pretty
heavy check on her the first of every month, but as soon as she
moved in with me that was the end of that song. No more money for
her. Here’s her little brother going to this fancy private school
and her mother dripping in sables and emeralds and diamonds and
mink, and here’s Robin slinging hash in a greasy spoon because her
father doesn’t care for the company she’s keeping.”

“Interesting.”

“The man really hates me. Some people take to
me and some people don’t, but he just couldn’t stomach me. Thought
I was the lowest of the low. It really grinds a person down, you
know. All the pressure he was putting on Robin, and both of us
being as broke as we were, I’ll tell you, it reached the point
where I couldn’t get any writing done.”

“That’s terrible,” Ehrengraf said, his face
clouded with concern. “The poetry left you?”

“That’s what happened. It just wouldn’t come
to me. I’d sit there all day staring at a blank sheet of paper, and
finally I’d say the hell with it and fire up a joint or get into
the wine, and there’s another day down the old chute. And then
finally I found that bottle of bourbon and the next thing I knew—”
the poet managed a brave smile “—well, according to you, I’m
innocent.”

“Of course you are innocent, sir.”

“I wish I was convinced of that, Mr.
Ehrengraf. I don’t even see how you can be convinced.”

“Because you are a poet,” the diminutive
attorney said. “Because, further, you are a client of Martin H.
Ehrengraf. My clients are always innocent. That is the Ehrengraf
presumption. Indeed, my income depends upon the innocence of my
clients.”

“I don’t follow you.”

“It’s simple enough. My fees, as we’ve said,
are quite high. But I collect them only if my efforts are
successful. If a client of mine goes to prison, Mr. Telliford, he
pays me nothing. I’m not even reimbursed for my expenses.”

“That’s incredible,” Telliford said. “I never
heard of anything like that. Do many lawyers work that way?”

“I believe I’m the only one. It’s a pity more
don’t take up the custom. Other professionals as well, for that
matter. Consider how much higher the percentage of successful
operations might be if surgeons were paid on the basis of their
results.”

“Isn’t that the truth. Hey, you know what’s
ironic?”

“What?”

“Mr. Littlefield. Robin’s father. He could
pay you that eighty thousand out of petty cash and never miss it.
That’s the kind of money he’s got. But the way he feels about me,
he’d pay to
send
me to prison, not to keep me out of it. In
other words, if you worked for him you’d only get paid if you lost
your case. Don’t you think that’s ironic?”

“Yes,” said Ehrengraf. “I do indeed.”

* * *

When William Telliford stepped into
Ehrengraf’s office, the lawyer scarcely recognized him. The poet’s
beard was gone and his hair had received the attention of a
fashionable barber. His jacket was black velvet, his trousers a
cream-colored flannel. He was wearing a raw silk shirt and a bold
paisley ascot.

He smiled broadly at Ehrengraf’s reaction. “I
guess I look different,” he said.

“Different,” Ehrengraf agreed.

“Well, I don’t have to live like a slob now.”
The young man sat down in one of Ehrengraf’s chairs, shot his cuff,
and checked the time on an oversized gold watch. “Robin’ll be
coming by for me in half an hour,” he said, “but I wanted to take
the time to let you know how much I appreciated what you tried to
do for me. You believed in my innocence when I didn’t even have
that much faith in myself. And I’m sure you would have been
terrific in the courtroom if it had come to that.”

“Fortunately it didn’t.”

“Right, but whoever would have guessed how it
would turn out? Imagine old Jasper Littlefield killing Jan to frame
me and get me out of his daughter’s life. That’s really a tough one
to swallow. But he came over looking for Robin, and he found me
drunk, and then it was evidently just a matter of taking the fire
axe out of the case and taking me along with him to Jan’s place and
killing her and smearing her blood all over me. I must have been in
worse than a blackout when it happened. I must have been passed out
cold for him to be sure I wouldn’t remember any of it.”

“So it would seem.”

“The police never did find the fire axe, and
I wondered about that at the time. What I’d done with it, I mean,
because deep down inside I really figured I must have been guilty.
But what happened was Mr. Littlefield took the axe along with him,
and then when he went crazy it was there for him to use.”

“And use it he did.”

“He sure did,” Telliford said. “According to
some psychologist they interviewed for one of the papers, he must
have been repressing his basic instincts all his life. When he
killed Jan for the purpose of framing me, it set something off
inside him, some undercurrent of violence he’d been smothering for
years and years. And then finally he up and dug out the fire axe,
and he did a job on his wife and his son, chopped them both to hell
and gone, and then he made a phone call to the police and confessed
what he’d done and told about murdering Jan at the same time.”

“Considerate of him,” said Ehrengraf, “to
make that phone call.”

“I’ll have to give him that,” the poet said.
“And then, before the cops could get there and pick him up, he took
the fire axe and chopped through the veins in his wrists and bled
to death.”

“And you’re a free man.”

“And glad of it,” Telliford said. “I’ll tell
you, it looks to me as though I’m sitting on top of the world.
Robin’s crazy about me and I’m all she’s got in the world, me and
the millions of bucks her father left her. With the rest of the
family dead, she inherits every penny. No more slinging hash. No
more starving in a garret. No more dressing like a slob. You like
my new wardrobe?”

“It’s quite a change,” Ehrengraf said

“Well, I realize now that I was getting sick
of the way I looked, the life I was leading. Now I can live the way
I want. I’ve got the freedom to do as I please with my life.”

“That’s wonderful.”

“And you’re the man who believed in me when
nobody else did, myself included.” Telliford smiled with genuine
warmth. “I can’t tell you how grateful I am. I was talking with
Robin, and I had the idea that we ought to pay you your fee. You
didn’t actually get me off, of course, but your system is that you
get paid no matter how your client gets off, just so he doesn’t
wind up in jail. That’s how you explained it, isn’t it?”

“That’s right.”

“That’s what I said to Robin. But she said we
didn’t have any agreement to pay you eighty thousand dollars, as a
matter of fact we didn’t have any agreement to pay you anything,
because you volunteered your services. In fact I would have gotten
off the same way with my court-appointed attorney. I said that
wasn’t the point, but Robin said after all it’s her money and she
didn’t see the point of giving you an eighty-thousand-dollar
handout, that you were obviously well off and didn’t need
charity.”

“Her father’s daughter, I’d say.”

“Huh? Anyway, it’s her money and her decision
to make, but I got her to agree that we’d pay for any expenses you
had. So if you can come up with a figure—”

Ehrengraf shook his head. “You don’t owe me a
cent,” he insisted. “I took your case out of a sense of obligation.
And your lady friend is quite correct—I am not a charity case.
Furthermore, my expenses on your behalf were extremely low, and in
any case I should be more than happy to stand the cost myself.”

“Well, if you’re absolutely certain—”

“Quite certain, thank you.” Ehrengraf smiled.
“I’m most satisfied with the outcome of the case. Of course I
regret the loss of Miss Littlefield’s mother and brother, but at
least there’s a happy ending to it all. You’re out of prison, you
have no worries about money, your future is assured, and you can
return to the serious business of writing poetry.”

“Yeah,” Telliford said.

“Is something wrong?”

“Not really. Just what you said about poetry.
I suppose I’ll get back to it sooner or later.”

“Don’t tell me your muse has deserted
you?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” the young man said
nervously. “It’s just that, oh, I don’t really seem to care much
about poetry now, you know what I mean?”

“I’m not sure that I do.”

“Well, I’ve got everything I want, you know?
I’ve got the money to go all over the world and try all the things
I’ve always wanted to try, and, oh, poetry just doesn’t seem very
important anymore.” He laughed. “I remember what a kick I used to
get when I’d check the mailbox and some little magazine would send
me a check for one of my poems. Now what I usually got was fifty
cents a line for poems, and that’s from the magazines that paid
anything, and most of them just gave you copies of the issue with
the poem in it and that was that. That sonnet you liked, ‘On a
Train Through Kansas,’ the magazine that took it paid me
twenty-five cents a line. So I made three dollars and fifty cents
for that poem, and by the time I submitted it here and there and
everywhere, hell, my postage came to pretty nearly as much as I got
for it.”