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I wanted to be free of him, as well. It was time for me to grow up and get a life. I replaced my thick glasses with contact lenses, began studying
Vogue
when I was at the hairdresser's, even suffered through a performance of
The Sound of Music,
with Nelson Rider singing off-key.

Still … although it was fairly long since I had allowed myself to think of Maine for more than a pinch of time, often there was a shadow and a glimpse of a bare arm with a white tassel marked upon it, passing through my dreams.

One summer, Carl was home from college, and he brought a movie from the video store one night.

“Guess who made it?” he said, after dinner. “Maine Foremann's father.”

“That poor crazy kid!” our father said. “May he rest in peace.”

“Amen!” I said.

I didn't want to see
Born on Cold Nights.

I went into the kitchen and stacked the dishes in the dishwasher. Carl would shout at me from time to time, “Zoë! Come in and watch this! This is weird, Zoë!”

“I'm going out.”

“Again?” my father called in to me.

“Again,” I said. “And I'm late. People are waiting for me.”

“Zoë!” Carl wouldn't give up. “Hey, Zoë! Don't think of a yellow elephant!”

“What is that supposed to mean?” I peered around the corner at my brother.

“This guy playing the revenant says if you tell someone not to do something, they can't help doing it.”

Just for a moment, I listened.

We are revenants with spirits that long to return as revenants. You humans with one life cannot know the joy of life again and again and yet again. Our desire is to return, and your dreaming makes it possible. But what if you stop dreaming of us? How can we prevent that?

My father shook his head. “Well, we did our best for the boy. But I have to admit that I don't miss him. Do you, Zoë?”

I just shrugged as though it wasn't a question that needed an answer.

Then I left the house, thinking of a yellow elephant, and hearing the low purr of a chuckle somewhere in the vapors of that summer evening.

I'VE GOT GLORIA

“H
ello? Mrs. Whitman?”

“Yes?”

“I've got Gloria.”

“Oh, thank heaven! Is she all right?”

“She's fine, Mrs. Whitman.”

“Where is she?”

“She's here with me.”

“Who are you?”

“You can call me Bud.”

“Bud who?”

“Never mind that, Mrs. Whitman. I've got your little dog and she's anxious to get back home.”

“Oh, I know she is. She must miss me terribly. Where are you? I'll come and get her right away.”

“Not so fast, Mrs. Whitman. First, there's a little something you must do.”

“Anything. Just tell me where to find you.”

“
I'll
find
you,
Mrs. Whitman,
after
you do as I say.”

“What do you mean, Bud?”

“I mean that I'll need some money before I get Gloria home safely to you.”

“Money?”

“She's a very valuable dog.”

“Not really. I got her from the pound.”

“But she's valuable to you, isn't she?”

“She's everything to me.”

“So you have to prove it, Mrs. Whitman.”

“What is this?”

“A dognapping. I have your dog and you have to pay to have her returned safely to you.”

There was a pause.

I could just imagine her face—that face I hated ever since she flunked me. That mean, freckled face, with the glasses over those hard little green eyes, the small, pursed lips, the mop of frizzy red hair topping it all. … Well, top this, Mrs. Whitman: I do not even have that nutsy little bulldog of yours. She
is
lost, just as your countless signs nailed up everywhere announce that she is. … All I have is this one chance to get revenge, and I'm grabbing it!

Now her voice came carefully. “How much do you want?”

“A thousand dollars, Mrs. Whitman. A thou, in one-hundred-dollar bills, and Gloria will be back drooling on your lap.”

“A
thousand
dollars?”

Got to you, didn't I? Did your stomach turn over the way mine did when I saw that F in math?

“Are you one of my students?”

“Oh, like I'm going to tell you if I am.”

“You must be.”

“I could be, couldn't I? You're not everyone's dream teacher, are you?”

“Please don't hurt my dog.”

“I'm not cruel by nature.”

I don't take after my old man. He said he was sorry that I flunked math because he knew how much I was counting on the hike through Yellowstone this summer. He said maybe the other guys would take some photographs so I could see what I was missing while I went to summer school to get a passing grade. “Gee, Scott,” he said, “what a shame, and now you won't get an allowance, either, or have TV in your bedroom, or the use of the computer. But never mind, sonny boy,” he said, “there'll be lots to do around the house. I'll leave lists for you every day of things to be done before I get home.”

Mrs. Whitman whined, “I just don't have a thousand dollars. I don't know where I'll get so much money, either.”

Sometimes I whined that way, and my mom would say, “Scotty, we wouldn't be so hard on you if you'd only take responsibility for your actions. We tell you to be in at eleven
P.M.
and you claim the bus was late. We ask you to take the tapes back to Videoland and you say we never said to do it. You always have an excuse for everything! You never blame yourself!”

“Mrs. Whitman? I don't mean to be hard on you but that's the deal, see. A thou in hundreds.”

“Just don't hurt Gloria.”

“Gee, what a shame that you have to worry about such a thing. She's a sweet little dog, and I know she misses you because she's not eating.”

“She doesn't eat dog food, Bud. I cook for her.”

“That's why she doesn't eat, hmm? I don't know how to cook.”

“You could just put a frozen dinner in the microwave. A turkey dinner, or a Swanson's pot roast. I'll pay you for it.”

“A thousand dollars plus ten for frozen dinners? Is that what you're suggesting?”

“Let me think. Please. I have to think how I can get the money.”

“Of course you do. I'll call you back, Mrs. Whitman, and meanwhile I'll go to the store and get some Swanson's frozen dinners.”

“When will you—”

I hung up.

I could hear Dad coming up the stairs.

“Scott?”

“Yes, sir?”

“I'm going to take the Saturn in for an oil change. I want you to come with me.”

“I have some homework, sir.”

“I want you to come with me.
Now
.”

In the car, he said, “We need to talk.”

“About what?” I said.

There was one of her Lost Dog signs tacked to the telephone pole at the end of our street.

“We need to talk about this summer,” he said.

“What about it?”

“You
have
to make up the math grade. That you
have
to do. I'm sorry you can't go to Yellowstone.”

“Yeah.”

“There's no other way if you want to get into any kind of college. Your other grades are fine. But you need math. … What's so hard about math, Scott?”

“I hate it!”

“I did, too, but I learned it. You have to study.”

“Mrs. Whitman doesn't like me.”

“Why doesn't she like you?”

“She doesn't like anyone but that bulldog.”

“Who's lost, apparently.”

“Yeah.”

“The signs are everywhere.”

“Yeah.”

“But she wouldn't deliberately flunk you, would she?”

“Who knows?”

“Do you really think a teacher would flunk you because she doesn't like you?”

“Who knows?”

“Scott, you've got to admit when you're wrong. I'll give you an example. I was wrong when I said you couldn't have an allowance or TV or use of the computer, etcetera. I was angry and I just blew! That was wrong. It wouldn't have made it any easier for you while you're trying to get a passing grade in math. So I was wrong! I apologize and I take it back.”

“How come?”

“How come? Because I'm sorry. I thought about it and it bothered me. I'm a hothead, and I don't like that about myself. Okay?”

“Yeah.”

“Maybe that's what's wrong here.”

“What's wrong where?”

“Between us.”

“Is something wrong between us?”

“Scotty, I'm trying to talk with you. About us. I want to work things out so we get along better.”

“Yeah.”

“Sometimes I do or say rash things.”

“Yeah.”

“I always feel lousy after.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Do you understand? I shouldn't take things out on you. That's petty. Life is hard enough. We don't have to be mean and spiteful with each other. Agreed?”

“Yeah.” I was thinking about the time our dog didn't come home one night. I couldn't sleep. I even prayed. When he got back all muddy the next morning, I broke into tears and told him, “Now you're making me blubber like a baby!”

Dad was still on my case.

“Scott, I want you to think about why Mrs. Whitman flunked you.”

“I just told you: she doesn't like me.”

“Are you really convinced that you're good at math but the reason you failed was because she doesn't like you?”

“Maybe.”

“Is she a good teacher?”

“She never smiles. She's got these tight little lips and these ugly freckles.”

“So she's not a good teacher?”

“I can't learn from her.”

“Did you study hard?”

“I studied. Sure. I studied.”

“How many others flunked math?”

“What?”

“How many others flunked math?”

“No one.”

“Speak up.”

“I said, I'm the only one.”

“So others learn from her despite her tight little lips and ugly freckles?”

“I guess.”

“Scott, who's to blame for your flunking math?”

“Okay,” I said. “Okay.”

“Who is to blame?”

“Me. Okay? I didn't study that hard.”

He sighed and said, “There. Good. You've accepted the blame. … How do you feel?”

“I feel okay.” I really didn't, though. I was thinking about that dumb bulldog running loose somewhere, and about Mrs. Whitman worried sick now that she thought Gloria'd been dognapped.

Dad said, “I think we both feel a lot better.”

We sat around in the waiting room at Saturn.

Dad read
Sports Illustrated,
but I couldn't concentrate on the magazines there or the ballgame on TV. I was down. I knew what Dad meant when he'd told me he felt bad after he “blew” and that he didn't like himself for it.

I kept glancing toward the pay phone. I stuck my hands in my pants pockets. I had a few quarters.

“I'm going to call Al and see what he's doing tonight,” I said.

Dad said, “Wait until you get home. We'll be leaving here very shortly.”

“I'm going to look around,” I said.

I didn't know Mrs. Whitman's number. I'd copied it down from one of the Lost Dog signs and ripped it up after I'd called her. I hadn't planned to follow up the call, get money from her: nothing like that. I just wanted to give her a good scare.

I went over to the phone book and looked her up.

Then I ducked inside the phone booth, fed the slot a quarter, and dialed.

“Hello?”

“Mrs. Whitman? I don't have your dog. I was playing a joke.”

“I know you don't have my dog. Gloria's home. The dog warden found her and brought her back right after you hung up on me.”

I was relieved. At least she wouldn't have to go all night worrying about getting Gloria back.

“I was wrong,” I said. “It was petty. I'm sorry.”

“Do you know what you put me through, Scott Perkins?”

I just hung up.

I stood there with my face flaming.

“Scott?” My father was looking all over for me, calling me and calling me. “Scott! Are you here? The car's ready!”

All the way home he lectured me on how contrary I was. Why couldn't I have waited to phone Al? What was it about me that made me just go ahead and do something I was expressly told I shouldn't do? “Just when I think we've gotten someplace,” he said, “you turn around and go against my wishes.

“
Why
?” he shouted.

I said, “What?” I hadn't been concentrating on all that he was saying. I was thinking that now she knew my name—don't ask me how—and now what was she going to do about it?

“I asked you
why
you go against my wishes,” Dad said. “Nothing I say seems to register with you.”

“It registers with me,” I said. “I just seem to screw up sometimes.”

“I can hardly believe my ears.” He was smiling. “You actually said sometimes you screw up. That's a new one.”

“Yeah,” I said. “That's a new one.”

Then we both laughed, but I was still shaking, remembering Mrs. Whitman saying my name that way.

When we got in the house, Mom said, “The funniest thing happened while you were gone. The phone rang and this woman asked what number this was. I told her, and she asked whom she was speaking to. I told her and she said, ‘Perkins … Perkins. Do you have a boy named Scott?' I said that we did, and she said, ‘This is Martha Whitman. Tell him I'll see him this summer. I'm teaching remedial math.'”

I figured that right after I'd hung up from calling her about Gloria, she'd dialed *69. I'd heard you could do that. The phone would ring whoever called you last. That was why she'd asked my mother what number it was and who was speaking.

Dad said, “You see, Scott, Mrs. Whitman doesn't dislike you, or she wouldn't have called here to tell you she'd see you this summer.”

“I was wrong,” I said. “Wrong again.”

Oh, was I ever!